i think i should do more bench press

>we had a great time catching up
>the food was okay, the atmosphere was nice. the salmon skin was horrible though
>we finish our food and she say she wants to buy a burger for her brother
>we walked to the nearest fastfood joint and let her be
>a friend of mine called, so i told her i'll be outside
>minutes passed, i was wondering what's taking so long
>i went inside and see the cashier was talking to her
>walk to her and say" hey you got your food already?"
> the cashier then walked back and get the plastic behind him and give her the food
>"that'll be $4 "
>i was weird out, but what she ordered is clearly a $7 meal
>whatever, we went back to my car
>she said, she was tired and want to go home
>alright
>i saw a cop car flashing its light in the distance in front of me
>oh shit, if its a roadblock then im screwed
>'why' she asked
>i havent renew my license registration
>i slowed down, the cop tells me to just pass on
>thatwasclose.jpg
>i was feeling tense
>as i drive away, she then's touching my chest
>'what are you trying to touch? haha'
>she says she wants to feel my heartbeat because she saw me i was nervous when the cop was near
>tries to make fun of her that clearly she's touching on the wrong side
>she feels embarrassed
>try to comfort her, grab her hand and tell her its on the lower left side of the chest
awkwardness ensued
>drives a bit faster
>spaghetti starts to fall off my pockets

proceed

>>41059057
that was the end

4 dollar for a 7 dollar meal
That is something shady shit

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>>41058849
>Autism

>>41059068
fucking faggot

no I have this feeling like when you are trying to shit and you squeeze the shit - but half goes out and half goes back in. it's not done

not done

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>ask her what she's going to do later
>she say she wanted to do her work but she want to snuggle up in bed
>tell her to finish her work because leaving it on the morning might ruin the rest of the day
>arrived at her house and she ask me if i want to go inside
>"nah, its okay, i dont want to bother you with your work because you better finish it haha" trying to be considerate on her
>she says its sweet of me to say that
>feelsgoodman
>i say thanks for the night and drove off
>when i arrive at home i checked her twitter status " things could be more interesting but i guess people at times cant see obvious signs"
>thinking about what i just did
i was trying to make the best of the night but still wondering what it is
>thinking about when she touches my pec
maybe i should do more bench press or something to make them harder

so guys, what should i do?

>>41059074
the cashier was being nice to her by giving her a discount

>>41059135
Spend less time benching and more time considering the need to act energetically to seize any opportunity that presents itself.

>>41059135
>what should i do?
do a barrel roll and then kys

You have pretty good autism gains

>>41059135
You've already ruined it with her

SHE LITERALLY INVITED YOU INTO HER VAGINA AND YOU SAID NO

>>41059135
I can tell that you were trying to do a funny post similar to that copypasta where the guy thinks that his gf feeling neglected actually means he's skimping on his shoulder workouts. This had the potential to be funny OP, but your delivery was pitiful and you should probably kill yourself to avoid further embarrassment.

>>41059135
jesus christ this is worse than what i would do desu

yeah defo work on that bench press OP

>>41059135
I'm certain you're gay

>>41059135
Shoulda told her "wait" then kissed her

Oh well, next time anon

>>41059211
Can you post it anon?

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>>41060458
Not him but here you go

This is some weird fusion of pic related and the pointless story about anon and his sister getting weighed in water