>just smoked 132 cigarettes today
>vaped a gallon of milk in 17 minutes
>36 eggs for din din
>>41052334
kek
>sniffed flour and butter to save time on baking bread
>Snorted all the protein powder again
>enemad the whole creatine tub again
>>41052317
>Shoved 12 bananas up my anus because my mouth hole was preoccupied with the 2 gallons of peanut butter I was eating again
>no time to make coffee
>had to eat 2 spoonfuls and wash it down with hot water
>>41052317
>just shat out a full, intact jar of peanut butter
>>41052993
Why is that picture so disturbing?
>>41053009
its not, you're a pussy
>>41053009
It's a Russian bootleg of wojak
>>41052885
>63 eggs for breaky
>swallowed 8 whole raw eggs for brekky
>>41052317
Used two scoops of laxatives instead of whey proton again
>>41052317
>200 word essay due in 4 hours
>snorted 200mg caffeine
>>41052317
Just smoked 1 cigarette today. I'm so metal.
>0 matches on tinder after 3 years
>>41054628
get your shit together
>>41054628
Try Grindr
>>41054649
>tfw homos don't even want to fuck you.
>one spoken word due by the year 15517
>accidentally didn't wipe the communal squat plug before insertion
>>41054788
>"accidentally"
>>41054788
>accidentally dropped the poop scissors into the manlet pit
>>41054788
>my gym partner cleaned my squat plug for me with his mouth but forgot to say "no homo"
>>41054801
>tfw I had to manually snip my shit with the Crab Claw
>the crab wasn't friends with me either
>>41054628
>not using matches and tinder to light 132 cigarettes
>>41054829
But he just said he has no matches you cunt
>>41054847
Cunts are smelly.
>ate a whole box of mini wheats
> with 1/2 gallon whole milk
>and half a container of oats
All in one sitting in about 30 minutes while watching "My 600 lbs life"
>>41054872
You are the 600lb life, anon
>>41054872
If you're bulking that actually doesn't sound TOO bad. At least you're eating shit tons of healthy shit. When I binge I'll eat like four packets of ramen along with whatever else shit I find.
>>41054900
>mini wheats
>"good shit"
Don't get me wrong, I love wheat thins more than I should, but they're not good by any means
>gym falcon stole my creatine bucket
>>41052317
>No oats for for breakfast tomorrow and the store is closed.
>Will have to kill myself at dawn to avoid dishonour.
>>41054913
>mini wheats
They are a cereal not a cracker pal.
>>41054920
Just?
>>41054933
You are doing the right thing, son.
>>41054969
Shut the fuck up I'll eat them however I want to
>Gym partner cucked me with the cardio bunny
Test
>took double dose of creatine suppository
>>41055113
>finally get courage to ask cardiobunny out
>to my surprise, she says yes
>we have a fun date and totally hit it off
>back to her place
>start making out
>she pulls out a strapon and forces me to take in the ass for 12 hours afterward
>still can't sit down
>literally just ate a whole mud cake, a foot-long chocolate swiss roll, 10 caramel cake bars, and 2 huge strawberry cinnamon scrolls
>could probably still eat some more
This is not a joke, HOW am I still fucking hungry?
>>41055289
Jesus, that pic makes me sad.
Sugar with no fiber is like the least filling substance known to man. It's like eating air that has hella calories. It also causes your brain to release seratonin similar to opiates (though much less) making you crave more.
>Dining courts close at 9
>Had to get a thing of ramen and one of those "beef steak" things at the convenience store in my gym
>Sitting here eating teriayaki flavored ramen and drinking kombucha
>Supposed to be cutting down on sugar
>>41055338
>sitting in the hospital
>overnight stay
>didn't want to order from the menu because it felt awkward
>had to go to the vending machine for some good and a clif bar to stop the hunger headache
>>41052317
it's ok we all have to die someday
>>41055325
how could you do this to cat
>>41052334
>>41055370
>>41055370
It's a video game character you autist. Want me to call the local tard wranglers for you?
>On my 47th waffle in the hospital waiting room.
>Ran out of syrup by the 17th waffle
>Mouth is really dry and I've vommited 4 times now.
>>41055399
Why, you planning to visit?
>>41055404
>his hospital only has a single syrup bottle
Did you ask for blueberry IVs?
>>41055424
>He has no idea just how much syrup I use per waffle.
>>41055474
God damn I want some Perkins pancakes
>>41055483
I go through 6 of these bad boys per meal. I blood is now too viscous to have blood sample.
>>41055529
That's mixing syrup not pancake syrup you dumbass
>>41055548
Got a problem with that?
>>41055558
Yes
>>41055580
What if I put my mixing syrup straight into the batter, does that Jimmy your Jangles?
>>41052979
>just ate 2 "family size" bags of chips for dinner
[spoiler]I wish I was joking[/spoiler]
>One single thought due by the time the sun engulfs the Earth as a red dwarf
>Can't stop shitposting on /fit/
>accidentally swallowed the cigarette butt
>>41054628
this is fake, of course, but I loled slightly at the thought of someone diligently opening up the app every day for three years, swiping every female right, and not once getting a single match
>>41054829
lol
>>41055738
>Buying groceries
>All healthy as always
>See a family size bag of salt and vinegars
>Stand in front of the display raising and lowering my hand battling my will
>Eventually just get it
>Eat the whole bag
>Next day all the skin on my tongue is falling off
Salt and vinegars are my weakness
>be sick
>miss penis inspection day at the gym
>>41052317
>forgot to tip the protein shake mixer
>he ties my weightlifting shoes together
>>41052317
Lmao are you the king of Albania?
>>41052317
Started smoking again yesterday after a 7 month break. I haven't managed stress well recently, and a stoge calms me down at the expense of health.
>>41054628
>>41054749
Anon... you must be an ugly motherfucker
>tell me something i dont know
>>41052317
I would tell you to kys but youre already going about it so enthusiastically so just keep doing you m8 ^^
>>41055289
>HOW am I still fucking hungry?
You're not eating enough protein and fiber, the two things that will reduce hunger the most. And given your eating habits, you're also obviously a fat fuck with serious leptin resistance, so you're likely hungry all the time. Yes, simply being fat makes you hungry and hunger leads to more fat gain. It's a catch 22.
https://www.dansplan.com/assets/Why_We_Gain_Fat_eBook.pdf
>>41052317
>ate 2 pizzas and 3 pints of ice cream yesterday
>ice cream was that halo top meme
>it's a planned high carb day, I have 2 a week
>I'm actually getting leaner eating like shit 2 days a week
It...feels wrong
>>41056393
>old but gold
>>41052317
How the fuck do you have enough time in your day to smoke that much? What the fuck is wrong with you?!?
>>41058211
>>I'm actually getting leaner eating like shit 2 days a week
>It...feels wrong
I know what you mean. I'm currently losing weight while regularly eating candy and pizza. But I realize I could cut more and faster just eating clean all the time. I just find it hard to do that without going insane.
>>41054628
So ugly even the Bots ignore him
>ate eight chicken burgers at once
>>41057827
I'm not THAT bad.
>>41052956
REEEE the roaches got to the protons again
>>41054829
>>41057827
>>41058307
This better be a joke
>>41058383
W-What do you mean?
>lost my gym buddy at Chuck E Cheese again
>>41054334
How old are you?