ZIMBABWE THREAD

>>41051611
>everything around looks like they barely have place to shit
>nice colourful plates and weightlifting shoes

The fuck is going on there

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>>41051611
I think it better than Gambia.
Gambians cannot afford plates, but very spirited!
In Zimbabwe, we can afford plates. Our insertions are better.

>>41051611

Is this their Olympic team?

>>41051636
its part of the fitness revolution that we are experiencing in zimbabwe!

>>41051650
i disagree , gambia is at least 5 years before its fitness revolution

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>>41051650
fuck you zimbabwe shitter we CAN afford plates pic related and they're better for balance than you pussy weight lifts and better form because we not drop them

kys yourself cunt

>>41051712
its not the kind standard that we would say is a fitness revolution, just looks like prostitute home to us

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>>41051712
I am sorry for your fragile plate sir. They seem to give you much anger. Have you considered to keep ing their wrapping in plastic? South americans have innovated this.

>>41051801
we do not require this feeble effort in Zimbabwe
we have genuine weights from reputable man

>>41051636
Prioritizing physical fitness and strength over luxury and vice.

Are you even trying, rest of world? Congratulations Zimbabwe

>>41051833
I do not understand your posting sir. The Gambian are poor but spirited persons, they are also on the fitness joruney for Africa. They deserve the same love and respect.

>>41051922
not with those faggot man weights, you do not deserve to representation africa for fitness
i curse you

>>41051636
what do you think is going on mate?
We're talking about a region where over thousands of years, no progress has been made. Not a single cultural achievement, hell they can't even build proper houses. The shoes and plates come from stupid americans or europeans who try to keep those "people" busy.

>>41051955
DOUBLE DIGIT POST CONGRATULATIONS FRIEND

>>41051955
indeed my sir, we are trying to escape the hand grip of stupid americans and take fitting for ourselves

>>41051955
with the presidents purchase of the white people in Zimbabwe , we can now build agriculture for more fitting

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>africans can afford roids, barbells, and plates
>they still have the gall to ask for food

>>41051636
marxism

>>41052009
we only need your food for more fitting, rather than america for making white obese

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>>41052071
I'd rather you disgusting subhuman monkeys get no food so I get to fap to your children dying.

>>41052081
we have seen many posting that you are women prefer our fitting sex gains are you a jealous of our fitting progress my friend

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>>41052114
What i'd prefer is your devolved race being snuffed out from existence.

>>41052137
why does the white man draw big eye chilldren for his sex art i believe it may be because we have taken all the white mans women using our fitting

>>41051611
>>41051636
>have nothing to do all day
>80% unemployment
>shit may as well lift

So the village buys some weights and everybody stays happy

>>41051942
I am very disappointed to hear this. You have put a burden on my family with the price of local nganga for the healing of your evil magic.

>>41051955
I congratulate you on the number of your posting, but must disagree with your accusation. Zimbabwe people have made many gains for thousands of years, and are bringing the modern science to compete with the world for fitness.

>>41051979
Please do not aggressive to the white man. We are making progress in our fitness, but their imperialism and weaponry is very strong. We must not steal their white fitness, but build our own pure African fitness to have pride of.

>>41052206
Kek

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does africa like lain?

>>41051650
>In Zimbabwe
>Can afford
pick one

>>41052275
everybody love lain

>>41052081
>Anime
>/pol/
>Edgy
Kill yourself.
The world would be better without you staining it.

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>>41052331
i love anime

>>41051611
>random shithole in zimbabwe has olympic plates
>there is not a single one in my city

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>>41052275
I do not know what a lain is but I am frighted of how the white man draws children with strange coloured hair for his pornography. I do not wish to view this cartoon if it is this kind. Why does he not appreciate women with the wide hips and the large behind? These are of the variety for having healthy children. Look at my picture. This woman is better for sex than cartoon girls the white man draws.

>>41051611
>kick white people out
>begin starving
>wh-white people pls come back and teach us to farm
>but you can't own land also do it for very cheap or free
>send us food
>go online
>post on Singhaporean kite-flying blog
>"haha look at our gains! W-we're so fit! Don't look over there!"
Your country isn't going to make it. You can blame whoever you want, but your country will never make it.

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>>41052009
Steroids are are used by AIDS patients to combat atrophy. The UN, NGOs and governments send steroids to Africa for humanitarian reasons, these dudes either buy it on the black market or steal it from AIDS patients.

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>>41052447
It is true we are not developed in our agriculture. The food you send will for make fitness gains and not white man obesity as you make in America.

>>41052500
if i get aids, can i get steroids to get big?

>>41052524
If you get AIDS, you need steroids just to stay small.

>>41051611
his form is impeccable tho

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>>41052206
>larping as a nigger on a palestinian rocket-making forum

Does anyone have any recipes involving sticks, rocks, and dirt? I'm running out of ways to cook them

>>41051611
Get on Gabon's level, scrub

https://youtu.be/MvFmuWd_NQw

>>41051611

Do these guys even have enough food to get /fit/

>>41051611
So their just hanging out waiting for foreign aid to feed them instead of growing anything?

These fucks can't into gardening or something? Isn't that why they threw out all the evil white people?

>>41051611
Niggers

>>41052524
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>>41051636
>my it looks so working class and not at all like my Planet Fitness (tm)
Did you make sure to get the purse that matches your lifting gloves btw?

>>41052524
Steroids aren't all anabolic