If you were a girl, what would you look like??

>>41049535
I'm actually thinking off making some sort your infograph that details your female or male equivalent
Based of a man and a woman who've done 2 years of lifting.

>>41049586
Do it pls

>>41049535
pls be in london.

>>41049548
what a faggot

>>41049535
Slender, small tits big butt. Based on my own body and the bodies of women in my family. Also I'd be like 5'10", which is a veritable lanklette. I don't want to go down the rabbit hole of trying to find the perfect picture to represent that.

Some BBW bitch. I am fat with a huge chest. Thanks, Hashimoto's disease. Muscle gain is easy, losing weight is practically impossible (I could probably go on a crash diet, but meh).

>>41049641
You sound like a qt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB1oMfs8nWY

>>41049723
sauce me nigga

>>41049723
You must be pretty thick anon

>>41049679
Don't hit on hypothetical me, silly boys.

>>41049730
https://youtu.be/cyi1P4y78zQ
3 min mark

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id be swimming in dick

life on easy mode and just latch on to a millionaire

>>41050030
looks like you left humanity

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The brunnete

I'd probably look like my sister, but way sexier

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if you're 6'1 what would that be if you were a female?


does height mean anything if you're a girl ?

>>41050159
Based of this im assuming you have a nice v tapper, a big chest and a nice ass

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>>41049535

>>41050176
Unmarriable. Will only find sporadic ahort-term relationships with mentally ill men shorter than her who are only in it for the fetishism aspect.

>>41050176
>TFW no gf w/ legs that go all the way up

>itt: ugly betas fantasize about being hot women
lmao

>>41049586
that's a really good idea

>>41050232
>hot women

Short, skinny, and covered in hair.

Men have a lot of wiggle room when it comes to looks

Its really status/charisma that sets us apart

That's why you'll find great looking guys who can barely get anything besides a double take

>>41050176
>tfw I like women around the 6' mark the best
>tfw I don't know where to find them
Life sucks

>>41049535
I'm really genuinely sad I won't ever be able to achieve thicc hips that are the size of my waist desu

>>41049535
What the fuck is this thread? Faggots.

>>41050324
pretty much this, 28" leg crew reporting in

>>41049535
I've thought about this a few times.
I have a big ass even though I don't do any leg work anymore.
I guess it means that's where I have generous fat deposits so if I were a female I'd probably have a big booty.
I don't care much for that though, I'm tall and have good delts and chest, so if I were genderswapped I better get big tits (very important).
I'm from Croatia so I guess I'd have a typical Croatian girl's face.

>>41050064
Sweet fucking Jesus that ending.

>>41051520
ayyy

Depends on the genetics lottery

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That's perfect in my book
Like Frank Zane of women

>>41050064
>working out in the kitchen
What the fuck is wrong with poorfags

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>>41049535

I have two sisters, they're both tall and kind of mannish, apparently my parents genetics are on the masculine side unfortunately for them

fortunately for my brother and I

>>41050064
HNNGNGGG

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Probably like this. My sister is a titcow, its genetic cuz my aunts got like G cups.

I am happy being born a man but women definitely have life much easier.

I wonder if my daughter will be hot. Then when I'm 50 years old I could bang her.

>>41051578
>Stays in kitchen making balanced meals fir her husband and still manages to work her body into a pleasing form for his use.

Truly she is a credit to the female race.

I'd be a model, tbqf lads.

I don't have any pictures of ugly women on my computer to post, so you'll have to use your imagination

Man lots of you guys seem to have gyno in this thread.

Very hairy

>>41050064
>dat boobie bounce

My chest is pretty average in size but reasonably defined so perky B or C cup
fairly large legs and gloots, so reasonably thicc legs and joocy ass
~11 bf% which would probably correspond to 20bf% in a girl
5'11 so about 5'7 would be the equivalent female height going by averages

would fug desu

>>41049715
in what fucking world are those people a 3 and a 2

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>>41049535
This gal

I don't know what I'd look like but one things for sure, I'd be a major whore.

>>41052013
They arent. They werent rated based on their looks, they were just given a number to wear.

>>41052099
>thinking you'd have the same male brain as now
Sure, OP didn't specify his hypothesis but it sure wouldn't be like that

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>>41052036

>>41051520
dead?

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>>41050064

>>41050064
WHAT A TWIST

>>41052417
Figured as much. I just like women with short hair.

>>41050215
>be 6'7"
>want a gf that's the same height as me
>0 results

>>41051171
Is this the new enemy in ME:Andromeda?

>>41052535
There are a few chicks at my school over 6 foot. One of them is close to 6'10

>>41052036
Sauce?

I'm pretty tall. I'd have big thighs and ass and mild breasts. I'd be pretty soft, not that many gains right now. I'm pretty shy so I'd be one of those types. Short hair I guess.

>>41052591
Samantha Wright.

5'2 but thick

>>41050064
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>41049535
If you are an average guy, you would look like the average girl and be more risk adverse than you are now. Also we think about dark shit all day, welcome to that. You're not just some unique special flower that would do everything differently than everyone else. And you probs wouldn't lift because few girls do. And then you'd turn 30 and be irrelevant.

>>41053109
Damn I'm thankful for my cock

>>41051630
Why wain until you're 50? You could bang your sister right now

>>41053229
>>41051630
If he doesn't bang his sister I will.

>>41051171
hahahahahahahaha laughed for a minute straight.

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faceapp?

>>41049535
I would look like a lesbian

>>41053229
>>41053262
thats not my sister but I do wish I could bang my sister

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>>41049535
oh god , kill me

>>41051630
do not bang your daughter or your sister, Yuck!

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>>41049535

>>41053420
cmon

>>41050215
says the manlet

>>41049723
So, you're girly?
Because that's a manly gwoman.

>>41049535
If I where a female would probably be:

>5-6/10 face
>shitty hair
>skinnyfat or light chubby
>wide as hell hips
>shy but actually an easy slut

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>>41053405
>you will never relentlessly plow your own sister for hours at a time and cum inside
Feels really bad

>>41049535
If I had to guess

>big chest
>average ass
>not too skinny or thicc
>cute face
>DSL

I already have issues finding a chick that I can relate to so finding a guy to relate would probably be impossible as well.

Any chance of cloning myself so I can just go fuck myself?

>>41049723
damn anon, if you were a girl and looked like that i would totally fuck you

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>>41049535

>>41049723
meg's hips are so incredible

>>41055869
They look pretty average to me.

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>>41049535

>>41051634
>female race
>race

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>tall
>skinny
>ginger
>also have wide hips and gyno, so T and A as a girl maybe?
>small ribcage

It's weird seeing Natasha Aughey's pics getting posted here all the time now... I work with her. Actually a really nice/down to earth girl, pretty quiet and shy.

>>41050198
No i'm fat..

>>41050069
>being a girl
>not being a lesbian
>actively craving cock

Kys

>>41056460
lezanon, please.

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>>41049535
t-the one in the back

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>>41049992
as an asian guy, I feel like the female version of myself would be so god damn hot. I actively look for a girl that looks like the female version of myself, I think there's something wrong with me.

>>41049535

>she will never put you in a sleeper hold ending in a fatal neck snap with those monster thighs

why was i even born

>>41049548
its weird enough that this creature even exists... but for it to refer to itself as "swole" is just too much

>>41056611
why are asians more feminine than aother races by definition? seems like the other end of the spectrum is blacks, even their women look masculine

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>>41049535
This. Noticeably fit but not hueg and with a body fat % that doesn't make me look "ripped"

>>41056611
sauce? FUGG

>>41058027
misa campo

>>41050176
A manlet could probably give her the ol lickaroo while standing.

Amazing

>>41051520
Fuckin brainless whores

Who's fit gril that has a white father and a black mother?

If I was a man I think I'd be around 6'2 as all men in my family. I'm 5'6 and a half myself. I also think that my body would very much resemblance my brothers' body. So wide hips and shoulders, naturally thick and strong built. Not in a fat way but strong thick calves and forearms as I got too.

>>41056460
hot girls like being heterosexuals, silly anon

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>>41049548
this cannot be real or if it is, its satire

right?

>>41058538
SAUCE

>>41058538
>>41058590
fucking degenerate disgusting trash

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>>41058590
Penny Underbust
>>41058650
>not wanting to be bred

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>>41049535

>>41052227
This is why I decided to get /fit/

Get that faceapp app
Put your face, generate female equivalent
Post results

V homoerotic thread lads.

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>>41049535
OP is a glowless semen demon, confirmed

>>41058526
it aint satire, just 100% leftism

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Would you do me? I'd do me.

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>>41059795

>2nd picture

you became Indian

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desu senpai

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>>41059866
Those dick sucking neck muscles though.

>>41059884
sauce me up on that video fampai

>>41049535
If I were a girl of be skinny fat and rarely work out. I lift for girls now, so since women can be skinny fat and still date Chads I'd probably just do that

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>>41060016

Search filename. idk her name tho been trying to find it

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>>41050064

Oo-Weee

>>41060039
I did only found, gifs

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>>41058526
It's not satire

> also swole left, like that's even possible, they need a CW for "HEAVY WEIGHTS"

>>41049535
probally a fat sack of shit like i did before this place because[spoiler] i left to get girls and i know thirsty beta dudes who will take a fat gf[/spoiler]

>>41050030
goal body

Use Faceapp

>>41060196
this always gives me ASMR

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My hair would be so pretty.

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>>41060144
That's all there is I'm afraid mate

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God damn I'd fuck me anyone know if there's app that does the whole body?

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apparently, not much different

>>41059795
>female (You) is just you but with less shadows to subtly soften features and is likely possible with minimum makeup
Is it wrong that faceapp does this to my face too? And that I'd do me?

>>41060656
rapefugee

gtfo of europe

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>female (You) is bearded
Oh dear, I seem to be too high test for my own good. I'd probably be fat desu

>>41060728
Like a fatter, uglier, Scarlett Johansen

>>41060728
female you looks like latsbrah lmao

>>41060692
My family heritage is almost entirely native American and Spanish I i have never nor do I ever intend to visit Europe everything i hear about it sounds terrible

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>>41049723
>that face

>>41060738
>>41060740
Both are scarily accurate

>>41051520
Which Alien movie is that from?

>>41049723
can you even satisfy a woman like this without an 8x6 inch dick brehs ...

>>41051559
Her tits are like as big as my pecs. Needs more to be "perfect" senpai

>>41049535
I'm a dyel asian guy with long hair.
So basically I'd convert from being a 6/10 to a 9/10
Thanks sexism and yellow fever.

>>41052036
CUTE

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>>41049535
ottermode

How do you guys make this predictions? Is it like breast size is proportional to the biceps size or hip/waist ratio is proportional to the shoulder/hip ratio?

>>41050080
I would do your female counterpart. No homo

>>41052475
wowee

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>>41049535
Female (male) reporting in

>>41058027
oh god im leaving /fit/ so new

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>>41053381

how is this app so good?

>>41056570
Wow, Gianna Michaels sure went downhill.

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Will I make it bros?

>>41067074

We are all gonna make it

>>41060485
Clever. Thanks for giggle.

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>>41049535

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fucking hell if this is accurate I would have had life on easy mode

>>41052557
No this is>>41053025

>>41068768
You wouldn't be that pretty since it changed your eyes and jawline to something entirely different.

You'd still have life on easy mode though since you'd have a vagina.

>>41056386
Would bang
Also hi seanzie

>>41050176
I'd still go up on her.

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Lexi Belle type.

>>41053381
Scarlett JoHANDSOME

>>41069062
delet

>>41051171
>dat jawline tho

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>>41051630
>>41053229
>>41053405
>>41053974
>when I'm 50 years old I could bang her
>You could bang your sister right now
>I do wish I could bang my sister
>you will never relentlessly plow your own sister for hours at a time and cum inside

Don't you ever change /b.....NEVA!

>>41056386
Basically you're a trap nowadays, right?

>>41060196
>this nigga is so gay my phone got locked.

>>41070446
fuck off back to "/b"

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>>41068038
M TO THE OARS

>>41069024
underrated post

>>41055869

> incredible

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>>41049548
is that...

What is that?

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go to http://height-weight-chart.com/heightweight.html
get a height and weight equivilant

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>>41070698

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>>41071810

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>>41052515
you "figured" she fucked black guys...

because she's thicc?

>>41057375
lots of soy in their diet.
more neanderthal dna in their genes

>>41060540
life must be hell for gingers,
this is why immigration is a mistake.
Diaspora gingers have no home to keep around their own and feel like they fit in

>>41071904
She looks like human garbage like all other mudsharks that's why

>>41071904
90% of the white women who are THICC are coalburners.

>>41071810
>>41071822

this is disgusting

>>41058526
That's exactly what frigid is. Like, that's the literal definition of the word. Ffs.

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>>41072403

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>>41050344
>mfw I fucked a girl who was 6' a year or two ago
>6' big tits, real Amazon type, not the prettiest but she'd probably pump out strong as fuck sons
>nutted in her a few times
>dumped her soon after
>9 months later she posted pics of her with a new baby and some beta looking dude next to her
>think I unintentionally cucked some dude without even trying
>very good odds I have a kid out there who doesn't know I exist and I have never met
>she's never come after me for money or even just acknowledgement that the kid might be mine

It's an abstract kind of feel.

>>41051630
Post pictures of titcow sister faggot.

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Short girl on the far right, a little bit more trained though.

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>>41071822
>Dick has been dead for weeks due to meds
>Look at high test girls and all kinds of porn
>No reaction whatsoever
>See this
>Get a semi
What the fuck is going on?

>>41072571

you're a faggot, sorry to say

>>41072528
>>41072528
Hey bro I think I did this too.
> gf brings a friend home for 3some 8/10 17 year old (just graduated)
> never been fucked raw dog, not on birth control
> of course I raw dog that, ain't no bitch
>plan was to pull out and cum on her stomach so my gf could lick it off
>feelin too good, fill her full
>gf eats it out of her pussy
>month later gf says she's preggers

She had a bf at the time tho she cheated on to have a 3some with us, I imagine she started taking his dick raw too after because she couldn't get enough when we were going at it.

>Tfw I'm 32, we never exchanged info and didn't keep in touch. I don't wanna know if it's mine

>>41049548
>pussy pad
>cap
>running shoes
>smith-machine
>where's the weights? SHOW DA FUKKEN WEIGHTS BRAH
>is that chin strap going up it's head, but is bald behind the chin strap?
>how does one become so skelly?
>why is it wearing a man tank top but women sweatpants?
>why does it squat with a stance that looks more similar to someone getting ready to take it in the ass, but apparently has to fart at the same time?
>why is it's rack position so terrible?

so many questions

>>41058914
hnnng buttercream is so fkn hot, i wish i will one day get a fat latina gf that i can breed

>>41060196
PARALLEL YOU FUCK, PARALLEL
fuck outta here you space wasting trash

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>>41072571
Welcome brother.

>>41060656
i'd fuck the shit out of you anon

>>41072189
qt ginger women are desirable as fuck though

>>41049992
Sauce?

>>41052417
Kek. Subtle

>>41072762
jessicababyfat

>>41060656
Someone needs a nose job

>>41072246
does that reflect more on them, the black guys, or you? maybe their preference is rooted in choosing the opposite of whiny pathetic boys, of which there are an abundance who are white

>>41060661
No shit, you twink faggot.

>>41062649
So do chicks like that just have defined pecs with a little gyno?

>>41049535
If I were female, I'd be a high test womanlet with thighs too thick to be proportional

t. 5'6" manlet

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>>41072901
Thanks breh, here (you) go

>>41071822
>>41071810
>>41068038

Can anybody provide source for these? I didn't know i had this fetish.

>>41049535
https://twitter.com/VancouverAntifa/status/849348155003076609
lol

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>>41073401
>Not even a well distributed fat

>>41073552
I know. I want to fuck her and slap her and stick my P in her bellybutton.

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>>41073401
Same here.
I've tried finding similar pics but apparently that belly is one of a kind.

>>41053614
Fucking source please.

>>41049548
Is this the natty limit?

>>41050344

Netherlands

[srs]

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considering my sister and myself:
> around 5´7
> blonde
> nice ass
> around C cup
> rather slim and sporty

damn i probably could have been a hot girl

>>41073401
I was the one who posted them
here they are.
I think I got it off of FantasyFeeder. http://fantasyfeeder.com/home
I know she hasn't posted in a while which is why I saved it but I'll post a source if I ever run into her again like an autist.

but most of anything worth saving is saved to https://stufferdb.com/ worth a check.

>>41074315
http://fantasyfeeder.com/pics/photo?id=606825&userId=270255

>>41075272
You sir are a gentleman. I applaud your endeavours.

>>41075284
http://fantasyfeeder.com/pics/photo?id=606825&userId=270255

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this, in hungry skeleton mode

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I look like a burn victim who caked her face with makeup....

>>41075509

she has a decent jawline, and full lips

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well it's not great

>>41060825
Definitely Aliens. They didn't really record behind the scene stuff when Alien came out and the hair style and outfit doesn't match any other movie

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I hate this FaceApp shit, makes it seem like every man should have been born a woman.
I hope they never have one that changes bodies, those would be the most shameful boners.

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Welcome to the next level.

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>>41077752
Forgot there were a couple of these
Wood def fuck female PJW

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>>41078224

>>41057381
How attractive do guys find this? Bc I look like this (competitive swimming) except with a bigger ribcage, and I was just wondering if dudes find this attractive at all or if they are just downright appalled by my physique

>>41072189
redheads are the most powerful race
in the world

>>41068768
Jennifer Lawrence

>>41069004
>men and woman have the same jawline and eye structure

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>>41052036

>>41056349
Sauce?

>>41060196
>quarter repping
>smith machine
>pussy pad

holy....

>>41078284
Different guys have different preferences. Most guys would find this attractive. For me its hard to say to be honest, because she isn't really posing instead she is in motion which can look a bit awkward.

>>41056460
>hot girl
>lesbian for free

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being a high tier girl is so fucking easy compared to being a high tier male, and given this you would think that in the usual couple the girl is prettier than the guy, but that's not how it works >:(

>>41049992
Damn, who is this sweaty thicc little brapp hog? I just want to grab her big ol brappy sphincter and eat that sweet sweet SWEET juicy feces right outta that hole. God damn... those succulent little juicy shitberry droppings... Imagine. You're just sitting there doing your squats and oats and you hear this goddess: BRRRRAAAAAPPPP. That wafting aroma... It's like love at first sight. I mean come on, she's thiccbrapp as hell. You'd have to be so homosexual you'd suck your dad's penis twice if you even thought it was okay to ignore this little brappgoddess. To all those who even try to suggest that thiccbrapp isn't the pinnacle of high test, you're clearly a beta cuck. I'm over here eating your girlfriend's shit and drinking your mommy's shitmilk while you get to guzzle your daddy's cum curry. How about that little faggot? You wish you were as high test as me, little faggot. Don't ever let me catch you posting on this board again.

>>41078583
I really needs a big chunky cheesy girl. If she isn't big, chunky, and cheesy, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa fold marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easy-cheesy thick mozzarella mommy. Wide pelvis?? Gross. It's gotta be easy. It's gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.

If the sour aroma of a nice juicy easy cheesy mozzarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a boner? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. Damn. I'm salivating.

If you don't like thick, you're fucking low test. If you don't fuck a nice ooey gooey easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck.

>>41078583
>>41078600
I've never read these fully, and I'm quite proud of that
The day I do is the day I die, 'cause I'll promptly kill myself

>>41078641
[spoiler] Well of course you havent read them, because i just made the first one and the second is one of my less popular pastas [/spoiler]

>>41078651
>my less popular pastas
>my
Why are you going around doing this dude? Should be locked up for introducing this shit to the boards.

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>>41078583
>>41078600
>>41078651
Ignore that fag. They're perfect and hilarious.

>>41078663
I think it's healthy to meme about the pervading ideology to challenge it and bring about change

>>41078679
You do you, at least it's OC

>>41056570
Poor girl
/fit/ loves to bitch about being a dude but look at that. Could you imagine becoming peak performance for your gender and it makes you look that much worse?
There's a swimmer at my school like thst. Nice chick but her body is a total triangle and she looks like a dude

>>41078284
Broad shoulder's on a chick are gross.
Hate to break it to you but if you're anything like the swimmers at my uni, you're body is not hot.
On the bright side, you're a chick so you're still hotter than 50% of your classmates because you can see your toes and any dude would still fuck you

>>41078891
Can confirm, dated ex swimmer.

>>41078916
Did she at least fuck gud

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>>41049548
the webm is even worse
>doesn't even hit depth

>>41049548
Wow haha lets make fun of the weak guy

>>41079118
>t.TradPost9000

>>41078284
I'm a fan, swimmers look sexy in their own way, and if you have Eva Lily's arms I'd marry you in an instant.

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>>41075537

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Kelly divine facially definitely resembles me. I feel that the sudden transformation from male to female and mass influx of female hormones would make my current amount of lean muscle mass unsustainable, the influx of estrogen morphing my body from that of a lean male to a a curvy, phat ass girl.

>>41072241
you sound bitter as fuck lol

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>>41049535
>6'2"
>150
>DYEL

>everyone here is at least a 7/10

lmao

delusional cucks

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Apparently I would look like iCarly.

>>41079510
Wait what, the bottom left side generates a smile with teeth for you? Fuck I have fucked up teeth and haven't been smiling properly for years and wanna see how i'd look with proper teeth and decent smile.

>>41072723
>This
I absolutely blame my childhood friends for why i have such a massive thing for ginger women

>>41049548
So this.... is the power of... the swole left. wow

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>>41049548
I bet the reason he doesn't show the weights in his post is because he didn't actually use any weights, but just wanted to take the picture in support of the Swole Left.
>tfw he probably Just practiced with the bar for 2 hours that day

>>41056611
Well your Asian that's what's wrong with you

>>41082023
what

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>Went from overweight to fit
>Had huge thighs even before weight lifting
>Ass was inherited from another world seeing as my mom and dad have none
>Sick gyno

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me on the left

haven't saved any girls that would look like me :(

>>41082112
Urge to rape and impregnate...RISING!!!

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Sandra Prikker during bulking season

>>41066874
It isn't. I used two different pictures of myself and got two entirely different looks of the girl me.

>>41078224
I'd berry my dick so far in male PJW that whomstever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

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>already have a joocy butt that would make fitness models jelly

I would be a supreme elder goddess.

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>>41051520
>you will never have a lifelike sigourney weaver doll to pee on

why even live

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>Not having a cardiobunny olympic athlete that knows how to handle a pole.

>>41050069
the only problem with being a girl and sucking some disgusting 60 year old rich guy's dick, is it's very much like being a guy and sucking sucking some disgusting 60 year old rich guy's dick.

>>41080347
holy fuck bud. I was that weight at 5' 11'' and I looked like a fucking halloween decoration. you need to unironically do GOMAD.

>>41060783
post yours

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>>41056570
holy fuck, she's a big girl

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Something like this I guess.

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Like this but less attractive. Skelly mode feels bad mang.

>>41067052
underrated

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Would I be bangable?