GNC supp Junkies

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>>41049378
nah boo, i am shift at panera, greentext some stories. i'm constantly surrounded by 18-23 year old cuties. i think our hiring process is aimed at young, petite beauties, at least 80% of the staff are 7+/10 college girls.

>>41049575
Seems like Panera is one of those fad places that attracts young "liberal arts" girls that post dumb shit on insta

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>>41049378
Gay Nutrition Centre employee here.

>tiny pudgy turkish lady comes into store with her gypsy mother
>both under 5 feet
>probably 140lbs each
>tells me her dr. in istanbul told her that americans have pills that can make you taller
>up to 4 inches!
>sorry lady we don't sell those here...
>okay another question...
>"tee hee, you'll like this one..."
>tells me her sister is very fit, very beautiful, but has a problem
>her boobs are just too big
>apparently dr. istanbul said americans make boob shrinking cream
>her sister has back problems her tits are so big
>gypsy mom hasn't spoken once
>pipes up
>i'm too fat, i need to lose weight
>i'm also diabetic and high blood pressure
>L-carnitine for $14
>too expensive
>thanks for your help
>we'll be back!
>and i'll bring my sister next time so you can see how big her boobs are!
>mfw

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>>41050948
pt. 2

>sell ephedrine
>only allowed to sell 4 packs per customer
>kept in display on cash counter
>usually full
>when i work i empty display until only 4 remain
>easier to deny sale
>fucking junkies
>guy walks in
>probably a normal guy except he's cosplaying as a biker
>tattoos and shit
>looks like a junkie
>probably a normie though, don't judge
>walks up to counter asks for ephedrine
>point to the 4 packs, inform him of Hot Buy deal
>lol no i want to buy a whole case
>probably just a normal guy
>can't sell you a whole case even if i had one sir
>that's bullshit fuck you sell me ephedrine
>sir i only have these 4 packs left
>can i walk out and walk back in and you'll sell me more?
>sir no i only have these 4 left
>give me the location of another store so i can go buy more
>sir they can only sell you 4 packs as well
>fuck man i need ephedrine
>wait!
>do you sell inositol!?
>mfw

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>>41051090
pt. 3

>be every black guy in my geographical area
>always walk in groups of 3+
>jacked as fuck
>still dress like early carter III lil' wayne
>be loud as fuck always
>like fuckin Speed except god forbid they drop under 100Db
>always walk into store
>ayyyy whiteboy fucks up mayne
>you got dat strawberry?
>Precision Pure Mass Strawberry every goddamn time
>ring it up
>recognize gold card from last group of urban youths
>gotta be like 10 regular urban youth groups all using like 2 gold cards
>always get the $100 bag sometimes 2
>thats like $10 pm
>always say goodbye
>catchu later whiteboy
>surprisingly polite
>favourite customers
>mfw

>>41051090
>not asking for a portion of the profits from his deal and being mum on his cutting habits

Missed a chance for cash

Im an independent supplement store owner. If you like the gig, you should look into opening up your own store. Best decision i ever made.

>>41051282
Is there even money to be made in supplement stores anymore? Most people just buy online. Only reason people go to them is for promo items or to try before they buy. He'll even most grocery stores carry almost the same shit nowadays, and if not, your local WalMart or Walgreens does

>>41051297

Theres plenty of money to be made in supplements. Sure you can find everything cheaper online, but you come to a supplement shop to ask questions and try samples, not to blindly buy. Besides, when factoring in shipping costs and 3-7 days of waiting, shopping small is still worth it in this industry. BTW if youre buying your supplements from walmart youre a moron, and youre probably the type of person that thinks nitro tech whey, body fortress, and C4 are good products.

>>41051359
Walmart stocks legitimate stuff. I don't know where you're shopping and thinking it's Walmart.

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>>41051216
pt. 4

>work with qt3.14 coworker
>ital/franco competes bikini
>literally never seen anyone hit on her while we've been in the store together
>always get texts from her 30 minutes after i leave
>omg this guy wont leave...
>he just asked me for my number...
>omg this guy is like 50 and im pretty sure he has a wedding ring...
>regular occurrence that my phone vibrates a few times on the way home, always from her complaining
>setting up context
>one night phone is non-stop
>omg something happened
>i'll tell you when you get in tomorrow
>retells me this story
>shes all alone in the store
>i've been gone for maybe 5 mins at this point
>hears guys yelling from the walkway (store is in a mall)
>2 guys rush into the store
>wrestling with each other
>one starts screaming at her to call the cops
>other guy still fighting
>"victim" guy screams in pain
>HE FUCKING STABBED ME FUCK
>coworker is freaking out
>shes like 5' 1" 100lbs
>guy who got stabbed manages to free himself and run out of the store into the parking lot
>stabber runs after him
>mall security useless
>saunters off after the dudes into the parking lot
>coworker has to mop blood up
>apparently cops don't want to speak to her
>afaik they never caught the guys
>mfw i miss all the good shit at work

>>41049378
but waiters make more than minimum wage