Life is unfair

>>41042989
>not banging that

>>41042989
>Graduating in 9 weeks
>Not realizing this makes her 18
Are you fucking retarded

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dunno man but it's turning the frogs gay

>>41042989
>be me last night at yoga
stopped reading

>>41043013
You know not every senior is eighteen right?

>>41043013
She's a child

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>>41043021
>not knowing who Gabo Saturno is

>>41042989
Kek.


I cheered in high school and in college.


Those girls (especially the ones with dance backgrounds) are decently developed and quite fit.


Also, yes- it's easy AF to smash. I don't recommend doing more than one girl from the same team though

>>41043027
She's 18. That makes her legal in every country on earth. In most of the states in this cuntry she'd have been two years passed the age of legal consent.

>>41043080
....r u...gril?

>>41043021
yoga is universally hailed by pro athletes as extremely good for atheleticim and preventing injury

>>41043094
Nope. I'm a guy.

>>41043019
audibly keked

>>41042989
>can just go up and talk
>gets an actual response
I'm jealous

>>41043162
Just do it bruh.

>>41043013
i was 17 when i graduated. late brithdays retard

>>41043080
>"AF"

>>41042989
How do you find yoga as a dude? I kinda wanna try it out but feel like it could be weird if it's mostly chicks.

>>41043461
I go to the free class that LA fitness offers. Only me and like one other dude. The instructor is a dude too. Hunnies everywhere that like the attention. If not it's like 10 bucks a class at an actual yoga spot

>>41043027
>18
>one-eight years old
>has had tits, periods and sexual urges for years, can legally get a mortgage and buy a house, get married,be employed and drive a car
>"She's a child"

>>41043091
no shit retard but shes still young

>>41043112
doing yoga is one thing. doing cheer is another.

how did it feel to support all the handsome, strong, muscular guys on the sidelines with a bunch of girls? did it make your peepee hard?

>>41043509

And?

>>41043021

>not doing yoga
>not wanting sick mobility gains
>not wanting to stare at yoga girls (or dudes if homo) in skin tight pants flexing glutes

You really should leave, honestly it'll be better for you and the board in general.

>>41043522
That aspect of the sport was okay. Most of that time we were doing partner stunts (you and your flyer), running the school flag after touchdowns, and tumbling (floor gymnastics).
The competitions were probably the best part and what everything else was focused on. The games were treated as a means of practicing for nationals. Nationals at Disney world was amazing. 10:1 girl/guy ratio with cheerleaders only party, etc. It's a very fun sport that has a lot of opportunities and a very interesting level of exposure into female social circles.


I would recommend it to fit person that needs a social outlet and easy scholarship money. A halfway athletic guy can learn basic standing flips in an hour and will already have the strength for most stunts.

>>41043162
This desu, I'm ok when approached, but approaching? Fuck it sends my autism into overdrive.

>>41043578
Cheerleading is not a sport.

>>41043578
well shit, breh. i take the piss out of you and you respond with a nice well mannered post, now i just feel guilty

>>41043461

I"ve been doing yoga regularly for over a year. It's nowhere near as homo as the closet faggots on this board make it out to be. Honestly everyone there is too focused on their own practice to give a shit about you, and if you're discreet about it you can scope some nicely chiseled ass.

>>41043588

>a physical activity requiring flexibility, strength and coordination with national level competitiveness isn't a sport

You might be genuinely brain damaged.

>>41043597
Have you made any friends through yoga? Looking to expand my social activities to meet more people.

>>41043586
this

i feel like such an obvious twat when i approach. the only way i can do it is by striking up conversation when it is actually natural to do so like when something weird happens or you're forced to interact in some way anyway. going over to girls i have no tiny shared experiences scares me. if i got a bad reaction i'd be mortified, even though i've had good looking girls in the past and am aware that when girls don't respond really positively that doesn't mean you are an ugly, hateable loser. slight criticism kills my confidence, i just am not that confident in life, it hurts man

>>41043019

I actually laughed out loud

>>41043586
OP here. Probably the 2nd or 3rd girl I've approached. I'm by no means shredded and I'd say I'm a little above average looking. But I used to be in sales for 5 years or so and it forced me to interact with different people that I normally wouldn't.

>>41043588
I forget that the word is competition since there isn't any direct interference.

https://youtu.be/60Qnag5sznA

>>41043592
I get the cuckposting, but the thought never crossed my mind when I was in the sport. Sideline cheer was such a small aspect that I never even thought of it. If anything football players that couldn't play college ball opt for cheer.

>>41043607
i dunno, man. bodybuilding has an element of physicality and competitiveness but that's a competition, not a sport. golf isn't really a sport either. dunno if cheerleading quite qualifies. who gives a fuck if its a sport anyway, if you like it, do it, doesn't matter if its a sport or not

>>41043608

Truthfully I've developed a decent rapport with the teachers. They like seeing you show up all the time and seeing you improve your practice through genuine dedication and hard work, much like a coach or decent member of gym staff sees and appreciates regulars. As for the students I've found them to be pretty unapproachable outside of class, but tbf I'm married with two kids so I'm not really focused on expanding my social circle.

>>41043620
Ah okay, gotcha. I'll have to give it a shot at some point then, thanks for the info.

>>41043619

>if you like it, do it, doesn't matter if its a sport or not

Probably the best thing I've read on this shithole all week.

>>41043013
I'm 22 and wouldn't fuck an 18 year old.

Come on man... that's a child. The maturity difference is staggering, assuming you're college educated.

>>41043636
are you serious?

most college girls have the mentality of high school girls anyway. the older you get, the less age matters. at 18, your age is getting into that territory where its just a number. depends entirely on how you conduct yourself and your level of emotional maturity and girls aged 18-23 have similar levels of maturity

this thread is cooties

>>41043636
That's only an American thing desu
Everywhere else people don't give that much of a shit about such a small difference.

>>41042989
>not putting ur dick in her milk

U FUKED UP

>>41043636
OP here again. I'd fuck an 18 year old.. but this girl...
...This girl, Gentlemen...was the type of girl you made love to..
That and she's the type who you'd have to date for awhile. I can't imagine texting her "Hey I'm heading over to your graduation right now, where are your parents sitting again?"

>>41043636
>not wanting to fuck a woman in her prime

>>41043636
Trust me anon, their mentality really won't advance much until they have children.

>>41043636
>americans actually think this
you guys are odd as fuck.

>>41043636
uh huh...

>>41043665

>implying that having stretch marks and a ruined vagina plus post partum depression won't make her even more of a crazy bitch

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>>41042989
>tfw i work with a cutie who is at least 17, maybe 18 also graduating soon
>tfw she holds doors open for me
>tfw she gives me a cute smile every time i see her
>tfw she's in dance and has a tight ass and little body
>tfw i want to fuck the shit out of her but im 23 turning 24
>tfw i know she wants me to fuck the shit out of her

>>41043690
I'm 23 and that wouldn't stop me
Unless it was illegal ofc

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>>41042989
>Oh no's she might be 17
I got news for you anon:
Your actions and this post is a deep psychological manifestation that you are indeed a faggot. However, we accept your alternative lifestyle, but the sooner you get on your knees and start taking your frustrations out about daddy, the sooner you and the scores of negro gentlemen will find happiness.

>>41043607
Cheerleading is performance art, even in a competitive setting. Art, by definition, is subjective and not objective, thus it cannot be a sport.

You might be genuinely stupid.

>>41043698
not illegal i could actually fuck some of the girls who i work with who are 16 and in grade 10 where im from its crazy.

>>41042989
Are you a vegan?

>>41043634
I'm the guy who made the comment about cheer leading not being a sport. I agree with this whole-heartedly. I was not trying to insult the practice or disparage anyone who does it. The fact that cheer leading is not a sport does not take any value from it.

>>41043710

Huh, that's a fair point, maybe I am genuinely stupid.

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>>41043707
This is all I picture as I'm reading this.

>>41043721
Nah. I love bacon and sushi way too much to try any of that BS. I am the only dude without a beard and man bun though. Only about 3 dudes rotate in and out of that class and they're all the same.

>>41043710

Your pseud is showing, faggot.

>>41043414
Get with the times grandpa

>>41043745
You obviously dont understand the fedora meme. I would explain it...but I'm not spoon feeding you

>>41043091
some countries have a higher age of consent, goes up to 25 in cantrememberwhere
Look it up

>>41043715
>grade 10
canada?

>>41043715

Fellow leaf?

>>41043881
>>41043959

Must be, I can't think of another country that uses that grading system that also has a legal age of consent of 16.

I miss when it was 14...

>>41043019
Hearty kek

>>41043881
>>41043974
yup

>>41043636
I started dated my gf when I was 22 and she was 18. The best pussy I ever had. Now I'm 25 and she's 21. I'd still fuck an 18 year old

>>41043690
>He thinks someone holding a door open for him means they want to be fucked

This is real autism

>>41044009
of course when you think of it in such a simple way it sounds whatever, but in context to every time we see each other it makes sense, other people hold the door open for me all the time and i have no idea if they want me to fuck them nor do i care

theres holding the door open for someone while theyre behind you

and there is exchanging a certain smile and holding the door open for someone and letting them walk through first.. no one ever does that shit for me, it just seems so extra.

like i was saying theres a lot of stuff that gives context to whatever's in the air between us, theres cute girls i interact with all the time who don't give me any "i wanna fuck" signals

>>41044056
>extra
>....

>>41043588
Neither is picking a heavy thing up and putting it back down again but here we are...

>>41043676
>he doesn't tip his microwave

>>41044001
I dated younger when I was older and shit was prime as fuck....that's all I'm saying

>>41043027

>She's a child

She's probably had more sex than you lol

>>41042989
>he lives in a country where the age of consent isn't 16

America is a fucking joke of a country

>>41044672
This. HAHAHA

Holy fuck, ameritards are fucking idiots. Fuck age of consent. I was fucking 14-17 year old qts when I was 22. I took my wife's virginity when she was 16.
Prime teen pussy is the best kind of pussy.

>>41043636
Lmao you've literally been brainwashed by older women in to thinking this. They're so jealous of prime pussy 16-19 year olds they try to create a stigma around fucking them. I'm nearing 30 and fuck 18 year olds, I don't give a shit. I'm not trying to have a kid or date one.
Most of these girls have had tons of sex already.

We live in a degenerate society yet somehow fucking an 18 year old is weird.

>>41044672
Have of America has the age of consent at 16 you fucking retard.

>>41043636
nigga, you still a child.

>>41044948
HALF*

>>41043636
hahah faggot

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>>41044825
>>41044913
It really is the best, im 23 and fucking a 17year old. Oh, and i'm obviously european. Feel for you americans, your missing out.

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>>41043019
Best fit bost ever

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>>41045019
You're.

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>Be me 23
>Meet girl at party
>Things get flirty
>Says she's 19
>Find out from her friend that she's actually 17
How far does this shit actually go?
I've also had mom's friend's 16yo daughter pull the "I'm like 20 mentally" shit but didn't think much of it.

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>>41043578

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>>41043027

You should have boned if she was 18. Fuck everyone that says thats wrong. If she wants sex and you want sex and its legal then why not.

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>>41043636
Now this is what I call good bait

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>>41043019

>>41043636
there was a time, i was a kid and i was fucking female Kids. Now im a Man and i know when grills want to get fucked.
Im good, fuck i love females.

>>41045482
Tbh, I feel like most burgers say the "she acts too immature" as a coping mechanism so that they don't feel like perverts.

I met my wife when we were both 18 and she was very immature relative to get age. Super clingy and the rest of it.

It was because she had never been in a relationship before, and that's excellent. It means I got to teach her everything and didn't have a used up bag.
>>41043636

>>41043636

Nigger, you have no idea how much of a child you still are and how close you stand to those 4 years your younger.

>>41043636
>24 with 17 yo gf
hahahahahaha americucks

>>41043588
Nor is league of legends

>>41045583
>It was because she had never been in a relationship before, and that's excellent. It means I got to teach her everything and didn't have a used up bag.
9 times out of 10 they'll leave you, just think of all the regret of having only 1 man.

>>41043636
lol you are actually a fucking faggot dude.

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>>41043636
Tits or gtfo

>tfw banging a 16 y/o legally

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>>41043974
Hungary uses it and 14 is legal

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>>41043019

>>41042989
>enlarge image
>sniff monitor

I wish I can talk to girls more than I can lift.

>>41046142
Germany is 14 too.

>>41045747
Every girl I know tried her best to stay with the guy that took her virginity.

Regret of only being with one guy is something I've never heard a gal say outside of some romantic comedy where the movie is selling the idea of being single at 30 and coping.

That, and she'd only leave you if you didn't know how to cope and you selected and highly histrionic woman in the first place.

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>>41043110
>some autistic bloated gymcel
>pro athlete

>>41043636

Im 27 and I fucked a girl on her eighteenth birthday last month

>>41045747
Not him, but i met my wife just before college at 18 and have no regrets.
>she's 5'7 / 140 with a ridiculous hip to waist ratio (niggers always try to hit on her)
>blonde hair and green eyes
>has a PhD and makes over six digits a year

When i saw what bullshit my friends had to gothrough just to get used up sluts, i don't really feel like i'm missing anything. For you guys that are in healthy LTRs, don't fuck it up.

>>41043509
she seemed older so whats the problem? its a different story if you try to hit on a 14-year old and after thinking shes mentally handicapped you realise shes a fuckin child

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>>41043636
Faggot

>>41043974
germany 14 age of consent and grade system

>>41043687
>believing an 18-year-old gets stretch marks and a rekt vag when giving birth
You illiterate faggotron, girls that young recover like fucking nothing, that's part of what makes it their prime. Biologically they're meant to be popping babies at that age. Having your first baby young also makes you recover from future preg better, it's only first birth at 30 bitches who end up fucked.

>>41046549

Im envious man.

I chose to band sloots for a few years. Missed my chance at being with a really nice girl. Wish I could rewind the clock.

>>41046549
I'm the guy he was responding to.

Same for me.

The guys that got while the getting was good are doing great. I feel bad for any man that cheated himself out of a good thing because he fell for social engineering memes. Then again, it's better that when they reproduce it's in unideal conditions so that their children are broken and that proclivity is removed from the gene pool

>>41043636
KEK i lost my viurginity to a 14yo (legal in my country) and she was hot as fuck and also a massive slut, on my first time i fucked her hard as fuck on my car and came on her face, then i fucked her some more with my cum on her face

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I got a story similar to OP.

>at the waterpark with family last summer
>just turned 24 feels good man
>in line for the water slide with younger brother
>suddenly up from behind comes this girl
>not even joking looks like pic related
>like I may have actually just found the woman channeling 2D into our realm
>jesus fucking christ this is it this is destiny
>consider going for it but red flags waving
>decide it's better to just be a coward this time and ignore it
>beat myself up all day for not taking this chance given by God himself
>on my way out pass by her and her family
>overhear her arguing with her family
>"Mom I'm gonna be 15 in a couple weeks I'm not a kid!"
>mfw

It's not fucking fair.

>>41043110
Most sorts of static stretching or yoga are really not good as they increase your odds of injury and reduce your max isometric force. The one benefit of yoga is the improvement of your rom/ mobility, but at the cost of things like the increased risk of osteoarthritis, it's just not worth doing.

The consensus among athletes and trainers, particularly in track and ball sports, is to do dynamic stretching as you warm up (things like high knees and butt kicks while you jog around the track)

-t. Biomech phd

>>41044672
>>41044825
>>41045019
of course yuropooristanians are all pedophiles

after all your muhammad fucked 9 year olds you're just doing what your religion tells you

>>41047227
Reminder that 12 was the aoc in america a hundred years ago. Then you gave le women the right to vote so the roastie feminists of the era decided to move it up to 16.

HAHAHAHA

>>41043019
good, i can skip abs today

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>>41047147

Mr. Biomech: I started doing stretches for my adductor because I had pain when squatting. But within a few weeks of that I dislocated my knee while bowling. Are these two things correlated?

How can I best stabilise my patella WHILE preparing myself for pain free squats?

>>41045731

I had a 17 year old gf when I was 22 and all the women I worked with gave me shit for it. It's all what >>41044913 said. Fuck em, young pussy best pussy

>>41042989
Haven't seen this image in years somehow. This chick must be 30 by now.

>>41047819
Yeah could be. Like I said, stick to a light jog with butt kicks and high knees and do some soft lunges with your hands on your hips

Drink water, and dont wear shitty shoes.

>>41042989
>american problems

>>41043636
22 and currently fuck buddies with a 18 year old
first guy to give her an orgasm, she's chill af, goofy and cute.
>might catch feelings for her if she stays around

>>41043618
I got to see UK showcase this routine in my town
>breddy gud

Some of those girls are major cunts though

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>>41043019

>>41043013
My GF was 17 going into college. They aren't all 18.

>>41050289
>Being among the cutest and most envied (among women) athletes in the United States on THE best cheer team

Doesn't surprise me at all. Big egos at the top, tbqh.

>>41042989
>Life is unfair
so fucking what?

>all these try-hards saying they wouldn't bang a hot 18 year old because she would prob be "childish"


Didn't knew you need a degree to ride dick.

>>41043636
How mature do you have to be to suck a dick?

>>41050713
Everyone saying that is a chick pretending to be a guy you fucking idiot.

>>41043636
hello cuck

>>41050766
What the fuck are women doing on my 4chan???

>>41042989

Lol this happens to my niece so often.

She gets hit on constantly at the gym. So, she bought a bunch clothes from her high school, and she said there's a huge difference in how often dudes approach her.

>>41050833
We are the last bastion of masculinity in a cucked worled, unless they defeat us they will not win.

>doing yogurt in 2017

>>41049404

feelings are one of the most dangerous things you can catch from having sex with a woman

>>41045019

Fucking is one thing but dating idk breh

The girl's in highschool while you're probs done uni or whatever, getting close to that marrying age