What's your superpower, /fit/?

>>41041042
I can spot the exact millisecond in a girls eyes when she loses interest in my autistic ass.

I don't get lonely.

>>41041042

My super power is that my dad doesn't love me.

I can eat pizza without getting fat

I also duck Stacy and your oneitis

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I refuse to die.
>immune system cr ashes along with internal bleeding, staph infection, systemic fungal infection, hematocrit of 24
>fainted, had open heart because of a tumor blocking 95% of the left atrium
>Hit by cars on two different occasions

>>41041506
hey i had a lipoma removed above my right eye

>>41041506
Thats actually pretty impressive

>>41041506
Digits and you die in your sleep tonight

>>41042111
:O

>>41042111
you happy now?

>>41042111
good job

>>41041506

You'll never make it to Valhalla.

I have a ASMR youtube channel with couple hundred thousand subscribers.

Despite this success I'm still too afraid to show my entire face in-case someone from my family sees it. (I'm already considered an autistic weirdo of the family)

I make a living out of it, if anyone asks where/how I make money never leaving my house; I just tell them I buy/resell stuff on ebay.

>>41041042
Doing quarter rep box squats with 4 plates

>>41042111
rip

I'm indestructible. Not in the sense that I can't be physically harmed, but every time something that should kill me happens, I barely make it.
>go tubing with friends in high school
>their dumb asses forgot to pull the anchor in before we start moving
>see rope coming out of water
>look behind me
>fucking huge boat anchor flies out of water at Mach 5 and misses my face by half an inch
>could feel the air as it whipped past me
Also
>split foot down middle between second and third toes on right foot
>bleeding like fuck
>pass out
>wake up in hospital
>got transfusion
>they tell me I'm lucky to be alive
And
>go innawoods with friends when I was a wee lad
>find thick ass grape vine hanging off a tree
>friend Tarzans that shit
>my turn nigga
>swing
>vine falls out of tree
>land on feet
>lame
>friend yells at me to look out
>huge fucking dead tree branch falls right next to me
>woulda crushed my head like a melon
Also I almost drowned when I was 7 or so. I saw the white light and then I got pulled out of the water by an old babushka.

>>41042111
(>.< )

>>41042146
softannapl???

>>41042146
How many subs do you have? How many views, likes, and shares do you get?

And how much dosh do you make?

>>41042111
I guess he really can't die

Crippling depression is my superpower

>>41041042
my superpower is being able to fart silently whenever I want

>>41041444
I-i thought i was the only one with such a power...

For some reason, people open up to me fast. I've legit had people spilling secrets they don't tell anyone else days after meeting me. Past criminal activities, childhood sexual abuse and perverse fetishes. I don't think I'm manipulative, if anything I think I'm legitimately empathetic.

People like me for some reason
I WANT TO BE THE BAD GUY GOD DAMMIT

>>41042332
damn nigga. your guardian angel is working overtime

>>41042111
Well then

>>41045427
So you want noone to like you and be in need for friends? Is that why you browse 4chan

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>>41042111
I wish I die too pls

>>41041454

Same here. It really help me through troubled times.

>>41041454
Teach me master

>>41042146
channel name ?

>>41041506

>>41042111
>>41042133
good bye

>>41045966
holy shit

I grunt like a retard every time I lift, this includes isolations

>>41045966
Quads and I negate all of this

>>41045354
Do you ask them or do they pull that shit up out of nowhere?

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>>41042111
Are you a wizard

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>>41041042
I have always a place to sit, Yes!

>>41046109
.....but never a place to stand

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>>41041506
ur gonna make it

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>>41046132
They asked about my super power, not my super weaknes... faggot

>>41041042
I can eat all day without getting sated or satisfied

may God have mercy on my soul

>>41041042
I have the ability to see through glass

>>41041042
I can get deported even after coming to the us legally for not having enough employees on payroll

>>41041444
I can spot it in her shoes.

>>41042146
SOFT ANNA
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I have the ability to make anyone in the world feel awkward

>>41041042
>my ass produces some kind of natural lubricant
>can cum hands free relatively easy and multiple times

not even gay

>>41041042
>good communication, know what they intend to do and what they're feeling, can "talk" through them through basic actions and sounds
this one came in handy a lot of times when i encountered violent stray dogs, yes i live in a partial shithole of a country
>fast metabolism, don't get fat like at all
>get tanned 10 times faster than most people, the kicker is that i look very white during winter months and during the summer it's like i'm going kangz mode in 3 days
>great orientation, could find my way anywhere with no map, phone, prior information and any other indication
this might stem from my autism but i notice patterns in anything and hidden shit easily and learn how to manipulate said patterns

this is a big one
>pre cognition and basic reality warping
when i do no fap i dream future events in a specific brain frequency, right before waking up, down to very accurate details and if i concentrate enough i can make minor things happen.

>>41041042
i can whistle pretty well

>>41050197
>>pre cognition and basic reality warping
>when i do no fap i dream future events in a specific brain frequency, right before waking up, down to very accurate details and if i concentrate enough i can make minor things happen.
This is what no fap retards actually believe.

>>41041042
i can sit home all day and do nothing productive

>>41050197
i'm bretty socially anxious and can manage to fuck up the smallest most simplest things ever, gimme tips sempai

I have ADHD and overthink things too much :^)

>>41052372
hey you're me

>>41041042
I'm happy.

>>41052501
how do i into happiness

>>41052623
I was depressed, hated myself and had social anxiety.
>found Jesus
>Started praying to overcome social anxiety
I had been trying to overcome social anxiety and develop my social skills for years and failing
>Started trying to be a moral person, and became happier about who I am because of it
>Stopped being insecure

>>41052752
i am relegious most of the times myself, i go dead-inside-mode as soon as im on the internet with all the half nude pics and music blasting my ears and go careless and just watch porn promising ill change tomorrow

then i get depressed again and so on

>>41047277
I really kekd here

Fapping to AJ Lee