How do you guys take care of your apperence, other than lifting?

>>41039239
uh...
basic hygiene?

>>41039239
half a chub enabled

>>41039239
I don't, I've basically given up.

By not laying down in those cancer tubes

>>41039239
I've seen final destination. I know what happens inside those tanning beds.

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>I use a charcoal powder teeth whitener twice a week
>I switched to using a safety razor to get rid of razor burn, achieve a closer shave and save money
>once a week I'll use a clay mask to clean my pores
>I religiously shave my unibrow and trim my nose hairs
>pubes kept neat and tidy always
>Haircuts twice a week, I buzz my hair so it doesnt cost anything
>most important is I quit smoking cigarettes and only have 1 cigar once a week, cigs age your face like fucking crazy

>>41039927
Post selfie no homo

>>41039927
Show us your beautifull face

>>41039927
Share your workout routine too pls.

>using tanning beds
>not using Melanotan 2 and beta carotene to achieve a better and easier tan

>>41039239
are you norwegian tit job femanon from that other thread

Skincare: I exfoliate, moisturize, and use sunscreen
Basic "no makeup" makeup
Epilate and shave
Clean basics

>>41039239
Running

shower every morning, use face wipes every morning and night
shave regularly
attempt to not bite my nails(fail everytime)
sometimes use teeth whitener
brush teeth twice a day

Run when I can
Exfoliate
Moisturise with Aloe Vera Gel + Jojoba oil and Argan Oil for dat smooth skin, its also fading the scars on my back

I'm 27 years old. I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>41039239
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>>41039239

Give up caffeine, alcohol, cigarettes and get a good sleep every night. You'll look 10 years younger than most other people by the time you're 40.

>>41039239
I got invisalign to fix my semi jacked teeth.

I don't.

>>41039927
let see paul allens routine

I masturbate a lot

>>41039239
brush in the morning, floss and brush at night.
use lightly whitening tooth paste, dont rinse off
shower daily
cleanse face in shower
shave
use salicylic acid exfoliant wipe
moisturize
sunscreen in the morning

>>41039239
By going outside with sunscreen on to tan instead of lying in a cancer machine like a vapid whore.

>>41040995
Pretty much the same here, but I'm up to 1500 stomach crunches.

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>>41039239

I only brush my teeth like 3 times a week.
Just never got into it.

I use a body hair buzzer about once a week... mainly for the upper back and shoulders. I do shave my shoulders regularly to fend off Wolverine syndrome.

I trim the "lower area", but don't shave it. I shave my neck and cheeks so I have the "edged" up Average White Man's Red/Brown beard... The same color as Messi, actually.

I do have some ear hairs to buzz, and I buzz down my nose hairs about once every 6 weeks. A couple of nose hairs are gray at this point.... (sigh)...

>otherwise, don't care

>>41041347
>brush my teeth three times a week
Please be bait you nasty mf

>>41039805
>Not full mast

Low test detected.

>>41040995
underrated post

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>>41041347
>3 times a week

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>>41041374

Naw, it's true.

I don't do sugar --- no soda, no candy, no beef jerky.

So,,, my teeth are clean and shiny most of the time because of my clear liquid intake --- H2O, "sparkling water", mineral water.

>Teeth brushing with nasty toothpaste ain't fun to me. It's just me.

Rhinoplasty
Hyperhidrosis surgery
LED Skin enlightenment
Exfoliation
Laser eye surgery
Cybernetic arm prosthesis

>>41039927
where do you find the time to return your video tapes

>>41041216
Audibly kek'd

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>>41041347
>I only brush my teeth like 3 times a week

>>41040995

Was looking for this

>>41041012
Why caffeine?

>>41041422

You're disgusting

>>41041422
My teeth are shitty and yellow
>and I dont know how to greentext

>>41040995
Gold

Impeccable skincare
Makeup
Nail polish
Laser hair removal
Facial feminization surgery
Breast augmentation
Buttock fat transfer

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>>41039239
Nice gyno.

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>>41040995

>>41041565
Why not go full Deus Ex?

Sleep 8 hours in complete darkness, turn off wifi and bluetooth stuff (not being tin foil hatty, try it yourself)
Avoid sugar
Get some sunlight everyday
Exercise
Drink lots of water
No coffee (dehydrates skin)
No ciggerrates
Limit stress
Socialize
Dont sleep on face
Dont use harsh chemicals on face
Don't take super hot showers

There, the list of things that has been spouted like a bajillion times but no one can seem to follow.

>>41041501
Because an autistic guy on the internet told you to.
>>41041012
Tobacco is the only thing you actually need to give up. Moderate alcohol consumption isnt going to do anything bad to you and will lead you to fun times with friends. People like this guy have no personality of their own so they pretend that lifting three times a week, not drinking, and benching a plate makes them some kind of ultra-dedicated batman that people will find cool and interesting. In reality however there will always be many people who are healthier and work harder than them AND have actual personalities.

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>>41041572
seriously, what the fuck is this retard thinking? Not only that, he's posting pictures of himself online?

>>41039927

>Shaving the unibrow.

Christ, man, you're supposed to use tweezers. People can tell that you shave it and don't pluck it, trust me.

>>41041216
Nice.

>>41040064
I started taking beta carotene a few weeks ago, my white pale piggy skin turned into a good healthy looking tan, not orange or anything like I thought it might get, really glad Im doing this

>lifting

I consume the minimum amount of food needed to maintain myself at the weight threshold for healthy operation of my body. Lifting would require higher calorie intake, which means increased cellular activity, which means higher probability of cancer.

I don't use shampoo, I just thoroughly rinse my hair with hot water every third shower or so. Hair requires so much less maintenance now, for a better look. Other than that, basic hygiene.

>>41041347
>I only brush my teeth like 3 times a week.
>Just never got into it.
I'm not really into brushing my teeth either, it's probably one of my least interesting hobbies

>>41040995
Doesn't this seem like a bit much?? You're going to hurt your face with all that stuff in the long run

>>41041636
How much are you taking?

>>41039239
Good hair cuts are seriously underrated.

>>41039927
is that one of the hodge twins?

>>41043000
Fuck you and your trips, hairstyles are gay AF.

>>41043071
fuck you, dirty nigger. Go get your hair cut by some ghetto ass, benzin using, trash faggot and look like a motherfucking hobo.

>>41042461
Whoosh.

I wear sunscreen daily to prevent wrinkles.
In the morning I wash myself with a hydrating cleanser, then tone my face, then apply sunscreen, then finally lotion and some matte powder to get rid of the shine. I don't use any products with fragrance as it destroys the natural collagen in your skin
I dermaroll and get facials twice a year.
At night I apply a prescription face ointment for anti aging and dark spots and seal it in with argan oil.

>>41043096
Sorry, I don't speak jive. Anyone?

>>41043169
huehuehuehuehuehue
>I made a funny on the interwebs.
Fuck you. Get a decent haircut and stop looking like a total loser.

>>41041584
Because Deus Ex, while being the most awesomely red pilled early unreal engine game ever, isn't reality (yet)

The cyberstuff, I mean. The conspiracy stuff is right on the mark.

>>41043174
1 blade all over. Dare you to post your 'style' to prove it doesn't look homosexual.
Thought not.

>>41043220
fucking nazi. You sound like you look like an unapprocheable cunt.

>have nice hair, girls love it and so do i, it makes you look like you belong in any outfit you wear, too, provided you aren't too ugly
>keep a good manly 5 o'clock shadow
>groom body hair appropriately (have back waxed, nape shaved, pubes trimmed tastefully, all hair on dick shaved, balls shaved, arsehole shaved, chest hair trimmed tastefully, armpit hair trimmed tastefully (so long as its not a jungle), leg hair trimmed when it gets really dark and like a chimp, upper arms shaved)
>moisturize face and dry areas
that's about it

>>41043220
>1 blade all over
unless you are a model, you probably look like shit

>>41039239
Shaving my face

>>41039239

I wash myself and shave most days.

In all honesty my hairs a shaggy mess and I usually have a 5 o clock shadow. Women still eye me though.

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>>41043071
Do you not comb your hair?

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>>41040995

>>41041347
anon please brush your teeth more. i'm worried about you

>>41041347
>3 times a week
dude, i've been like 2 weeks without brushing or flossing. actually barely brushed my teeth for like 2 years. i'm sure my breath was horrible but i go to the dentist twice a year and never have i had any problems. i eat a very good diet, i think that's all that really matters

i brush them daily these days because i was probably stinking.

>>41041012
This. I dont smoke, get good sleep, eat vegetables like I'm a racehorse and haven't had red meat in about 25 years. I look late 20s on a good day. I'm almost 40.

>>41043799
>haven't had red meat in 25 years
Fuck bro why even live? Your gonna break out into tiny vaginas all over, aka, "vaginitis"

>>41039239
>Implying I lift to look good

>>41041422
>its just you

Let everything go because I have no friends and stay home except for the gym?

>>41039927
Does that teeth whitener help? Doesn't it fuck your enamel up?

>>41041024
Do you have a before and after? I have a consultation in 2 weeks. Its going to cost a lot but it'll be worth it for a perfect smile.

Did you follow the routine properly or did you find it difficult to keep it in for 22 hours?

>>41041636
Dose?

>>41040080
>tfw swedish, but yes from the boobjob thread

I tan once in a while, wax my face. Had a boobjob, and once every two months i have laserremoval of tattoos i got years ago.

Going today to have them removed again, ive put 700$ on 80$ tattoos

>>41045053
>boobjob

How do they look? Are they like bolted on or do they look natty? How much did the op cost?

>>41042895
>>41044838
15mg/25.000 IU from D.Saline algae

>>41041596
>turn off wifi and bluetooth stuff (not being tin foil hatty, try it yourself)
My router is right next to my bed, is that fucking my shit up?

>>41041216
lol

I bathe in the blood of virgins. Really works wonders on your skin

>>41039239
Plastic Surgery. It's the only sure fire way to achieve the desired look you crave.

>>41040995
AHAH

Why do these have to be located in sweden...

>>41045422
Life is suffering eyy, norcuck?

>>41039239
Almond oil to take care of wrinkly skin, getting haircuts every once in a while to look more völkisch, tanning during summer, I'm sure as fuck not paying 100 crowns for each tanning session down at my gym, I shave obviously, a bit of stubble is alright but the full beard look isn't my look which is a shame since inherited my dad's beard genetcis, and hair genetics all around which means I'd have an easy time growing out both a mane and a glorious viking beard. I do cardio, mostly HIIT, I like Kickboxing and sprinting the most but I go out jogging occassionally. I brush my teeth and shower obviously, if you neglect basic hygiene then you're a retard and should be gassed, I try to wear clothes that fit me, mainly polos which are tight around the sleeves and T-shirts which are tight all around to show off my 170 lbs ottermode physique, I wear mostly all black during winter and more bright during summer, because when pale you should wear darker clothes and when you have a bit of colour then you should wear more white. I also make sure that I stay hydrated as much as possible throughout the day so I don't look bloated due to the dehydration making me carry more water weight.

>>41045443
Idk why this sounds so autistic

>>41045457
Because I have OCD and have been told countless of times that I probably have Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

>>41045474
But you're balding

>>41041216
kek

>>41045499
Uh-huh.. And who exactly told said that and how do you know what I look like? I just said I had great hair genetics so I don't exactly know who gave you that idea.

>>41045688
fuck my spelling seriously

>>41039927
>>41041623

im glad someone said something about this. really man, stop shaving your unibrow, use tweezers

>>41045499
Shit, just re-read my comment and can undertand why you'd be confused. I'm unhappy that I inherited my dad's FACIAL hair, beards aren't really my thing. But still I'm happy that I inherited his hair genetics, he's close to 60 and still has a full head of hair.

>>41045688
>>41045738
are you okey

>>41045753
No I think I'm going psychotic, other than that I'm alright tbqh senpai.

>>41045396
You shouldn't be cutting in the bathtub, man - you could die

>>41041600

Projecting much, mate?

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>>41040995

>>41045111
Its actually my tits in the OP.
I paid ~5100$ for them, got an amazing doctor that made a great job so the results are as natural looking as they can get. Posted my tits in a previous thread, wonder if i should repost or not

I don't Tbh
>>41039819
yes hello

>>41039927
Nads nose hair wax will do nose hair and eyebrows m8.

>>41045443
>getting haircuts every once in a while to look more völkisch
You don't know what that word means.

>>41046171
Go for it, you clearly we obviously don't NEED to see them(not to say we won't like them), we'll forget them moments later, but you clearly NEED the attention / ego-boost.

>>41046219
Stay mad

>>41045887
underrated

>>41039239

I wash myself with soap and get a haircut sometimes.

>>41045053
I have a tattoo I want lasered off. Are you seeing results after all those sessions?

I'm worried about getting scammed.

>>41046171
anon who asked, please repost

>>41045887

kek

>>41046335
Yes theyre almost completly gone now after 6 treatments, The first clinic i went to was ripping me off but the one im going to now is great,
Always look out if the clinic have an old laser, theyre probably ripping you off if so. It should be around 6-8 sessions normally to remove a black tattoo. If they say over 10 times theyre ripping you off.

Colored tattoos arent easy to get removed, if you have alot of color you should just use a cheese grader to your skin.

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>>41039239

>hair
pick a shampoo after your scalp, but don't shampoo every day. use dry shampoo if necessary
conditioner after your hair (hair issues, dye, moisture etc) + leave-in conditioner
oil/serum for hair ends if long hair
coconut oil mask good for dry hair once a week

>body
exfoliate and moisturize
urea on feet
shave your fucking pits and nipple hair, everything below neck if grill
hand cream (sunscreen wouldn't hurt, hands can age terribly)

>face
invest in quality products if you can, choose according your skin type (dry, combination, oily)
use a cleanser, toner (hyaluronic acid is good), moisturizer, sunscreen and anti-age serum (retinol, c-vit, niacinamide)
sun screen with uva and uvb protection
take care of your lips - exfoliation, chapstick etc

+ the usual (diet, sleep, water)

>>41041565
Post pics

>>41039927
Does the charcoal toothpaste thing actually work? It's got me curious

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I haven't had a carb since 2004. Check these out. See these? See these boys? This is what I live with, every day. I lather this up with Kiehls in the shower. You want to touch this shit? Sorry, not gonna happen.

>>41039927
How are you tonight, mr. Bateman?

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>>41044507
dude don't do it. white teeth look fake and scary as fuck.
just take care of your teeth,
natty is always the only way to look truly aesthetic.

>>41045702
how to route your brows? I would use tweezers but I'm afraid I'm gonna look like a clown.

>>41045388
It makes you gay

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>>41039239
this might be sorta offtopic but how long it takes to regrow a skin? i somehow cutted my knuckles open with a gloves on uppercut to a training bag and now it feels pretty savage to train that hitting shit even with bandages coz the wound just keeps reopening if i train.
Not a huge area just around 1cm open