Mirin Thread

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>>41037816
Why do they all look like clones of each other? They dont have braces there as well?

>>41037852
It's only Americans that are anal about aesthetic teeth. Everywhere else it's about having healthy teeth and a good bite pattern. Japan is weird and they find misaligned teeth cute. They're purposefully having their canines shunted forward to give a more childlike appearance in some cases.


t. White Canadian

>>41037816
Because Asians are an unpleasant and otherworldly species. Not to be trusted.

>>41037816
Why do Asian women love Polish men?

>>41037852
They all look pretty different.

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Thinking about moving to Korea sometime in the future.

>>41037816
This staged shit for either a porno or television.

When westerners buy into "lol wacky zany japan" it's like when foreigners read the onion and taken it as real.

>>41037816
They're not mirin' though, they just think it's funny.

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>>41038225
Does it look like the face of laughter?

that is a tv show

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>>41038282

>Does it look like the face of laughter?

>Not raughter?

Common anon step up your game

>>41037816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirin

>Mirin (味醂 or みりん?) is an essential condiment used in Japanese cuisine. It is a type of rice wine similar to sake, but with a lower alcohol content and higher sugar content

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>>41038282
No, but does it look like the face of mirin?

>>41038356
yes

I like how the guy could be natty. He may not be but that's definitely on the feasible scale if you have the genetics.

>>41038356
It looks like she's in disbelief, like it's her first time seeing something so thicc and veiny.

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>tfw you will never have a qt asian girl slowly walk up to you and hesitantly poke you like a goddamn mutant

>>41038546
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=USmEyDKeUZI

I will never be openly mire'd this hard

>>41038570
Spirring her rice noodles

>>41037852
Plastic surgery

East Asia is the PS capital of the world

>>41037816
Do you pronounce mirin as my-rin or meer-in?

>>41038673
My-rin, as in admirin'

>stare straight ahead when walking
>occasionally look around with the purpose of feigning interest
>don't look at anybody

I wouldn't know. I get mired by fat girls though.

>>41038673
I don't pronounce it because I'm not that autistic in real life
But it I did pronounce it, I'd pronounce it like admire without the ad..

>>41038066
wait until the whole current thing with North Korea is over

>>41038673
möh-rån

>>41037816
stop shilling, they are mine, stop making /fit/izens aware of my precious nipponese qt3.14s

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>>41038546
>no one will ever poke you like a mutant
I did not ask for this feel.

>>41038886
The Blob is like 6'9 or something right? at least he's strong as fuck and tall

>>41037816
They mostly think muscular men are fags.

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>>41038958
>They mostly think muscular men are fags.
Haha, what would give them that impression? Heh. Haha...

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>>41038066
Moving over there in September. Do Korean girls even like /fit/ guys though?

>>41039136
A lot more than Japanese yes most definitely

>>41038356
yes, shes imagining what it would be like to have his thick cock inside of her

>>41039142
Japs liked my muscles. I landed a rare large titums one in Sasebo.

>>41039209
is his neck photoshopped.
real talk

>>41037816
Moving there next year actually anon

>>41039209
Ive never noticed how horrible good neck is

>>41039241
The twist: her name actually is Mi Ran

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>>41038911
Shoo shoo Rippley

>>41039199
This is motivating

My face is plain looking similar to this guy, but if he can get girls like that to 'mire him maybe I have hope too.

>>41039232
nope. it looks nice from the front but not the side.

>>41039232
yes

>>41039269
He has that roid bitch neck.
Long skinny weak neck on a large muscular body. Like his body is telling everyone that he's wearing a suit made of fake muscle.

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>>41039269
>>41039249
>>41039232
>>41039209

>>41039329
SHHOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>>41037816
I'd never move out of the United States.
Though I would try to vacation in Nipponland at least once every other year.

>>41039411
You want some peanut butter with that jelly?

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>>41039209

>>41039329
That's really not that impressive. His delts are just really oversized and she's a 7 at best. Still looks like a badass concert though.

>>41039329
>>41039503
If he settled down with her he would have been alive and happy.

>>41039608
>settling down with a skank that goes to festivals
He wouldn't have been happy

>>41039640
Well he is dead now. So not happy, not sad, nothing. Dead because he did drugs.

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>miscegenation

>>41039661
>not happy, not sad, nothing
Sounds like he achieved enlightenment.
Death sounds pretty comfy.

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This desu

>>41038673

Mor-hen

>>41039711
>implying Japs aren't honorary

>>41037852
It's called a uniform.

>>41038673
Mo-Ron

>>41039751
I hope this is true.
At Korean/Jap wants me to go to Japan with them

are girls really care that much about muscles?

did it change their attitude towards you when you got swole. pls share stories

>>41040143
I had a gf before and after muscles.
Things that changed:
current gf likes touching my muscles during sex, thats it

>>41040143
the muscles themselves don't really matter, sure it's a bonus (if you don't overdo it), but what actually matters is the good posture, facial changes and associated health that makes you more attractive

>>41037852
I love this elephant meme

>>41039751
If I wasn't so tired from leg day I would have laughed harder at this. Bretty gud

At gym yesterday, guy I see there once in a while asks if I've lost weight and says I'm looking good

>y-you too, no homo?

Kind of a mire I guess

>>41040143
Yes. I catch women staring all the time now, some go further and touch/feel me up, especially if they've been drinking.

A couple of times I've been approached at the gym with compliments on my aesthetics, but that's when I'm at the height of my autism so it doesn't go too well.

>>41039225
Did she died?

Quick /fit/. How do you respond when your gf asks if you find other women attractive? This question is so unfair.

>>41042397
You say yes because you are a straight male. Why lie to your gf?

>>41042432
But she's so insecure

>>41038066
become a English teacher . you don't even really have to speak Korean or be very fluent in the English language to do it.

>>41042397
Say some shit like "I don't really think about other women because I have you".

>>41042449
Thanks bro, you're a life saver

>>41042438
Then explain to her that it is human nature to find other women attractive. But regardless you find her most attractive because you know how she is both bot as hell and and she has such beautiful personality.

>>41042397
I'd be honest then I'd embarrass the fuck out of her by reciting everything I like about her.

>>41042449
>>41042483
>>41042486
You motherfuckers are smooth

>>41039232
>Is it shopped
>Can clearly see the background warping

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I moved to China,

>went to gym
>qt3.14 asian girl comes up to me and starts touching my arms, asks me if i speak english
>I tell her about my deadlift PR
>She asks me to come to her appartment
>Give her mix race baby
>she says "thank you sir" in broken english
>heh, all in days work

>>41042397
Yes. Then when she gets pissed you say "I'm a straight male. I find women attractive. Just like you find other men attractive. That's the way life is. Don't ask me dumb questions"

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>>41042534
wha..

>>41037816
Lol fake and staged.

>>41042397
just go yeah she is pretty but you are still prettier. Women like to feel they are superior to others.

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>>41044155

How do I into Japanese gf? Do I have to fall for the English teacher meme to get one? I've heard from some people that it's a shit job

>>41042397
Are you stupid?

Just say yes. You obviously find other women attractive, you don't lose your sex drive just because you're dating somebody.

If she gets offended by this dump her because she's clearly retarded.

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>>41042397
>I do like me some big ol tiddies.
My last ex asked me that same question and that's how I responded.
>her chest was painfully average
No regrets.

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>>41037816
I'm in the process of learning japanese with the Genki course and workbook

been at it for 2 days and I can already introduce myself and ask for a phone number, it's like they knew what I was up to

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>>41038673
"cuh-mon"

>>41042397
You don't lie to her
And tell her not to lie to herself if she gets angry

she finds plenty of men more attractive than you, you're certainly not the best there is
but there's a real good reason why you two are together

>>41042397
Agree and exaggerate
Disagree and exaggerate
Ignore and change the topic

Master these and you master women

"Of course baby, I'm only flesh and bone"
Ask her right back if she finds other guys attractive, and if she says no, laugh and call her right out on that. If she says yes, then tell her she just answered her own question

Basically do not take her seriously, say everything in a joking/sarcastic way.

>>41039534
Post body

>>41042442
This.

I'm starting Chinese (Mandarin) next semester so I can go teach English somewhere in Asia. China most likely but considering Taiwan for extra money or Singapore for high quality internet.

>>41037816
>be me
>back day best day
>doing kroc rows, hope i dont turn into trannie
>some grill walks behind me
>chest cable press machine
>machine is behind me
>She can see me but I cant see her
>finish rows, walk off
>she gets up and starts doing kroc rows too

either she does chest and back on same day or im impressive enough that normies are copying what exercises i do.

>>41044259
I hear the pay is bad

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>>41037816
>those stockings

jesus

>>41037816
Here is link for cucks who think they aren't mirin

youtube.com/watch?v=Up28aiuw6vY

>>41047775
I be they feel good on the side of your face, when they sit on it.

>>41037852
These are from from the worst Jap teeth I've seen desu

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One day we will all know this feel.

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>>41043011
Shiori Tsukada, you're welcome.

>>41039831
haha you sure got him my dude. well done

>>41047883
Bottom left is best

>>41047925
dia-betus testin supplies

>>41047883
3>2>1>5>4

>>41037852
The chinks lack of soul manifests itself in their uniform (rat-like) appearance.

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>>41048070
Sour grapes

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> wow anon, you are so big. Do you work out?

>>41048183
>f-f-f-for you

>>41038410
He has some roid gut

>>41039534
>Elbows are sharp, 2/10
Shut the fuck up, faggot, you couldn't even land a 3.

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>I saw you come out of the Sento anon. You looked so big.

>>41048183
blaaapu

>>41048511
[Farts in kawaii]

Ive got a good asian qt story that happened because i was /fit/

>Be me
>On way to date with 8/10 qt milk cow
>Looking pretty fly for a white guy
>Get off train and exit station
>Waiting to cross road
>Notice qt asian tourist taking photos of train station
>Move out of her shot
>Shit.jpg
>She's taking photos of me
>Thinks I don't notice
>Green light goes
>Cross road
>Qt looking back at me, whispering to her beta orbiter
>Beta looks back at me
>Im fucking suss as
>Finish crossing road
>Qt is pushing beta in my direction
>Quizzical look.jpg
>"A-a hello...my... friend.. she finds you very handsome.."
>Is this kid a cuck?
>"She was...wondering if she could get a photo with with you?"
>Keep a straight face anon, you've got this
>Check my watch casually but dramatically
>"I guess ive got time for a quick photo"
>She stand with me, blushing as the cuck takes photos of us
>I ask her name, she giggles, blushes and looks away shyly

She was cute as fuck, but too wet in the panties to get any sense out of. I went to my date and told the milk cow about it, she got jealous, said she's got vetter tits than any asian then took me to hers to bang.

Solid night really. Haven't felt alpha like that...ever really. Good thing I got /fit/

>>41044287
The Genki course is pretty solid, desu. Get your kana learned quick and memorize all the te-conjugations because they use that shit in everything. If you're planning to go to Japland, pay attention to the fuckin kanji.
>t. 3 years of japanese in college, spent a summer there
Truth be told, most there speak english fairly well, and if you know any moonspeak they're usually glad to help

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>>41048608
You should have scooped her up.

>>41038673
Meer-in

>>41048532
pffffttttpppb

>>41038066
Wait until N. Korea starts negotiating for more food again.

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>>41038066
>liking walking plastic

>>41048183
>Nah I just play baseball with my friends on the weekends.
It'll explain the big arms and upper body and they won't be intimidated by you being a gymrat.
I'm white so they'll believe me.
>protip: japs love baseball.

>>41050316
low key admitting to roids, make women wet.

>>41037852
genetics.
brains are hardwired to not be able to distinguish out-group characters as well as in-group because they're direct competition for everything and not likely to be the best allies.

asians look alike to whites but a nip could easily point out chinese or koreans.

whites and asians look the same to blacks but could easily point out tyshawna in the ghetto from oombakeela living in africa

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>always consider myself to be too autistic to talk to grills
>change workplace
>have to talk to people
>eventually have to talk to a qt too
>not even nervous, I do good and everything proceeds alright, no spaghetti has been spilled that day, I even made her laugh without trying
>was smiling and shit
So, I might not be all that bad after all. I have a long weekend ahead of me. Where do I meet grills that I can actually ask out other than a bar or disco?

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>>41041677
Heart attack in the pussy most likely.

>>41050645
This is true, and I never understood it until I had a Chinese (Hong Kong) roommate back in college. Let me tell you, these people are more racist than any white nationalist on /pol/ could ever be. We'd be in a restaurant and he would get a look of disgust upon seeing a group of other Asians. "those people fucking Koreans, niggers of Asia" he'd say. I'd say all you gooks look the same, don't know how you could tell them apart. We'd have lulz and continue to be racist. He was bro-tier.

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>>41051002
fuck that first girl is super cute

>>41038673
myur roünn

>>41038673
'mirin'
>ad-mire-ing
>mire-in
if you're an Aussie like zyzz you pronounce it like an Australian would but you use the same basic formula

>>41050681
B-bump

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>>41040143
I've only been lifting for 14 months and you definitely tell a difference.
0-3 months, no real gains but lost some weight and only you notice that clothes fit better.
6months- people can tell you now work out, and some girls comment on it that I haven't seen in a while. They are more friendly to talk to.
9 months- everyone can tell you lift, and girls are really receptive to you, some even approach you.
14 months, You can see girls eye you ass you pass them, but get 0 approaches, they are intimated.
I'm not even big, 5'9 183 pounds or cut but since most people are in bad shape, you seem a lot better than you actually are.

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Got a date with a qt azn this saturday somehow, what routine should I do before to get maximum attractive pump going?

>>41051151
No place comes to mind, unless you're gonna be thought of as really oldfashioned or weird. Go with either Tinder, bar or disco/et.c.

>>41037816
KAWAII DESU NE

>>41039225
Wow, they sure do make those buildings earthquake proof

>>41052143
Chest, triceps, and biceps.
I'd argue that triceps are the most important out of the three.
It's what the girls touch most often and if they are swole then she will be impressed.
Then you hit em with that 'cep flex to seal the deal.

>>41052483
Gotcha! It was kind of what I was planning on doing anyhow, glad I'm not completely dumb

>>41052143
>>41052483
additionally, maybe a lil bit traps would be good either

>>41046643
>chest and back on the same day
Doesn't everybody? Nothing else even makes sense

>>41039190
sexy sergio is not your typical boxer

>>41039225
That fat bitch would be the first to write an article about objectifying women though, because she wish someone would do that to her.

Fat cow.

>>41052928
This hurts me to watch anon

>>41053070
Don't worry brah
You're gonna make it

>>41040143

some part of it is that being fit makes you more physically attractive. the real benefit imo is the boost in your own self-confidence allowing you to be more outgoing with women.

>>41042486
beta

>>41042546
>>41042449
>>41044219
>>41044351

beta

I finally got around to not being fat, been making steady progress, my face is starting to look leaner.

My step-father, for the first time in 16 years, suddenly starts making fun of my face
>you look like the Shoney's boy
>you don't look mean, you've got a babyface

is... is that mirin? am I gonna make it senpai?

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>>41052928
>yandere simulator

do you think gooks think all white people look the same?

>>41039136
I'm doing exchange in Murica and quite a few Korean exchange students started with me at the same time. Both boys and girls have been mirin me quite openly and I can say with confidence that the girls especially do like guys with muscles. No homo.

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>>41037816
>tfw no homo

>>41048755
Bad way to lift a woman for a photo, foreshortening makes her look bigger and you look small. It also hides your arms. Instead grab her by the hips and set her on your shoulder. That way her torso ends up behind you, making her look smaller and you look bigger. It also leaves you with a free arm to flex.

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>>41038673
(Jhen) Mohran

>>41054874
>autism: the post

>>41054905
>I'm too dumb to realize how to compose a photo in a flattering manner, the post.
Fucking brainlets, when will they learn?

>>41054957
>i don't understand that women just want to be picked up and no one will scrutinize a photo like this except autists on 4chan

lol autismo

>>41039751
>carry on OHP LMAO1JAP
my fucking sides

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>>41052928

>>41052928
HA! Shot down, good on that guy, women think that they can throw their sexuality around and get whatever they want. They should have to work just as hard as we do for it.

>>41054996
>He doesn't know the woman is going to look back on the photo and think "I thought he was bigger and taller" and "omg, I didn't think my butt was that fat" and then not share the photo as widely as she would if she could look at the photo and think, "Oh, he was so man, he makes me look like a little doll" and "He's taller than I remembered, look at how short I look", and then share the picture all over the place because it flatters her.
Your choice breh.

I mean, setting a woman on your shoulder is a lot more work than a princess carry, and you have to grab her by the hips instead of the back and knee and touch her thigh to your neck, icky.

>>41037852

I hate that I like this forced ass meme

>>41040143
People of the opposite sex like someone who is willing to invest in improving themselves

And iv found that has been true even as a skeleton who started lifting, more-so than being fit giving the impression you care about your health and getting fit is important. That being said if you can show off abs you've 'made it' by everyone (except /fit/s) standards

>>41052928
>easy stds

>>41039263
that guy has a very attractive face silly boi

>>41055137
Trust him dude, you're autismo. Also, try to actually have social interactions with women before coming up with unrealistic scenarios regarding what they would think/do in any given situation

>>41048608
what's a milk cow? a girl with low hanging tits?

>>41055137
Other guy is right, you're putting way too much thought into the scenario.

>>41038421
or mayyyyybe she's playing up her reaction for the camera? just mayyybe all she wants is t h i n?

>>41038673
mjölnir

>>41039262
OK I gotta fucking ask
where the hell is this picture from?

>>41040301
This.
Plus posture and swoleness enhances your look /fa/ wise too, as long as the clothes actually fit.
If you got no personality/game to back that shit up it's all for naught tho

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has someone made it this obvious that they were mirin' you /fit/?

>>41058950
holy shit wtf hahaha

>>41042397
if she's talking about one woman specifically
>i mean she's good looking sure but...
if she means women in general
>yes i like looking at them, but i like being with you. that's the difference

>>41058950
>flex directly in front of someone
>they look at you
>"must be mirin"
Autism

>>41059026
check his bulge u retard

>>41059026
Anon, do you not see that erection moving up and down?

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>>41058950
>that dick print lmao

>>41056609
I think if he was skinny and didn't have a hot girl beside him he wouldn't look that good. Like I said, I have a similar face.

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>>41054874
There has to be a limit to how insecure and autistic you can be

>>41037816
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_war_crimes#Cannibalism
I don't want to be eaten by the little devils

>>41053975
Cuck him.

>>41058950
Best part of this gif is the fact the dude making the video was obviously mirin' the other guys dick.
Its homo^3.

>>41058950
Why would you fucking go to the effort of shopping this

>>41048070
t. Korean(rape baby)

>>41039225
her body acts like a cushion ball. she doesn't even hit the ground she literally just rolls over on an axis

>>41042397
Don't take her "tests" seriously. It doesn't really matter what you say, as long as you're coming from a frame that is stronger than hers. Just ignore it or make a joke

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>>41059048
ahahaha holy shit I legit didn't see that

>>41052321
The IBC considers fat people as (D)ead weight.

>>41042397
> Yeah, your mom

>>41037816
cause japs thinks muscles are gay

no seriously, if you work out your automatically assumed to be a gay guy in jap land

>>41047829
imagine connor murphy, they'd just start gushing

>>41051997
Yo. I've been lifting for less than a year (about 6-7 months). Did you go on a cut about this time? (Currently at 20% body fat)

>>41054097
thanks doc

>>41037852
most of them have perfect teeth...

>tfw look really similar to Daniel Radcliffe only 3 inches taller, even got the round glasses

I heard jap girls like harry potter, riiight?

>>41060259
Yes but we No like be call Jap. I go tell other Jap girls about Bad Hally Pottel Man. No Pussy for you Hally.

>>41060331
no plz ill cast a spell on u

>>41060427
hello plz respond

>>41039751
top kek, roasties BTFO

>>41045449
Don't learn Mandarin you'll hate your life knowing what those chinks actually talk about. Learn Japanese, Korean, Thai or Vietnamese

>>41042449
One way ticket to cuck town