How into Poseidon mode?

>>41034213
be brother of zeus

>>41034213
rape medusa x 1

>>41034213
have fun being in your dad's stomach while ZEUS sits in a CAVE all day drinking AMBROSIA from a GOAT and getting swole to chop his father's BALLS off

>>41034906
kekd

>>41034213
By a pitchfork and take command of the gym showers

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>>41034906

>>41034906
Did Kronos eat Poseidon?

>>41034213
Eat fish and swim a lot

>>41035172
all the olympians other than zeus were eaten

>>41034213
Do the arm thing 3x5
Tongue thing 5x10

Cx

>>41034213
Read the sticky

>>41034931
>sir could you please leave the facilities, you're scaring the other patrons
>kαιρετε φιλοι, βησετε εχω θαλασσαν;

>>41034213
>tfw no greek god bitch wetter hyper chad mod

>>41035300
Damn what an asshole

>>41037113
>>kαιρετε φιλοι, βησετε εχω θαλασσαν;
uwotm8?

>>41038737
Greek mythology in a nut shell

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>>41034931
>>41037113