Does sleeping on your cell phone give you cancer?

ever hear of someone who got cancer from sleeping on their phone?
nope, cause they're all dead

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Stop using electricity.

https://ecfsapi.fcc.gov/file/10709642227609/Wi-Fi%20research%20.pdf

>>41032603
why the fuck do you need to sleep on your phone?
get that shit out of your room when you're trying to sleep, too distracting
some kid in nz got brain cancer from sleeping with a phone under his pillow, i know it doesn't answer your question but you're better safe than sorry and there's just no need to sleep on your hpone

>>41032603
Wifi radiation is classified as a carcinogen, so yes.

>>41032603
Sure, why not?

>>41032603
Just turn it on aeroplane mode.

>>41032603
everything gives you cancer cancer is a mutation caused by cells splitting and copying DNA wrong
anything that can kill cells causes cancer

>>41032603
no you retard
your phone is a faraday cage google it

>>41032603
I've given up.
Fluoride is in the fucking water, turning my pineal gland into a literal rock.
Lead is in the soil.
My office is bombarding me with 4 wifi networks at all times.
Cell towers everywhere in the city.
It's all fucking bad for you but what the fuck can you do about it?

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>>41034972
>he doesn't buy Infowars Impenetrable Portable Forcefield Filters™

>>41035115

Hes just a humble water filter merchant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRjJIuHECw

>>41034972
Count your blessings that you weren't born at any point in time before now or at any place other than the West. Everybodies gonna die, the only reason cancer is a big deal now is that we have run out of other things to die from.

>>41035143
His drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI0gwjg0h2E