/fit/ for escort?

>>41030979
>leaving dyel so i can impress escorts
>literally lifting so a fucking sex worker wont judge me

holy shit /fit/ never change you beautiful bastards you

>>41030999
I don't see how this is a meme. If I were still obese they would probably be disgusted and either turn me down, or overcharge and have a terrible time.

I almost break down at the thought if an actual relationship. The paid companionship makes it easier. Fuck talking to people.

Besides these escorts are young and cute. Youngest so far was 18 and didn't speak much English but who cares. We had a good time anyway.

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I know lifting for girls is a meme and all but...
>Lifting for escorts
C'mon son

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Bump.

Come on someone has to do the escort thing with me.

I actually had one bad time with a non asian, it was a backpage ad. Explicitly asked "$100 for sex tonight?" I immediately noped the fuck out. There were two local police cruisers outside.

Also Chinese girls are p.cute sometimes

>>41031093
I was extremely insecure for a while. Fuck pleasing real girls. At least I can be confident about trying to impregnate young asians. Rawdog and regular tests, clean since the start.

Loooool lifting for escorts lololol.

Listen I don't mean to be mean but that's funny man.

It's they're job, they charge everyone the same and if anything they're charging u more since they can see you don't know the game.

And I hope your fucking them cuz if not OH LAWD.

>>41030979
>tfw op is baiting but you unironically do this

I want to lift to become an escort. Imagine having 6 or 7s paying you to fuck them. That's my dream.

>>41031122
>tfw friendzoned by an escort
Will I ever lose the V card

>>41031122
>can't spell
>implying I don't frequently have sex with them
If there's no sex what's the fucking point you retard.

>>41031134
I'm not baiting. I'm just really nervous but so far my act around escorts has improved. I typically invite the same girl over three times a week and two different girls over, both twice a week.

>>41031159
Read on how to into escorts. Dress well. Shave. Prepare as though it's a date. say you're relatively new. Never outright ask for prices. Leave money on the table, then let her pick it up. If she asks to leave tell her to leave money in the room to prevent bailers. Bailers haven't happened to me but if you're ugly they might.

>>41031155
If you mean you want to lift to suck off old men then sure go ahead there bud.

>>41031155

imagine the reality of 99.9999% of your calls being women where the only thing about them that is 6/10 is their body fat percentage.

>>41031027
>Youngest
>so far
>was 18

>>41031205
They told me she was 18 m8o. She was the youngest at the time.

>>41031200
He can put up rules. Biggest tag I see with Asians and even others is:
> NO AFRICAN AMERICAN
which makes me kek.

>>41031203
This tbqhf

Enjoy pillow tit encounters.

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Bump. I want YOUR stories.