Crayola protein

>>41026720
Yes

>>41026720
No

I used to live the taste of crayons when I was a kid. But even if there was 5g of protein, you wouldn't be able to absorb it and your shit will look like dunkaroos dip

>>41026816
They also have a lot of sodium. Wouldn't that help you absorb the protein?

>>41026874
They're wax. You do that break down any of it. You will literally just have colorful chunks in your poop.

>>41026720
Maybe

>>41027102
Like a cosmic brownie

>>41027297
>>41026816
I'm getting hungry when I shouldn't be

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I can't believe I'm posting on the same board as a retard who wants to eat crayons for gains. Never change /fit/

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>>41027348
I know right xD
Put me in the screenshot!

>>41026720
Making sicq gains and having shits the color of a Netherlands flag. Sign me up brah

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>be qt girl at walmart
>walk to art supplies isle to pick up a few things
>there's a guy wearing a loose hoodie and basketball shorts looking at crayons
>10mins go by
>make up my mind on which acrylics to buy
>he's still standing there
>inspecting the box of crayons as if someone would be checking the nutritional info of food
>puts the box in his cart alongside his whey protein
>he adds at least five more boxes to his cart and leaves
>stop him as he exits and say, "hey that's a lot of crayons, are you working on some kinda big project or something because i'd love to see it"
>"n-no i'm going to eat these later"
>"oh... well good luck with that"

>"thanks you too"

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>hitting shoulders in the gym
>hear guy behind me on a bench muttering to himself
>"four colors cmon"
>rummages through his gym bag sorting through squat plugs
>pulls out a 64 pack or Crayola
>chomps down burnt sienna like it's nothing
>doesn't even sharpen it first with the sharpener on the back of the box
>leans back and hits a clean set of 3pl8 for 12 reps
How do I achieve this mode?

>>41026720
screenshit me pls

>>41028224
implying this is funny enough to make r/4chan.

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>>41026720
What a golden age we live in.

There are entire groups and companies of exercise physiologists, and fitness scientists, at the forefront of their fields, dedicated and striving to break new grounds in muscle building and nutrition........

>should I eat crayons for protein to save money?