/fit/ humor

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>>41026258

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>>41026262

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>>41026285

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>>41026258
If I wanted humor I'd ask for your 1RMs

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>>41026442
lame

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>>41026456

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>>41026456

>>41026677
2pl8 bench

>>41026677
>smiling wojak
kys yourself

>>41026456
amazing

>>41026710
Same same, that was the last one I got when I first hit 1/2/3/4. Long arms are a bitch.

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>you will never be a pro athlete

why even try?

>>41026842
>You will never be a pro athlete
Know a few, it's good money but it's a lot of work so it's not surprising that most people can't achieve that.
>Why even try?
To be able to pick up heavy things and put them down, then maybe pick them up again.

>>41026748
>kys yourself

kys

>>41026873
YASSSSSSS SLAAAAAAY

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I'm out of /fit/ related shit

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that's all i got

>>41026995
that fucker broke in two places.

>>41026262
heh heh

>>41027030
Holy shit thats good.

>>41026677
3 plate squat

>>41026843
>ive been going here for several years
why isnt he any bigger then?

>>41026929
OH GOD THAT'S DISGUSTING

>>41026953
Holy shit that is amazing

>>41026953
Then what did you write?

>>41027030
no wonder why his son is a degenerate

>>41026929
fucking got me thats hilarious

>>41026929
>this is what happens when you take equipoise

>>41027185
Lol ur cute

>>41027012
fuck, one of the schools we always wrestled had that fucking light thing and we were always afraid of exactly this happening. i forgot this gif existed

>>41026456
>benching 385lbs
>not looking like the roid monkey that you are
pick one

>>41026677
>gymmemesofficial
>@bodybuilding_humour

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>>41027389
what

>>41027389
I'll try that for my cut routine

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>>41027484
Fucking lol

>>41026995
yeah, mind AND body

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>>41026518
>see humanity
fucking kek

>>41027012
>WammuvsCaesar.rip

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Dumping a bit

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>>41026518

>>41026896
Underrated

>>41027784
>tfw not Draugr Murderboss Deathking-mode

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Capped this one last week I think

>>41027868
Made me laugh

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>>41027932
>yet
We're all going to fuckin make it bro

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>>41027890
this made me sad

>>41027107
top kek

>>41027890

Kekked

>>41027753
That's not funny. It's actually helpful. Thanks anon.

>>41027185
Exactly what I thought

>>41027944

Fucking kek. I'm gonna use this line next time I eat pussy

>>41027556
Haha?

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>>41028074
I'm all about being helpful and funny. Wish there were tons more /motivational/ threads on here

>>41026842
>You'll never even be a billionaire
>Why even work?
That's how stupid you sound

>>41028072
I fucking died.

Anyone got that thread screencap of the dude who tried to fucking squat his bodyweight in sandals day 1?

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>>41028171
I might have it, if so it'll pop up during this dump!

>>41027805
>implying /fit/ have gfs

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>>41027514
Best way to lose fat fast is leaving your bedroom window open as you sleep; this will make your body use more energy to keep to alive. An anorexic friend told me that's how she stayed so skinny. Insider [spoiler]( In-side-her ;^)[/spoiler] tips lad

>>41026677
almost at 1/2/3... still at 3pl8 deadlift. kill me

>>41028167
Never ceases to make me kek

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>>41028321
>not naming it ZyzzOfTommorow

>>41026262
kek

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>>41028244
>>41028171
Got it!

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>>41028366
Kek'd heartily

>>41026677
I'm at 1pl8 OHP, 185 bench, 185 squat, and 275 deadlift. Am I doing something wrong?

>>41026843
I laughed out loud

>>41028484
u new?

>>41026456

i miss when fit was full of normal people

anyone got the barbell flies pic? That shit cracks me up

>>41028395
Holy shit I thought my school would never have anything on fit! We're pretty much known for out academics and chess team.

>>41027556
it was so obvious but yet, brilliant

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>>41028215
i kek every time

>>41026306
Why do they have the same name?

>>41027762
Why not just say "You're a big guy"
And if they respond with "for (You)" you're set.

>>41028787
That's actually really fucking smart. Or just any reference at all surrounding "You're big", really.

>>41026677
squat for sure

>>41028430

this isn't humor, kys

>>41028594
I wouldn't have have quit my workout just because some drunk guy crashed his car either.

>>41027477
There was no need to worry
>it's only a light weight

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>>41028913
>bf is curled up into fetal position
THE HORROR

>>41026518
>cops tazer me
>only hitting triceps
>lol
>shake off tazer and jump in car
FUCK my sides are on fire

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>tfw

>>41028467
Take me down to the snappiest city where the lifts are heavy and the forms are shitty

does anyone have any screen shots of a thread years ago when someone asked if he should count the weights of the weight clips on the bar and everyone responded with how they do do warmups with '2 clippys'? It was my favorite thread and I haven't seen it in forever

>>41027012
>functionalstrength.gif

>>41027458
YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE EGGS

>>41028169
Anyone can become a billionaire though. To be a professional athlete you have to be genetically gifted.

>>41028881
... any sauce on the original pic?

>>41026843
>4th panel on right
That's pretty hot

>>41028343
what does this look like?

>>41028969
kek

>>41026677
bench was the hardest

>>41029446
>2017 and anons still don't know this is told from the perspective of a confused curlbro as he watches someone do squats

>>41026929
>tfw Juji-tier strength + agility will never be achievable natty

>>41028366
This is literally the main song I work out to what the fuck

>>41027389
>begin pushing my body to the frozen limits
I don't know why but right there I belted out in laughter

>>41026929
>That bulk
>That athleticism
Is it possible natty

>>41028474
This is actually very motivating

>>41028496
how the fuck do you drop a bar while squatting

>>41026677
>tfw I'm about to hit 3pl8 squat and deadlift at the same time
>I'm at 200 bench and 115 OHP

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>>41028576
here you go

>>41029577
is that you perhaps? :#)

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>>41026677
>mfw

>>41029879
Nah senpai, sorry to let you down :^D

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>>41029874

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>>41026929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zlO-q3eY-g
>was listening to this while browsing the thread
>the heavy part starts right as he starts working out
I almost lost my drink. God damn it that was such great timing. I wish I could experience that again.

>>41027492
>thinking you need roids to be able to bench 385

>2 18 year olds at my gym can bench 4 pl8s and theyre natty
>i go to a commercial chain gym

>>41027185
If you read all the new year comics back to back, you can see that he gets slightly bigger each year.

>>41029971

First time I laughed all thread

>>41027556
>I want to hold you close.
>Skin pressed against me tight.
>Lie still, close your eyes girl.
>So lovely, it feels so right.
>I want to hold you close.
>Soft breasts, beating heart.
>As I whisper in your ear.
>I want to fucking tear you apart.

>>41028321
this made me very angry

>>41029501
oh shit

>>41028395
>tfw i unironically do those arm movements that redshirt does whenever i deadlift or power clean

>>41029665
yeah for sure bro

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I want to get into lifting, my arms are very large and I have a lot of starting strength. Thinking of starting out with 10 sets of 2 barbell lifts and then move on to lat pulldown for the rest of the day

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>>41030021
>)

>>41027107
Kek

>>41026896
fucking kek

>>41026929
This is what I want to be now

>>41028383
What the actual fuck

>>41028551
LEAVE NORMIE

>>41028190
I wanna climb the pipe to heaven

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>>41027012

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>>41028913
This is my new dream girl

>>41028321
That's like 60Kg.

>>41030057
FUCK YEAH

>>41028408
>benching as much as you squat

My dude I think you're either grossly underestimating what you can do or you're running around on chicken legs.

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>>41028430
wtf m8s these are fuckin horrible

>>41030452
I bench what I squat. My lower back has had problems most of my life and I have to be cautious when I squat, increasing the weight by smaller margins than my other lifts. Deadlift is higher though. Not sure how that works. But my squat has matched my bench for about a year or so.

>>41027107
>>41027030
newfags will find this funny.

>>41030057
Not as heavy as I expected based on the lyrics. Shame.

>>41026677
I'd probably say bench personally. The form/muscle groups just seem way more tricky to me.

OHP is straight forward and enjoyable.

Squat is complicated but at least you can put a shit load of your body into it. If you're ok with a bit of form breakdown you can really gas yourself out

Same with Deadlifts too imo.

>>41028395
NO WAY I go to UTD so how have I not seen this

Front guy is actually cute, but too short

>>41027012
"Welcome to Hydraulic Press Channel"

>>41030465

Have you tried doing hyper extensions or anything like that?

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>>41030512

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>>41028366
The Last Stand is the perfect gym song.

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>>41027458
I laughed so hard at this shit.

Thank you anon. Have an anime girl.

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>>41026518
Holy fuck my sides

>>41026306
I never got the last part

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i love this one

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>>41026748

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>>41028395
>Unironic comic superhero shirt
Every fucking time

>>41027661
bueno

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>>41031284
oc baby.

>>41030580
kek

>>41031284
>>41031306
>tfw I unironically wear a Superman shirt when I lift

I thought it helped with my gains ;-;

>>41027012
WRYYYYYYY

>>41028366
Who the fuck wears a David Reutimann shirt?

>>41029060
How do you train an animal to lift?

>>41028467
>that one tenth of a second with good form

>>41028321
LMAO

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>>41031322
I'd say it's fine if you can lift. If you can't even deadlift oneplate like >pic then you're never gonna make it.

You have to earn the comic superhero shirt before it becomes acceptably unironic.

>>41031420
>tfw I deadlift 275 lbs and I still feel weak

I'm gonna lift that weight, god dammit.

>>41026456
>tfw been seeing this meme for 6 years now
its been a long time

gotta roll real quick

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>be convicted in a court of law for being a gains goblin
>legally required to tell everyone who requests me to their gym partner that I am a gains goblin
>nobody wants me to spot them or be their partner now
>gyms are mandated by law to announce the arrival of known gains goblins as they enter the gym
>entire gym will quietly empty whenever I walk through the doors
>can't maintain my body because my body's way of getting big is stealing gains
>lost 50 pounds over the past couple weeks, now reaching auschwitz mode

when the fuck are people going to stand up for us goblins? forcing us to announce who we are is literally killing us off. we didn't do anything wrong.

>>41028501
Gorillas have tiny penises irl.

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>>41028395
>>41028593
>>41030557

Holy shit, how many people here went to UTD? I thought it was a relatively unknown school. I've seen this gif a few times now and I can't believe I didn't recognize it until other people pointed it out. I've spent days in that gym.

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>>41030557
>Front guy is actually cute, but too short
/fit/ in one post

>>41030415
holy ravioli kek

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>>41027890

>>41030321
Zercher squat with way too much weight for dyel

>>41026929

Sir got big

>>41026980
im dead kek

>>41028395

See this would be funnier if one of them was in sandals or something.

>>41029665
anon I love jujimufu as much if not more than the next guy, but he's as natty as simeon panda and mark bell

>>41030465
Are you me? 250lb bench for reps
1pl8 front squat for reps.

Herniated a disc about 7 times ( same one) and don't dare to dl, or push much squatting anymore

>>41028179
why do people keep posting this reddit tier shit image after so many years?
>pls be tru

>>41027891
Didn't this guy just move it to the side, leaving huge gashes in the ceiling instead of holes?

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>>41028395
>mfw I have those same Romaleos

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>>41028524
I actually never watched this. I've seen it posted so many times but never watched all the way through.

>>41030465
This is me too, same thing, tore a disk and buldged 2 others, squat has lagged like crazy since, bench 405, squat 405, dl 585, I want a decent squat

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>>41030067

>>41030580
holy kek

>>41032432
>legs skinner than my forearms
>appears to be tiny pants tucked into socks midway up the calf

gee i wonder why this nigga can't get girls.

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>>41032432
Jesus christ man

>>41032432
i feel so bad for this guy
also threw in the hashtag
god damn

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>>41031549
I really enjoy reading comments from people that have no idea what they are talking about. People think they know more than the experts that have studied AND used the bars. The bars are actually much safer and better on the body and joints than ridged steel bars. So go ahead and make fun of the bars and people using them because they are getting stronger and more powerful than you. So when James Harrison knocks the fool out of someone or C.J. Spiller runs over a big ole linebacker they will be the ones laughing. Go here if you really care about lifting to learn more http://www.tsunamibarbell.com/home/science-behind-the-product

>>41027891
>diag benching

fucking lost it

>>41028417
same

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>>41030580

>>41032510
>cj spiller runs over a linebacker

because that ever happened once, ever

>>41028321
>spotters biceps are literally two inches wide or so

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>>41028343
>oh shit, is he gonna commit suicide
laal

>>41026929
haven't lol'd in a long time.

>>41028167
>>41028337
Quarterly reminder: that photo is not OP, some anon just pulled it from somewhere on the internet. It doesn't even have the bald cap.

>>41028873
HOLY SHIT THIS IS MY GYM.

I call this guy Black Spiderman. He normally wears a spiderman shirt every day and sometimes some glasses that look like bug eyes.

He will climb on top of equipment and just stand there with his arms crossed like a superhero watching a crime ridden city. Sometimes he will just hang upside down.

He doesn't do it much anymore, I think he got kicked out too many times. I've thought about photographing him many times but had no idea if he'd flip out.

North Hollywood 24 hour fitness if you're curious.

>>41032727
>North Hollywood 24 hour fitness

I bet a lot of dick has been sucked in that locker room

>>41028524
>>41032197
It is 20 times worse with audio.

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>>41027999
Always gold.

>>41031591
It's an up and coming school. It's usually in the top 25 in the world if not top 15 in universities under 50 years old. Give it another 25 years and it's going to be have the best business school in Texas.

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>>41030580

>>41032767
I haven't seen any gay stuff, I think that happens a lot more in West Hollywood.

They took the TVs out of the locker room and the waiting area because I think a bunch of black dudes were hanging out all day watching them and being really loud and getting in fights.

>>41032809


Black people are funny when you're far away from them.

>>41030512
That's actually scary.

>>41031564
It's more about the feel of animalistic domination

>>41027949
>achieve 4 pl8 diddly
>name automatically appears in the annals of history
nice

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>>41030219
>Fri: date with jeff

>>41031399
it is trying to get it off

however it doesn't have the momentum at the top so it trys again and again. Until failure

the downside is its mean, the upside is that he will be the dominant alpha crab

>>41028439
What's the joke in this one?

>>41033530
You

>>41028981
this is actually how aboriginal women talk

>>41028244
Save me Lord, how have I not seen this before

>>41028395
The real autist is the guy in the blue shirt

>>41027175
Haha no

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>>41030400
that is so hot

>>41028439
this kills the /fit/

>>41028550
would join/10

>>41026677
I have 1pl8 OHP, 2pl8 bench, and I'm 20lbs from 3pl8 squat.

I'm fucking 1pl8 from 4pl8 DL though.

>>41028977
I got hard, no regrets.

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>>41033658
Is that so

>>41028418
>4pl8 front squat
>No safeties
He was asking for a broken pelvis

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>>41026518
>>41026456

>>41026677
i have all those things
4 pl diddly was the hardest as i'm 6'2

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Fresh OC from a thread that died within the hour.

>>41030219
>tfw actually started squatting to reach stuff off my lower shelves

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>>41026748
>kys yourself
rip in peace

>>41028551
Been here since 2006 there were never normal ppl here

>>41034171
I should not be this erect

>>41034377
First time I've seen one of my posts in a screencap. Feels good.

>>41026929

What's the verdict on drinking raw eggs?

>>41032432
Jesus, why would she do that? I mean there's not wanting to date, and there's being an asshole humiliating him on the internet.

>>41034602
In fairness, he's probably been a beta orbiter for 6 months or more by the time this photo was taken. She's probably trying to make it clear to him that she isn't interested without outright telling him. Sometimes you need to be an asshole to get rid of people.

>>41028321
Annoys me that s/he's smiling when taking the weights off, as if being such a weak faggot is something to laugh about

>>41034628
It's probably his first time benching. A lot of people overestimate how strong they are the first time. If he looked like a seasoned weightlifter he'd look like a way bigger dumbass. Same if he doesn't learn to bring the weight down after that.

>>41034667
I was talking about the spotter really, I wouldn't mind the guy smiling when he can't make it all the way up, everyone laughs off the're fails, but it annoys me that that skinny fuck is laughing because he can't even spot a bench properly.

>>41034628
Probably nerves/stress desu, in difficult situations/conflict I find myself laughing or smiling frequently - been told it is irritating but just my natural reaction to some situations.

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>>41034171
>mfw just arrived from the gym now and I could picture an specific guy doing this to me

>>41026896
Kek
This is good

>>41034377
forced and not really funny

>>41028524
>too many gains for his body to handle
made it

>>41030057
Kira pls leave

>>41027878
fucking kek'd

>>41034602
She's trying to let him down gently. She probably feels bad for him and wants to avoid directly telling him she's not interested.

>>41026677
Squat is the only one (besides GF obv.) that I haven't achieved, probably because my form was so shit for the longest time. Everything else was pretty natural to me

>>41026677
this isn't fuckin funny delet this now

>>41031618
>frog tech
ahh memories

>>41031247
why

>>41033586
because youre a newfag

>>41029665
Jujumufu openly states that he is on roids and that his level of body mass and agility is not natty attainable. So, no.

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>>41035080
On one hand, that's hilarious.

On the other one, fuck that cunt