How much do guys lie and how much do they tell you the truth?

>>41026185
>(you)^1000
I like the jiggle of my gf's butt. If he didn't like your butt he wouldn't play with it

Jiggle good

Post ass

>>41026185
He likes your ass jiggle.
I haven't even seen your ass jiggle AND I LIKE YOUR ASS JIGGLE.

If he didn't like it he wouldn't spank dat ass. He'd outright say that he thinks your ass is not hot or do things to minimize his exposure to it, not have a form of sexplay that is technically both domination + ass worship.

Now post your ass. I want to see what that lucky bastard is getting all of the time.

Post a photo so we can see what you're working with.

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>>41026185
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

>>41026204
Well, that makes sense I guess. But it couldn't be just because he wants the sex afterwards?

I'm the one who wants the spanking, see.

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>>41026251
This is why I don't fully trust guys. You just tell me jiggle is good because you want to see my ass. That's not going to happen.

>>41026289
You've got serious trust issues gurl

>>41026315
Well, I know how guys are. They do anything to get a sneak peak.

I just want honesty.

>>41026185
if this isnt bait you should just google some jiggle porn and see if we like it or not

>>41026289
is this a legit thread with a legit question? Cause all im seeing is a bunch of trolling so far.

>>41026341
>i just want honesty
>puts make up on every morning
>doesn't want to post ass jiggle to prove themself
>guys tell me exactly what they want
>this is why i dont trust men

sounds like a woman

>>41026346
Because I don't post a pic of my ass? Nice try.

Lmao, how do girls, with so much attention and offers from thousands of males every day, still manage to be insecure? Holy fuck.

If he says he finds it hot, he finds it hot. Get a grip for fucks sake.

>>41026369
>Lmao, how do girls, with so much attention and offers from thousands of males every day, still manage to be insecure?

Women are considered lesser humans for a reason anon.

>>41026185
He hates your jiggle and he knows it embarrasses you and he's trying to shame you into losing weight. Fatty

>>41026365
1. You're not that special.
2. You're not that good at trolling

choose one

>>41026363
Kek

>>41026185
I passed chlamydia and herpes to one of my gfs, told her she was the one to blame and broke up with here.

>>41026426
she probably believed it too.....

>>41026289
All I'm telling you is that most asses jiggle. Be they fat or the ass of a beautiful, healthy woman. If you can't give us at least a description of what you've got we can't help you here. The reason you started this thread was for validation, but you've given us nothing to validate.

>>41026426
You pig. I feel sorry for your gf, how could you do something like that?

Post ass, faggot

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>>41026438
yes she did, gotta love women, they'll believe anything when they're in love with you.


>>41026458
don't feel sorry for her, you don't know her, I made her mentally stronger, and now she's probably passing my diseases to some poor schmuck

>better ask the internet to confirm a sexist stereotype than believe my own boyfriend

Kys

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>>41026185
tits or gtfo

>>41026185
There is a marked difference between ass jiggle from fat and ass jiggle from nice glutes.

>>41026492
we gave her a pass for the ass

I spank my gfs ass like everyday. I like the way it feels and also how it jiggles. Its really satisfying

>>41026452
But why do you need to see my butt? I just asked generally if this is typically something guys lie about in relationships.

>>41026289
>>This is why I don't fully trust guys. You just tell me jiggle is good because you want to see my ass. That's not going to happen.

I don't want to see your ass because I wouldn't want MY gf posting her ass on a message board. But jiggle IS a good thing. Women shouldn't be hambeasts, but they should be soft and feminine.

>>41026512
Yes it is.

>>41026484
also I made her immune system stronger from all those pills she took

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>>41026204
>>(you)^1000
what is this retarded new meme

>>41026512
The fact that you don't see, that the answer to that wouldn't even help you, amazes me.
Like how does your thought process work?

>>41026512
>do guys lie about something they like to munch out on even though its gross?

you might as well ask if guys lie about liking sex as well.

What you should be asking is
>do guys lie about the relationship they're in?
>do they have one night stands if the option to not have anyone know about it stands?
Yes to both.

>>41026501
Hahaha, no. If it jiggles, it's fat. I can guarantee you that.

But yes, different butts jiggle differently. Mine is too soft obviously, since it jiggles pretty much from a spanking. At least that's what I think.

>>41026426
You did the right thing.

I like it when my gf's butt jiggles. I also cheat on her all the time.

>>41026540
^1000 means to the power of you fucking uneducated swine. It's not a meme it's mathematics.

Men like to slap a butt and see the jiggle. Just hardwired in the brain.

Now show that ass.

>>41026534
>believes supplementing immune system due to inability to naturally fight against a disease makes the immune system stronger

Do you also believe that your body gets stronger after getting off steroids?

Meanwhile her boyfriend knows about her trust issues and plans on ending it by having three prostitutes over. They all squat 2pl8 and he's gonna morse-code "i'm breaking up with you" by slapping their perfect asses and sending her the video.

>>41026512
He probably isn't lying if he's spending a lot of time hanging around down there. Trust me, if he didn't like it he would spank lighter like you asked him to. I can't say for certain, but logically he isn't lying. If he was he'd take every opportunity you give him to not play with it.

So, he doesn't just tell me he likes my jiggly ass because he still wants sex from me?

Isn't that a typical thing guys do?

>>41026289
>You tell me jiggle is good so you can see my ass
Yes. Because we like jiggling ass. Why would we lie about something we like so we can see something we dont like? That is illogical in every sense. Also, why do you think twerking, hip hop, and strip clubs are wildly popular?

>>41026578
I have no idea, med is not my field of expertise.

The number of responses to such a dumbass question saddens me

>>41026603
we can all see that

>>41026605
We just want to see that ass

>>41026592
Well, OK. Makes sense.

I guess I just don't understand what guys think is sexy about fat jiggling around.

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>>41026577
this

>>41026185
THis is either bait or youre retarded. Ass's are suppsoed to jiggle thats what makes them great. Ass's are made of fat not muscle. Any chick with a nice ass has a fat ass not a muscular one simple as that. Anyone whos ays otherwise is a fucking moron and a liar.

>>41026588
psycho bitch

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>>41026616
Now you remind me of my ex/gf, good job trying to get me irritated.

>>41026634
Oh my god, her butt is much bigger than mine. And you guys still find that sexy?

Well, you seem to like a fat butt. Which is really weird...

>>41026642
lol, thats pretty cute.

>>41026651
>i'll believe strangers over the internet
>my boyfriend may totally lie though

I really pity him

>>41026623
>Tits
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>Ass
Lol you're so unironically heterosexual you don't see the beauty of the female form. I can respect this I guess. I guess a ffm threesome ain't happening for your bf.

>>41026662
No, no like that. But someone who is very close to you might not always be completely honest.

It's much easier to be honest with strangers, that's why I ask here.

What is this homo bullshit?

>>41026185
How about posting a timestamp, you fucking idiot. There are no women on the internet

>>41026185
>seeking attention on a laotian lifting forum filled with bitter khv manlets
How insecure can you be?

>>41026671
Yeah of course I understand that. But my ass is not really firm. :/ At least I don't think so.

>>41026673
Then post ass, or proceed to Oblivion.

>>41026673
Then either post your ass, or trust your boyfriend nigger.

>>41026703
>>41026713
Why are you so desperate to see my butt? You'll never touch it anyway.

Also, I promise you it's nothing special.

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>>41026651
>>41026673
Everyone here is telling you that he likes it and you arent beleiving any of us.
Also
How is it news to you that guys like fat round buts? You have to be baiting or living under a fucking rock.

>>41026726
Because you asked if he was lying. No one can tell you if your ass is nice if you don't post it.

>>41026693
Firmness isn't like the end all be all for most men. It's like tits, decent size and perkiness is where it's at. You don't have to post YOUR ass but post an accurate facsimile so we can see what you're working with. Also diddlys, straight leg diddlys, and squats never made an ass look worse so you could work those just to help assuage your self consciousness if nothing else.

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>>41026185
not on my watch bitch.

>>41026289
>This is why I don't fully trust guys. You just tell me jiggle is good because you want to see my ass. That's not going to happen.
he spanks you because you are annoying with either trust issues or just looking for attention. Up next is donkey punching.

>>41026696
This is the optimal amount of jiggle. If your ass is bigger than this he probably doesn't like it.

>>41026726
I'm sure it's satisfactory. Post your ass please

>>41026726
>>41026741
Why do you even assume it's actually a girl, without seeing a timestamp first?

>>41026278
>nfpbbp

>>41026745
But I would feel guilty if I post my butt on the internet! It's such a shameless thing to do. You understand that, don't you?

>>41026588
You're very foolish if you can't think this through.


You're approaching it ideologically. You insistently believe that guys just always want sex with anyone (which I'm not surprised with how the narrative is pushed and how other guys have wide standards).


If he wants to have sex with you it's because he likes your ass.

You're not going to understand this because you are an ideologue that is trying to confirm beliefs rather than try to understand what's going on.

>>41026693
It doesn't matter. He likes it because it's HIS ass to play with. Try something new, and don't ask him to spank you for a month. When you fuck, if he continues to do it, you'll know for sure it doesn't bother him.

Also, if he knows you like being spanked, that's really what matters. He's doing it because he knows it gets you hot. He wouldn't be very willing to do it often if he hated it.

I've slept with a few girls of different sizes. Some had almost no ass, some had a huge ass, and others were right in the middle. I never spanked a chick and thought "omg that was so gross," I would be thinking exactly what I was saying "yeah, you like that you little bitch?" or whatever.

tl;dr stop being such a self-conscious pansy. It doesn't bother your bf. If it bothers you this much, DO SOMETHING about it.

>>41026784
You're not a girl, dude

Y A L L
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toastin in a roll bread

>>41026784
Just post your ass. Nobody will recognize you anyway

>>41026225

This man wise

Jiggle good

More jiggle more good

Make test level big

Post ass jiggle

>>41026813
You'll just see an ugly butt.

>>41026811
Probably, but ya gotta take some chances of you ever wanna see some real OC.

>>41026831
Post it.

>>41026831
That's for me to judge. Post your ass with a timestamp

Let us see your booty. I know you're kinda turned on by all the dicks that'll go hard because of you

>>41026763
Speak for yourself capt. cuck

>>41026831
This entire thread has been about validating your ass. Post and ye shall receive validation.

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>>41026841
I know I will regret this. >_<

>>41026880
Oh fuck yeah
That's perfect, what are you worried about

More plz

thicc butt > boobs >> flat ass

>>41026225
Me agree

>>41026880
Timestamp?

>>41026880
Your ass is great, stop worrying.

>>41026880
Jacking it to you now
My dick is hard for you, girl.
Post more

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>>41026880
Oh, you have nothing to worry about I think if this is actually you.

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>>41026540
Why would you save this?
Why would you post this?
Why would I click this?
WHY WOULD I WATCH ALL OF IT?

>>41026880
looks shit lol... your bf must have low self-esteem, you can find big bundas pretty easily these days.

>>41026603
Fucking disease riddled retard. Hope your nuts rot off

>>41026880
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>>41026880
That's an average ass, I've seen plenty worse.
The jiggle's probably completely average too, so jiggle on, you slut.

>>41026540
Was is happening here?

>>41026880
Your ass looks fantastic
Now tits with timestamp

>>41026880
I'd spank it, bite it a few times, then eat your asshole.

Happy, you stupid cunt? You have a nice ass.

>>41026903
I'm worried because as I've already said - it's not exactly firm. It jiggles quite a bit.

>>41026970
And men like the jiggle.

>>41026880
Now show dick. Don't forget timestamp

>>41026880
As average as it gets 2bh.

Women don't take care of themselves enough, man.

>>41026978
Yeah a little bit maybe. But when I can feel my whole butt shaking after each smack?

>>41026978
This is true.
>Would slap that pale ass red/10
>Don't care if op like it
>She gonna take it.

>>41026970
That's hot. Post a video of it :)

>>41027001
Post webm or video link of the jiggle so we can judge the jiggle amount then.

>>41026880
So average it's kinda funny
If you lose weight that bum will cease to exist so I don't suggest it

>>41026880
Look at me, Stacy. Who are you fooling ? You think i don´t know ? All the time in LoNdoN, you think i wouldn´t have noticed ? Seriously, who are you trying to fool ?

>>41026880
Average to fat. Not the good kind of fat. Nice stretch marks fatty. Hope your bf likes them too.

>>41026880
Do a little running for that ass and it will do great

>>41026880
Decent.

Maybe take this to soc next time. Fit is autistic about this stuff

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>>41027054
I told you it wasn't firm! :(

>>41027065
Don't listen to them.
Post more pics i wanna cum

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>>41026963
Surely, you don't actually believe OP is this woman?
Surely, you don't actually believe, until proven otherwise, that the OP is a woman at all

>>41027137
Couldn't care less if it is or isn't.

>>41026185
Ass jiggle is amazing during doggystyle, don't read into this sort of stuff too much.

Its nice when theres some muscle behind the fat to keep it perky and somewhat firm, but ass jiggle is undeniably hot. As long as there's no cellulite, its fine.

>>41027137
Why do you think I asked for the timestamp you dip

>>41027065
I know right :(

xD

>>41027176
I'm sorry, Anon, I'm sorry

>>41027172
>as long as there's no cellulite
>>41026880
Now that will be a problem.

>>41026880
Since I'm not a horny fucktard, I'm going to be very honest with you.

You have a flabby ass. The reason it's flabby is because it sags and it's not perky enough. It looks more like a square than a round apple.

But hey, if your bf likes your flabby butt, all good for him and for you.

Kek, OP fled.

>>41026880
that's a sad bum

>>41026381

Because men lie and change their minds on a dime. If a girl is told she's a 10/10 qt when you think you can fuck, but an ugly roastie niggerfucking whore if she says she isn't interested, then she might not feel all that secure in men's opinions of her.

>>41028011
>Because men lie and change their minds on a dime.
There a certainly honest dudes that don't and can stay committed to an idea and especially a woman. There are stories about men fighing armies and slsying dragons for a singular purpose/woman for a reason

>>41028923
Word, I have been married 10 years and would kill if I had to to keep my wife, I've always been faithfully. She gets nervous about me leaving her because she is a little bigger than we met (3 kids) but she is still beautiful to me, and I went from 220lbs skinny fat to a cut up 250 but I didn't do it to attract other bitches l, I did it for me and to keep her super attracted to me. There is something to be said about a sex life that's as good or better after 10 years than the first time. I'm not sure what my point was, but I would slay dragons for my wife.

>>41028923

Of course. Just like not all women are insecure, not all men lie. But the point I was trying to make is that many women have had the experience of being pedestalized and then denigrated, sweet talked and then bullied. Which makes it hard to trust compliments, especially from people you don't know well, who want something from you.

>>41028961

Being in love/married/committed to someone for a long time, who feels the same, who you've built or planned a life with, is very different.

Unfortunately it takes time to build trust and show honesty. And in that time, lots of women can become paranoid. Because they feel like they're to blame when a man hurts them. They're told they deserve what they get if they're unable to predict that someone is dishonest. They're told that there's no way that she'd have ended up in a bad situation, if she'd been 'smart enough' to look for the signs.

>>41026426
congrats on being a cunt, hope you burn in hell

>>41026289
fuck off entitled harpy cunt

>>41026289
Giving women the vote was a mistake

>>41027065

>Posts ass
>A dozen response saying /fit/ likes it, 2-3 go full fedora and "0/10 WOULD NOT BANG"
>Cherry pick the responses you want to be saddened by because you're insecure and can't take compliments

You're just hurting yourself at this point. If you ignore dozens and dozens of anons saying ass jiggle is sexy, you're not a concerned gf, just a ditzy masochist. I'm not sure what kind of weird self loathing game you're playing but it's not very sophisticated.

>>41026880
that's a man's ass

What does it matter to you, OP? Whether he is lying or if he doesn't slap hard enough to make it jiggle, either way, he's just pretending it isn't something that it is.

If it really bothers you to have a fat butt, why don't you do something to get rid of it.

>>41026185
I genuinely like slapping my girl's fat ass
but if it were too fat and I'd hate it, I'd absolutely would lie about it.

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>>41026540
I can't stop watching

>>41026880
ok now bitch, come and shit in my mouth

>>41026880

Is this actually an average ass?
I'm a virgin and it looks kinda gross.
Is that why I'm a virgin?

>>41026185
I love how this is fitness related.

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>>41026540
I was just eating.
Why would you post this?
Why would I watch this till the end... WHILE EATING?

I want to know this too. I have uneven and saggy boobs from weightloss. I hate them and I don't like to have sex without a bra. When I lie down they fall to the side when I am on top my boobs are just not that thight. But when I shower with my bf I can't wear a bra ofcourse. He asked me to remove the bra during sex but I just can't. I don't want him to be repulsed by my boobs. Can a guy be honest to me, should I just do as my bf says and remove the bra? Or keep it on? He does suck my boobs and stuff so he isnt really disgusted by them, he always says he loves how soft they are but that is when they are in the bra..

>>41033577

>making your bf have sex with you while you still wear a bra

Have women gone too far?

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>>41026185
Go see a therapist about your budding eating disorder senpai
Or go to /thinspo/ and embrace it

>>41033577
My buddy has the same problem with his girl.
You have no idea how much your piss your boyfriend off and irritate him with that behavior. Its a sex drive killer and mood ruiner.
If he said he wants you with your bra off, take your god damn bra off and stop being insecure little child.
That behaviour is equally unattractive on guys as its in girls, especially if youve been together for a while

Why you guys still reply to "thots" who don't post ass with timestamp?
By the way it's a guy

>>41026185
Yes, when a guy sees the opportunity to get his satisfaction in any way shape or form he will tell women anything, be super nice and smooth and all, I am a man and I am not going to lie, I would fuck essentially anyone if it didnt require much work so its basically just cost to benefit ratio.

>>41033577
You should wear a t-shirt too

>>41033684
this desu

like having sex with your socks on

proper rude

>>41026185
There are some lies to get laid.

My experience I find its more avoiding saying anything if I don't like something once in bed. Unless its something unavoidable like fucking hairy pussy.That case I don't eat it. Unless your guy is beta as fuck or you're a bitch, he'll probably tell/show you what he finds sexy.

Another example is one chick I was fucking suddenly starting BRAPPING every fucking time I stuck my dick in her. You'd think someone stuck a whoopee cushion + sound effects with how badly it was.

>>41033881
Virgin

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>>41033942
Got me good anon!

Pic related OP. 99.9% of the posters here would fuck her no questions asked.

>>41026540
why the fuck did my cock get rock hard?

my girlfriend is like 50kg and I fucked her yesterday, wtf is with my sex drive?

>>41033995
Take away those leg stubs or whatever and im down

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>>41026880

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