Food

>>41025505
Learn to cook / 10

Dude, i’m gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and disgusting compared to my meal. and I’m being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was previously in cans. you’re a fucking joke dude, and im dead fucking serious get a real family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fucking time, and has a million dollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont ever post your fucking poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuck again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fucking faggot.

>>41025527
b-but why don't you like it?

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What kind of diet are you on?

>>41025539
Relax, anon.

>>41025505
The fuck is that man? It looks like you too a bunch of potentially "healthy" ingredients, and just threw them in a bowl together.

>>41026060
don't you really know what it is? How old are you?

>>41025505
Black coffee and water. I'm going to workout in a tick and I needed the boost.
Also, what's going on there? Is that just a few simple ingredients and stuff you were in the mood for thrown into a crockpot or are you still cooking something?
Oh and don't show that too /ck/. They'll follow you back here and just descend on this board and leave this place a ramsey meme littered smotten ruin.

>>41026140
Nope, that's all I cooked. There's a lot of rice in the bottom, though.

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>>41025505
Looks really nice OP, it only need to have the right spices and it's gonna be really tasty, plus them macros.

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>>41025505
Looks good, op. Looks low calorie. Pic related is my 99 calorie meal. I'm going to have it again for dinner tonight.

>>41026311
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>>41025505
that meat (chicken?) looks raw as fuck

>>41026361
Looks like salmon

>>41026094
What's age got to do with your dish?

Just from the picture, it looks like:
-Some type of fish
-Carrots
-Broccoli
-Rice
-Some type of potato?
-Half a turnip?
-A random boiled egg

Literally no seasoning.

>>41026373
How on earth can you even tell if there's seasoning or not, you autist?

>I can't see black specks so it's not seasoned!

>>41025505
Did you really need to combine potatos and rice?

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>>41025539
>being this high

>>41026373
It has some salt and chile pepper

>>41026398
Because I actually know how to cook so I can tell if something is seasoned or not you idiot. If that food is seasoned, I can guarantee the only season used was probably salt. MAYBE a little garlic and/or onion powder if I'm being generous about it.

>>41026420
I didn't eat the rice, it's just that I didn't want to wash more dishes, so I used the pot where I cooked the rice as a plate.

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What's the verdict on this, or protein cereal in genera?

>>41026451
>I know how to cook
>this means I can instantly tell if it's seasoned

Sure fucking thing, buddy.

>>41026472
>wheat based cereal

Never. It will not keep you full and 3/4 of a cup of cereal is fucking nothing.

>>41026472
>>41026488
this. buy plain puffed brown rice, then add a high protein cereal on top of that. you get way more volmue.

>>41026477
Prove me wrong then fag.

>>41026511
Prove you wrong how? The OP already said he used salt and chili powder you dumbshit.

>>41026519
what would you add to my awesome dish, then?

>>41025505

It looks really nice op, don't pay attention to the retards.

I'd not put the potatoes in there I think, and I normally use brown rice, but asides that, it looks tasty.

Did you steam it?

>>41026548
Garlic, lemon, cracked pepper, some turmeric on the rice

>>36167278

Please somebody tell this fucking idiot that his meal is all sugar.

>>41026336
what even is?

>>41025505
egg isn't grey...pretty impressed desu desu

>>41026582
a bowl of tuna with a chopped pickle, chopped onion, pepper, lemon juice and mustard mixed in. It's 99.5 calories.
It's like tuna salad but minus the calories from mayo and double the flavor.

>>41026562
>lemon

Shit, I never use lemon. But I guess you're right, my mother always add some olive oil and lemon to the salads, do you think that's okay?

>Garlic

I don't like garlic, fuck you.

>Cracked pepper

It's expensive.

Anyways, I really don't care about taste. I never add any spices, it's a hassle...


>>41026557
>Did you steam it

Nope.
>>41026589
>egg isn't grey

What do you mean by that?

>>41026652
Olive oil is good.

>doesn't like garlic
Scum

>cracked pepper is expensive

What 4th world country do you live in?

>>41026663
Actually I don't know if it's expensive, I've never eaten cracked pepper, just pepper powder.

>>41026722
Is there an adult I can reply to instead of you?

>>41026740
Nope, I'm sorry, I live alone.

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>>41026740
here is this better

>>41026311
MOOOODS

>>41026311
is that a man or a woman?

>>41026837
this is why people think vegetables are disgusting

>>41027067
>people think vegetables are disgusting
Are you literally retarded?

>>41027067
That looks freaking delicious bro who thinks that's disgusting?

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>>41026722
I'm sure you can find one of these. The top has little grinder on it.

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yummy dindin lads

>>41026837
looks good as fuck.

is that just bacon with veggies though?

>>41027428
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

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fucking hate cutting season lads

>>41026837
You need some rice and yum yum sauce on that, lad. I can only guess some of you are manlets if you have to cut so many calories.

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>>41025505
Chef reporting in

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>>41027468
yes veg and bacon , I fell for the keto meme , pic is egg salad

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>>41025539
>poverty dinner

>>41028464
that many cherry tomatoes is borderline too much sugar for keto

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>>41027585
>cutting
>all that bread