healthy snacks

>>41024715
>Monster

Cant tell if shit tier bait, or just retarded.

>>41024733
Both

>>41024733
tell me exactly what is so bad about my food if the rest of my meals are on point.

and dont give me the "hurr durr look at nutrition label"-bullshit.
I want studies and shit.

>>41024715
monster is fine mcchicken is bad

>going to walmart
>not getting McDoubles

Brah, get 4 of those bad boys. ~1600 calories and 100g of protein

>>41024801
this isn't how it works

you can't be so demanding when asking for help

smeghead

nice m8 i like your style. I get a chicken sandwich or two double cheese burgers, a fry and a dr pepper when I go to macdoogles

>>41024844
thing is I started this thread as a bait/troll but had to give me this retarded shit response.
you cant imagine how often I have seen someone post something like that without actually backing their shit up. shit starts to get me mad after a while.

>>41024859
>makes bait threads
>gets mad at replies

pretty good b80ng m80

>>41024715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hS4IRJ-Xa8c

you drink monster -- you'll be a monster.

>enter chas

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>>41024859
>tries to bait
>baits himself
>also eats shit food
>is almost definitely fat

>>41024715
Sexy keeb

No calories no problem

The Dolans tho, that shits bad

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>>41024715
>he fell for the mechanical keyboards meme
>he fell for the audio interface meme
>he fell for the sip meme
>he fell for the McDonalds meme

>>41024715
What can I snack while watching TV? I like to eat something, anything while watching TV. I usually snack on some candy of 100-150 cals for a 30min episode, which fits my macros most of the days, but they are mostly carbs/sugar. Is there an alternative which has more protein and is also cheap? Protein bars are expensive...

>>41026590
cans of tuna in spring water. Slice up some chicken breast.

>>41026742
>in spring water

The fish is dead, regular water will do just fine.

>>41024715
ultra monster is 10 cals u tard
nothing is zero calories
nothing is free in life

>>41026788
Only the colored ones. White sips are <1 cal because they have no flavorings added.

>>41026788
>being autistic over 10 calories
You'd need to drink 350 of those things to gain a single pound. At that point I'd worry more about your health and your wallet than about a single pound of fat

>>41026590
almonds

>>41026825
Almonds are awful for you. Bees and shit die in them and form around the body.

>>41026836
[citation needed]

>>41026854
https://www.google.com/amp/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57bc3dc5e4b03d51368a989a/amp

>>41024715

no there is absolutely nothing healthy in that meal. surely you are not this stupid?

But CICO ?? XDXDXDXDXD all that matters bro! calories in calories out i read the sticky!

>>41026887
t. Mad cutfag that can't bulk on 12 lbs of taco meat and hot sauce a day

>>41026886
>https://www.google.com/amp/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_57bc3dc5e4b03d51368a989a/amp
what the fuck? did you just post a random article hoping I wouldnt open it? there is not a single word about almonds in this article.

>>41026958
It's right in the fucking title you loser

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>>41026983
One of us is retarded and I'm positive it's not me.

>>41027050
Almond is another name for figs.

>>41026349
OP the typa nigga to join a pyramid scheme

>>41027055
Oh ok. You were right then, I'm sorry. I feel stupid now

>>41026590
Carrots.

>>41024715
Hallo germananon. Du hast keine schwester die ich fucken kann.

>>41026590
I usually just pop some popcorn and sprinkle some vanilla protein powder on top

>>41027438
Insh'Allah you will speak the infidel language no more. Germany is ours now.

>>41024715

>mostly protein

It's mostly fat. If it comes from mcdonalds it is not healthy, period.

>>41024715
Verkauf' das Preamp, du wirst es niemals schaffen.

>>41024715
Mariniere deine Mahlzeit broohda

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>>41024733

bro, have a s i p p

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>>41024715
Good taste. For me it is the McChicken®, the best fast food sandwich.

>>41026742
Macro wise tuna would be idea, but I'm not sure I can rawdog it on the couch day after day

>>41026825
Good, but pretty high calorie

>>41027430
I'd have to boil them, raw carrots are too hard for my taste. My teeth hurt easily.

Nothing but bad carbs (medium-high gi) on the chicken breading and bread.