ITT: reasons why we lift

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im a girl btw

So I can look big and intimidating while wearing an anime t-shirt

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It will be the ultimate cucking.

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>>41022070
One day I'll look like you senpai... One day

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Wishing that someday I will be someones reason to lift

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>>41022115

How can one look so swole and autistically weaboo at the same time is beyond me

>>41022103
Not if I beat you to it.

>>41022117
I'll lift for you anon
>no homo

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So that I can look like this ( but less hairy )

>can't get girl without lifting
>thinking he will get one if he starts lifting

topkek my friend. time would be better spend doing social stuff and learning how to socialize instead of rotting away at the gym staying autistic

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for the slime god

>>41022594
Goo walkin' on bitches. All day every day.

>>41022578
more like Lauren Wouldberry am I right

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>>41022585

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Feelsbadman.

>>41022570
Spotted the retard amerifat.

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>>41022662

>>41022662
>>41022680
Right in the fukken feels breh
Pls let me have a qt like moosefix

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>>41022070

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>>41022721
She's taken breh. ;__;

>>41022594
>>41022606
fuck you both and keep him out of my games.

>>41022578
she is so....... average? why do underage mutants lust over her

>>41022876
I think the >lequirky, pale skin, and her being 4'9 or something is the attraction.

She's hobbit tier.

>not doing everything for the glory of mankind.


(a qt would be nice, but they tend to get in the way)

>>41022070
i lift to look good, keep myself active and high energy and to eventually get bitches
also my fields of work tend to be physical so it helps me get through that 1-15 hour shift

>lifting for women
Why? Why not just lift for yourself?

>>41022876
beautiful voice and optimal fat %

>>41022894
>lequirky
this is nothing but a negative in insecure women

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>>41022680
>>41022662
>>41022843
Can moose shills please leave?

>>41022922
spoken like a true beta

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>>41022905
pffft

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>>41022937
No.

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>>41022964
spoken like a true tryhard wannabe alpha

>>41022987
I'm 6'4" and lift. not slayer tier but i sure as hell dont feel attraction to chvrches tier trash

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>>41022136
its just because of his glasses and haircut he used to look better when he was 18

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>>41023002
you sure got insecure and defensive fast bro

>>41022070
to impress my cat, johhny johnson

>>41022729
Who is this dude?

>>41023028
keep projecting. you called me out so i justified myself. keep lusting after solid 5/10s and falling for manufactured "quirks" fag.

>>41023155
warmfreshpaint
likes to shit in diapers but hes hot as fuck

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>>41022070

Unironically this, even though I'm fucking 5'4" so I'll never get that scary looking buff guy dude.

>>41022088

And this too, but I swear I'm not a weeb.

>>41022964
nothing wrong with that faggot

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>>41023211
Yes. There is nothing wrong with that.

>>41023157
get some self awareness mate this is just pathetic

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>>41023228
>self awareness

to clear things up;

I browsed /mu/ for 9 years. You think I don't know the average poster is unattractive and uses music to build their personality because they can't improve their physical appearance/stature? Why do you think you/the average poster so aggressively tries to whore their pretty personality charts filled with semi-obscure rym-core or shill their lastfm/rym/ shit nobody cares about? to try to stand out in personality because they certainly can't do that by looks or status.

So naturally such people would all fall for shit like mayberry, even though she has a fucking horrible fake personality on top of being average.

and don't try to project and call others "pathetic' for seeing past that shit. /mu/ is fucking gay as shit now and only a former shell of what it once was.

>>41022623
Let out a verbal kek, thanks anon.

>>41023265
fucking THIS

>>41022117
I will dedicate my next lifting session to you. We will make it breh.

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Always and forever

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Something to fill the void with

I lift to avoid having tackle my crippling confidence issues and self doubt by appearing outwardly attractive, social and in control. Just like the rest of you.

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Her

>>41022286
you are doing god's work.

I lift for health, confidence, some fun, and for partners. Although I'd rather have a nice big strong muscle breh notice my gains than a girl

>>41022115
>>41022136
he looks like a swole gaben imo

i love it when girls stare at me and i pretend to give a fuck. Same with the boys.. they feel insecure and bad for being lazy trash. good appearance is everything

>>41023602
>Although I'd rather have a nice big strong muscle breh notice my gains than a girl

this, I probably get more confidence over a guy checking out my physique than a girl mirin

girls don't know anything about lifting

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>>41022070
I do it for him.

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>>41023460

>>41023649
That's not an only technically legal boy you can cheat on your wife with Hanson.
That's a legal, pubescent, and very fertile woman.

>>41023385
<3

>>41023625
Yeah, you get what I meant. Now tell me how much bigger your gains are.

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>>41022905
my nigga

>>41023265
I've never been to /mu/ before

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>>41022578
My dude

>>41022894
she's 4'9?

FUCKING DROPPED

>>41022876
she is petite and has a somewhat cute face. that makes her legible for lonely autisms to obsess over her.
she is 7/10 - kinda cute

>>41024083
she's fucking justin long now from what I've seen on mu
he's a chad

because l hate myself

>>41024109
I don't care about celebrities, I have no interest in pursuing somebody just because i've seen them looking presentable online. anybody that does is an autism

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>>41023635

>>41024125
a trip fag on mu literally fell in love with her and had to get over her

>>41022578
she is so qt it makes my heart hurt

>>41022675
i'm german nt

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>>41023603
hes a chad that fucks cardio bunnies

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For him. I have to become strong for him.

>>41022937
honestly, moose is really ugly to me...

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>Be me
>23
>Come from a poor family
>Middle child
>My mum and dad split when I was young
>Rarely see my dad
>As middle child tend to go unnoticed
>Fed less than my sibling all throughout my life because of circumstances with money
>Get ripped on by everyone for being skinny
>My mum had twins with my stepdad which made things even tighter
>Be past year
>Sick of being Lanklet and start lifting
>My step dad tells me I'll never make it without steroids like he did
>He didn't taper off and now has tits and is a fat Manlet
>mum tells me there's no point because my uncles were the same until they were 25 and their metabolism slowed
>other family members just laugh at me and call me stupid when ever I go gym (4 times a week)
>Only my dad believes in me but I see him once a month
>none of them have jobs for various stupid reasons that make no sense
>I'm actually making gains despite being a hard gainer
>put on 4kg in 4 months but the gains aren't noticeable to anyone yet
>They still laugh as they sit their stuffing their faces with crisps and biscuits watching X factor shit on TV

I'll fucking make it and laugh at them. Already moved out of that toxic shit hole.

>>41024320
yeah brandon got really caught up on her it's sad that he fell for her like that but he fucked things up for himself for doing that bullshit for 3 years
she knew who he was, knows his cousin, and some people he knows from mopeds and i feel he has some really deep regret finding that out
he's been posting on /fit/ on and off for about a year and a 1/2 and chvrches has had a almost 5 year career now and if he was serious he would have lost weight by now and had the body of a god but knowing him he does everything 1/2 ass

>>41025000
Go for it nigger, i believe in you. I almost same as you, i couldn´t even go to college before i have saved enough money for me from working. Fuck growing up in poor family. Same with lifting, no protein at all when growing up.

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>>41024490

>>41022729
This

>>41025000
trips of destiny

you are gonna make it
we are all gonna make it

stay away from /fraud/
eat like a champion
gains will show in time you tall bastard, keep it up

>>41025094
she'll settle down, get fat, and fade into obscurity like the rest of them. seems like she's already started with that bag of cheese puffs

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I lift for Bagatha.

>>41025335
they look 12

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>>41022070
I lift for beach

>>41022919
the only person that matters

>>41023625
yeah man, girls don't have a clue about gains

>>41025395
>whale getting sent back to the ocean

>>41025210
>>41025078

Thanks anons.

I'm gonna make it. I'm gonna fucking make it!

I hope you guys do too

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>>41025374
Legal in the US.

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For the dark gods

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I know anons like to joke about my wife's son etc

>Be me 26
>Major autists reporting for duty
>Never thought I could make it but gains gave me a confidence boost and the muscle disguised the rest of my shit personality
>Meet a QT3.14 one night in a bar
>Short blonde with blue eyes and nice smile
>End up hitting off somehow
>Go back to hers
>She's not like the rest as we don't end up banging
>We end up talking for hours, it feels different
>Get her number and head home after a while
>She texts me asking to meet where she drops a bomb shell on me
>She's a mother to a 4 year old boy
>At first I panic thanks to you guys
>But decide I'll see it through and give her a shot cause I like her that much
>Weeks go by and we're hanging out more, I'm staying over
>I get more used the kid being about
>He's actually funny for his age and not annoying
>Often copies me posing and flexing his muscles
>Finally work up the courage to ask a real personal question
>Where's his father?

-cont-

>>41025723

>He's an absolute asshole apparently
>Cheated on gf while she was pregnant and she gave him another chance for the kids sake
>Never went to work, and ended up cheating again after the kid was born
>He sees his son once a month
>That day rolls around and I'm there when he comes to collect
>He sees me and goes ape shit
>Screaming that she should be looking after the kid and nothing else
>Autistically pipe up
>"She does look after me"
>I'm told to go inside before I make things worse by gf
>After 10 minutes of arguing he leaves but not with the kid
>Just left the child in the middle of the street crying
>Haven't seen him in years now or even heard from him
>A year later gf and child moved in with me
>A year after that I proposed

-cont-

>>41024616
Are you fighting pedophiles

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>>41025335
>>41025613

>>41025778

>A year after that gf is diagnosed with cancer
>Luckily we catch it quick and is treatable and she went into remission
>We end up getting married
>In front of all of our friends and family I get down on one knee again
>Ask to adopt anon jr
>Both of them say yes
>At this point anon jr was calling me dad out of his own choice anyway
>He'd been looking to me as a father figure for a while
>He asks to workout with me and I gave him 5lb weights
>We go on short runs with the dog together
>He eats healthily and wants gains
>We play games together
>Watch movies together
>Wife goes to work and he's happy to just hang out with me
>It's a great feeling
>I'm just happy to know that I'm a positive influence on him

Tl;dr my wife's son doesn't know his father and I lift so that I'm a positive influence on him

>>41025869
cool story friend

don't forget to teach him knowledge about (((the bad people)))

>>41025950

He already knows about the Jews anon

>>41025976
how long you've been together.your wife goes to a gym?

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>>41025869
>>41025778
>>41025723
Sorry anon, admitting you act like a cuck but pretending you aren't one isn't going to work. Cuck.

>>41026009

We've been together for almost 7 years

>>41026064
Have you had sexual relations at all yet?

>>41026183

No.

But I do watch her and her friend on camera

>>41025869
I'm sure lots of people give you shit for all of this, but I just wanted to tell you thank you for being a decent human being that is able to go past prejudices and social pressure in order to find happiness for others and yourself.

Godspeed Anon, you're gonna make it.

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This is unironically me. I swear someone stalked me for years and wrote about it. I lift to be a /fit/ter version of my old self but still the same personality wise

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>>41025094
Fuck she's so perfect

>>41026353
>her friend Tyrone and his homeboys.

>>41022070
Protect my family, immasculate other men.

>>41025000
YOU GOT THIS HOMIE

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>>41025869
awww, this is awesome! Really awesome. Kids are so sensitive and impressionable so i'm glad that they got someone like you who actually cares <3

I exercise for a number of reasons. It helps me ward off intense negative feelings, be attractive and healthy, and also because I work in a high risk industry where risk of assault/rape/murder/gun violence is high I just want to be able to fight, flee or defuse potentially lethal situations.

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And Hitler.

>>41023028
You gonna be in prison for life bro

>>41027034
that's not me

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>>41022070

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>>41022103
I too lift for dogs anon

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>>41027180
All time favorite meme right here

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>>41022070
crippling self loathing and body dysmorphia

>>41022970
What's her real name? I imagine I won't find any pics of here by googling moose.

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>>41022070

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For a night with these 2. Yes i know they are not the prettiest but still.

>>41022070
>a man-faced hipster broad

>>41022977
WHEW

I remember all the positivity and genuine encouragement I've gotten from people here and I dont want to let you down. I screencap them from time to time and look at them when I'm feeling down. I lift for you /fit/, because I love you.

>>41022076
is that a pornstar i think i jerked off to her last month. (each month i do a different race jerking off to)

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>>41022919
>yourself
>self

pick none

>>41025869
the "wife's son" is a meme-warning about getting taken advantage of. it doesn't sound like you got taken advantage of anon, but it does sound like you've had a positive impact and that is admirable

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99.9% of you don't even lift like wtf is this bullshit

>>41027626


uff what a hottie

how can modern women even compete?

>>41023823
>being attracted to a feminist

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I started balding when I was 14 (thanks dad) and fuck you if you think I'm going to be fat and bald at the same time. I have the Vegeta hairline, tho, so when my hair is short it doesn't look that shitty.

>yes, its about compensating, nigga, I'm fucking balding over here

>>41027474
the one on the right is
you got any nudes?

i lift because i care about my body, that's it

>>41027195
is that snoop dogg?
he's growin a bit of a nose

>>41027658
some feminists are actually cool
it's the bull dkye man hating ones that suck

>>41027474
>>41027678
isn't that johnny depp's daughter

>>41025723
as long as its not a 1/2 nigger mongoloid its not the worst thing in the world..However, the nigger child and white coal burner deserve to rot and starve in the street like the diseased animals they are. And any white man who even dreams of taking care of one deserves to be decapitated.

nice story tho cuck

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>>41022570

Initially I started lifting for girls and a sport that I played at the time.
Now I lift because I don't really have anything else to do, since my social life is almost nonexistant. I also genuinely enjoy it.

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>>41028248
>Now I lift because I don't really have anything else to do

To feel pain somewhere besides my heart

>>41026991
>lifting for a slut who gives it up after one drink

>>41022088
unironically this. im trying to find a good one piece tank but i cant find any

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TO RULE THE WASTELAND

>>41028352
Whatcha doin', rabbi?

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>>41022070
im a guy btw

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>>41028440
There's this gigantic swole nigra at my gym that sometimes wears a Houkago Tea Time shirt. I don't want to reveal my power level to him, since he scares me a bit.

>>41022970
She has a tumblr. It's moosefix. Just go into her me tag

>>41027583
lel, would lel again

>>41028477
post moar of his physiqu pls.

No homo, 5'6 roider reporting in.

Goal body.

>>41028477
what kinda trackpants are these though? please anybody have the type?

>>41026031
And you'll die alone. Have fun with that.

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>>41022070
>there are people on this board that doesn't lift for Toshino Kyoko.

>>41023625
>>41023602
>>41023687
>>41025424
Fags

>>41028520
>So huge that you can wear a Keion shirt in public and not be questioned about it
Goals. Pic of shirt?

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To protect the smiles of my waifu and husbando.

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>>41028666
>attempting to get me to snap a picture of a menacing weaboo negro in public
Nice try, Satan. It'd be Mad Thad with an extra hundred pounds of muscle, and I like my boipucci the way it is, thanks.

>>41028700
I mean find the shirt online or something, no need to creep on giganigga

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>>41022070
Her smile

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>>41028723
Closest I can find is this

>>41022115
When yo boy's strength stat goes up +100

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>>41028744
FUCKING
STOP

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>>41025000
we're all gonna make it brah

>>41028589
>>41028589
>>41028589
>>41028589
>>41028589
>>41028589

>>41025000
I believe in you anon

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Because I will never be good enough for my boyfriend. I have to become good so he will love me back instead of constantly being emotionally and sexually unavailable and rejecting me.

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>>41022070
To prepare for the European race war. I hate muslims so god damn much

>>41028812
Try to stop me, weakling

>>41027677
same here mane, except i started balding at 22, and now, by 25, i just shave my shit.

just wanted to ask dude, how short do u cut it?

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>>41028967
>muh whores
>muh sodomites
>muh drugs
>muh big government
YEAH BRO FUCK PEOPLE WITH MORALS AND STANDARDS MUH CUMMIES AMIRITE

>>41028967
the get out of europe, u think all teh muslims want u tehre? ur some weak sissy white in a place taht was always muslim, stop trying to change what is in its nature.

>>41028609
Projection, you settled for less because of your own fear senpai.

>>41029015
Oh man, I don't really know how to call it in English. I just go to my barber and tell him to use the hair clipper to trim my hair with the "number 8", I think that refers to the "guide comb" or something like that. Then when I feel I have too much hair and go and get my head trimmed again.

If its too hot I just shave my head.

>>41029029
I've been saying forever that thirsty niggers are the real problem.

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>there are people that don't lift for their waifu
Weak.

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>>41022070
I lift for The Duke.

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>>41029144
>lifting for cartoons

>>41029099
>thirsty niggers
You mean cheap potheads?

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>>41029285
>pic
Y-You take that back! You bastard!

>>41025000
stay strong fitbro

>>41022070
>I lift for a 7/10

>>41028812
Let me dream

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>>41029337
>implying you could protect her

>>41029359
You fucker. Cease.

actually kinda upset/10, which is pretty pathetic.

>>41029072
That wasn't even the original poster. You need to get out of the basement sometimes.

>>41025869
You are more of a man than a lots of people. Good on you bro.

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>>41029211
There just aren't enough badass role-models these days. You must be an oldfag. I respect it.

There used to be a network called Grit that I could pick up on the antenna for free. Played all sorts of badass movies where the main character was alpha as fuck. Good times.

Now its Justin Bieber and a bunch of faggots prancing around.

>pic related
Its who I lift for.

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To find my limits and surpass them, to go beyond.
Women are a waste of time and take over your life when you could be improving yourself without any hindrances.

>>41027583
whats the current one?

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>>41029370
Maybe if you learned how to fight instead of just getting a pump at the gym, you could have prevented this.

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>>41029410
>YAMETEE!!

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>>41029352
no, I lift for a 10

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I'm preparing for my pilgrimage to Delray to witness the 'ments and be initiated as a pisstrooper

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>>41029427
There there, Anon. It couldn't`t be helped. You were just too weak to stop them.

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>>41029466
N-no, not again...

>>41025000
the force is with you

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>>41029472
Honestly, you`d be better off training harder and forgetting about her. She`s used goods, and you`re better than raising your wife`s son. Find yourself a good girl who doesn't whore herself out to anybody who comes along.

(This finishes your autistic motivation for the day)
Also
>again
Gonna need that story, my man

>>41025000
Great work man, Keep it up

>>41029493
I pushed away a girl I loved and who loved me wholeheartedly because I was weak and insecure. I train so that I may not be so weak if I find myself in a similar situation again. I train so that I may open myself to people again. That's it, not that bad really.

>>41025869

You have courage.

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Because I don't want to disgust people with my weakness.

>>41025000
Keep it up, anon

>>41027656
basic bitch by today's standards.

>>41029036
you cant even spell you subhuman piece of shit. you and your people should be thrown into the middle of the ocean

>>41029448
albino cosplayer

>>41029633

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Keeps me from wanting to kms

>>41025869
wait till the wife fucks you over

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>>41022070
I lift so that i can eat my favorite meal in public without shame

>>41029633
>animeposter
>only dubs
Well, you fucking failed. I expect a legitimately edgy picture and quads next time.

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>>41029831
>>only dubs

I don't see you doing any better.

>>41029925
>>41029633
>naruto posting
While I agree that your reason for lifting is good, your taste is horrendous.
Also, gateway anime of the worst kind etc.

>>41028700
this faggot out of jail yet?

>>41025869
>Wife goes to work
I hope you're gainfully employed as well good sir.

>>41029080
no that makes perfect sense actually, though i would say ur doing pretty good if ur at number 8. every other week (or really when im not feeling too lazy) i shave my head, and i always go with number 1.

>>41029761
we own the ocean too whats the big deal jew worshipper?

>>41028613
That's me

>>41022115
Shit filthy Frank got swole

>>41025000

may the force be with you.

>>41030177
No the seas belong to america as it has the largest navel forces in the world. Face it without oil every muslim country on earth would be a third world shithole.

>>41025869
wow...so glad you're a REAL man and stepped up to the plate another man left on the table...

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>ywn dominate young Nat

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Why I lift

>>41023385
Didn't she get a nosejob?

>>41030771
for damaged dirty bitches that'll never really love you and will always be on the verge of leaving?

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>>41023460

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230kg squataroo, after that I'll probably just kill myself

>>41025000
you're making it because you are doing it alone anon

>>41024963

her personality seems really annoying

>look at me boys I lift weights!

she's got fatceps lol

>>41022070
i enjoy being stronger and having a better looking body. I also enjoy doing (olympic) weightlifting recreationally. i also believe it contribues greatly to having better health late in life.

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>>41022070
Because I want to be able to walk onto this boat and have these bitches begging me to suck on their toes if it means they get to feel on my abs and chest.

It's a lifestyle. Getting /fit/ is litereally changing your life. No more fat bitches. No more bottom of the barrel.

>stop lying. You have to be at least average faced to still get girls

Thank god I'm average faced. The more and more cut I get, the more girls I'm getting. The more matches on tinder I get. The more stares and the more girls check me out. The more the frat guy's girlfriends glance back at me while they're holding hands with their bf who has a dad bod and a drinking problem.

They want alpha.
They want sexy.
They want /fit/

>>41022070
If I didn't my life would be a sad mess.
Literally
>Eat
>sleep
>school
>runescape
>Gains
That's it. I don't do anything else

>>41022876
she's not that cute, and her personality and music blow. waifufags at /mu/ are real annoying my fren

>>41022070
To stand a chance when the apocalypse begins and convince demons to fight for me.

>>41031680
They'll be too busy fucking the dude who owns the boat to care about you.

>>41031826
I forgot to mention I'm not poor.

>>41031865
Gib mone pls

>>41028471
https://soundcloud.com/sudden-death-music/sudden-death-somnium-sound-marauders

>>41022076
kool bby, want some fuck?

lesbos dont exist.

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I lift for
>Strength
>Aesthetics
>Confidence
>Having a dominating presence

But I especially lift for
>Skinny Brunette White Girls

MAKE WHITE GIRLS STICCs AGAIN

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Swagatha!

>>41029450
Jason has some pretty sthetic wheels

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>>41025395
>I lift to slam hamplanets
You are part of the fat acceptance epidemic

>>41027583
How many races do you recognize?

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>>41022070
To look like a monster in a crop top.

I'm a guy btw.

>>41022680

She has a fantastic frame. I'd love to see how she would respond to anavar

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>>41022070

I like the idea of being able to snap someone in two over my knee

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>>41028609
and you wont? Please, in the end, we're all alone inside our heads and bodies.

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>>41033472
Bane?

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>>41033520
We're not. We're having a great time. And you are not invited.
Get out of my head.
Get out
Get out
Get out
Get out
Get out

Get out
Reeeee

>>41025000
I back you, anon, just keep at it. Was in a similar situation where the majority of my friends didn't believe in me, but now they're complementing my gains.

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>>41033584
don't worry friend, it should actually be freeing to know you don't have a choice. You will have ups, you will have downs. What you do, ultimately, does not matter. You will die alone and you will be forgotten. Try to make the best of it.

>>41027943
I think those two are from the Kevin Smith film yogahosers

>>41022286
don't do it. i look fucking fat in every pair of jeans and i'm sick of wearing leggings everywhere like a lazy piece of shit

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>>41022070

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I want to be the most aesthetic loser the world has ever seen.

>>41028958

a-are you me? ;_;

>>41022662

Those are Victoria Secrets pajamas. My wife has a pair.

>>41030771
She could be a 10 if she actually gave a fuck...

reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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I lift for her.

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>>41025000
We are going to make it anon have strength

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Literally the only thing I care about is bagging the girl with the biggest tits I can find. Strictly care about size.

That's why I lift.

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I lift for the br0s 0n 7h3 'ch0n

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I wanted to be more /fa/ but I don't have the money to afford pretty clothing.
So instead, I lift to make basic clothing fit me better.

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I want to be strong so I can be reliable, like Braum
[spoiler]The darker the night, the brighter the stars.[/spoiler]

>>41025869
Good male role model.

Single mothers make fucked up children so good on you for bailing her and her son out.

Good luck bruh.

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>>41027447
I forget. Pretty sure reverse image search still works though. She has a tumblr.

http://moosefix.tumblr.com/

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>>41022070

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>>41022070

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>>41022070
So I can fight in the upcoming racewar

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>>41025869
>wife's son

>>41035957
these guys get high and eat pizza each night

enjoying your chicklen BREAST

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>>41022070

>>41031680

Yeah I remember my first year of lifting too

Lift for yourselves you fucking tools

>>41036294
The dudes have basically castrated and sterilized themselves with the amount of gear they've been on since they were 16 years old.

They can basically eat an entire cow in a single sitting and not gain anything except 20lbs of muscle

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right here

>>41025000
eat a lot nigger

we're all gonna make it brah

>>41025869
good man

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>>41036173
Good luck anon, I'd do it as well if I were from the states.

>>41028832
Well, it's got the Puma logo on it, so go to Puma and see what they've got at least. Maybe you'll find them. They can't have that many models.

>>41028967
>European race war
Never going to happen m8, most people have forgotten what a nation even is. It's a slow descent into nothingness/Brazil shitslums.

>>41032883
W H O

>>41023570
I think you may be on to something.

Will it ever work?

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>>41025000
You are gonna make it bro, we're all gonna make it

>>41036142
>tfw Jazzy NYC '99 is your workout jam

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>>41037883
:))))

>>41023602
Decent reasons

>>41024120
..anon, not like this

>>41025000
you'll make it, I believe in you

>>41025869
You've made it

>>41027532
Love yourself too, and you'll make it breh

>>41028261
i relate

>>41029386
Nobel. What kinda denomination r u?

>>41036298
>>41034350
>>41023460
>>41022662
hhhhnnngggg

>>41022570
I think thats the herkules statue in ny hometown.

>>41022088
I went to see kizumonogatari last night and some dyel was cosplaying as meme open hawaiian shirt and all

>>41022070
Ex dumped me... Now I want to become shredded and fucking kill that bitch and her new bloke who she got after around 4 months from our break up... Also I want to get bitches.

>>41025869
>>41025778
>>41025723
I'm happy for you and all, but that's still cucky, anon. Time to knock up the wife

>>41037247
Enlist in your own military, anon, fight for your ideals and a better world for your people

Oh, and there's also MAVNI. That'll put you on the path to Battalion or Group

>>41036173
>lifting for seals
nigga start running and swimming.

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>>41038518
I am enlisted in my own army, sadly it's the swedish army. It's just that I've always been interested in navy seals and delta

>>41025395
>BFRRRRRRRRRAAPAPAPAPAAPA PLPLPLPL
SQUIRT

>>41023385
Wtf is up with those eyebrows. She has an ugly alien shaped head. I would still suck her pussy tho