Mirin thread

plenty of times, most commonly i ignore, less commonly i talk shit

Casually blow them off. Women should never be more than secondary objectives in life.

>how do you respond?
I post in these threads.

The opposite. My boss called me a beanpole today. I'm a 5'7", 143 lbs skinnyfatfuck

Feels bad man

>>41019545
Old power lifter at the this powerlifting gym I just joined said I have great deadlift and pointed to one of the guys squatting like 6 plates and said "that's gonna be you one day, kid" I've never been more inspired in my life.

>>41019545
>mirin thread
>no mirin stories

>>41019545
>6'0 182 lbs 13% bf
>In a hipster joint where you have to order at the counter
>Girl I knew from school, haven't seen her in 15 years
>Solid 8.5/10, she's 5'8" wearing a tank top that shows tight core, firm breasts, toned and long legs, wearing hotpants that cut off just below her crotch
>She spots me at the counter about to order, walks up to me
>says "hiiii" in a breathy voice, curling her fingers around her hair and smiling shyly
>AUTISM-MODE
>"Oh did I cut your place in the queue?"
>Proceed to line up behind her even though there was no one at the counter at all
>Stay behind her the whole time while she looks at me, She's not even going to order
>"Are you going to order soon?"
>She's like no and goes back to her chair
>I proceed to walk out without even ordering, get in my car and drive off
>forgot I was there with my mom.
I left my mom at the place for 30 minutes before I realised it.

>>41019822
kek, and how old are you?

>>41019822
Mirin that confidence. We're all going to make it.

>>41019851
27 and she's 30. But it's all good, I went back to the place and proceeded to ignore her for the entire time.

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>be me at party
>have this habit of acting gay around hotties to play hard to get (not flamboyant just not interested)
>end up standing alone in hallway with cheerleader asian 8/10, she's trying to hook up
>pretend to look at a guys ass as he walks past for some reason
>she looks disgusted and leaves.

i swear it works sometimes

>>41019822
kek

I get mired by waitresses, coworkers, generally most single women I meet in public. I am actually an autist though so this just makes me uncomfortable.

The worst was probably when I went to get a haircut recently and the "barber" or whatever they're called was constantly stopping mid-haircut and brushing my neck, back, placing a hand on my chest/arm etc. Also she told me that I have a nicely shaped head.

If you are actually autist like me, but look good, it kind of sucks. But I guess it helps because if I smile and run through my list of small talk people think I'm normal and like me.

>>41019588
Lol wut?

A bean pole is supposed to be tall.
>>41019545
I handle it pretty poorly, generally. I was always a little fat and while the teasing ended in 6th grade after I freaked out on a kid and broke his nose and his front teeth (smashed his head into a pole), I'm damn near thirty and I still get all defensive if a good looking woman compliments me or a skinny guy talks to me about how I'm eating or if I work out.

>>41019545
Ex gf (future gf at the time) was feeling my quads in library and said "wow you never skip leg day"

All I said was "no, not really"

>>41019912
Fucking kek

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I get mired all the time. Does that mean they want to fugg? Not necessarily but I still get looks.

I just ignore them and mind my own business.

>>41019822
Holy fuck, so this is /fit/

My working out has really paid off and I notice girls who are seemingly mirin at me but idk if they are or not how am I supposed to know? It doesn't help that I'm introverted af too.

ITT

>girl looks in your direction
>"yeah, she's mirin"

>>41020142
Damn right, boi.
>accidentally touches you
She wants it. Hard.

>>41019545

>Have you ever been mired by a grill?
Yes, many times
>How did you respond?
By being insulted or a bit pissed because ugly duckling syndrome makes me think that they're all just fucking with me/playing a prank. I still get super uncomfortable when paid a genuine compliment.

GODDAMN Avril was a cutie

>>41019822
Good lord.
Sweet good lord.

Oh man I really kekd at this.

Is this real?

Went on a date at the weekend and the girl said that meeting me was very intimidating because I'm extremely fit and handsome.

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>>41019912

>>41020242
Dude I would feel alpha forever after that haha

>>41020205
>ugly duckling syndrome makes me think that they're all just fucking with me/playing a prank
I know that feeling all too well. It's getting better, but my initial reaction is still "What the fuck is this bitch's problem?"

>>41019877
nice

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>>41019545
>tfw getting mired by attractive older women at my work makes me feel better than the grills my age.

>>41020238
of course it's not real you dumb fucking sack of shit.

>>41019923
please share this small list of small talk to blend in, I've been terrible there lately, just have nothing I want to tell the grills/talk to them about :/

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>>41019545
Is that Avril Lavigne? Damn, girlllll

>>41020292
>>41020238
Anon here. It's real. Happened to me yesterday. Some background why I acted like that.
>In school, she was the hottest girl
>Male teachers would try to impress her etc
>Her boyfriend was actually a national soccer player
>Me at 11 and chubby asked her out for prom without knowing those facts
>While she let me off gently, it was pretty embarrassing
>She always made sure to invite me to her house whenever she had a party or went out
>I asked her about it, she said she thought I was lonely and needed friends
>at 12, moved out of state, never saw her again but it left me with the impression I was never good enough for her or girls as hot as her.
>Got over it slowly with other girls, but after 15 years she's hotter than ever and I can't get over it.

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>ever since being in a relationship every girl wants to hook up
>get mired often, compliments here and there
>"how ya doing my bear?" - often from girls I meet
>hazelbrown eyes master race

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>>41020400

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>>41020223
>was

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I was mired. In bed. Good feels

>>41019545
>got /fit/ after being a life long skelly
>only my family knows i got fit so far
>dad is a fitness freak but cant work out anymore because 3 back surgeries
>keep catching him looking at my arms and body
>im strongen than him now
>we're eating lunch
>he looks at my arms
>looks at his and stealthly flexed them
>he thinks i dont see him
>i always notice when someone is looking at me
>too emabressed to tell him anything about it
>sister miring as well
>saying i look huge
>mom telling me im getting too big
>cousins and aunts come over
>everyone keeps staring at my body trying to figure out whats different
>mom tells them ive been going to the gym
>"oooooooooooo is that true anon?"
>sigh and leave the room and go upstairs without saying anything

>also women in college are asking me if im working out, without me having to tell them
I fucking hate telling people i go the gym
Its something

Milfs at work complement me all the time.
Feels good.

>>41020467
what happened 2 dis sk8er gurl

>>41019545
Girls compliment my looks regularly. Now they also compliment my body. I'm used to it so I don't even say thanks or anything anymore.

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>Go to psychiatry once a month
>Always the same receptionist
>Hardly talk to her, just sign in
>Suddenly get greeted with "Hi, anon!"
>She remembers the fucking name
She better be mirin' or have a good memory, cause I really don't want to stand out among all the other lunatics.

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>>41019545
>yes
>sperg out every time and ruin it

>>41020522
>autism

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>>41020727
why are you getting psychiatry?
Don't you lift?

It's like being on a diet AND getting liposuctioned

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>>41019822
What the fuck.

>>41020522
your father aint miring, he is wondering what he did in life that was so wrong he landed up with your autistic dumbass, thats shame through and through; its why your mom feels the need to tell everyone because you literally have nothing else going for you.

>>41020694
She says see you later guy. The feeling got too complicated.

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>>41020740
>lifting=psychiatry
nigga what
I'm not that anon but getting into all this shit has given me BDD and exercise bulimia

>>41019545
Most recently was a cutie smiling and waving at me out of a car driving by. I just kind of stared as she moved by trying to find out if she was waving at me or someone behind me, and then it was too late to wave back.

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>>41020754
nigga you're never gonna make anything.
What the hell even is BDD and EXERCISE BULIMIA?

there's this girl at my uni gym and whenever we meet eyes she smiles at me. /fit/ please, what do I say to her?

I was thinking
>"hey, do you play volleyball by any chance?"
or
>"hi I got a question. do you think I'm cute?" if she says yes "that makes two of us"

>>41019545
My sister mires me hardcore, very abstract kind of feel.

>>41020740
You can't lift your autism away.

The girls at work call me "Muscles", a couple of them have admitted that they don't even know my real name. I have somehow managed to into 8/10 gf but still don't really know how to flirt with a girl that I'm not already friends with.

Sucks considering I'd totally fuck like half of the waitresses on staff on some suuuuper reckless if I knew how to talk to them.

Also they feel me up and shit which is really uncomfortable.

>>41020754
That dudes eyes look unsettling, like he wants to eat you

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>>41020810
But paying shit loads of money to talk about it does?

I'm actually considering getting an education in psychology, people pay so much money for dumb ass advice

>>41020205
Are u me??

>>41019585

sue him/her for harassment

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>>41020820
I'm there for meds, not talking. I also don't live in burgerland so it hardly costs anything.

>>41019545
>How do you respond

I fucc

>>41020865
alright friend, good to hear. I live in northern europe, shit is expensive as FUCK here.

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>>41020744
nah, he's sizing him up to see if he can kill him before he gets cucked by his own son

>>41020522
fug ur sis and ur mom

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>>41019545
>how did you respond
look down and pretend shes not there
fug my lief

>>41020796
Firstly wtf volleyball? Secondly gross dont be corny faggot.

Say "hey ive seen you around school and you totally remind me of an old friend haha"

Then begin with chit chat, what r u studying etc. Then "id like to get to kniw you some more, give me your number :)"

Simple

>>41020796
>"hey, do you play volleyball by any chance?"
>"no, why?"
>"cus I'd love to volley my balls into your vajayjay"
the only way to go.

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>>41021313

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>>41019822

Does it count if its from your grandma and dad?
My grandma is saying i look very slim, fit and lean these days.

My dad hugs me and says your so hard son I wish i was like you

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>Be 210 lbs, 12% (cut was hard but I'm swole now)
>be having a drink with some class mates after exams
>grill and friendo are leftover since the rest left
>talking about fitness (happens often, subject changes to it)
>girl never believes I was a skinny homo
>show pic of 2010, keks were had
>hard Mirin, touches my arms, chest
>sweatingautismintesifies
>Tfw we all have partners
>"sometimes I wish I was still single to do bad, bad things"
>"I wanna do stupid things with you anon"
>we walk to the car later to go to the city center
>pay for card while they wait at the car
>he tries to get on with her
>she's trying to nicely put him off
>"no anon2, you drive so me and anon sit in the back"
>wat
>"fuck that no one drives my car"
>I drive they sit in the back
>he tries to Mack with her
>nope
>she starts feeling up my hair, massaging my neck

>today in class she's winking at me, trying to talk, sit next to me

Yfw I include her in my hnggggg snapchats

>>41021417
>My dad hugs me and says your so hard son I wish i was like you
wtf

>>41019923
help a fellow autismo share small talk list pls

>>41021447
>"Bad bad things"
>"Stupid things"

this girl 12? you fucking pedo, i bet the other guy is 12 too, of course shes gona like a man child more

>>41021478
In my language it sounds a lot better, kek. Not everyone is ameriburger

>>41019912
kek

>>41021481
your gona get that fat hairy fairy around your charlie son

>Be me 156 lbs, 13%, 5'6"

>Get told by a few girls that they like how firm i am.

>Get told by another girl that a friend of her thinks im muscly.

>Got told by a soccer teammate that he bets that girls are chasing me with the body that i have.

>Get a new nickname: Mr. Chest

>Get told by one of my teammates that i have a nice round butt and that he is jealous of me.

Thats what i can remember...

>>41021488
Your digits...

Kek speaks the truth. I will plow the woman.

>>41020727
She's a receptionist keeping track of patients. Your name is on the screen right in front of her.

>not even big but according to others I have an incredibly handsome face
>borrow pencil in Italian class from a cute girl to erase something on a test
>as I finish erasing I look up to her looking me up and down and biting her lip
>find out later in the week that she has a boyfriend
Well, at least I'm making women who already have men think about it.

>>41021417
Not really. My grandma asked me if I've ever considered being a model, and I'm at least 18% bodyfat still.

>>41021447
>>41020796
>>41020522
>>41019923
How long did it take you to make it guys? Im starting to lose hope

>>41021495
your teammates want to fuck you dude

>>41019545
>my friends gf told my that i am perfect now and shouldnt get any bigger
>mfw i am still far away from my goal body

Got called good looking twice this weekend. Granted one of them was a thirsty 50yo but I'll still take it.

>>41021417
>Grandma (85)
>Pecs
>Solid

was out for a stroll in my home city of DC walked past a line at the bar and a group of girls went "DAMN"

was pretty pumped that day

>>41019545
By ignoring it. They start mirin you even harder than before.

>>41019545
plenty of times, most of the time it was about my face

>>41022380
I wish people were mirin my face. Can I rerool genetics?

>>41022380
or my height, like 'you're so tall', that's when I decided to get fit

>>41022409
How bad can it be? how's your jawline?

>>41022513
28 year old virgin bad.

>>41020242
This is what I've heard from a few people that I've befriended. That I'm intimidating. Which is strange because I've always considered myself a friendly individual. I've always had to extend outside my comfort zone to make friends as others are apparently too intimidated to reach out to me.

>>41021859
>
5 years senpai

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>>41019545
>Have you ever been mired by a grill?

No ;-;

I went to a concert and a fat bitch was grabbing onto my arm and smiling

So I guess progress

Maybe in a few months when I've dropped some more weight, I can go to a concert and have another slightly less fat bitch grab onto me

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>>41022610
Progressing the wrong way m8

This one time I asked a girl to make out.
And she told me "really? that's so unexpected because you're so pretty"

>"omg your thighs are so big"
>"God damn you've got a nice ass"
Continued fucking her

>>41022625
You didn't make out with her, did you?

>>41022625
I did, she was in a bit state of awe. Never have I seen something like that, felt like "well I guess I look good". Great tits and ass.

>>41022007
Fuck that noise

>>41019923
>>pretend to look at a guys ass as he walks past for some reason
>>she looks disgusted and leaves.

list of small talk request pls from me 4

>just back from Italy
>tanned af, feeling good
>go on flight wearing fresh new tailored shirt
>going to be honest i felt like a boss cause of the amazing 2 weeks there
>air hostess audibly goes 'pffft' or something
>looked away and fixed her neck scarf
>cant tell if she was mirin or cringing in disgust
>fall asleep pretty much as soon as I sat down cause i was drunk af
>never saw her again

First time in my life I've heard a girl make a noise out loud like that. I was loud too, like 'pffft!' Again, I'm an autist that browses a Chinese wallpapering imageboard most of the day, so I don't know if she was mirin or making fun of me.

Wont stop me from using it as fap material though.

>>41020205
This

>>41022750
she sneezed, anon

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>>41022750
>>41022782

>Thinking a girl sneezing is a mire

>>41021478
>he hasn't experienced dirty talk

Drunk women are essentially children. Especially when it comes to this.

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This board is fun sometimes

>>41019912
>pretend
nice try homo

>>41020522
>>sigh and leave the room and go upstairs without saying anything
Autism

>>41020522
And literally just say "no, I just do a few pushups and WOAH"

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>>41019912
>>41019822

> at the gym working back
>heading to lat pulldown machine
>realise there are 2 hot girls there
>fuck.jpg
>Autismo hits
>stopped walking when i noticed and both instantly look at my way
> inmmediately turn around and begin to use the closer machine
>both laugh and begin to whisper
>can hear one of them say "thats the guy..."
> wait until they seem to have finished and go ask
> "f-finished yet?"
> "Sure go ahead" makes solid eye contact and kinky smile at me
> off guard , so i thumb her up
> girl goes full wtf face
> im going to die alone

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Anyone else ever have a gf that you wanted to start going to the gym with you, but she worried that she'd become too bulky and muscular?

>Have gf
>Go back home to work for my parents over the summer
>Come back to college and gf and her friends are all mirin my noob gains
>"Hey babe, you wanna start coming to the gym with me?"
>"Sure!"
>Goes with me for about 2 weeks, weak but I'm proud of her
>Starts making up excuses about being busy and stuff
>I'm a Csci major, she's an art student
>lol k
>One day she says she's too busy with work and besides, "I don't wanna work out too much and get too bulky."
>Argue that it takes years of lifting for a woman to even become remotely "bulky" looking, but she's stubborn and kind of an idiot.
>Continue going to the gym by myself while she lays around and plays computer games and eating garbage.
>Even her feminazi tier friends mired when I would do stuff with her

She (23) broke up with me about three months ago and fucked some balding beta male (31), and while I was devastated when it happened, now I can confidently say that it was a blessing in disguise.

Moral of the story: Don't date a grill that's stubborn and isn't willing to get into shape with you, because she's only going to hold you back.

>>41020400

Women want what they can't have

>>41019545

>tfw no Avril gf

>>41023206
Just kill me, breh.

>>41023151

>worried that she'd become too bulky and muscular?

Yeah, I told her that the only way she would get bigger than she wanted was by continuing to sit on her fat ass. She didn't like that.

>wife mirin me all the time
>sex is great
>she always wants it now
>I just want to go lift

Is there a feeling for this? Getting so much attention you get bored with it? It feels weird that I've been like, "Nah, let's just sleep" to her so I could wake up early to lift the next day.

>>41019545
90% of these are literally just a girl looking at you for one second

>>41023231
Once she told me "but guys already think I have a nice butt!"

Like no shit, you're in college and you're at a weight where you're overweight but all the fat just pools in your ass and tits, of course horny 19-21 year olds will think it looks nice now. But I'm about three years you're gonna look like your mom (a gay ugly ha beast)

Oh well, she's single, getting a shitty degree, and has a cat. So I'm patiently awaiting the day she's an obese cat lady.

>Yesterday, coming back from the gym really late at night
>Walking on the main street, some drunk people because party town
>Group of girls walking on the other side of the street
>"Hellooooooo"
>Whatever, they are talking to each other
>"I'm talking to you"
>Turn around and all of them are looking at me
>Smile and they go "Ohhhhh ohhhhhh" and "Yeahhh"

Was that really a mire? I just counted that as a bunch of drunk girls doing drunk girl things

>>41023455
Drunk mires are the most honest mire there is imo, because grills aren't as likely to care what their friends think and start judging based on what they actually think.

I'm still dyel so not really, but people have reacted to my weight-loss and ever-so-slight increase in muscle mass. Gay friend felt up my burgeoning abs while telling me how much progress I've made, and a cute friend just felt up my triceps while we where chatting (and she's usually never physical like that with people). M-mom thinks I look good too...

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>>41019545
>>41023206
>>41020329
>>41020223
>>>/s/17399373

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>>41023151
>"I don't wanna work out too much and get too bulky."
Women really don't understand how much you have to work out in order to get big. That's why you mostly get mired by other men when you're fit.

>>41023608

*makes cummies*

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>>41019822

>>41023468
I'll chalk that up as a win then

>>41023611
Because of rampant steroid abuse and the "HARD WORK VITAMINS AND SAYING YOUR PRAYERS=GAINZ" lie
Neither do men.

>>41020817
everyone says that working as a waiter will get you laid, is that true?

>>41023743
Jesus fucking Christ, no. Just good looking waiters that have no problems getting laid anyway.

>>41023743
>>41023753
Can confirm, have worked as a waiter and gotten mires from it only.

>>41023319
>wallet is too small for my $100s
>diamond shoes are too tight

>>41021447
>hnggg snapchats
Please explain

>at a club with friendos and others cos I'm a weak willed degenerate
>2 grills in the group I don't know, one blonde one azn both like 7.5
>blonde is flirting p shamelessly, rubbing on me, whispering random shit etc
>at some point I reach out to offer her a sip of my drink
>feel a hand on my upper arm, azn qt friend is swolesting me
>flex a >>>>>>>>>>'cep in her hand, she practically jumps backwards with her hands over her mouth, looks at me wide eyed
Was a pretty delicious feeling brehs
>tfw made out with blondie a bit but my m88 kind of mentioned she was a total sloot so I was like eh w/e and left her to it
>chatted to azn for the rest of the night without making any attempt to hit on her or anything, just being sociable
>asked for my number at the end of the night, texted me that night and again in the morning
>second date's on Wednesday
We're all gonna make it famalams

>>41023774
H-how do I get a qt asian gf? The only QT asian I know is a total sloot

>>41023769
im gathering that it's snapchats he takes at the gym i guess

>>41019545
>daughter's birthday
>pool party
>kids are all splashing about in the water
>I'm the only man there who's not a flabby dadbod sack of shit
>qt milfs lounging by the side of the pool, obvious mirin
>swim over and haul myself out of the water in front of them
>mirin intensifies
>"ooh, anon, I wasn't expecting this much excitement today!"
>playitcoolrodney.gif
>intend to use self-deprecating humour
>intend to say "oh, it must be a slow day if I'm the most exciting thing around! "
>actually say "You all must have boring lives".
>mirin stops
>spaghetti falls out of speedos
>do a 360 and doggy paddle out of there

>>41021752
women who already have men are the ones who most think about it.

>>41023968

This hurt to read, Anon. Autism doesn't go away with age, does it?

>>41023968
It's never too late to bounce back from an awkward comment, anon.

>>41023817
Luck basically, also id say if you live in a university town go for the girls who are foreign students rather than ethnically azn but raised in the west. They'll be sweeter and shyer, and will probably be less slutty, but conversely you'll probably have less in common with them so I guess pick your poison

>>41023968
You're supposed to smile and then say "And that's why we have parties and talk to each other, to liven our boring lives up with something fun and a bit dirty".
Then you drag one of them into the pool and have a splash fight.

>2017 people still mistakenly think avril was ever attractive

>>41024072

>2017
>being gay on /fit/

>>41024072
based gaybro

>>41020008
At least she has her belt on boys. No need for condoms here.

I get mired all the time when i run and stuff, just girls and women staring at me.

When I do engage in conversation im usualmy pretty high energy about it. Ask if they swim or run, or listen to jazz, play an instrument, read and etc.

But im afraid thats the extent of my normalcy. Im usually too autistic to pick up any other cues besides whenever they play with their hair all the time.

>>41024015
>Autism doesn't go away with age, does it?
I genuinely have no idea how I managed to reproduce

>>41021322
K E K

E

K

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>>41019545
Have I ever been mired? Oh let me tell you a story, son.

>be 20
>at city's annual festival
>alone like always because no friends
>hoping to find people I used to know to drink with because that's the only way my-sociallyretarded-depressed-lonely-self can have fun
>cute girl walks up to me
>solid 8.5/10
>asks me if she can ask me a question
>asks me if I'm single
>OH FUCK
>stutter Yy-yes
>asks me if I want to kiss
>is this a joke?
>am I being MESSED with??
>say no
>asks why
>say i don't wanna
>walk away
>regret it 5 seconds later

I could have had my first kiss right then and there.

>>41022660
Holy moly anon are you me.

>get to fugg this bbw cause chubbychaser
>she's groping my thighs and ass
>literally hip drahving her as I'm in missionary
>she's 98kg and I'm moving her
>she says she loves my thighs and ass
>tfw praise rippetoe

>>41023452
>"but guys already think I have a nice butt!"

This is the type of shit that I hate about women. Literally nothing makes sense to them unless it makes them more attractive, no sense of self-improvement, health, nothing. Just being pretty and having some dicks to jump on.

>>41024206
Why is everyone on this website retarded
>>41024219
Thing is, if she had any ounce of brains she'd realize that lifting (or at least some excercise) would keep her nicer looking for longer, meaning more dick.

But like I said, she's stubborn and kind of a huge idiot. Hence her getting an art degree.

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>>41023140

>>41019912
Hehehehhe

Does work sometimes tho, can confirm

>>41023968
>wearing speedos
Never gonna make it

>>41023743

Idk I'm a grimy back of house savage but if you have a decent body and bants in your pants they'll come on strong.

>>41022266
I miss this meme

>>41023968
>>41024329
>>wearing speedos
>Never gonna make it
It's worse than that. I wear *children's* speedos.

My mom says that it's nice that I'm not so skinny anymore. One of my friends said I was looking good and to keep it up. No mires from girls yet but hopefully I'll get there one day.

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>>41024259
Why are women so bad when it comes to planning the future?

>>41024426
>My mom says that it's nice that I'm not so skinny anymore.
>No mires from girls yet

Nigga what

>>41024443
Women know that no matter what happens or what they do, there will always be someone willing to take care of them. It's the way society has been designed. Men don't get that luxury and have to work to be desired, wheras there will always be some beta faggot willing to take in a woman who is "down on their luck" due to their own shitty planning and stupid decisions.

>>41020121
smile at them when u walk by, if they smile back that means they're receptive or have good manners, in any case run up and ask WHO ARE YOU and from there proceed to collect their fallen panties

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have always been somewhat /fit/ because I played sports for 13 years or so. Stopped for 3-4 years after an injury but started again in November with two 1 month long breaks. Starting to get mired again more

>lots of chicks look at me
>guys telling me shit like I used to lift
>girlfriends are touchy, hold my arms or stroke over my back when we talk
>girls hug me tightly when we say hi

>was at rave this weekend
>girl I knew invited me to come
>couldnt find her, made out with some other girl I fucked via tinder
>other girl was tripping as well but didnt want to talk
>left with other girl
>receive pic related while im balls deep in chick #2

No. Muscles don't get rid of dead rapey eyes.

>>41024448
Mom mires don't count man. Of course you're mom is going to say nice shit to you.

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>>41021417
>My dad hugs me and says your so hard son I wish i was like you

>>41024627
This. Neither does mires coming from her friends, they're actually just complimenting your mom.
Unless you could actually bang them that is.

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I go to bars and can dance by myself. Girls eventually come up to me or make eye contact, and we dance for a song or two, but then they leave. I was probably approached ten times last time I went out, and some alpha looking dudes were dancing with me too and laughing having fun. Now I'm mega autistic with this stuff so how do I continue dancing with girls once I get started. they sort of just walk away. am i suppose to follow them or what? pls help

>>41024723
If they wear a necklace, say it looks nice but your hand would look hotter. leave it at that, see how they react. If they smile, laugh, or whatever, take her head in your hands and make out with her.
works everytime 60% of the time if you are good looking

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>talking to girl
>laughs at my jokes
>tell her my dad is a dentist, came up in conversation
>"oh that makes sense, you're teeth are so straight and white"
>sits across from with feet stretched out
>brush up against her feet a couple times, she doesn't move

w-what do?

>>41024780
>your teeth are so straight and white
>not immediately responding with
>just the way I like my men or some shit

>>41019545
Last Thursday
>haven't worked out properly or trained Muay Thai for 2-3 weeks
>at a party
>go outside with bunch of women I was talking to
>'hey anon, do you work out?'
Thanks for the self esteem lmao. I am so dyel.

Also new motivation for being fit is t women anymore, ITS FOR STRENGTH SO I CAN ANNIHILATE DOUCHEBAGS.

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>come back to office I use to intern at to start woking again
>sitting with friends, laughing having a good time
>cute older girl walks by, we make eye contact
>later in the day when I'm looking at my computer she comes over and introduces herself, shakes my hand

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>>41023151
>anyone else ever have a gf...

Stopped reading there
>tfw no gf

>>41024723
Say hi, ask their name. Just introduce yourself and make small talk if you're blank minded.

If you've got nothing on your mind, say normal things. Say it confidently. It's not what you say, it's how you say it.

There were 4 times I grinded on chicks when dancing.

The first one asked me to dance
Second one kind of just let me do it after we said hi and danced near each other
I spoke to the third one and ran into her a few times before asking her to dance and getting my grind on, which was easy because she was drunk as fuck.
Fourth one dropped a mad hint by saying she was waiting for me to buy her a drink. Another guy was after her too, so I played cool and spoke to her friend, later I wish her from the dance floor, get a drink for her and bring her back to the dance floor with me. Proceeded to make out with and grope her for a solid 30 mins.

>tfw still haven't gotten over number 4 because I was genuinely attracted to her and we were the same race from the same region ;__;

>>41020205
Fucking this. Straight up happened to me all through MS/HS.

>>41021313
>haha
You beta

>>41024763
>your hand would look hotter

Are you saying I should imply I'm going to strangle her?

>>41019822
No fucking way this is real

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>>41021417
>My dad hugs me and says your so hard son I wish i was like you

>>41019822
nice bait, it's not possible to be this fucking retarded.

About two months ago, best and worst mire all in one.
>out in town with a few mates after lectures
>bump into one of my main bros in town with his gf
>this bro used to lift and be in semi okay shape by normie standards, imagine SS and pizza everyday, with rugby thrown in.
>He has since stopped working out and lost all his gains, but kept all his belly.
>Go in for hug with him and his GF
>as hug with his GF ends, notice she squeezes my arm for a good 2 seconds and gives me the "fuck me eyes" with a devilish little smirk.
>Bro didn't notice, didn't know what to do, proceeded to try and get him to come lift with me again so he can dominate his woman.
fat fuck still won't come.

>out clubbing with friends cos degenerate
>noon gains, look OK in a T-shirt
>sitting outside having a smoke
>grills are around
>one 7/10 looks familiar
>say "hey I know you from somewhere"
>she looks at me and smiles
>"oh where from?"
>"no clue but I swear I recognize you"
>her friend whispers in her ear "he's cute get his number"
>get her number
>say "when I remember where iv seen you from I'll text you"
>walking around a few days later
>see her working at generic retail store
>don't text her
>avoid store in fear of her recognizing me
Alpha r-right?

>>41025389
Text her
>Hey it's anon, I remember where I know you from
>Oh yeah?
>my bedroom, what are you up to tonight?

Or something idk how to flirt with women

>>41025432
This was about 6 months ago, should I still text her or is it too late?

>>41025462
God fucking dammit.

Okay, new plan: Walk into the store, and when you see her be like "Oh hey! what's up? Haven't seen you in a while, what's up?

Small talk, then tell her you should hang out sometime. THEN TEXT HER.

>>41024763
what happens the other 40% of the time?

>>41025571
She walks away and tells the bouncer you tried to rape her then she calls thw police and says u did rape her then you got to jail for 7 years and when you get out you have to register as sex offender and no one will ever hire you so you die of poverty alone in the street while your parole officer puts a warrant iut for the arrest of your corpse bc u didn't answer show up to a meeting

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>>41024799

>>41024529
>replying to that

>>41025389
make a sneak pic and send it to her

>>41019822
Thot status: patrolled

>>41025528
What if she doesn't recognize me?

>>41025779
Use what you did the first time
>"Hey, I think I recognize you from somewhere. Did I meet you at that party?"

>>41021495
>plays soccer
>teammates are faggots that want to fuck him
Yeah, checks out

>>41023319
Yeah, you're getting bored of the same piece of ass anon. That's why I'll be forever alone. No. Matter how much I love a chick, I always want variety,different tits. A new pussy to smash for a day or two...

>>41025432

This is actually gold

>>41024723
Get close to them, if they don't back off make a move and snog the face off them. Take a break and chat in the smoking area. Have a few more drinks. Invite her back to yours and then slap her titties around some, stock it inside her and pee. Its not rocket science mate.

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>>41025365
youre a good friend m88

>>41019545
>me: 24 y/o 5'9" 150 lbs, 10-15% bf, lifting ~14 months.
I get mires from teen girls (14-19) all the time, I work at a fast-food place near a high school and the place usually hires from there. It's kinda creepy tbqh, I'm not even big by /fit/ standards. Would have been really helpful if I had known when I was younger what 'pure lust' looks like on the faces of teenagers.

Not gonna lie, it strokes my ego when this one 17 y/o coworker invades my personal space to look over my shoulder every now and then. She literally presses up against me in an unnecessary fashion. As well, the autistic side of me is relieved that I don't secretly smell bad.

Went to a concert with some friends. Some hot chick was grinding on my buddy, her fat friend grabbed me and started grinding on me.

It's progress I guess.

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>throwing a party
>im in charge of drinks, set up bar and position myself behind it for the night
>going full douchebag with tank top and backwards hat
>night goes pretty well, shits packed so im busy handing out drinks
>drunk 7/10 comes up to bar halfway through
>"hey you, i just wanted to tell you that you are a very beautiful boy"
>tell her thanks, keep serving drinks
>sticks out her hands, motions for me to lean over towards her
>"c'mere, let me feel your arms"
>nah thats ok im busy
>"you know you want to anon just come here"
>no
>goes on like this for a minute or two, eventually i tell her to leave, she gives me puppy eyes and frowns at me before walking off
>later in the night im taking a break standing outside, talking to a girl i know
>cold as shit so shes wearing my coat and standing there hugging me
>"omg anon youre the best like i always thought you were so much better than all your friends youre just so sweet and nice and ive always been rooting for you and on your side like nobody deserves you" (her friend just ended shit with me so thats what she was reffering to)
>tell her thanks, make more idle chit chat
>finish my cig, head back inside
>leave around 2
>go home and play videogames, then watch anime while i shitpost on /fit/ about >tfw no gf until i fall asleep

alpha as fuck

>>41021313
Barf

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>>41021313
if you want to get girls do the opposite of this

>>41023140
Fucking kek m8.

>>41024056
Life isn't an anime you weaboo

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>>41023140
>thats the guy...
this is my worst nightmare

>>41023743
Nope, but it's great training to talk to strangers and not go spilling spaghetti (see what I did there?)

>>41026154
>I'll never be you

>>41020355
If this is real, you should of totally talked to her at the very least. She sounds pretty cool. Go back and see if you run into her again.

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>>41026320
i dont know why i do these things m8

>party saturday
>one of my friends buddies form the army (fag) is visiting
>talk to him that day, just trying to get laid, acts and looks like a huge douchebag but takes a liking to me and asks me to help him find a girl that night
>sure why not
>some hot af girl i used to talk to rolls up to the party
>comes and finds me, stand there talking to her for a good while
>shes mirin hard
>look to my right and army bro is standing there talking to somebody with his back turned to me
>grab him, turn him around
>"hey stacy have you met army bro? hes visiting for the weekend"
>once he starts talking i leave and go play pong for an hour or so with my friend

i want to feel regret but i dont. i wonder if they fucked

No because I'm 5'6 with a babyface and no beard genetics
I may be wide as fuck, I'll always be "cute" or "adorable"

>>41026583
I wouldnt blame it on height, babyface, or no beard genetics as much as your confidence. how old are you m8?

>>41026133
that's the type of progress you don't want friend

>>41020355
>hottest
>8.5
damn school must have sucked

>>41026638
22, I have a gf but random mires never happen

nah

>>41026727
It's more progress than has happened in 5 years. So that's something.

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>>41019822
Put me in the screencap

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>>41023763
kekd
someone needs to put this on that one meme with the guy standing in the corner.

like pic related, but instead of a manlet, make him super successful but still discontent.

>head to friend's uni for a weekend
>five of us, all guys, dropped copious amounts of md and went clubbing
>end up in some drug den of a club
>while dancing a group of three girls appear in front of us
>one of them distracts two of my friends
>other two push away my other two friends, since they were so far gone at that point they didn't even care
>tried to pull me in for a three way kiss
>nope.avi
>third girl sees this and tries to pull me in to make out
>push her away too
>go back to dancing with 4 other sweaty guys in a dark room for hours
>never see them again

In my drug addled memory i thought they were pretty good looking too. Too bad i've a gf. Either that was what stopped me or i'm just a faggot.

>>41021417
> you are so hard son
y-you too daddy

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>>41019545
Uh kind of
>be out of town for work.
>Locals recommend nearby Korean BBQ place
>Coworkers are picky fucks who never want to try anything new
>Go alone
>Korean Mama San waits my table
>"yoo so handsome so strong why you eat runch arone?"
>tell her I'm in town for my job and people said this place was good.
>"you rook a very stlong you have girrfriend?
>obviously not
>"I have very pretty grand daughter you eat runch with"
>I try to argue and tell her its fine.
>she wont hear it
>she goes back into the kitchen and drags a 6.8/10 Korean teenager who was probably about sixteen or seventeen into the dining room
>This has obviously happened before, she looks on the verge of tears.
>Mama-san directs her to sit across from me
>Once Mama-san left I apologize and try to make conversation
>She tries too
>her name is Kim (shocker I know)
>the whole ordeal made me lose my appetite and by the time my bulgolgi came all I could think about was whether or not I should report this to child services
>When I tried to offer Kim food she wouldn't take it
>Gave her a fake number, asked her to call me and left.

Best Korean Barbecue I ever had though.Hands down.

>>41021700
Kek

>>41026471
You're a good bro, I appreciate that.

>>41019545
My 80+ year old neighbor was talking to another woman when she saw me going to the elevator and immediately blew her off saying she's gotta go.
She hurries up to join me in the elevator.
Mired

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>>41027053
Town and Restaurant names now

>>41025365
Damn. You're a good friend anon

>>41027053
damn.. that's fucked up

>>41026471
You seem like a solid guy. I'd hang out with you. And I don't like hanging out with people.

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>>41019545
never

>>41023968
>You all must have boring lives
Sounds more like accidentally alpha to me, anon.

>>41027053
A front for prostitution that's why the locals recommended it

>>41027053

>anon visits a brothel and has a meal

>>41019822
I like your style, you goofball. We like what we know.

>>41019588
>5'7"
>beanpole

Growing some pretty short beans there lil fella. How tall is you boss? Three foot?

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>>41019822
Fucking hell bruh

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>>41027385
thanks anon, appreciate it
>>41026471
more stories

>date function
>i am sober driving
>wearing tank top again because when am i not
>friend calls me from where the DF was, asks me to pick up his date and drive her home because shes shitfaced
>show up and hes standing there with another friend and this tiny 6.5/10 girl whos struggling to keep her eyes open and cant even stand up
>help her into the back of my car
>shes trying to sit up and talk to me but cant balance for shit so at every little turn shes flying in the dorection of her momentum, slamming into the walls
>worry that shes going to hurt herself
>"hey tracy why do you just go ahead and lay down I'll wake you up once we're back at your place ok?"
>she goes ahead and lays down
following conversation went something like this
>"oops. my ass is hanging out anon"
>quick glance back at her at the next stop, her dress is up and and entire ass is out
>head snaps back forward
>dont worry im keeping my eyes on the road
>"i wouldnt mind if you stared, anon"
>mhm
>"in fact maybe i want you to"
>say nothing
>she pops up right next to me
>"youre so fucking hot anon" she says as she grabs my chin and torques my head backwards to try to makeout with me
>WHILE IM FUCKING DRIVING
mfw

cntd

>>41024015
>>41024136
It actually does go away if you work on yourself at least a bit.

>>41024529
>guys telling me shit like I used to lift
why does that annoys me so much that I want to punch them in their face? It's just a innocent remark (apart from fact that they never fail to mention that they bench pressed 3 pl8s back in the day)

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>>41027628
>chick is literally biting my face
>not even trying to kiss
>biting. hard
>swerving as i try to fight her off with one hand and keep my eyes on the road
>giving me the reach around trying to unbutton my pants while grabbing my crotch and biting my arms
>"fuck me anon fuck me right now"
in retrospect i should have stopped the car to get her off of me but we were super close to her place and i wanted this rapist GONE
>pull up in front of hers
>push her off of me finally
>open the backseat and she falls out into my arms because still drunk
>trying to carry her/help her walk across the courtyard to get her inside
>she literally cannot walk she is so drunk
>finally slumps, i think shes passed out
>realize how bad this will look if somebody sees
>say fuck it, pick her up in both arms to carry across and get her inside faster
>suddenly she wakes back up and yells "OH MY GOD YOURE SO ROMANTIC" and goes back to eating my face
>finally get her inside
>up the elevator
>knock on her door and her roommates open it
>shocked at how drunk she is and super embaressed
>they finally take her and put her to bed
>last i see her im walking away and her roommates are dragging her off as she screams "NO FUCK ME WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SEX ANON COME BACK"
>drive the rest of the night with bite marks and cuts all over me

women. not even once

>>41025813
Can I hire you full time?

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>>41021313
:)

>>41022625
>asked a girl to make out
In what the fuck situation is this ever appropriate to ask a stranger?

>>41027895
>ask
Never ask just do

>>41027694
>women. not even once
maybe just once, though?

...please? :( that would be nice.

>>41027950
You'll regret it

>>41027694

You averted a false rape charge. Nice work bro.

>>41019584
>Implying they should be objectives

>playing football with friends in the park
>summer so shirtless
>jailbait girls also at the park talking about bullshit
>jailbait girls come over and sit about 15ft behind trees we're using as a net
>"I want to sit closer and see the fit one"
>I tell them they should sit somewhere else
>all giggle
>whatever.jpg
>keep playing
>mate lays me up perfect, ball floating in the air
>right foot planted like 100 year old oak
>left foot connects like Zinedine Zidane in his prime
>ball rockets in and smashes 17 year old blonde square in the face
>whole group shocked
>IDGAF

I did tell them

>>41027694
Fuck dude you sound like a top tier mate. Mad respect

>>41020522
BROO NOOOO if anyone asks just say you do yoga and wii fit you'll get 10X the pussy

>>41021859
Takes a long time bro. I`m doing for 1-1.5 years now and only started to notice some curves and shapes.

Don't know if it counts but here it goes.
>be me
>doing some standing calf extensions
>one of the housekeeping girls walks past me wearing a ghostbusters like vacuum on her back
>she's constantly walking past me, and there's plenty of other routes to go to
>As I finish my workout her and the receptionist I always see are talking
>they both look at me
>autismactivated.jpeg
>walk past them
>say have a good day
>leave

>>41027988
soccer is gay dude

>>41019912
>pretend to be homer
>actually homer
>tell /fit/ that he is pretending to be homer, when actually homer
>actually in denial of being homer
>homer

>>41023968
>you all must have boring lives
that's 100% the correct thing to say

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>>41028043
This. Normies will discredit you if they find out that you put in effort.

Speaking of which
>Sister is seeing some guy
>He's got slight muscle definition (dyel by fit standards)
>It's just from manual labor apparently
>She won't shut up about how AMAZING that is
>tfw "look at how he's NATURALLY fit unlike the guys who work out"
>tfw she wants to show fucking pictures of his body

>>41027607
She's about 3 inches taller than me

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>>41027593

>>41026154
I know this feel

>with girl for 1.5 years
>she has a friend whos really cute and always flirted with me
>she had some beta bf, and i had my gf so i wasnt gonna do anything with her
>always mildly flirted back with her
>gf breaks up with me
>1 week later that girl was drunk and started snapping me
>telling me how it was always so hard to control herself around me, how cute i was, how dumb my now ex is for leaving me
>starts telling me how she'd "totally do me"
>i said thats nice but you are drunk so lets wait til your sober to see how you really feel
>next day, she texts me saying she doesnt remember anything she said last night

So kinda a mire but not really

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>>41028354
nah bro she remembers but is just availing of dat plausible deniability

>>41028393
Im sure thats the case. She is pretty close with my ex so i think sober her realized it wasnt a good idea.

>>41026996

Faggot 100%

>>41027694
Bruh she was about to call you a rapist, you made the correct choice. There will be many more opportunities for you to get women, a drunk with STDs is nothing to strive after.

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>>41027968
had me terrified of what she might accuse me of, no way i would touch her
>>41028014
thx familia

more stories, idk if this one counts as mirin but whatever

>7pm, chilling at friends house, hanging with his gf and all her gal pals
>just came straight from the gym so im still in my sweats
>feel my phone vibrate, its chad calling me
>whats up chad?
>"hey anon, i need you to help me out. im at Macy's sorority formal right now, and her friend's date just bailed on her right now and shes a mess. think you could sub in for tonight and be her date?"
>dont even know this girl but fuck yeah man i got you
>"ok cool thanks anon. the thing is, we leave for the formal at 7:30. aaaaaaaand its 7 right now.so you better hop to it, ill meet you at address"
>fuck
>race home to shit, shower, shave
>its a bitch getting ready and having to make it all the way there but its going to be so fucking worth it because my date is going to be hot
>make it there in the nick of time
>texting my date to meet up with her, finally find her
>i was expecting Casey
>she is not Casey
>it is helga
>she is fat
>fuck you chad what have you done

cntd

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>>41021417
>My dad hugs me and says your so hard son I wish i was like you

fucking kek

>>41019912
>forgets to say no homo

fucking dumbass

he was a sk8r boi and I said see you later boi

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>>41028515
>helga the 3/10 is also very drunk and does not do a good job of hiding it
>i just came from the gym so im sober as all hell
>screaming on the inside but I didnt come all this way to be a jackass so im smiling and determined to show this girl a good time and try to get to know her
>where you from helga?
>New Jersey
>Whats your major
>Gender studies
>Do you have any hobbies?
>Well no but I've been really active in supporting hillary's campaign this year
>screaming intensifies
>show up to where her formal is, take pics with her, sit and chat with her, hang out with her, buy her drinks, even go dance with her (not grinding)
>takes me around to all her (much more attractive) friends and explains how I came to replace her date who bailed on her even though i didnt know her
>every girl does the typical 'AWWW OMG THATS SO NICE OF YOU TO COME YOURE THE BEST"
>translation:"holy fuck you brought the fat girl who never hooks up with anybody and youre actually atttractive, i would fuck you right now if you werent with her"
>helga gets progressively more and more touchy with me as the night goes on
>thankfully my friend is vomiting his brains out in the bathroom and i can excuse myself to go check on him whenever i want her to stop
>eventually leave the formal with her, her friend, and my friend who is drunk off his ass, she keeps heavily hinting that she wants to hang out after ;);;)))
>make it back to our house
>drunk as shit friends turns around and says "well hope you ladies had a great night youre both beautiful ill catch you later see ya" and dips out of the car
>both girls sit there looking confused because they thought they were coming with
>take my opportunity sand say "yeah this was great nice to meet you have a good night" and sprint out before they can say anything, car drives off
>run inside the house and grab a handle of whiskey
>drink until i can no longer her grubby meat hands grabbing at my arms anymore

have a few more stories if anybody cares

>>41028630
do continue

>>41028630
Sure anon

>>41024988
Lots of women are into that.

>>41028630
continue faster faggot >:^(

>>41028647
>>41028680
>>41028691
I have to go to the gym I'll dump more once I'm out if the thread is still alive

>>41027741
I'm no pickup artist, my dude. I'm just a guy who tries his best to hide his autism. Just work on yourself and interact with people more, and you'll learn how to as well.

Good luck bro, I believe in you.

>>41020155
>screams no
she's playing hard to get

>files restraining order
she likes to be restrained ;)

>>41028630
please do

>>41028630
These stories are what keep me going today, so please continue.

>>41027628
>>41027694
How good do you have to look for this shit to happen

>>41028868
Same here

>>41025432
so autistic it might work

>>41020273
I had the biggest problem with this in high school.
2 of the hottest girls in my school were best friends, they wanted to hang out with me ALL THE TIME, and normally they wanted to hang out just them and me. They would ask me to give them massages, or take naps IN THE SAME BED AS THEM, touch my hair, and a bunch of other crazy signals that my autistic brain couldn't pick up on. I thought it would be impossible for girls that hot to be into me. I friend zoned them for like 3 years until they stopped trying.

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>>41028735
nvm i forgot my shorts so i have time to type while i wait for somebody to bring me some

heres the story of the time i embarrassed myself horribly in front of 90ish sorority girls

>be me, a dirty fucking pledge
>pledge ed is talking to us during our weekly sunday meetings
>announces that Stacy needs 4 or 5 of us to help her out with her big/little reveal on wednesday and will be texting us about it

for those of you unfamiliar with greek life, when a sorority girl gets a "little sister" aka a little, they act a mentor to them and they become their "big sister". its a huge fucking deal for them and they shower them with gifts and presents and always do special shit and get super super into it

anyways

>>41024329
>not wearing speedos
Never gonna make it

>>41028910
ah, stacy

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>>41028910
>monday, stacy texts 5 of us
>I need you guys to come up with a dance and make it to candy shop by 50 cent
>wednesday, you will dress up in a blazer and a tie and be strip dancing for my littles
>oh fuk
>shit got serious
>over the next two days she changes the song at least 5 different times because women can never decide on shit
>finally settles on the dance and music from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4QLZTW8W-I
>problem is, she decided on it about 2 1/2 hours before we had to strip for her littles
>we all cram into a study room trying to memorize the dance and music
>chugging vodka because nerves are shot and ill be damned if im sober for this shit
>none of us know the song, the dance, or anything and we're all freaking out
>.this cant go well at all
>finally its time to meet them at their sorority house
>we change and finally make it there
>meet up with stacy
>"ok you guys are on in 20, you can go practice over there and ill come get you once we're ready
>ok thanks stacy we'll go practice

fuck me im getting nervous just remembering this shit. cntd

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>>41028990
>go around the corner to practice
>literally 30 seconds later stacy pokes her head around the corner
>"ok you guys are on tee hee"
>wait what the fuck you said 20 minutes
>"i know what i said but youre on now so get the fuck out there"
>fuck ok I knid of know the dance i can work it it it cant be that bad
>walk into the basement
>littles are sitting in chairs in the front of the room
>behind them, packing their massive basement, are i shit you not close to 100 stacys, waiting and watching
>i was wrong, its that bad
>music starts
>we start dancing
>music changes
>to something completely different than what we practiced
>sweating balls wtf do we do
>decide fuck it im just going to do whatever
>the jacket comes off and we start dancing on the girls and shit
>drunk as fuck so i cant remember anything besides laughing and screaming
>stacy cuts the music off early, everybody claps and we sprint out of there because we knew we dun goofed
>black out that night and forget it

best part right here, a day or two later thad was showing me the text stacy sent him after that talking about how we did

>they fucked up the dance so bad, it was so embarassing like they actually did horrible they were all drunk too and didnt prepare at all
>but the absolute WORST of them was that ANON
>he was off beat the entire time
>drunk
>tripping over himself
>he didnt know the dance
>he wouldnt stop stripping
>and he made an idiot out of himself
>but god fucking damn it he has such a good body he looked so fucking hot out there and all the girls loved it

ended up fucking her little a few months later. my contact name in her phone is "Backstreet Boy"

>>41028155
id like you to come over to the UK and tell it to some of the football team "firms" or russian footy mobs, get your helmet and pads back on and run along boy

>>41029074
Everything ended up great anon, you got laid and got a good story out of it, nothing more you can hope for in life

>>41029143
ok i will

>>41029143
The fans might act like rapid niggers but it's still a faggot ass girl sport

>>41023151
Not only that but feminists are usually shit girlfriends that worry and have stupid insecurities to which they have their freinds verify they are victims and feel good about feeling bad for themselves. Watch after 25 years of age they usually gain a shit ton of weight and then have it terrible. She will come back like always and you need to Deny her for that.

>>41028869
fairly attractive face, aesthetic/big arms, status