Functional Strength Thread

>>41013585
Best one

>>41013576
>>41013585
>>41013653
what in the fuck

>>41013732
Are you new?

>>41013739
I'm pretty sure that pipe would break his neck if it suddenly broke and landed there without him even realizing that was happening and squat his way out of the toilet.

>>41013792
Not if you have juucy traps

>>41013792
sounds like you don't have >functional strength

>>41013792
Not when you have functional strength boi

>>41013792
You lessen the impact with the correct mind-muscle connection fool

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>>41013732
/r/fitness is that way -->

>>41013576
>statistically correct inmate
kek

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>>41013576
F U N C T I O N A L

>>41015118
wtf? Why not just stand on the ground?

>>41015071
Yep, my routine is 10x5 cable throwyourselfonthegrounds per day.

>>41015338
he's practicing jerking off while hanging from a tree

>>41015071
>>41015089
desu he could be training himself for something very specific. maybe for work or a record.

>>41015338
Because the cable machine is a retard magnet.

>>41013653
What's even the point of pulling the car along? It would just slow gracefully to a stop without you, and in any case you're just delaying the inevitable.

deadlift over traffic pls

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>>41013792
>being this functionally weak

>>41015071
>Year of our Lord
>Not doing weighted tactical ankle punches

>>41015414
WRONG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MIweO9f23A&t=3s

>>41015071
>>41015089
Could be either Space baseball or strip dancing training.

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>>41016048

wew

>>41016140
Wow, he got

R O A S T E D

LMAO XD

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>>41016174
>>41016140

do you even:

>slings
>intrinsic core stability
>summation of forces
>dynamic equilibrium
>structural integration

M O V E M E N T S C I E N C E

>>41015338
Can't do a spiderman if you aren't hanging

>>41016140
>>41016211
It reminds me of sticky, that part where it says that people who will want to scam you will use some bullshit sciene terms to make you think like they know what they're doing.

>>41016140
Sounds like something blaha would say

bunb

>>41015071
S H O C K
T H E
B O D Y

>>41015527
where the fuck is that pic from

>bbc not long enough
Well there goes my immersion

>>41015089
>all the other kids in 3rd grade make fun of me because im bad at leapfrog and also bald. I'll show them!

>>41015071
>not training to punch manlets
>never gonna make it

>>41016851
I recognize epic beard man, but what is the right pic from?
>>41016707
drawing style looks like wikihow

>>41017009
good one m8

>>41015118
he will never have a full head of hair.

>>41016851
is this from something anon?

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You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>>41015527
wikihow

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>tfw girls will never date city boys

>>41015464
But then the qts will be miles away.

>>41016851
What is this from Anon?

>>41017020
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Ass_(film)

>>41015395
Built like that he might need those skills.

>>41017259
How about that green jacket senpai?

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>>41013576
>statistically correct inmate
top laff

>>41013973
I like this one.
I fucking hate it when guys use both the fucking weight-wire thinngys that I use to do tricep pushdowns for that retarded exercise.

>>41015527

You can read these panels in any order and the result is always something funny.

>>41015071
>>41015089
https://bretcontreras.com/how-to-become-a-functional-movement-guru-in-40-easy-steps/

>>41014688
fucking good one anon

>>41016140
>"allow me to present these complex sounding sciency words you've probably never heard in your entire life, this adds weight to my argument somehow."
>"what, you don't understand these words? looks like i win, heh..."

These are always my favorite threads. Thanks guys :)

>>41018282
Thanks anon

>>41015071
>>41015089
TIC TIC BOOM

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>>41013576
>Statistically correct inmate