*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

Im faster than that thing so i can just dodge and tire him before poking out his eyes

>>41003939
is it friendly?
I want to pet it's nose

>>41003969
>They appear slow because of their lethargic movements, but can easily outrun humans; bison have been observed running as fast as 40 mph (64 km/h).

Sure you can

>>41003939
That Donald Trump Hair

I always knew he was a shapeshifter...

>>41003939

He looks tasty

>>41003969
H-he's fast!

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>>41003996

it wont give a shit about you, and its protected you cannot kill it it has no natural enemies + not many animals could fuck with it, lions would get btfo

>>41003939
What mode is this?

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>>41004024

train neck 7x a week

>>41003939
*confronts with difficult social situation*

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>>41004060

bad move

>>41004024
shrugs and tricep pushdown mode.

this is what womans want

>>41004015
Nani?!

>>41003939
It's a cool animal.

what animal is this

>>41004924

They call them Bison but they're really Buffalo but we're not allowed to call them that because the Americans will come and kill them all again

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>>41004442
>anime

>>41004954
Do you know where you are Anon?

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>>41003969
even if you ran twice as fast as the fastest man in the world, you'd still get gored and trampled.

>>41004924
Bison
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bison

they live mostly in North America but theres a few in Eastern Europe. In America there used to be millions of them but they were hunted to near extinction in the 19th century, now theres about 150,000

>>41004949
you've got it backwards, buffalo is an improper term. Buffalo are their own genus. There are two species of Bison, one in North America and one in eastern Europe (the european bison is endangered though).

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>skipping head day

>>41003939
>"Oh shit, fuckfuckfuck-"
>Looking around for something climbable, any rocks or trees nearby?
>Standing obsessively still, but it's just fucking looking at me.
>"Fuckin' holy shit, oh no, this is bad-"

>>41004022
So no petting?

>>41004989
yes, this is a fitness board

>>41003939
These things are dangerous as heck. If you encounter one I hope you are flexible, because you won't have much time to kiss your ass goodbye.

>>41005309

you could try, but they will "bump" you if threatend

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>>41003939
Bully!!

>>41005313

Therefore Jojo is the only anime worth talking about here.

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>hissssssssss

>>41004022
>file name
Audible kek

>>41005774

that's a big gator

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this guy hops into your path and slaps your gf's ass

what do you do

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>>41003939
you are like a little baby

>>41004886
Your mom's a cool animal. She lets me ride her everyday.

>>41003939
O GIVE ME A HOME
WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM
>be careful what you ask for

>>41006538
moow

>>41006538
mooing

>>41006538
Mooooooooooooooooooooo

>>41006538
Rolling for 7

>>41006538
Moo lad

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bisonlets, when will they learn

>>41005899
it's a crocodile 4 u

>>41003939
*ENDS UP ON MY PLATE*

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>>41005958
*blinds him with dorito dust*
heh, nothin personel kid

>>41006538
Moo

>>41005958
glass the cunt

>>41006538
Mooing for 4

>>41006538
>Rouge Cow
>black and white

>>41004092
>wat is leg day

>>41003969
H-Hayai

>>41006538
mooin

>>41006538
Oh

>>41006538
Mooo

>>41003939
100.000 years ago people would just walk towards this thing, and it would run away.

they track it and keep doing this for 24 hours until it dropped from exhaustion.

>>41006538
/tg/an/ board when?

>>41004015
for you

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>>41003939
>>41003939
This is why I need a .454 in my gym bag

>>41003969
Maybe more agile but definitely not faster. You might be able to dodge out for a time but once it gets a piece of you you're dead. Not a game worth playing desu.

Tbh

>>41003939
*Pulls out red flag*
>OLE

>>41006538
Moo

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>>41003939

>>41006538
mooing

>>4100658

>>41006538
Mooing

>>41006538
mooo

>>41006538

>>41004092
F

U

C

K

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*accidentaly crash into yoru car*

>>41006538

checking in

>>41005774

comparing this little shit to bisson

will manlets ever learn?

>>41006538
i embrace the moooo

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>>41003939

>>41006538
rollo

>>41006538
I am a cow now

>>41006538
rollin'

>>41005265
i will never understand people that type like that...
Where did it go wrong buddy?

OH WOW ANOTHER GREAT THREAD NOT RELATED TO /FIT/

>>41004038
>>41004092
OUTTA MY WAY MANLETS YOU DON'T BECOME THIS BEAUTIFUL BY FRUADING

>>41006538

>>41003939
*adopts*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=estTtyHv8D4

>>41011300

THE FUCK

*GOES EXTINCT*

>>41006538

>>41006538
55/66 braaappffftttt

>>41003939
Has anyone tried to ride one into battle ?

>>41006538
pls not Longhorn

>>41006538
ROLL

>>41006538
>1
>warrior cow

That's a fucking dexter, the midget cow. Look how short it's legs are - 25% of calves die stillborn, 25% are normal sized (and thus culled) and 50% look like that.

>>41006538
Rollan Belgian Blue Brute

>>41007974
>the african stalker meme
Nobody hunts territorial bovines by running it into exhaustion.
Mostly because those fuckers charge and kill, they do not back away.

I wouldn't be surprised if the fucking hostile, original fauna of Europe was the reason for us dominating the globe. You do not stop developing weapon simply because you killed the monsters, they might come back.

>>41005005
>>41004949

i think in ops pic its a wisent, the european cousin of the amrecian bison

>>41005969
thanks man, thats actually pretty interesting

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>>41003969
>Im faster than that thing

>>41004010
homo

>>41006538
roll

>>41005958
Ask him to slap mine

>>41006538
Rolling for princess.

>>41006538
ROLL

>>41006538

Rolling for healer cow.

>>41006538
roll

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reee fucking bitch

>>41006538
Rollan

>>41006538
roll

>>41006538
roll

>>41003939
>Excuse me sir.
>Steps around.

>>41005309
I've pet a zubr at a zoo. They're very chill

>>41006538
Casual dubs.

>>41013555
YES.

God damn its like the first get in years. Mutha fucking warlock cow.

>>41006538
Rolland

>>41006538
Mooing

>>41004092
>when you only train thighs and are left with baby calves

>>41006538
gimme them horns

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>>41006538