/fph/ thread - "Can I bring my iPad?" edition
>>41001638
i couldn't watch the second part of 600lb life
i don't care about him getting better.
i want to watch him destroy his life.
I hope he changes, but at the same time hope he dies
>>41001656
Spoiler alert,
He's a fat fuck thats out of control. It's not going to work out for him.
>yfw he popped over 1000 pain meds in one month
>>41001801
>>41001638
That girl you called fat?
She's already starving herself.
Words hurt.
>>41002096
good
>>41001801
I am eager for part 3
>>41001638
Just when I think I couldn't loathe this guy more, the show keeps going and I find new reserves of disdain.
The real wild ride is his little brother. I go from feeling sorry for him over having to live with his brother's bullshit, to getting angry at him for taking his father's generosity for granted, and back again to repeat. They are both repulsive individuals, but the younger one might not have been such a disaster without Steven's destructive influence.
>>41001638
>>41002261
>>41001801
I've honestly never wanted a person to die until I watched this.
I hope he doesn't get better.
I hope to read about how an 800lb man kills himself on opioids.
>>41002261
Elephant man
What happened to the Assantis after filming ended?
>>41001688
More like 2000, he named 1k for only 1 type of med
Just finished watching part two and I had to turn it off after he treated Princess(really the only person you could call his friend) so badly that she quit.
>>41001638
dr now having him stand in front of the mirror was fucking tv gold. just both of them standing there, dr now saying you have destroyed your body, you don't even look human. holy fuck that was awesome.
>>41002261
Did he break his leg or something? Is it deformed? Why is it discolored? His whole lower half just doesn't look human. Kinda like something from the Thing movies.
>>41004111
that's what happens when you have too many sweets
>>41004111
I remember the doc saying it's just a massive amount of swelling and fluid.
>>41001801
He reminds me of a fat Joel Heyman.
does anyone have a link to part 2?
>>41001801
DonĀ“t tip the pea off the plate at the hospital
>>41001656
>>41001638
Have the Megabro uploaded the second part yet?
Justin was on reddit doing an AMA the other day, you can have a browse and find some gold if you like, but he answers the questions just as you would imagine a severely overweight autist would
https://www.reddit.com/r/My600lbLife/comments/63qq57/im_justin_assanti_ask_me_almost_anything/
>>41004602
That buzzfeed whale is one of the most repulsive women I've ever seen. Fat, ugly, stupid, looks like she's missing a chromosome, etc
>>41004602
it's on youtube
>>41004634
And Alison is such a qt for an evil leftwing jewess
>>41004667
got a fat person story, nothing special or interesting, but it really pissed me the heck off for some reason
>working at cash for mcdonalds
>fat bitch comes in
>chin like pic related
>orders fucking 3 burgers, 2 quarter pounders and a big mac along with large fries>
>also orders a medium diet coke
>bitch knows that if you stay inside you fill your own drink, she's here every fucking day
>says she wants diet coke anyway, probably wants to seem like shes trying to not get fat
>employees making the order
>she waits for 5 minutes
>she comes up to me
>"is that my order over there, getting cold?"
>the way she said it was so goddamn smug i wanted to punch her in the face
fucking fat people
>>41004667
She is such a cute
But I would be surprised if she was still anti-gun at least
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6Ex2rVOUWs
STEVEN has a HAREM of NURSE GIRLS to BATHE him while you SLAVE AWAY at the GYM
>>41002410
this... and an anon in another thread made a really good point - the way the brothers interact makes it seem like Steven probably sexually abused him when they were younger :(
>>41004803
Where's the punchline?
>>41005231
her life
>>41004536
FATS FATS FATS, HE'S GONNA EAT ALL THE FATS
today a ~300lb woman came over to the dumbbells at my gym. she picked up a 10lb and laid down on a bench. after looking at her phone for 5 minutes, she does a few pull-overs. then she walks away, leaving the bench soaking wet and the 10lb on the floor.
i try never to judge a fat person who's in the gym and actually doing something, even if they have bad etiquette. but how she decided pullovers were the best exercise for her is beyond me. get rid of the 200lbs of fat first.
I've never been so fucking irate. This selfish, manchild can't take care of himself, but he has the absolute nerve to adopt a kitty who depends on an owner who can fucking get food and clean their shit box.
What adoption agency in their right mind would approve of him to have to care for another life?
>>41004658
I refuse to watch that horrid rescale they do to avoid content ID
>>41001638
check the catalog
>>40993833
>>41004794
>>41004839
>tfw no gun loving kosher gf to make fun of fatties with
>>41005391
>tfw killing mudslimes
I want a jew to breed and kill muzzie with
>>41005411
yeah, but your child will not know what to think when they discover /pol/
t. mischling
>>41005431
Commander Rockwell's Sidekick was a Jew, as it turned out. You're gonna make it.
>>41005431
Mom or dad?
>>41004634
She also has no idea how to dress her body. If she insists on staying that weight she should at least try to find clothing to flatter what she has, instead of bitching about how clothes made for skinny/average frames have an ill fit on her.
She drives me crazy and I want to give her a better haircut that actually frames her face, and trap her in a gym for 7 weeks.
>>41005431
>Catalog
but you are the best
you have something to prove
>>41005195
made me kek
>>41001801
What episode is this?
>>41004536
HE WAS PUSHED!
>>41005353
You can get a cat anywhere. You can just find cats living around in places and shit.
>>41005353
>kitty
don't know why but that word is extremely annoying to me
>>41005353
BRACE FOR RAGE
>>41002096
whether you choose to get offended by what someone says is entirely up to you
>>41006624
Raged.
I would have offered to walk the dog though. I bet she would refuse and be offended though. Id also tell the landlord that I'm not getting rid of my car though. My pets are senpai.
>>41006710
>that guy who runs his car in his livingroom
/o/ pls
>>41002164
kek
>>41006729
>his cat isn't his living room.
>>41006832
>he isn't in his cat
It's fine, too
>>41004614
when i was in high school talking like 12 years ago, around 300, i did more on my legs and back
lying fatty
>>41006624
Seems simple put down the land whale
made this just 4 u guys
>>41007337
>>41007337
The Harle clown from CHRONO=CROSS wants to have a bone to pick with a word with you...!
>>41007423
can someone translate this autism?
>>41001656
You should, it's the ultimate fat kino
anyone have the megaupload link for the newest episode?
TLC would make millions if the Assantis have their own show My Fabulous 800lb life
Watching it right now, he's just such a smug fuck about it all hard to hope he gets better
Does anyone have the megaupload folder link? I have the one for My Fat Fabulous Life but not for the My 600lb Life folder.
Just watched the James K episode and holy fuck how is he alive??
Hes the extreme example of calories in calories out, he just eats and eats, but only moves his arms, nothing else, just laying in bed 24/7, no wonder he can gain 100 pound so easily.
At the beginning of the episode I kinda felt bad for him, but the longer i got trough the episode, the more i started to loathe him and his girlfriend. The bitch says she knows that she is responsible for his condition, but needs to feel needed. James is just a manbaby that wants to be fat, and thinks a fatloss surgery is some magic remedy that will make him human again.
>>41007770
https://mega.nz/ #F!e8pUTSyZ!EaK-ffkKeYVKXDUD4AS6kg
>>41007770
Thank you!
There's a lot of fat hate and although I really can relate I would like to see some people who went from fat to fit like a comparison. That would drive me harder than being called a fat fuck, but only because I'm so numb to it at this point.
Diet is going good though, gonna start jogging real soon and taking the keto a lot more seriously.
13 pounds is probably nothing to some of you but it's a big step for me.
>>41002096
>>41001638
He is the ultimate troll,trolls his dad, brother, doctors even the entire fire department.
I think he only decided to start changing his ways at the end of this episode because he can manipulate people for longer.
>>41008802
fucking retards
>comparing getting hit with a little .308 round to getting hit by a fucking landwhale
>>41001801
I bet he took a dive to score some more opiates.
>>41008802
>3 minutes
wtf am i reading.
i was famous for 15 minutes in my town for breaking 4 minutes at a local event
>>41004614
>named the Cat, Cupcake
>>41010011
They're going to eat the cat, aren't they?
>>41002096
>doing a full calorie deficit
>not doing a 500 calorie deficit
tell her to read the fucking sticky
>>41002096
Sticks and stones