Femanons, would you ever get breast implants?

Would you get a dick implant if there were no medical repercussions?

>>40999377
depends on cost

>>40999377
not the same, a dick implant would only help if you're already getting laid

I've talked to a lot of my female friends on the topic. Most of them prefer breast surgery than any other procedure. Girls with A and B cups of course. No point in asking a huge titted cow.

>>40999418
Yeah realistically a jaw implant would be more suitable.

>>40999418

> not flopping your giant silicone dick around in the gym showers and making everyone feel inferior.

>>40999377
Yes.

>>40999230
Those aren't fake tho

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>>40999377
If the cost would be similar to breast implants then yeah, possibly.

But that question is not really the counterpart to breast implants. A big dick only helps you in the bed, breast implants helps you every day, so the question should be

>If there are procedures for men that greatly increases attractiveness with little to no repercussions for the same price as breast implants would you do it?

Fake tits are disgusting

>>40999230
I got breast implants last summer. Didn't want them to be too big (went from AA cup to a C/ small D) so it looks pretty natural. The surgery hurt like hell and was expensive but I'm really happy I got it done.

small natural tits > big fake tits

everytime

>>40999818
>implying a pair of well done fakes isn't better than chestlet shit

>>40999798
Tfw I'm a small boob guy and every grill I meet wants C at a minimum

>>40999798
will you be telling your future husband that you actually have shit genetics, or did the surgeon leave scars?

>>40999845

u may b homo

>Hurr faek titz r bad!!!!!
Some girls definitely look better with bigger tits, even if they fake.

>>40999879
They don't "feel" better, either. But you clearly wouldn't understand what I mean

i have big boobs already

>>40999866
Itty bitty fan club reporting in

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>>40999230
dear femanons,

fake tits look like shit when not in a shirt, they're disgusting. also that shit is shamefully transparent vanity. wait for the inevitable mammary targeting hormone pill that gives you big naturals.

til then just b urself (no pun intended).

sincerely,
men who don't like cheap whores

>>40999864
He knows and he's happy with the result as well

>>40999230
>>40999230
Meh I'm a small looking c cup. I really don't like how fake looks and find surgery for frivolous things like boobs to be a no. Although you naturally lose fat as you age, so maybe if i could just get a mild fat injection i might later on in life

already did
went from pancake A to solid C
best decision of my life. no guys have a shit I had legs like a horse or a firm butt when I had the upper body of a teen boy.

>>41000032
this is accurate desu

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>everyone claiming their boobs are awesome
>nobody posting pics

>>40999818
My last hookup had a set of falsies, don't knock em til you try em, these were perfectly done, and so tasteful, guy who did them is an artist

Don't do it femanons small are best 2bh

>>40999978
>thinking woman care about your opinion on the matter
you're never gonna make it lad

I used to want them but realized that having back problems and major sagging after 30 isn't something I want. Sure they can look good with bras but after you take them off they flop, whereas small boobs kinda stay in relatively the same place.

>>41000182
>I used to want them but realized that having back problems and major sagging after 30 isn't something I want
>t.retard that doesn't know shit
Bet you don't even know what actual sag is.
lmao

>>41000205
What do you define actual sagging is then, anon?

My boobs are still big enough for me even after losing weight and gaining muscle. I wouldn't want to get implants, but I'd plan on getting a lift after I have a child + get fit again.

>>40999978
I went through gynecomastia surgery, I had huge breasts and too much fat tissue (wasn't fat elsewhere). What does that make you think of me? Am I also vain and a cheap whore? I didn't do it for health reasons, I did it to look more presentable.

>>41000265
ignore him he's just a fag lol. get some nice high profile titties

>>40999377
Depends on the cost.

Nope

>>40999996
honey he's just saying that because he would've left you if you didn't get them done. A cups can't satisfy any man worthy of a woman's attention.

>>40999996
>>40999999

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>>40999418
>tfw there's no confidence implant

>>41000224
The position of the nipples compared to the crease of the breasts.
Pointing up or forward = no sag
pointing slightly down = a tiny bit of sag

The closer they get to the crease of the breasts (pointing down) the saggier they are.
What most people think "sag" is is just natural hang, gravity is going to pull your tits down (if you have any that is :^) because they're attached to your chest and that mass has to go somewhere .

Look at Tessa Fowler's tits for example, her breasts are pretty much perfect (I use them the most as reference when I'm drawing tits)

>>41000116
>implying your opinion matters
Aren't you precious

>>40999978
>tfw just a myself

Yes but only because my breasts are asymmetrical and it's very annoying.

>>41000418
Yes there is, it's called "alcohol".

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>>41000431
>"lol i'm getting implants for myself not because i care what others think"

>>41000429
You do make a good argument, however, skin becomes more elastic with age and saggage is just going to happen regardless (unless (possibly even more) cosmetic surgery is done but there are limitations to what the majority of doctors are willing to do). I mean, have you ever seen a woman past 50 or 60 with firm/non-saggy breasts that are 100% natural or don't require a lot of upkeeping? I highly doubt it.

I agree, she does have perfect boobs.

>>41000460
I know that feel, mine were asymmetrical by a fair bit but went on birth control for a couple months and they grew in size and leveled out a bit better. Still not perfect but better than they were before.

How old are you, anon? Breasts usually settle down with growing (unless pregnant) in the early to mid twenties. You might still have some time.

>>41000520
Of course a woman that's 50 or 60 isn't going to have perfect tits but they can get a breast lift if they for whatever reason want one now I don't know how good that's going to work or look but the option is there.

>>40999230
>asking the most insecure board about breast implants
prepare for the autism

>>41000490
But I never said I was getting breast implants? I actually said I wouldn't in a previous post.
>dude thinks every female in the thread is the same singular one
>thinking his opinion actually matters
Lol delusional AF brah

>>41000429
>I use them the most as reference when I'm drawing tits

>>40999978
speak for yourself faggot, implants look way better than natural tits in a lot of cases

shape>size anyways unless they're really small

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>>41000599
>opinion doesn't matter
>respond anyway

pro-tip: it's the internet, ur completely anonymous, the only reason not to post ur tits after saying how great they are is because you know they ain't shit

>>40999377
Lots of people here take steroids even though there are medical repurcussions - of course they would get a bigger dick at no cost.

>>40999798
Why did you bother to pay only to end up small nonetheless? It's like paying for a home cooked meal by nigella lawson and asking her to make a slice of toast;.

>>40999230
If I lost my breasts in a mastectomy, yes. I'm not insecure about my breasts, so that would be the only situation that would warrant augmentation.

>>40999978
t. never actually seen fake breasts

>>41000646
>shape>size

same is try for muscles

>>40999230
I have a friend who paid for them when she was 18, went from an A to about a F, seems like it was the best decision of her life - she was way more confident and didnt even slut it up with them, just got a chad and has been with him since. I dont think he knows either.

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>>41000657
>ur completely anonymous

Not for long :^)

>>40999230
am I the only one that gets swollen pants when I see big boobs?

>>41000721
>went from an A to about a F
>I dont think he knows either
impossible

>>40999920
Itty bitty titty committee, you mong

>>41000657
Protip; when someone isn't a completely insecure fuck, they don't need to seek validation from meaningless strangers, especially 4chan strangers.
I reply to you as someone who hopes you take such information and use it to make yourself a better person; I'd prefer a world where im not completely surrounded by deluded bumblimg idiots

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is it another "let's pretend we are on /fit/ for girls" thread?

>>41000604
>not being a d/ic/k
What's the problem

>>41000746
I've never seen them naked obviously but in revealing tops there is literally nothing about them that looks unnatural. May be hidden scars but i hear they can do fat injections now.

In conversation with them it has never been mentioned despite having talked about surgery before. I dont see her very much any more though. They were phenomenal though.

>>41000794
"wrong"

>>41000770
you going to show them, or are you going to keep ranting on an anonymous image board on a saturday afternoon?

>>41000815
Literally just searched it up, its correct you can get "autologous fat injections" as breast augmentation now. She had hers done about 4 years ago so that might well be it seen as she paid a tonne.

As for whether her bf knows, im not certain but its very conspicuously never arisen in conversation when it would naturally.

>>41000858
I never said it couldnt be done i said youd be able to tell.

C > D > B > E+ > A > AA > pectus excavatum chesticles > Implants of any size

>>41000890
But im saying from my experience they were completely natural from all normal perspectives and he didn't appear to have been told/know. Then i just googled and found there was a very real technique by which no-one would know. Don't know if she had that, but i would not be surprised.

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>>41000770
>isn't a completely insecure fuck
>won't anonymously post her tits after telling everyone they're awesome

u have less balls than the people posting in the CBT

>>41000552
Late twenties and the areolas are also different sizes
;_;

>>41000925
>found there was a very real technique by which no-one would know
Im saying you would still know. Unless they develop naturally over time youd be able to tell. Give it up lady people will know.

>>41000858
>its very conspicuously never arisen in conversation when it would naturally
>natural conversations about fake tits

Ain't nothing like slamming back a coupla brewskis, pulling the cover off the foosball table and shooting the shit about all the invasive cosmetic operations you've inflicted on yourselves. I gotta get some implants, then get a boyfriend who'll bring up my implants at every social gathering I attend thereafter.

>>41000899
Objectively wrong.
> 30 best band size
> H > G > F > E > D > I > J > C > AA > A > B

The reversal at the end is due to if a girl is going to be a double X chromosomed boy then at least if she is totally flat chested she will be desperate and insecure enough to become a depraved slave and id just pay for implants down the line.

>>41000952
He didn't know her when she had it done, they met at uni.
>>41000960
Just one main conversation where we were at a bar and talking about some girl who clearly had her lips done and talked about our feelings on plastic surgery. She was pretty quiet, so it seemed like maybe she didnt want the conversation to move to her.

>>41000992
>He didn't know her when she had it done
Obviously that isnt what i meant you dumby. Of course you could tell if a girl who was flat grew beach balls on her chest. Im saying natural tits look a certain way and when your body goes from a - f there will be giveaways. They way the skin looks and hangs when she bends over. Plus they most likely wont feel perfect either.

>>41001015
As i've said ive never seen them naked, but she wears low cut tops a lot and they sit and move exactly like natural breasts, including braless in black tie dresses. I wouldnt know they were fake in a million years. If there are scars underneath id never know though.

I should say A was a hazard of a guess, she had no chest whatsoever but i never asked what she was before, she just said what they were now.

>>41000960
>being insecure about ur fake tits

If you're that insecure you shouldn't get them, people will find out. Better to be loud and proud about them no fucks given.

>>40999377
Fuck yeah son
5-7" here I come

>>41000770
>t. hambeast

>>41001057
>I wouldnt know they were fake in a million years.
And? Most women are dumb as rocks. Like your attention whoring friend.

>>41001119
> im female

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Got mine done last Friday. Had a severe birthdefect on both my breasts which made them look awful. Like a bad case of male gyno. Feeling terrific, only issue is the bad bruising.

>Inb4 theyre ugly and u r fake hurr hurr

Im way happier and im not as insecure now.

>>41000770
You're not even a woman are you?

>>41001141
Only a woman would say she couldnt tell a pair of fake tits when you them.

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>>41001143
Well we can't even see them a little bit, but if it makes you feel better, I think that most boob jobs look pretty good, so unless you got one of the few bad ones, good for you.

>>41001143
Look good, what size did you move to?

>>41001161
My own gf is 32E, i know breasts pretty well.

>>41001143
Pls be in L O N D O N, O N T A R I O

>>41001159
Iam 100% a woman.

>>41001176
Thank you, I went from a very small B-cup to what now looks like a D-cup, but when the swelling goes down it will probably be a full C-cup

>>41001198
Shame D/E is the dream. That said im sure its a small enough change that you wont feel awkward or it be pointed out too much.

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>>41001143
>tfw no available surgery for chest gap

I've always had self image problems and my thicc Amazon genes giving me thunder thighs has not helped; it makes the fact I have pretty small tits stick out, and losing weight only makes them smaller, but if someone DOES like the way I look I would rather they compliment the authentic me, which reassures me that don't need fake hair, tits, nails or anything else. This is why I don't ever photoshop my pics and wear minimal makeup if any, though I like playing with it for art's sake and people have a right to experiment with their look in whatever way makes them happy.

My shoulders and hips make me an hourglass, but at only a 30E, I don't quite fit the bill. I found wearing the right size and circles bra can really boost the appearance of your rack. I just assumed I was an A cup for years and experienced breast tissue migration, but after getting into the right size, I've felt a lot happier with the visible transformation and think lots of women contemplating a boob on might reconsider if they tried the same thing too. 80% of women are wearing the wrong size.

>>41001292
You are not a 30E if you were getting in A cups before. People might be wearing the wrong size but vanity sizing has gone the other way now and you see endless flat chested whales wearing 28H because it makes them feel better.

>>41000418
try psychedelics. they work wonders for that kind of thing

>>41001292
>small tits
>somehow has to wear a 30E
You are retarded go get measured properly.

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>>40999230
As someone who barely has a B-cup, yes, absolutely. If I had 10k or whatever fall out of the sky, I probably would. I think I'd feel more attractive and feminine with breasts that were at least a full C. But it's kind of a pipe dream and not something high on my bucket list. I'd rather take that same money and use it to travel to Hong Kong or Venice instead of just immediately blowing it all on something that superficial.

>>41001447
Where do you live? A good surgeon will usually do it for 4000$

>>41001447
> superficial
They would improve your mental health, career and partner prospects. Whereas getting fucked by a black guy in a bar toilet travelling italy is not a good use of money.

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>>41001447
Don't get breast implants, B is completely fine and all guys apart from literal mouthbreathers will prefer it to fakes. Go to Hong Kong instead - Venice was an overrated tourist trap.

>>41001531
> all guys
You mean all betas, she probably wants better than you m8

>>41001471
again, can't afford that. I could live in the second or third world for months on that, and that sounds like a much more interesting prospect than having bigger tits

>>41001495
>fucked by a black guy in italy
funny meme. also
>improving mental health
ehhhh, i mean would it really?
>better career prospects
any place that would seriously promote me because I have bigger tits is not the sort of place I'd want to work at. Not everyone is as much of a horndog as you, anon.

>>41001531
I know. I was going to say Monaco at first in my post, but I was worried someone was going to make a joke about me being obsessed with city-states and micronations. Hong Kong, Monaco, Macau, Osaka, Mongolia, Transnistria, Odessa, and the PNW are all high on my list of places to visit.

>>41001554
ur probably right

>>41001563
>again, can't afford that.
Get some guy to pay for your tits. That's what most women who get implants do.

had a gf that was like completely flat, didn't even want to take her top of when fucking her.
I think they should, not really big, but at least have something there.

>>41001554
>wanting fake tits
Confirmed virgin, they ruin everything and completely eliminate any sensation in the nipples. They only look good in clothing.

>>41001563
Feeling insecure is awful for your mental health and by virtue your entire life. If you know you look good, you act confident and people radiate towards you. As for career prospects it's not about people being horny - there's the halo effect. People unavoidably perceive attractive people as more intelligent and capable. They get larger pay rises and higher ultimate positions.

>>41001593
My gf has a natural large chest, but anyone is lying when they say "oh id rather natural babe" but then they all flock to whoever has a large chest natural or not. It's like women saying to a manlet friend "oh any girl would be lucky to have you". Men dont say what they want, women dont say what they want.

Furthermore most large chested girls have sensitive nipples regardless and dont like any stimulation of them, try get out a bit.

>>40999230
I wouldn't. There are some things I'd do to change my body, and my appearance, like eat healthy, and exercise. But they are all gratifying changes that improve my mental state and health. Implants wouldn't be a change I'm making for myself, but for others to like me more.

Not to mention implants have a risk of looking fake or ugly, and that's not worth it. Look at how many pornstars have ugly fakes and they probably paid top dollars for it.

And they don't last forever. What are you going to do when they spring a leak or need a change? Waste of money time and health

>>40999230
If they took an hour to install and cost at most 50 bucks then yes.

But since they don't, nah.

I don't mind girls that do it to, but of course I think some implants look nicer than others ( enhancing as opposed to replacing but that's just me ).

>>41001627
>boobtlets btfo

>>40999377

Nah, I'd feel pathetic. Besides, a larger cock would only help you if they're in your bed already, I need a confidence boost brah.

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This thread is r9k LARPing tier bullshit, JANNIES DELETE THIS THREAD NOW.

>>41001627
True, a lot of guys flock to the largest chest, but you'd be surprised how often people can tell if a girl's had a boobjob. And what a girl lacks in chest size she can make up for it with a good ass/narrow waist, and that just takes exercise and not surgery.

But you're wrong about sensitivity - large chested girls usually have less sensitive nipples than flatchest girls.

>>41001731
Not him but
> But you're wrong about sensitivity - large chested girls usually have less sensitive nipples than flatchest girls

That's wrong in my experience

>>40999230
If femanon - do it. 90% of women who got them are happy. Well made implants are a supernormal stimulus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernormal_stimulus this evoke positive impression on men and vile envy on women.

If anon - stop sucking cocks.

>>41002820
and girls with naturally large breasts will laugh at you don't forget that one

>>41003006
I said - women will show vile envy. Natural boobs very rarely look as good as properely made fake ones.

Also - found the cumdumpster.

>>40999978
natural big breasts look good for a few years, tops (17yo to 21), after that they look unironically like shit

implants look flawless if done right (see 90% of girls in game of thrones)

>>40999565
Tren exists. I does it.

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>>40999978
>Getting fake tiddies to impress others
Srsly hope you grills don't do this, if you're gonna do it then do it for yourself. Who cares what these nagging naysayers says.

>>40999230
As much as I would like bigger tits, the money and implication of vanity kinda ruins the idea of it. I lost a lot of weight and I'm actually kinda proud to have small tits now - it means I'm not a fat fuck anymore lol. I went from a C to almost an A cup.

If there was a surgery so that I can stop being and autismo fuck and actually get my fitdt bf I might consider it lol

>>41000429
Post pics
>tessa fowler's tits
>the tits you drew
I want to combine my thirst with my taste for being a pretentious cunt about art

>>40999377
7.5" would be a waist of money. several women have told me that's to big. "you can do more a smaller one."

>>40999230
I'd really like to have a larger chest. i have a b cup chest now, but was basically totally flat until i was like 18 or 19 and have always been self conscious of it.
but i would not be able to justify spending such an obscene amount of money on pure vanity. also, theres the risk of complications with the surgery or something going wrong with the implants in the future. even if the health risk is small, its just not worth it.
i feel like this about most cosmetic surgeries desu.

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>>40999377
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>>41000770
>Dont need to seek validation
>Gets her tits done

Wew Lad.

Nowhere in this thread has anyone mentioned how badly breast implants age, how they look when they're done at 18 is a world away from how they'll look at 45. And that's if you don't have to get them replaced as you age.

Not worth it.

>>41004346
Idk bruh. Lumpy dick?

Just kegel that shit instead. I heard it works a bit at least.

But then you wouldn't want to be the guy that spends a half hour every day massaging his dick to make it bigger.

>>40999377
If I had a small dick absolutely.

>>41001683
You fucking dumb cunt. You're kidding if you think having a big python between your legs wouldn't boost your confidence.

You do realise that for most women who get implants (no, not instagram tarts), it's because they're self-conscious about small tits and get a massive confidence boost after surgery

>>41001143
how long would this take to heal?

>>41003643
Why exactly would you get breast enhancements for yourself?

34A

Hell yeah I want implants

t. tranny

>>41004652
pics or you can still stay

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>>40999230
I think about it sometimes but i may just keep them small and have them pierced for pleasure instead. Having low bf % as a kid F'd me over in that regard.

>>41004673
You don't want to see the chest of a scrawny twink with deliberately induced gyno

>>41003006
Nigga they'll laugh even harder if you're flat.

>>40999377
No, I wouldn't and for the same reasons I don't get my braces despite there being no medical repercussions.
Firstly, I don't have that kind of money.
Secondly, it's my body. I received it and everything within it from my parents. It's my duty as a man to take what they've given me and make it great by myself. No other person has the right to alter me, and as long as the choice is mine, no person ever will.

>>40999427
unironically do tren

>>41000952

This.

Did the guy never see a picture of her from before they met?

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>>40999978

Nope

I actually prefer the smaller look of my boobs, I think they're cute. (B so still feminine without having mosquito bites)

I am also sub human scum and am into lolis

>>40999230
>Chest day is my favorite day
>Directly working chest w/ implants will warp their shape and make your boobs look weird.

Also, I watch a lot of botched and the thought of plastic surgery terrifies me.

Feels bad, man.

I would totally get bimbo-grade obviously fake tits.

not the fake tan and bleached hair and restylane lips and all that, just 800cc minimum, saline or silicone.

>>41005290
>(B so still feminine without having mosquito bites)

>tfw had a full b before I started lifting, dropped down to just barely bigger than an a.

A woman stopped me outside of the women's bathroom at Target because she thought I was a dude.

>>41004783

I do actually. That's my fetish.

No. I've gotten a reduction though after weight loss didn't take the titfat off – from I to C with a nip lift so I don't have to wear a bra until I get old and wrinkly. If I was small chested, sure, I'd get them, but only those silicon bag ones they slide in through your belly button — the kind that aren't hard or look unnatural.

>>41000265
How big are we talking before surgery?

I know a girl with HHs or some other ridiculous size I didn't even know bras went to .

Her tits literally stick out like 12"+ wearing a sports bra.

>>41001193
L O N D ON O N T A RI O B O Y S

>>41005636
>they slide in through your belly button
sounds brutal

>>41004904
lol you fucking fag, do you not get haircuts either confuciousbro?

>>40999230
For the longest time I thought it was something only vain Stacies did, but then again it's spending a lot of money and a decent amount of pain purely for the purpose of being more pleasing to men. So from a submissive point of view, I'm getting riled up just even thinking about it. If my bf ever puts a ring on it, I'll leave it up to him (though I would not go huge/bolted on even if he asks, that's just too much for me).

>>41001193
I agree

>>41001236
I had a consultation with a surgeon in Newport Beach who specialized in larger implants and she told me the same thing.

:(

>>41006790
>Newport beach
Beverly Hills or Vegas

>>41006813
I happened to live in the 949 area so a lot of my research kept taking me locally because I know southern California (esp. san fernando valley) is kinda infamous for porn star titties so you better believe Beverly Hills came up (esp. Dr. Kim)

Most of my research came from justbreastimplants and theperfectboobs.net

>>41006863
oh and realself of course

>>40999377
I think height would be closer analogy. Its a factor that usually gets females wet and can have benefits even outside of sex.

So yea I'd add a few inches if there weren't any long term negatives.

>>41000265

This is such a tragedy.

Post before pics at least.

>>41000265
You're just a morong.

>>41000265
Yup.
You are in fact a vain whore. Worse, a low selfesteem vain whore who was dumbfucked into getting rid of her tits by the queers who run media, jealous bitches and fucking loser dudes who can't keep their eyes in their heads.

>>40999798

FACT: C cup tits implants will NOT look natural. They never do.

>>41001627
>most large chested girls have sensitive nipples

Found the virgin

>>41000702
lurk more

>>40999978

Can confirm. Was with a girl with fakes for a time. The most disturbing thing about them was that they were cold, below the rest of her body temp. Made everything feel unnatural and alien.

Also this thread should be a reminder for men that all women are fake and liars, even down to how they first appear to you. Don't trust them.

About 90% of this thread is a literal crab bucket.

>>41004680
Massive red flag

>>41004904
Hope you've never washed any injury then, brushed your teeth or accepted any medical assistance! What a teenage tool.

>>41005636
Disgusting, you should be ashamed but im assuming you have some gender identity issues

>>40999230
Male, but if i were a flat chested girl i 100% would. Some woman from work had her chest enlarged, maybe C to F and went from a 5 to an 7 easily. They move and feel absolutely real and being a slightly eccentric person she's shown me them, they were like 10/10 18 year old breasts on a ~mid 30s woman.

She spends her weekends getting blasted on experimental drugs in clubs and thats not for me but i almost would now for the chance at her.

>>41001143
I would rather have mutant tits than bolt-ons.

>>41008316
> bolt ons
Im not sure but i can say with absolute certainty you dont keep medically up to date.

>>41004680
post pics breh. I'll let you know how F'd over you are

>>40999230
Why don´t they just insert fat into breast like japs do ? Looks perfect unlike implants, the only downside would be that there is a limit how far can you go with fat.

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>>41004584
It will take a month until i can go back to working out. Been a bad girl and already started running for the springsmarathon in town.

D E L I V E R I N G

Im 5'2, 55kg with 325cc implant in eachbreasts, high profile round mentor implant under the muscle.

The tape should be on for atleast 6 months for pretty scarring. Went from a disfigured b-cup, to a much more normal looking breasts with a d-cup, had some lumps removed from my breasts during surgery. No more pain from that and im feeling happy.

>>41008384
They do have that here and size is only an issue in one procedure, you can wait and do more.

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>>41008464
>these veins

>>41008464
Thanks. They look great.

>>41008487
Yes thank you for noticing, bad bloodpressure and visible veins is not a great combo. Will get them removed with laser in the future :)

>>41008464
I probably would have gone for bigger, as they are shaped like larger breasts but still, they look good.

>>41008526
I dont think you get it, veiny boobs are GOAT

>>41008464
Let me smash.

>>41008560
>>41008526


It´s the same shit as with tanlines. Every man likes that yet women always try to get rid of it.

>>41008596
I dont like tan lines at all, i dont like tans either. White and clean as possible for me.

>>41008526
>Will get them removed with laser in the future :)
waste of money

>>40999230
if they looked and felt real and left no scars and didn't cost a lot of money and my husband wanted me to i would seriously consider it
otherwise no

>>41008659
All those conditions are true, fat injections are totally indistinguishable with no scars, procedures are only a few thousand and your husband secretly wishes it even if he says otherwise. Your choice is either lose him to the hot stacked intern at an office party in ten years or become a chesty milf and sleep with your son's friends.

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>>41004030
It takes a lot of foreplay. Can never "just stick it in". I hit my girlfriend's cervix after just 4-5 inches.

t. 7.5"

>>41008838
Fat injections are a great option if youre ready to put down around 8-10k $, same risks with a brazilian booty lift, alot of the fatcells will die - so it wont be as big after a while, and it can become lumpy if you dont massage it daily.

>>41008838
I...what? also he seems pretty happy with them so meh

>>41008871
> lumpy if you dont massage it daily
Not even remotely true other than gently in the post-operative stage. The fact that some of the fat is removed is true which is why the injections are usually over the desired size.

But yes ultimately you need to have more to keep it up. No more regularly than you need to replace normal impants though.

>>41008881
He says that but install a keylogger on his phone/computer. Guaranteed he's searching up "christina hendricks VR porn experience" in between writing his lazytown fan fiction.

>>41004198
Most girls have B cups, usually b75 ( at least here in germany that's the average i think).
My GF too, it's totally fine.
They fit well in the average man's hand.
As long as they feel good and firm when you squeeze them, you don't have much to worry about.

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>>41008917

>>41005761
>I know a girl with HHs or some other ridiculous size I didn't even know bras went to .
>Her tits literally stick out like 12"+ wearing a sports bra.

tfw no mega milk cow tiddie gf ;_;

>>41008934
t. small hands
Legitimately. My gf is a G and they're just about right for my hands.

>>41009093
My ex-gf was a 32F.

Big-tiddy-bro-from-another-ho-mo-no

>>41009093
I have normal sized hands, i admit, my GF's boobs would have to be a little bit bigger to fill them up entirely, but i cannot really coumplain about the feel now.
But well, in the end, everybody's got a different taste and preferences.

>>41009131
I want to upgrade to a G cup gf.

I think H or J would be as large as I'd go.

>>41009131
> ex
Why.

>>41009286
>Why.
Because turns out bust has a direct correlation to ego. Ego in turn correlates to how many dicks she may or may not have sucked outside of our relationship.

It's pretty common amongst busty chicks. Just gotta keep trying to find one that hasn't been tainted by the insta-model mindset.

instagram /yungfreckz/

>>41009093
>>41009131
STOP

my ex gf had Gs and now i'm depressed, will probably never have a gf with tits that glorious ever again

>>41008327
Is it OEM? No? Then they're fucking bolt-ons.

It's like having a nice classy M5 and adding an aftermarket spiler/park bench to the trunk.

>>41009460
Wrong opinion

>>41009367
i'd like to see that study
in my anecdotal experience larger girls are very shy and self-conscious

>>41008464
How much did they cost?
How do they feel in terms of squishiness/ jiggliness?

>>41010303
I paid 46500kr, which is ~5100$
I had very hard breasts from the start so i wouldnt say theyre too different since theyre under the muscle.
I cant bounce with them this early on, but they do feel normal atleast to me!

No way. They look fucking weird and fake. It's the worst when female body builders who are ripped as fuck get them and they look like little bowling balls resting on their chest. Anytime I'm watching porn and there's a girl with fake boobs I x out if it lol. I'm good with being a 36D but I would be interested in getting a tummy tuck.

>>40999230
Sauce on girl in pic

>>41010700
Why are they under the muscle?

>>41011111
When theyre under the muscle they dont look as fake, it takes away alot of the extremly round shape of the sillicone.
I think most surgeons put them under the muscle these days if you have some breast tissue from the beggining, if youre really flat its easier to put it over the muscle, makes them look larger and more fake.

>>40999377
Yeah if it had the texture and consistency of a regular cock, I'd get a 14" one.

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>>41011111

Chicks who say that they get breast implants for themselves are like anons who say they don't lift to impress others.

>>40999230
FUCK OFF

>>41011159
They don't hurt your mobility at all?

>not just eating a lot of soy to get larger tits

I got implants when i turned 19 but the recovery sucked and i couldnt lift as much as before because i could feel the implants under my muscles flexing. worth it tho

>>41011043
emilyhelenbarry insta

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>tfw bimbo fetish
>this thread

PHEW

I could probably never date a bimbo or have my gf get implants, but goddamn.

>>41008560

This right here

>>41011906
Right now I cant really lift my arms too fast or it will hurt, but its getting less and less painful each day. So no i dont think it will do anything negative to my body at all.
Cant wait to go back to the gym

>>41013877
this might be too personal but what does your friends and family think of it? i always kind of wondered what it would be like you know?

>>41013919
No no worries I dont mind,
My family is very religious, but even my super christian grandfather was happy for me. Ive had issues for so long with now feeling comfortable in my own skin.

I only had a couple of friends I viewed as close, they knew I was insecure about myself, but when i told them that i went through with the doctors appointment they said I was just trying to 'steal their spotlight' because they were fat girls with E-cups,
I dont talk to them anymore.

Tldr; im a sad lonley cunt. But atleast my tits are okay now.

>>41014020
Good on you, probably end up being the best thing you've ever done for yourself

>>41014278
Thank you, feeling the same way about it.

>>40999418
>>40999377
Muscle implants would be more fitting, like delt, biceps or neck implants. Would you do it?

>>40999978

mfw thinking of you hurting

>>41014399
Synthol is shit.

>>41014399
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW3GADwDR-Y

>>41014020
>'steal their spotlight' because they were fat girls with E-cups,

Kek

>>41000770
>Spot the hamplanet

>>41008560
Agreed. They look more natural despite being fake. Keep the veins. Some guy will love you for it.

>>40999230
>femanons
>/fit/

>>40999978
>just b urself

More like a urself

>>41000771
No, it's a
>let's pretend we're grills on /fit/
thread

>>41010700
>kr
Which city. I demand you to answer.

>>41008870
>j- just like my chinese cartoons

I am a lady and I like wieners and sex time. Please love my breasts they have been enlarged.

>>41015149
Luleå!

>>41008526
>removed with laser
dont recommend it. i got my dick veins laserd and my gf hates it. said it looks like a crooked hot dog

>>41015218
I would have done you soo, soo, fucking good, if you lived around Oslo.

>>41015267
If you can afford Oslo, you can afford to take a little trip to luleaa.
Don't be cheap, Anders.

>>41015290
I need more than >>41008464

I have to see face.

>>40999377

If it' affordable yes.
The funny part is i'm already 8" but i wouldnt mind bein' 9 or 10. Even though i'm already limitée in mah sex life due to the size

>>41015327
How are you able to prevent your dick from hijacking your brain? Did you not see those tits?

Teach me.

srs

>>41015327
Would you?

>>40999798
>it looks pretty natural
sure they do lmao
maybe this is b8

>>41000599
You seem like an annoying piece of shit

>>41015445
If she is cute, probably.

>>41000265

You ruined your body so you can look better in clothes to appease everyone else.

As long as youre ok with this, whatever. But you did deface a natural wonder, and that's disappointing. It's like cutting down a huge majestic tree to build a mall.

>>41001143
>>41008464
Can we see your face? Please?

>>41015616
Don't do it, gals.
Don't!!

>>40999377
I got better things to waste cash on

>>41008464
Your bid tells me your face is QT as fuck

>>41015648
She got tits in place, so she is already a 7/10. Besides, we need a new queen.

>>41015616
Yeah!! Post some face. Hair at least.

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>>40999377
Absolutely not. My biggest turn on is small penis humiliation, and it's already bad enough having a an above average cock. If I could, I would give three inches away

>>41008487
>complaining about veins on tits.
You haven't seen many not on computer screens, have you?

>>41008235
>>41006674
>letting a doctor grow your dick because your personal image is so fragile that you can't handle it is the same thing as letting a doctor stitch up a gaping wound or washing yourself
The mental gymnastics you had to go through to type this astound me. You should be in the next Olympics.

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>>41015327
>>41015493
>>41015616
>>41015648
>>41015708
>>41015803

I will most likely regret posting, please no roasting

>>41016151
Very nice. As a fellow tran, your transition gives me hope. We're all going to make it, sister.

>>41016070
in terms of "i won't let anything alter me", yes, it is the same.

>>41016195
This.

>>41016195
She's a mtf?

>>41016218
Nope, female

>>41016228
Ok, I thought so. Otherwise that would have been an amazing mtf lol!

>>41016151
you're gorgeous. wouldnt happen to be a chick named Jenny that went to West Valley in Fairbanks would ya?

>>41016197
Again, you're making the huge mistake of thinking penis enlargement surgery to repair your shattered ego is the same thing as keeping your teeth clean or making sure you don't die from a gunshot wound. They are completely different things. One is you asking someone to permanently alter your body because you can't wake up every day knowing you don't have a big penis. The other is you keeping yourself alive so that you can fulfill your duties and pass something on. /fitlit/ should have stayed around because you could seriously do with a book.

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>There are qt3.14's browsing our autistic fitness board RIGHT NOW.

>>41016151

it's ok you're white and attractive you won't get roasted too bad on here

/fit/ is definitly the most civil board.

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>>41016195
>>41016199
>salty women

>>41016151
C-CUTE!

>>41016652
Well, you got the woman part right. But it's more mirin' than salt.

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>>41016151
pls be in

G R A N D R A P I D S
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>>41016686
By calling her a trap?

>>41016151
Might as well post your Instagram. srs

>>41016151
How old are you?

>>41016741
Sorry I just have a tendency to assume almost every other woman posted or posting here was born with a penis.

my mistake

>>41016773
Unfortunaly i dont have instagram, not a big user of social media

>>41016775
21

>>41016151
Now, post the real picture of yourself. Idk why I'm suspicious.

>>41016825
She looks more tan here >>41016151

>>41008464
Why do you have to wear the tape for so long?

>>41016913
The scarring looks better when you keep it from sunlight, dirt and so on. The medical tape doesnt let anything in so the scars heals better

>>41016814
All Rafellos fault

>>41016151
i want to lick your eyes

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>>41009367
>instagram /yungfreckz/
Jesus O_o
H-how?

>>41009433
>will probably never have a gf with tits that glorious ever again
Pretty much breh. The older we get, the fatter they do.

>>41009878
>in my anecdotal experience larger girls are very shy and self-conscious
HA! This is true ONLY until they get used to you giving them attention and working hard to bring them out of their shell. The momen, THE VERY FUCKING INSTANT they realise that, after all your effort, she, now feeling more confident, WILL REPLACE YOU THE MOMENT SHE CAN.
The average turn over in my experience is abut three to four months.
I now capitilise on thier shyness and self-consciousness by rewarding her with good feelings when she does what I want, and removing attention, flirt with other women, and remind her that not only won't anyone taker her seriously with her tit and only treat her as a fucktoy, but that if she ever got a reduction she'd end up with gross ziplock bag like scars and she's not attractive enough in the face to get the kind of bf she wants so after downgrading her body she'd have to downgrade her partner.

Fuck'em. I tried for 27 years, I'm not doing it anymore. Sad thing is this attitude has been more successfull and has lead to more happiness when they're with me than ever before.

The RedPill is the fucking truth.

>>41017082
ALSO

Have a friend who make 120k AUD per annum.

For the past six years he's gone to Pattaya in Thailand once every five or six months for about two weeks holiday.

Over there he sees the same four girls.

The kicker?

His deal with them is the bigger their tits, the more "time" (i.e. money) he'll spend with them when he visit. He'll even pay for enlargements/other surgeries they want (but he'll never pay for reductions).

And the best bit?

Once they hit 28 or 32 (if they're lucky and hold together well) he just makes the same offer to another fresh 16 yo (or whatever the "legal" minimum age is).
So basically he's living the oppai-loli or shortstack dream.

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>>41017082
>I now capitilise on thier shyness and self-consciousness by rewarding her with good feelings when she does what I want ...

You know they're human beings, right?

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Too expensive, also if the doc messes up, I'll look fucked forever.

>>41014020
rofl fuck those people. theyre insecure about being fat and think their tits are the only thing they have

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>>41016151

c-c-cute.

>>41016151

are u looking for a bf?

>>41017144
>You know they're human beings, right?
>implying using marketing, advertising, sales, social engineering, social-psychology, evolutionary biology, and basic "How to Win Friends" level shit is imoral and not just amoral.
>implying humans aren't just monkeys

I know they're humans. That's why I do it. They're "free will" to leave anytime they want. But you know what? I like having them around when I "free will" want so I'm going to do what I can to keep it that way.

Ever bought something you didn't want? Ever been "sold"? Well ever been sold something and thinking you got a good deal and both parties though it was a win-win? I show and sell my wares, they're "free will" to take it if they want, there are a few terms and conditions, they accept these when the seal the deal with their pussy, and if they try to back out or cancel there are fees.

fuck you buddy, I bet you were getting pussy since 16.

They don't owe me anything (no such thing as The Friend Zone senpai), true. But guess what? I don't owe them anything either (no such thing as Let's Just Be Friends desu).

>>41017359
I'm not talking about owing people anything. I'm talking about treating your fellow human beings with decency.

Would they be okay reading these messages about them? That's why it's fucked up.

>>40999377
yes. i value every inch added to my girth/length at around 5k USD and would pay it if there were 0 medical repercussions

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>>41016151

the japs do breast enhancement the best. so if your gf ever wants to get bigger tits tell her to save up and go over there to have it done

>>41004545

t. dicklet

My penis is already above average and having a larger one wouldn't guarantee me more confidence, especially since I know what prevents me from being more forward/outgoing.

Saged, this is /fit/ not /r9k/

>>41001531

stop speaking for people

>>41017359
Alright Billy thats all nice and swell but i think its high time for you to go back to your containment board now :^)
>>/r9k/

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>>41016151
>roastie post
>says no roasting
wot

>>41017439
>I'm talking about treating your fellow human beings with decency.
tiptopkek there you go with your high school epistemology. Who said I DIDN'T treat them with respect? Who said I DON'T treat them civilly and politely? I do everday because that's what makes life easier and nice, "Do unto others" as they say. But surprise twist! The fact is women KNOW they can do shit and get away with it. In fact just last night I had a girl tip her glass of shitty mixer slowly over my head. Why? Because she and her friend thought it was "lol sooo random XD".
Know why? I bet you're aching to know what I did to "deserve" it? Turns out she was one of my brother's former lays. I'm an angel compared to what my bipolar, manic-depressive, speed using, ice taking does to people, not just women, people. And for no other reason than that we're related she in that moment decided I was just like him but, rather than grab her drink and glass her right then and there, I stood there because decades of programming from parent, media, education, the law, and society told me to "Be a Man and take it".
So here's a mission statement for your whiteknight crusade, go out there right now and tell a women to treat people, not just men, people with decency BUT THEN WATCH WHAT SHE DOES.
>Would they be okay reading these messages about them? That's why it's fucked up.
Do you know me from one of Anon's Legion? How would they know? You think I just stand in the street ree-ing? I've been fucked up mate, I bet you've never even been in a shouting contest. I've been fucked up mate, and I'm sick and tired of not even getting a dinner out of it. I was fucked, now I'm that fucker.

>>41013017
holy shit different anon but I knew I recognized her. Went to college with this chick. She's really nice and has a killer singing voice.

>>41016151
BREH

>>41016151
>no timestamp
>everyone falls for girls on internet myth

kek, stay new