what goes through your head during cardio?

>>40988224
this is for pussy, this is for pussy, this is for pussy

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>>40988224
my mind just wanders

usually end up thinking about shit like an empty can of soda floating through space until it finds a refill station on an asteroid

I am crying about my lost gains and Zyzz dying in the sauna

>>40988248
>an empty can of soda floating through space until it finds a refill station on an asteroid

This one made me kek.

>>40988224
>Rising up, back on the street
>Did my time, took my chances...

>>40988224
stock prices

>>40988248
fuck yeah

>>40988224
>why am I fucking this chick when I could be on 4chan?

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>>40988224
>holy fuck i hate this god damn it I still have 10 more minutes fuck hurry up just stop thinking about it and it'll be over soon fuck i wanna stop i need to breath god damn it a cramp
fuck cardio

>>40988224
i just ordered a waterproof mp3 player

>mfw gonna be listening to sweet podcasts while i pump out my laps in the pool in no time at all

I have always thought they should put comic strips on the pool tiles in the lap lanes.

when you've done enough laps to have read an entire comic, reading a different little section each lap, you switch lanes and read a new comic.

>i have spent countless hours looking down at the pool tiles in silence
>it sucks

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>>40988224

I've been trying to do mindfulness exercises during cardio in order to min/max my /fitlit/ gains

>>40988224
If I'm doing low intensity stuff I get so bored I imagine I'm a robot who was made to run and try to find the most efficient, repetitive stride

If I'm doing high intensity stuff like sprints I think about winning 100m dashes and such ;_;

>>40988224
>checking out my surroundings (especially on a bicycle)
>regulating my breathing
>making sure my running/cycling form is correct

>>40988308
What podcasts ?

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>>40988224
a bullet

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>>40988224

I only use the Prowler Sled for "cardio" anymore.
I quit the bunny treadmill and eliptical machines.

So, my thoughts during the Sled are :
1. this is hard
2. do not puke
3. keep it moving
4. it feels great
5. somehow I have to be able to put this back in the storage closet

>don't get near if you fear

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>>40988224
> chest...hurts... kill... me...AAAAAAHHH

her.

>>40988248
The mind of an artist

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>>40988224
Well when I run I think about myself running. Not like "I'm running right now in my current surroundings" but literally me running in a different place. If I'm running on the beach I think about me running in the snow. If I'm running on a treadmill then I'm thinking about me running in a swamp or jungle. If i'm running more than 3 miles then I listen to Mastodon or Black Sabbath and think about me being a jew during the time the pyramids were being built and i'm a jew pulling a giant stone with a rope by myself. If I'm just running 1-2 miles than I think of those claymation Christmas specials, either Heat Miser, Snow miser, or that "one foot in front of the other" one. It's just great for running.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yon2YuXssvo

>>40988224
Whatever anime I'm watching.

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>>40988248
This will be remembered for generations.

>>40988726
nah

>>40988726
Get those sweet upvotes

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>>40988248

>>40988248
Fucking kek

>im gonna quit right here
>you say that every single time
>yes but this time im seriously just gonna stop right here

this continues until I am done with cardio, large nordic genes are not made for cardio

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>>40988787

>large nordic genes are not made for cardio

I disagree these fuckers have charge.

>>40988787
I'm mediterranean (Not the short shitskin kind) and the same shit goes through my head.

It's this or you're unemployed
Its this or you have no future
Its this or you achieve nothing

>is she looking at me?
>is he looking at me?
>why are they looking at me?
>you should pedal faster

Repeat.

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When I did high intensity cardio, shit like 190bpm and hour long rowing or running, I used to do math in my head to figure out splits or times.

Now I just swim casually and think about politics. Sometimes i get lucky and can just enjoy the water free of stress.

>>40988248
NEat

>>40988246
yeah

>>40988830
God that's fucking negative.

>>40988843
I always thought of it as motivational...

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> what goes through your head during cardio?
Digits

>>40988887
lmao! get fucked nigga u betta jump rope

>>40988887
Off by fucking 1.

LISS aka "boring" cardio: not much, my mind kinda blanks out and focuses on inane details I see in front of me or the music playing or such, it's almost meditative
HIIT: I imagine a drill sergeant (think Full Metal Jacket or such) shouting at me to get more reps in in the given time frame for that interval. Hella gay, but it does work.

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>>40988224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gX2FjJm2_YA&ab_channel=BruvaAlfabusa
this

>>40988887
that would of been sick desu

>>40988224
I imagine I am having sex and that if I stop before my chosen time/distance I have came too early, whereas if I am closing on the last 100ft I sprint it like all hell as if I was pounding the girl and myself into mutual orgasm.

>>40988726
It's not funny but go ahead and link it to your favorite subreddit

Fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit Fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit Fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit Fuck this shit fuck this shit fuck this shit

>>40989653
This

Why did I decide to do cardio while I'm bulking. I'll just have to find time for another meal

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i do bjj and judo as cardio. My mind is usually too busy not getting btfo that i forget about everything else. It's like some sort of meditation

>>40988224
>everyone is watching if you stop now they will judge you

>not just walking for up to 4 hours at a time

>>40988887
holy shit kek
>88887

>>40988224
I drink as much coffee as I can stomach. I then listen to suspenseful music, such as the terminator, alien, and the thing soundtrack.

I work myself up into a huge panic and frenzy by yelling and screaming in the mirror, then I run as fast as I can along my route as if something is going to fucking kill me, and I don't stop until I physically can't run any more.

Otherwise I don't bother.

>>40988887

>>40988888

>>40988248

include me in the screencap homeboy!

>>40988704
Lol, i like that. I just listen to Four Lads "Dem Dry Bones" It's a nice little warm up

>>40989637
I don't know what traction that'll get on r/watchpeopledie

>>40988224
whatever song is on my playlist

>>40988902
aint gonna lie i have your hiit drill voice approach for anything fitness related, it just motivates me. maybe coping for the fact i had a rather nice sgt. during my actual training lol

>>40988726
>>40989890
Haha put me in the cap too, lol chan memes!

>>40989875
oh god this is such a good idea thnk u

You see, there is this woman.
We know each other from our social circle.
She has a boyfriend.
Suddenly she asks me out of the blue if I am fine.
I am.
Now she asks me what I am doing.

On the one hand, she has a boyfriend.
Why would she spend her time on me anymore unless she needs the beta orbiter, because quite frankly?
There are better suited candidates around.
Why does it matter to her?
I am just trying to slowly accomplishing my degree.
I am a person who doesn't see much in friendship between man and woman, I tried but it the only one I genuinely liked much was this lesbian and the geek who was quite likely already in a relationship.

I don't understand.
I don't understand women.

>>40988224
>implying

>>40988248
>>40989890
There wont be any screencap, because it wasn't funny. Kys samefag

>>40988224
I fantasize about getting magic powers and fighting evil like I'm an anime character. Taking a caffeine pill or two prior to running helps this.

Or i go on the bike and bring a book to read.

>>40988224
I have a run/sprint routine. I focus on my breathing, my pace, my gait, my form, and trying my best to maximize my results.

Listening to music is a MUST.. idk how some people do it without it.. but i guess theyre just the type who dont really care much about music in the first place

>>40988224
>CARRY WE!! WHO DIE IN BATTLE!!
>OVER LAND AND SEA!!

>>40988224

>SONO CHI NO SADAME
>JOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO

>>40988224
nothing
i zone out and go into autopilot.
ive done my route so many times that i dont have to think about it.

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This probably sounds autistic as fuck but I like to imagine myself as a hunter gatherer whenever I go running in the evening.

Something about the whole, getting attacked while running for food just gets me pumped as quark.

>>40990564
>pumped as quark

>>40988224
Don't look at the clock cunt

>>40988224

Who is this semen demon?

>>40988224

Who is this jizz djin?

>>40988224
I do math in my head to figure out how this percentage of a mile stacks up to laps on a track. Towards the end I usually just get really lost in the moment, remembering my boxing matches or races I ran, in that final sprint I feel glory. Then sickness. Then cooldown.

>what goes through your head during cardio?
I always hope a bullet does but I never get that lucky

Put on some music and think about me in a giant mech fighting off monsters. Sometimes I think about work though.

>high-intensity cardio (includes running)
usually listening to some form of electronica, having adolescent fantasies of being a super badass space mehreen fighting tyranids or some stupid shit since it still pumps me up after all these years

>low-intensity cardio (includes stationary cardio machines)
usually listening to an audiobook, so i can just zone out

>>40990504
Fuckin this

I like to listen to the MGS5 soundtrack and imagine Im big boss running around Afghanistan
>Im Big Boss and so are you

>>40988224
Zero-cardio fag here.
Anybody have recommendations for some good running shoes? My only shoes right now are my steel toe work shoes, which I can't run in.

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>pic related

>>40988224
the numbers 1-10 over and over

>don't look at the clock
>still look every 10 seconds

>>40988787
>>40988825
I'm a fucking kenyan distance runner and the same shit goes through my head. Now gtfo my keyan distance running forum.

>>40988224
the inevitable european race war

>>40988334
How do I into mindfulness? Any good books you would recommend?

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>>40990564
>pumped as quark

Top kek

>>40991407
The power of now

>>40991351
Asics

>>40991454
Thanks. I'll check it out.

The treadmills in my gym have screens on them and while your running it shows you some trailing paths. Great for when your doing low intensity stuff.

Just two days ago I was running in the grand canyon.

>>40991870
>you're
fuck

>>40988246
Same. The test boost really helps keep me going.

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>>40990564


???????

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>>40988887

Alright ten minutes left. OK 20 seconds later, that means 40 seconds left until 9 minutes left. 20 seconds is one third of a minute, I have 29 (20sec) intervals left. Sweet I only have 9 minutes left, I'm one tenth of the way there. My strides are landing 25 per 10 seconds, that means I hit 150 strides in a minute so roughly 1500 strides in the warmup.
Etc.

>>40988224
Fuck this

>>40988224
podcasts, mostly

>>40991407
Actual book called mindfulness written by 2 oxford professors

>>40988224

While running:
>I'm very fit for a man my age
>Should cheat on my wife with far younger pussy

Getting home:
>Be horny as fuck
>Fuck my wife like I'm 16yr
>Wife cooks delicious breakfast
>Go to work
>Say to myself while driving with a big smile on my face "I cant cheat onon that woman, I just love too much"

The little things /fit/, the little things

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>>40993077
i wish i could have that..

>>40988224
think of my ex about 5 times during each run.

my PR is 22 minutes.

>christ my tongue is dry
>Just X minutes until I can walk
>just keep running you faggot this is terminator pace
>O VENATOR O DEUS SANCTUS
>my lower back is going to fucking die
>my form must be ass
>i should try pretending i'm running from something or strafing a boss in a souls game
>kek this is so autistic
>are these other losers on the track even trying?
>outta the way speedlets

basically fucking anything

>If you run under X that means you're weak so keep it up even though you feel like shit
>You're weak any way

I have this internal star wars fanfiction that I think about to distract myself when on a machine. If I'm outdoors and running I don't think anything really.

>>40991454
>The power of now
ew

>>40991407
Minding mind : a course in basic meditation / translated and explained by Thomas Cleary.

>>40992174
i do this same exact shit

Running gives me feelgood chemicals in the brain, so i often think of fucking the brains out of a QT
If i'm depressed i think about punching people

>>40988224
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>>40993849
besides that i generally just listen to joe rogan podcast

"I'm going to be the cutest fucking trap after this :3"

>>40988224

"Oh fuck me here goes the worst 30 minutes of my fucking day. Jesus Christ, how long has it been? 29:15 left holy shit fuck me. This is horrible. Why'd I fuck up my bulk so bad..." etc. etc.

The entire 30 minutes. I hate cardio so fucking much. It got a lot better when I realized I just hated running. Rowing and biking are alright.

>>40993885
post pics

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>>40993890

>>40991351
Brooks launch 2 or 3 are good multipurpose running shoew

>When I lose all this weight, will I have too much loose skin and be undesirable still? I have good genetics, stay hydrated, and I'm doing it slowly, but what if it doesn't work? Everywhere online contradicts each other! I have muscular dystrophy and might be put into coma if I am put under for surgery to tighten the skin.
>I hope I find a virgin girlfriend to make my wife, I don't trust women who aren't virgins. This means they either made a mistake and fucked a scumbag in the past, showing that they don't care for looks... or this means they dumped the guy and that raises it's own set of problems. Even widows might be shady, in some circumstances.
>Is there anything after death? Although I hope my christianity is correct, just as long as my memories disappearing and I become nothing is NOT the situation, I'd be content. I'd rather burn in another religion's hell for eternity, than to cease to exist. Note to self: if I fail to become immortal, be sure to die with weapon in head, in case the vikings were right.
>Should I keep playing my prot warrior on retail now that I got a raid team to play with, or make a warlock on Elysium? I have fun with my warrior, but following a raid schedule sucks. I really enjoyed my warlock on Kronos1, but the bloodvine set is ugly and transmog aint a thing in vanilla.
>I wonder if the fans would be happy with Roman Reigns at some point in the near future. They say they would be happy with him if he was heel, but wouldn't that defeat the purpose?
>Maybe I'll start a XCOM campaign tomorrow.

>>40994026
Good lord I hate you so much can you just stop fucking posting already

grab 'em by the pussy

>>40994046
B.B.D.W.T.S.

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>>40994026
>>Maybe I'll start a XCOM campaign tomorrow

>>40988246
Do you have nothing else in life other than getting having sex with women? Read a book or something you fucking loser

>>40990454
I tried running with music for the first time and it was horribly distracting - keeping my cables from flailing about, jamming my earbuds back in when they loosen, and generally not hearing my own footfalls and breathing.

>>40995011
>i lift for books

>>40994026
>>Maybe I'll start a XCOM campaign tomorrow.
better be some long dong

Keep the arms close, hips low, search for the guillotine.

Stop being lame and start doing jiu jitsu for cardio.

>>40993454
A 22 minute mile is nothing to brag about fatty

>>40995011
don't project

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>>40988224

Day of the rope and how slick I would look in my brownshirt uniform if I wasnt such a fatass and how it actually is the most noble thing to throw your perfect life away for something bigger than you, trying to get perfection out of every moment despite knowing that every day you wake up might will be the last day.

I wish we had shintoism here

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>>40988224

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

>>40988248
Aren't we all just empty cans of soda floating through the void of space until we find a refill station on an asteroid ?

>>40988224
nothing

>>40995229
>my headphones are shit for running with music so the whole concept is flawed
wew

My cardio is Dance Dance Revolution so I get so into the music that I can go for up to 8 hours on a binge day at the arcade. It's done wonders for my calves.

>>40988224
/her/

But thats what goes through my mind every minute of my existance

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>>40988589
That's the dream, anon.

>>40992174
Yep, this exactly.

My cardio sessions consist of heavy bag striking, treadmill runs, and then a lot of dynamic body movement stuff, usually lasts about 1.5 hours. I listen to music through all of it. Usually zone out completely during my striking but during my rests I feel like a total beast and like a God when I take of my gloves/unwrap my hands. During my runs I feel like a bull of a human plowing through every DYEL in the gym. During the bodyweight stuff I just wanna die desu. After that I do about 15 mins of yoga and do my lifts.

My last session had me listening to the mercenary album by bolt thrower. Getting in the zone i was running 11kmph to the beat of the drums imaging i was marching through a trench. I was prepared to kill anyone in my way, and i still am to this day.

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>>40988841
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>40989803
I'd meditate my dick into her mouth

I watch anime while on a stationary bike at home.

a bullet

>>40988224
my shins hurt

>>40988597
whata your routine? i just do about 5 sets of 20 meters with about 120 kg on it

>>40988224
>if you're not fat anymore people might care about you
>i used to ride bmx and skate, why is this wearing me out so much?
>should I get beer after this?
>I'm probably not doing enough but god damn look at that girls ass

>>40988224
I wouldn't out run a T-Rex like in the movies

>>40995243
kek'd way too hard at this

My gym is on the 6th floor of a building and I look out of the window while I run on the treadmill.
Cars, people and all that.

>>40995011
are you thinking about books when you workout?

do books boost your test?

If i read enough books will I get more pussy?

of to /lit/ I go

>>40988887
: (

maybe next time champ

>>40988224
Depends on my mood, usually I dont really like doing cardio and my mind will just go blank for the most part or just think about stuff like "once I get up this mountain I basically made it" or whatever.

And then when I am up the mountain overlooking the landscape that I just feel free and like a wild horse just running towards the horizon and I feel like I never wanna stop running. Every step feels like this is what life is meant to be just dont care about anything and be free, fuck society, fuck work fuck all the problems just run towards the horizon just be free.

And then my feet hurt, I realise I am weak and I decide to head home. On the way home I just want to keep my pace to some degree that it looks good on my running app.

>>40988224
deployment
>how did i run so much faster in 120 degree heat?
>why am i a weakbody?

I pretend I'm gliding off the gliding.

I talk to myself like I'm teaching someone else to run..


And when the going gets tough and i start struggling. I daydream about a fistfight. That's a mindhack that lets you squeeze out an extra mile or two with ease.

>>40992039
kek

i usually play a fight in my head or something

>>40988246
This usually. Physics grad student so sometimes I think about that. Sometimes politics.

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>>40995011
this fucking post, holy shit

>>40988246
spot on

>>40988224
The treadmills are behind the ellipticals so I try to get on one just behind some cute pie and just focus on her ass the whole 20 minutes.

>>40988841
>>40988841
sauce?

>tfw no gf

>>40988224
I just check the clock like every 30 second to see if I'm done soon

>>40992174
/thread

>>40988589
I need the sauce m8

>>40990404

https://www.reddit.com/r/4chan/comments/646iaf/fit_runs/

:P

>>41000846
I cannot believe I read through the whole bunch of comments without killing myself in the most heinous way possible.

>>41001460
Good thing they are posting on reddit and not here, right?

>>40988224
Low intensity : marching with the Waffen SS
High intensity : dodging bullets or chasing gypsies

>I hate this
>I want to stop
>Focus solely on breathing, that way you don't feel the pain
>I fucking hate this
>At least this isn't cluster headaches, I heard that's the worst pain known
>Just get through this shit and you won't have to do it again for two days

>>40988224
about how much I hate every minute of it

>>41001504
go fuck yourself CharlesHipster

>>40998827
>Physics grad student
what do you do? I'm on LHCb

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>>40995011
goal in life right there
i wish i could be big enough to read a book

>>40995011
I thought /fitlit/ was over.

>>40988224

Thinking about how tired I am, the first few km:s. Then about how fucking good/terrible this feels. Possibly some thoughts about food. Mentally calculating the percentage I've left to run over and over.

At the end, usually just an incoherent stream of consciousness.

>>40993077

Grats brah, jelly over here

>>40995456

Kek, I hope this is true.

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>>40988224
In Ukrainian qts and how to get one

>>40990463
ACROSS THE RAINBOW BRIDGE, TO VALHALLA, ODIN'S WAITING FOR ME

My goal myself berates me, saying how I will never get to him and that I should quit because I'm such a goddamn pussy and retard.

I'll get you some day, future me.

I'll fucking get you.

>>40990303
To be fair, most women don't know when you have a crush on them, just like you don't know when other women have a crush on you.

They also, like any other person, like the attention and to have people to talk to. It's not something calculated, this shit happens all the time to everyone.

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>>40988248
This shouldn't be as funny to me as it is

Eternal despair. I'm positive I hate cardio much more than the average person.

>>40991354
So you're a fat ass with muscle? Please tell me the fucking point.

>>41004521
I think his point was just trying to inject some humour, albeit tired humour into the thread.

Get over yourself.

You've done harder shit than this, you can keep going

Truly cross country built willpower. People who never ran competitively don't understand the feeling of hanging in the pack, just staring at a guys shoulder trying to keep going, and eventually pass a guy who should be faster than you

>>41002580
>>40995011
>>>/Fitlit/

>>40988224
Literally

>This is boring
>my feet hurt
>don't check how long left yet
>dont check
>is it over yet
>does the way i run look funny?
>i cant hear much because of earphones but i know this is very loud and probably disturbing everyone, i bet they resent me for this
>this is why i'll never be in the military, i fucking hate running
I'm good at cardio, good at running, force myself to do it but I FUCKING HATE IT its so boring and unpleasant

NIGHTS OF FIRE

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Fe vældur frænda rogi
foðesk ulfr i skogi
Fe er firða gaman
Frænda rogu
gravseiðis gata

Ormen ligg i kveile
i loyndom vakar under
Som ei helufallen åker
Strif dom frender råker

>all these people saying "it's boring"

Then you're not doing enough of it.
You are the day 1 babbys that sit on the pec fly machine, doing 2 sets of 30 with no weight, say you're bored and then curl for an hour.

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>>40988224
>what goes through your head during cardio?- 190 posts and 31 image replies shown.

Like 95% of my time running is speed/distance calculations.
When I run, I think like I speak, slow and poorly.
So by the time I have worked out my finishing time for a lap, I have to change speed and start the workings out in my head all over again.

>>41004564
oh shutup, faggot

>>40988282
kek

I think about the battle of thermopylae. I think of spears splintering and clashes of human might. I think about how Europe will have a new race war and I think of myself as training for this eventual upcoming racewar. I listen to this https://youtu.be/X2_RbFfkAv0

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>>40988248
why the shit is this so funny. My god man you've practically made me do another core workout. Top shit guy

>>41000846
>11.3k upvotes
>14 hours ago
Holy shit what the fuck, I've been on this site for 10 years and the statistical likelihood of one of my posts being viewed and judged by tens of thousands of people is scaring the shit out of me.

>>40996136
We get refilled with water each time we find something and thats never quite right, so we continue to drift and look for the soda to fill our lives

>>40989814
This

>>41005773
r/4chan is basically a gateway drug for people who want to be part of the secret club but fear the (((stigma))) of browsing the site itself. I never made it to actual screencaps that people save and repost in 4chan threads themselves, but I found myself on that subreddit with some inane BS that I shitposted like 14 times, and that is only what little I could bear to scroll through in the last twenty minutes since I opened that link. The fuck.

>>40988224
i wish i was happy

>>40988224
>what goes through your head during cardio?
Right
Left
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Left
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Left
Right

I do jump rope HIIT. So I'm usually counting every second jump to track pace. Almost feels like I'm meditating after awhile, meditating and dying.

>>40988224
It varies. Sometimes a girl I'm interested in, other times girls in general. Being prior military, sometimes I like to pretend I'm running to battle or something corny like that, also remembering my childhood friend who was killed by an IED gives me a motivation boost.
Sometimes I'll listen to instrumental music and get lost in thought about life, the universe, and everything. For some reason that music and running combo makes me think about the wildest philosophical things ever.

>>40988224
>i wish i could use an exercise bike without getting hemorrhoids

>>40988224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16UsL72Ztk

Stroke.... stroke .... stroke... stroke, stroke,stroke,stroke...Stroke...stroke...