How the fuck do I stop getting swamp ass after a run pic unrelated

>>40987082
>BBBRAAAAAPPPPP-P-PP-P

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>>40987098
That doesn't even make sense

>>40987082
1. Wash you ass with soap and water before you run. Use wet wipes before you wash your ass with soap and water if you poop. Never run with a simply dry-wiped asshole.

2, Get one of those dry shorts nike makes that wick moisture. They even have built in underwear like trunks to keep your balls and ass nice and fresh; disgusting if your balls and ass are not clean but great if you have swamp ass. Get it in black so you don't have a visibly sweaty asscrack through the shorts.

>>40987111
>When the tits so big dey look like ass

>>40987123
quality advice

http://m.imgur.com/a/ZD4mf Not OP but sauce for image

>>40987082
Hey devil dog, I know we all signed page 11s for this type of shit. Fix yourself good 2 go

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>>40987123
To add on to this quality post, I used baby powder to keep it crescent fresh down there until I lost enough weight. After I shed a good amount of pounds it went away.

>>40987827
Are we sure he's not just sitting? It seems like a bad idea to tire yourself out when you're meant to be alert enough to shoot and someone.

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>>40987082
>fully grown amerifats can't into toilet hygiene

>>40987956
swamp ass isnt having shit in your ass its when your asscrack sweats so much that your underwear soaks it up

>>40988601
Get sports underwear. Of course you're going to set and of course cotton is going to soak that up.

It's not fucking rocket science.

>>40988638
>set
sweat*