i need to be fat

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>>40985902
Aw shit. Wrong picture.

>>40985902
pictures like that make me wish i carried a pocket flamethrower at all times

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>>40985902
>pic related

uhh

>>40985902
follow any fat person in store and buy what they do then eat as much as you can every day

>>40985902
that is essentially the same situation i was in last year when i was 55kg, im just under 70kg now.

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>>40985902
How about you start eating all that delicious food?

>>40985978
>>40985902


also forgot to say how to gain weight:

fucking eat more

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>>40986023
seconding this

>>40986023
Thirding this, drinking your calories is the easiest way to fit in extra calories when you're skelly. Hell, if you don't give a shit about anything but gaining weight, drink olive oil

But is there a pill I can take or something ? I tried eating, didn't work.

>>40986086
> I tried eating, didn't work.
didn't try eating enough

>>40986080
>olive oil
Would that really work ?

>>40985902
eat potato chips and cookies.

500 cals per 100g and you dont even notice it.

>>40986094
I eat like a motherfucker. Thing is in my family, we are all skinny. No matter what we eat we don't gain weight.
Fuck you dad. It' all your fault.

>>40986136
>No matter what we eat we don't gain weight.
Bullshit.

>>40986101
Absolutely, my man.
Also, don't forget the neglected food groups, such as the whipped group, the congealed group, and the chocotastic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rnpy3cC673o

>>40986136
Buy and eat an entire jar of peanut butter every day on top of whatever else you eat

>>40986148
>>40986101
its all fat and makes your ass an uncontrollable
shit waterfall

Follow a standard american diet

>>40986465
Oh, you mean like your mother's cunt?

>>40986501
That was really clever and funny annon

>>40986581
Thanks, I feel pretty great about it. I feel like it's jump-starting my day. Gonna PR in deads today, I can feel it (EZ curl bar with minimal spotter assist)