In decent shape, drink a lot. Not enough to lose control of my

>>40984622
your "beer gut" is not from the beer itself but from the excess calories

>>40984622
>unironically thinking beer gut is a condition from drinking beer and that changing the source of alcohol will make it clear up

Maybe you should quit drinking. I think it's getting to your brain.

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>>40985835
>>40986163
t.absolute retards

OP alcohol is metabolised into lipid droplets in the liver creating visceral fat, also metabolised by the brain which is what makes you buzzed and drunk.

Only option is to drink more concentrated alcohol so you drink a lesser total amount.

Gin and tonic has no calories, expensive and douchey though

>>40986261
>Gin and tonic has no calories, expensive and douchey though
Jesus christ everything in this statement is wrong. Gin itself has calories in it, about 100 calories per 50ml which is about the same as most spirits. If you use a diet mixer, then you don't add any more calories.

It isn't expensive, a decent bottle is about £15 which is about the same as a decent bourbon and a tenner less than a decent scotch. Loads of people drink it, not douchy at all. And if you base your drink choices on what other people think of them then you are fucking up.

OP - spirits and diet mixer. Avoid beer, cider, and wine.

>>40986261
Tonic has sugar in it idiot, and all alcohol has some calories, even a vodka soda, although less than a beer or sugary mixed drink

>>40986285
I don't live in America so maybe it's not douchey there, but it is here. Then again I'm only from Australia, we don't drink as much as you guys

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>>40986382
>Then again I'm only from Australia, we don't drink as much as you guys

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>>40986182
>Drink more concentrated alcohol so you drink lesser total amount

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>>40986541
ayyyyy das it mane

>>40984622
>Sizeable beer gut
>In decent shape
Pick one

>>40986182
I drink about 4-5 liters of beer in one sitting 2 times a week. Why dont I have "beer gut"?

>>40986587
well functioning liver and fat adapted muscle cells my brah

>Decent shape
>Sizable beer gut

lol @ the delusion