Women really are a meme

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>>40983110
Show me a bitch that likes getting pissed on or having her tits stapled to the mattress. That would be original.

Literally every single girl in the world likes rough sex. They only differ in how rough they like it. Just a firm hand on their neck/hair to show that you are in control is sufficient usually. Don't need to fuck their shit up

>>40983145
what no closed fist punches to their clit right during climax? Gotta confuse the orgasm right babe?

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why do they always make it out to be some deep dark fantasy when its literally just the vanilla kink? Fucking disappointing every time.

>>40983169
>we live in the world of normies

/fit/ - Erotic Roleplay

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welp in other words okcupid seems to be pretty solid for getting quick hookups compared to tinder in my area.

>>40983169
>why doesn't everyone share my /d/-tier fetishes? Fucking normies!

>>40983133
My gf's best friend literally complained to her once that her boyfriend wouldn't piss on her because he felt it was disrespectful(what a faggot).

I thought pissing was a porn meme but I have real life proof.

>>40983165
underrated post. top kek.

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>>40983260

>>40983169

>what's your fetish
>I like penis in my vagina

seriously, women?

>>40983133
It'd be easier to start with the things it looks like she doesn't do for a living.

>>40983330
i lose interest in women more and more each day
guess I should start peppering my angus

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>>40983260
>he doesn't enjoy the thought of a woman taking a big ol' shit and jerking off to it coming out

Goddamn the population of this board needs to get laid desperately

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>>40983454
>trw you lower your standards to try and get laid

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No shit.

>>40983784
RUN

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>>40984098
Already did, friendo.

>she goes and fucks some other dude two days after she sends it to me

i hate normie chicks. i really do. they seem so clueless and air headed. they claim theyre kinky but all they want is a spank on the bum and maybe some light choking. try to actually choke a bitch out like the real kink is and see how fast she changes her mind. unless you're on a website for actual kinks, most girls just want soft daddy dom shit, aka pretty normal sex.

normie chicks also bother me because they do all these wacky exercises with no weights and expect to get a booty. i see girls constantly complain on youtube and instagram that they "Squat all the time and nothing happens". theyre too lazy to realize they need weights and that squats aren't the best for targetting glutes.
sorry if this sounds pathetic or petty, but i love when girls look at my butt, makes me feel superior. also when i go to leg press and i easily do 100 pounds more than them.
also the bulky muscles on women is a meme unless you go hard for a few years or roid. natty girls will get nice legs, a flat tummy and a nice round ass. end of rant sorry

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>>40983330
Women dare not type aloud their deepest desire.

>>40984205
>feeling superior by leg pressing 100 more lbs than a woman

>>40983514
Don't lower your standards. She expects you to bed some models. Prove her right anon, prove her. Prove her right in the pussy.

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>>40983110
Hmm, a literal Twilight erotic fanfiction about a woman being choked/slapped/tied up/gagged becomes a phenomenon among liberated modern women who just want to be raped and dominated (but it's cool because it's consensual so they're still feminists), and now liberated modern women are into "wild kinky freaky stuff" that involves being choked/slapped/tied up/gagged. Surely it isn't that all women are bitches so basic they make lye look acidic. That would be sexist.

>>40983169
>>40983133
my fetish is fucking my boyfriend in the ass with a huge dildo, hows that for original?

>>40983273
Tell me you at least offered to piss on her to fulfill her fantasy. Or are you a cuck like her bf

>>40984895
I don't think you have a boyfriend
Enjoy your strapon fucking your mattress while watching /cbt/ threads.

>>40984895
I bet you kiss and gently dominate him too, you fucking faggot

>>40983110

Tbh all that stuff seems pretty fucked up to me. Especially rope, gags, cuffs, namecalling etc. I slapped my girl's ass once and she told me to stop because it hurt.

>>40984999
This desu.

>gf asked me what fetishes i had
>tfw she didnt want to pin my dick and drink the blood as it sprays on her with every pulse
got it from that one .webm and it was hot as fuck

>tfw another boring night of tying her up while i sing sea shanties in my head for rhythm

>>40984997
anonymiss...please
you're embarassing yourself

>>40983145
yeah very tru
I like to spank him till he calls me daddy

>>40984895
L O N D O N
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>>40984999
namecalling always feels super weird completely ruins the mood we'd probably both just start laughing.

I'm gonna rail this mixed girl who says she's 18 y/o senior tomorrow night

She's fucking beautiful, DD tiddies and she's way into me. I hope she's into "kinky" shit because god I would love to choke her

>>40983110

the fuck is wrong with you? go get laid and stop being so uptight you fucking weirdo...

>>40984895
Penis envy is not novel.

>>40983169
admitting to like being dominated is sort of controversial in the feminist driven society tbqh
but more likely shes just trying to open up the topic this way and not look so weird
she has meany more kinks anon

>>40983110
Did you "rape" her? She's clearly begging for it.

Oh and about 180.

Girls who want to be degraded and used are fucked in the head and will not make good mothers. Good sex though.

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>>40985774

>if you like a specific power dynamic in the bedroom, you must be fucked in the head

>>40983110
What kinda sick shit are you into Op

>>40985785
Fetishes are derived from childhood experiences whilst sexually maturing. Someone who likes to be "used" and hurt is someone has been both of those at a young age.

>>40985814

Oh, really? You know this with perfect certainty based on what, exactly?

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>>40983165

>>40985814
all women like to be used

>>40985824
He's just pulling stuff out of his ass. A fetish can develop randomly, having nothing to do with growing up. It just seems interesting at some point and you want to try it. Or maybe you get bored of having sexual intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation. Humans are curious creatures and get bored really fast.

>>40985027
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!?!?

>>40985142
Can this London meme end? New homos ruined it.