how can the human body get this fat? you need at least 5500 calories

I think every episode at least had a family or significant other that enabled them.

Has there ever been an episode where the fat person lived alone?

>>40981219
What you don't think he could eat 10 Big Macs ?

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>>40981219
>mfw

hour and a half boys, get them oats ready should be a good show

>>40981341
is there a stream?

>>40981341
stream?

>>40981219
dr. now is fucking dead inside man

>>40981341
part 2 already aired last night didnt it

>>40981444
no, tonight

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how to get these leg gains?

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>>40981376
>>40981367

I'll personally be using
http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/tlc-live-stream

>>40981523
'mirin calves

I hope he FUCKING dies, I really do.

>>40981523
>gearsecond.png

>>40981219
>average 4chan lanklet on the left

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>>40981744

>>40981219

DR: We need to send you to detox rehab
Fatty: Do they have internet?
DR: your life should be the top priority
Fatty: Do they have internet?
DR: no, but you need to worry about uour life
Fatty: can I bring my Ipad
DR: ((shakes head in disgust))

>>40981489
I watched it last night tho

>>40981523
Is that a giant ball sack I see?

it's about to start!!!

>>40981523
ALL PRAISE THE PLAGUE FATHER WITH THE CORPSE OF DEATH!

lmfao this fat fuck just ended up getting addicted to suboxone and called the police on his care taker.

"yeah they took back the gift I don't give a shit"

this is seriously quality tv.

is there gonna be a part 3?

Also, what country are you guys in? i watched this yesterday

Does anyone have a link to part 1?

>>40981523
That fat dick has nurgle's rot, we need to purge him

Dr.now/dad is wojack
Assanti is pepe
YOU cannot refute this

>>40981523
is this achievable natty?

>>40982562
it feels like there gonna be a part 3

>>40981523
30+ years of being the literal text book definition of pepe

Lmao he's just addicted to his detox meds now

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stevens story was so good

I feel so fucking bad for the dad holy shit

he seems like a cool dude

he was just trying to have some fun with his whaleson and he fell off the golfcart and got hurt'

fuck....

>>40982856
I hope he dislodged that clot
He needs to die

>>40981219
If I didn't give a single shit, I could eat 5500 calories a day.

My body doesn't need that much, and I'd feel full basically the entire day, but I could do it.

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>>40982856
he faked the fall for pills.

>>40982894
Dude, Steve sometimes eats 27,000 calories a day. Could you stuff 9 large pizzas into your mouth?

>>40982918
27,000 sounds inhuman, I could not eat that, I don't know how anyone could. If Steven did, props to him I guess.

>>40982957
You could supplement your diet with a few liters of oil per day
That'd push 20k alone

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>>40981523
why is this allowed

>>40982957
If all you do is eat all day, you become adept at it.

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>>40981219
Mega props for him to still be able to walk at 700lbs it takes some kind of leg gains to do that and I don't care who you are.

>>40981260
yes, a woman who lived alone, her nephew visited her once a week, she made it.Cant remember her name

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>look in the mirror? do you see anything that resembles a human being

>>40983035
heh

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I think that's when it sunk in for him, by the end it looked as though he finally got it through his thick skull. Also dipping out those 50 gallons of soda probably helped to.

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>>40983059

>>40981327
What keeps this doctor alive? I can't imagine having to witness the most selfish and greedy people alive day after day, after day.

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>>40983066
>>40983059
link

>>40983066
Did you get a screen grab of his fridge door full of soda? CAUSE I'd save that shit in a very clogged heart beat.

>>40981219
Yeah, I had similar thought, OP. I mean, I understand the body wants to store energy, but after a certain point doesn't the body go "hold on a minute this is no good" and just shut down?

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>>40983081
no i wish i did, but i saw it...steven was fucked from the start

>>40981219
Isn't this guy dead now or am I mistaken?

>>40983111
No, the black guy is dead

>According to TLC’s summary for the second episode, Steven Assanti has been unsuccessful on Nowzardan’s weight-loss plan and has been “abusing” the Houston hospital system in search of pain killers. Nowzardan won’t work with Assanti under those circumstances. Assanti enters a drug detox program but doesn’t last long.

>>40983079
The fucking money are you kidding me? On top of being a dietary/skin surgeon he's on two different tv shows, one's for fixing fat fucks and one for taking there fat fuck skin off and selling it to the news for there for skin coats.
I'm sure him and his family will not have serious money issues for the next several years.

>>40983152
>are you kidding me?

No I am not kidding you!

>>40983152
Maybe it's just me but even with all the money I'd imagine watching obese fucks flail around ,waste their life, and then proceed to blame everyone but themselves would bum you out at a certain point.

>>40983156
Thanks dude! Glad I could trust another anonymous poster! ;)

>>40983167
;)

>>40983166
Being bummed out in a literal mansion is better than being bummed out in a tralior home.

>>40983015
for real though if he started lifting and ate right he'd be a monster. cut away the extra weight, his max deadlift is probably higher than most guys on gear despite his body not even producing testosterone.

>>40983175
Yeah, or you could just do what you're passionate about and be happy. The other explanation is that he's passionate about fat people.

>>40983184
Could easily squat 5pl8 with minimal training, somewhat envious of is genetics. But then again he did fucking waste it all.

>>40983166
Why?

Who gives a fuck if they decide to kill themselves? He tried, but it's up to them. If I was him I would be laughing my Persian gremlin ass all the way to my Bentley.

>>40983184
>Implying his muscles aren't totally wrecked from being sedentary and abusing drugs
Once he loses that weight he'll still have some mass but it'd probably take years of therapy to get him to the ability of a human

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>>40983190
I'm not dissing his passion, he defiantly has it. Just saying he's probably loaded from all of the shit he's doing.

>>40983079
He is fat himself

>>40983167
You realise being anon is just a meme?

>>40983238
He subsists on the energy that the participants in his program.
Pretty neat

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>>40981523
AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Is there another episode of this?

>>40983220
He squats more than you every time he stands up. There's like 100 grams of protein in a pepperoni pizza, and he can put away ten in a day.

Face it, he is a fucking beast.

>>40983209
He didn't waste it, he's a chaos marine fighting for Nurgle. Underneath his half ton of decaying power armor is almost three hundred pounds of pure lean terror.

>>40983350
keked hard

>>40983350
>1000g of protein/day
>800lb squat
Fuck you're right

>>40981523
That bigtoe nail getting pushed out the cuticle by his fat is freaking me the fuck out.

>>40982918
>>40982957
it's almost impressive if he wasn't so disgusting.

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>>40983350
check that macro profile dawg
Should we get on NPAD diet?

>>40981219
By being a weak, slothful, gluttonous parasite.

>>40983521
>an ounce and a half of salt a day

>>40983396
>he got bigger than both of us combined on accident

>>40983521
The human body is magnificent to be able to withstand such punishment.
>1,368g of carbs

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>>40981219
What I don't understand is how we throw people with psych problems into psychiatric rooms for their "own safety" and the "safety of others" costing taxpayers a fair amount of money, but when it comes to morbidly obese people literally eating 20x more then a normal human being should be eating, consuming enough resources for 20 people, killing themselves in the proccess, costing the taxpayers millions of dollars, we just sit by and let it happen.

We should treat them just like psych patients. Throw them into psych rooms, restrain them to a bed, hook them up to an IV, feed them vitamin water, lock the door shut, monitor their vitals, and come back in 6 months.

A lot less people would be morbidly obese if people stopped tolerating it. The fact you and me have to pay for these cunts at much higher rates then others is bullshit. If you want to be inhumane about it and treatment is completely ineffective a bullet to the head would be a cheap cost of treatment.

>>40983152
His wife divorced him and took 50% of his assets. Even part of the weight loss clinic belongs to her now

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Why do people get their body hacked and sawed by surgeons overnight instead of spending 6 months dieting and exercising properly?

These people complain about looking like shit, yet try ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to change their lifestyle.

>>40983677
Did she get fat or is this some next level weight loss?

It never ceases to amaze me that fully grown humans can range in size from meerkat to elephant seal.

>>40983695
She sure as hell didn't lose it or she wouldn't look like that.

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Anyone got d/l links for the episodes?

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>>40981744

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>>40983602
FUCKING ROASTIES

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Everybody post your rare assantis RIGHT NOW.

>>40983601

Or just stop considering obesity a genuine disability. It's something they inflict upon themselves with their shitty choices. At most the government should shell out for operations like gastric bypass. The current situation just enables them.

>>40982916
Nah, I mean honestly...I'd probably fall too let alone if I was 800 pounds hanging half way off the seat.

>>40983695
She actually gained it but then lost it all. That's pretty fucking intense if you ask me.

>>40982780
>when you have so many chins they go all the way to your foot
wait is this just a future picture of arin hanson

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>>40984114
The resemblance is uncanny

>tfw Steven can lift more than you because he can move his 500 lb body around

>>40981523
why is he turning green?

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>>40984168
>When he got up and walked over to the scale only to find out he weighed 800lbs
A-Are we gonna make it brehs

>>40981219

I want to strangle that fucker.

I've never in my life laid eyes on a more abusive, manipulative, overall disgusting example of a waste of skin. It's fucking absurd.

A 9c bullet would have been a much better solution than anything else.

You had one chance to be a human being and thats how it turned out. Fucking garbage.

>>40982856

The dad seems like a cool dude

Even the 'thin son' seems like he could be cool if he'd lose 300lbs and practice proper hygiene

>>40983521
>144 grams of sugar from the pizza alone
>Drinks pop and eats candy

He.... he has to be diabetic right?

>>40984254
he is bare minimum tetrabetic

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LINK TO PT 2????

>>40982780
Can't believe that we're the same species

>>40981219
that fat dude is such an asshole. Incase anybody wants to watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_CUxB4cDO4

>>40981219
Guys I uploaded part 2
>>40984609

>>40984452
https://mega.nz/#F!e8pUTSyZ!EaK-ffkKeYVKXDUD4AS6kg

>>40984670
>>40984667
>>40984656
Danke

>>40983521
is his blood must have the consistency of melted cheese

>>40984336
kek

>>40981219
>only needs 5500 calories a day

Honestly I could do that pretty easily, especially if I became a drunk.

>>40984870
I'm an alcoholic and I can't even consume that much alcohol on top of food in a day without passing out.

I could maybe hit somewhere in the 3000-3500 calorie range before I blacked out.

>>40984894
1L of whisky is like 2700kcal my friendo
I was a pretty hardcore alcoholic (~1L/day at my worst for around 4 years) and I can't imagine anyone ever getting much farther than that. If there is a man who can down more than a 1L bottle in a day and survive for an extended period is a man I don't want to meet

>>40981523
almost vomited

>>40984964
That's what I'm saying, I black out before I can finish that, I can maybe consume 2000kcal of booze before my body says nope and puts me to bed. Granted I've been on a cut so I only eat 1800 calories a day.

>>40984894
You are but a little child, i'm 6'7 and trying to get stronger for powerlifting (currently at around 265-270lbs) and i eat between 4-5k everyday

>>40985053
Cool story bro.
Ego boost on someone who gives a fuck.

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>>40985062
>he doesn't know memes

>>40985069
I don't, I hate that funny shit became a "meme" in the first place. Why would you use retarded pseudo vocabulary to describe something we already have words for.

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>>40985091

>>40981523
Is that a ballsack hanging out?

>>40985091

because they are fucking losers who are rejected by regular society so they try to start their own on the internet

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>>40981744

>>40985153
Nope. That's long gone. Absorbed into the abyss.

>>40981523
>BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL

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>>40983601
you fail to realise how much revenue fat people generate by buying shitty food and drinks, it's economics, psych patients don't do shit for economy
>inb4 /pol/

>>40985311
Which is why "Haes" and normalize and push obesity in poorer portions of the country and fat as fuck and morbidly obese stars in media.
To normalize and lionize the bodytype of a heedless souless consumer.

I know you don't fucking think those scooters are there for people that are ACTUALLY disabled correct? They're there for the monsterous barron harkonnen sized hedonists who only know of consumption.

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>>40984656

Seeing this makes me realize just how much I have taken for granted the ability to move around. I am still a fatty (240 lbs, 5`9) But gosh darn it, I can run. I hope this guy at least learns something from all this.

>>40983677
The woman in the far right panel is not the same person as the first two.

Don't ask me how I know this.

>>40984964
There is a guy in the alcoholic threads on /ck/ who was going through 3x 70cl bottle of smirnoff vodka a day which is like 4500 calories and had been doing this for years.

Think he is clean now, it is astounding what the human body can survive. he still pops in occasionally

>>40986125
Are you the m'anatee on the right, perchance?

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CAN EYE GET LAWGE CHEESE AND PEPPA-ROAHNI?

>>40984209

starting to rott