You're getting pretty big there son

I thought I told my Mom to tell you to stop calling me son.

tfw 4xl fatshit trying to lose weight. ive lost 40 lbs in 4 months but thats laughable. idk wtf im doing. i wish my dad had kicked my ass for eating desu

>>40974485
mirin' forearms, dad

>black father

>>40974485
Remind me to give you 25 lashes for calling me son. Where are your gloves?

>>40974505

lmao cuck

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>>40974485
>tfw black dad

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>>40974485

>>40974485
Dad, stop coming in when i'm masturbating

F-for you

thanks dad. means a lot. you know im gonna get a gym membership when I'm home this summer, you should join with me.

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>tfw my dad actually said this to me, and then started groping my pecs

>>40974485
Dad, I am daughter.

>>40976968
"Its a pity Stacey isnt allowed out...I can be your girlfriend tonight son"

>>40974485
"Mom, a nigger got in the house again"

>>40977442
That dude looks like he pays a mortgage, he's almost definitely not a nigger

>>40975949
Are you ok man?

>>40977461
Not with that ugly ass shirt he doesn't

>>40977442

dw son, just go back to sleep, im going to fuck him then he will go

>>40974485
"Black dad, please get white dad here, I need to get ready for the Stockhold Progressive Rock Festival!"

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>You're getting pretty nigger there dad

>>40976968
>Tfw my aunt un-ironically does this.

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>>40974485
Just walk away.

>>40974658
looks like a puppet senpai

>>40977597
Lamo

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>>40974485
>be dyel
>dad picks me up from gym one night
>he asks me if im on steroids

>>40974505
Fpbp

>>40974485
>Tfw when my dad says this everyday but I'm still dyel

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>>40977639
You know what to do

>>40977639
thats my fetish

>>40978322
this is negative reinforcement, its literally keeping you from gaining as much as you could

>>40974516
>tfw dad beat me when I ate too much
>tfw caused me to develop an eating disorder

>>40977548
>generic 40 year old man polo
>thinks this indicates anything
kek