/fph/ - Fat People Hate Thread Smash or pass, black boys?

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Did you know that even when you're being nice you're oppressing fat people? Stop complimenting fatties!! But also don't insult them! Don't notice them. Ignore your fat friends

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https://youtu.be/3M8igAEaR1Q

>>40970373
>restricting
noticed this word being used more recently
when did 'diet' become not fit for purpose?

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>>40970468
when autism became the norm. They want to say their dieting and as such lost weight but they don't believe in dieting as a weight loss method.

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"It’s every woman’s worst nightmare. Your boyfriend is going down on you when suddenly he reels back in horror—gagging, dry heaving, sobbing.

“Did I forget to shower,” you think, panicked. “Did I just get my period?” “Did the surgeon neglect to snip the entire penis?”

In Mandy Mountain’s case, it was far more sinister than a fishy smell or an angry inch, and only when her luvah lifted the flattened remains of a KITTEN from her fat rolls, did she realize just how sinister.

The 25-year old told The Sunday Sport, bastion of rigorous journalism. (AKA made up shit)

“Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over, I never even noticed. “It wasn’t even my kitten. I was looking after him for my neighbors.”

“My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.
He must have been in there dead for some time, at least three or hour hours. We gave him a proper burial, and broke the news to my neighbors. But I feel so terrible about it. I can’t apologize enough.

And I’m now willing to try anything to lose some weight. This is the wake-up call I needed.”

That’s a bold statement coming from someone who pulls in about $100,000 a year as a plus sized fetish model.

The 770 pound from West Virginian has to eat 20,000 calories a day in order to maintain her ample figure.

That’s the equivalent of 30 ice cream sundaes, or 20 giant submarine sandwiches—every single day.

Mandy’s generous thighs measure an amazing six feet in circumference – that's the size of Leonardo DiCaprio! The model explained:

“I’ve never had a real job, but I’ve always been able to make money modeling.
Men love my buttery lumps and bumps. And I enjoy being worshipped like some sort of massive goddess.

But I also love animals. I’d never even hurt a fly. So to accidentally kill a gorgeous little kitten is too much for me to take.

And my boyfriend Clint’s taken it bad too. He’s started wetting again.”

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>>40970572
>He's starting wetting (the bed) again

Chubby chasers really are weaker than men.

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>watching fatkino
>Steven fails to lose any weight and actually gains 21 pounds
>Dr Now has had enough of his shit, asks Steven to follow him around the back
>leads him into an empty room with a full length mirror in the middle
>asks him if he thinks that the thing in the mirror still looks human

DESTROYED

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based firemen

>>40970655
Link to that scene, please?

>>40970632
They really are honestly. It's weird because they usually think that no one else would like them except the one they are in a relationship with.

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>>40970632
>500 calories a day max
>sometimes as low as 90
>still can't lose weight
>tfw you're so fat that the laws of thermodynamics don't apply to you anymore

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>>40970317
>want to hate it because its a man in drag
>want to defend it because the fat girl is insane
what has this world come to

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>>40970682
Very based fireman have a sip my friend for that

>>40970905
>Why do you assume that I am thin?
wut

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>>40970572
just by reading that headline i know what this will be about

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>>40970304

>Upper back is fatter than ass

GODDAMN HOW

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>>40970572
>>40970935
WHAT THE FUCK THATS WORSE THAN I THOUGHT

Who has a link for part 2 of Assanti

ASSANTI CALLING THE POLICE ON PRINCESS BECAUSE SHE'S TAKING THE HEALTH COMPANY'S TV BACK LMAO

>>40971063
Seconded.

>>40970842
What kind do cardio gains can I expect from flailing around naked covered in oil in the bathroom?

>>40970655
How long do you think he's gone nofap?

Maybe this is what true peak performance looks like. Maybe he has evolved, transcended, he is no longer human because he is pure testosterone.

You may not like it, but literally, this is what peak performance looks like.

>>40971193
Depending on how heavy that P is, that could literally kill him.

>>40971240
2-5lbs, they are shit-tier sheet metal and not even solid, it's folded with maybe a bolt in it.

Has the fat acceptance community commented on the honey boo boo woman who lost a ton of weight?

>>40970468
when hillary became a main contender

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>>40971329
I think, good for her. Even though she had to do it with surgery she's still a step above that whale her ex husband is dating now. Speaking of which, that whale seems to have made it her mission to give Alana childhood diabetes, all bolstered by the excuse "she's just a kid"

>>40971412
She just looks so off but improvement in any case. If only she cared enough to work on her kid but I guess she must be saving that for next season spinoff or something.

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Does anyone have the comic where this is from?

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>>40971412
I just hope she doesn't go back to her old eating habits, sticks with her trainer to lose more and stay healthy, and most of all get Alana to lose all her weight and eat at least semi-healthy most of the time

>>40970468
Restricting is a term people with eating disorders use, usually means lowering calories in a knowingly unhealthy way. For example, someone could say they were restricting by eating 200 calories a day.

Dieting is a word used for normal people and is less extreme. It doesn't have as much of a negative connotation.

>t. anorexic

>>40971366

I've seen this so many times before, and every time I start watching it I never expect the whole stick to disappear, but somehow it always does.

>>40970905
>You're endangering the rights of dieters!
excuse me?

>>40971267
the future is black.

>>40971222
Fleshlight on a stick?

>>40971355
trump is the fattest president in modern history dude

>>40970887
Drag is fine for Ursala, because Ursala's look was inspired by a famous fat drag queen from the 70s who performed under the stage name Divine.

So drag is very true to source.

>>40971989
Do you think anyone here cares about that?

>>40970655
episode uploaded yet?

>>40972005
I mean, I don't really care, but I thought the fact was interesting.

>>40971867
I thought Taft still holds that title

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>>40970572
>tfw the meows she heard she probably thought was air escaping her folds

>>40972011
>>>40972005
>I mean, I don't really care, but I thought the fact was interesting.

Thanks goy I didn't know that.

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She also tagged this with #gaming, #AMBW (asian male, black woman), and #trap music

>>40972166
also
>dairyofablackhotnamedkatsumi
>dairy
moo bitch

>>40971989
i knew that, i still hate drag tho

>>40970655
is there gonna be a part 3?

I was watching the episode and it suddenly cut to a different show about loose skin. I cant find any info. TLC is shit at promoting their programming.

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>>40970373
I want to physically fight the person who drew and wrote this, its fucking retarded on so many levels, fat motherfuckers the size of a truck never ever, had bulimia or other thin people eating disorders, their eating disorder is that they can't stop shoving food in their fat fucking gullet long enough to walk a few miles, fuck these people.

>>40972238
Doughnut looks good tho

>>40971217
Hopefully good grammar.

>>40972166
I hate that shit where people are, like, trying to own themselves and their fatness and every angle of their pics they try to take they work to hide the fatness. It's fucking garbage and nonsense and only exposes that they understand what they work to find pride in they themselves abhor.

>>40972288
Why did you add an unnecessary "like" in the middle of your first sentence? I would understand if we were talking but you had to, like, type that out

>>40972166
>fat pussy
Is it any different than regular?

>>40971867
What about Taft?

>>40971867
Are you 100% sure about that?

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>sister is 230lbs 5'5"
>12 year old niece weighs 150lbs
>Both of them gorge themselves constantly
>whenever they come over they have fountain drinks
>both constantly eat at mcdonalds
>bought 3 dozen krispy creame doughnuts the other day
>niece constantly steals food from my pantry
>"I don't know why she's so fat anon, I don't cook bad food!"
>"I only eat a couple hundred calories a day anon!"
Now she wants gastric bypass surgery because she's "genetically predisposed to being fat" I really hate that lying fat cunt.

>>40972331
Does he count as modern history?

>>40972318
The fat compresses the vaginal walls, making it tighter, like a lesser version of a girl who does kegels. There's also the smell, and the fact that that bitch ain't gonna do any of the work.
>t. a friend... totally not personal experience
>promise

>>40971267
>Bob cut
>boots
>jeans
Sorry guys but I'd milk that cow until she was over the moon

>>40972350
tell them

Every time they eat at rotten ronnies fucking mark up a piece of paper,every time that fat kid steals from you just slap them round the back of the head. Constantly call them out on their bull shit lies, fat people are habitual liars & cheaters always trying to palm off blame elsewhere. Just cut them the fuck off

>>40972376
You are part of the problem

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Man, I remember this old history teacher we had back in middleschool

>Dude was massive, like "Drink 2 Liters of Pepsi" a day, kind.
>He actually did chug out of a liter while teaching.
>Was quite stern, not the best teacher but okay.
>One day friend and I are just sitting in the class during some school event.
>Big Papa Teach sneezes, the Alps register a 6.5 on the Richter Scale.
>His desk freaks out and moves 5 inches forward, hoping he won't be assimilated into the Coca-Cola Collective.
>Friend notices, almost busts out laughing.
>We start cracking "what-if" jokes later on that day, such as-
>What if his stomach just lurched out and absorbed the desk?
>What if robbers tried to shoot him? Would the bullets just sink in and disappear or would they bounce off or some shit?
>Buncha other good jokes, I don't remember em all, but the big guy's working as a principal now.
>Oh yeah, he had a heart attack couple years later as well.

But seriously man, nothing but Pepsi or Dr. Pepper/Coke, I don't remember what it was, I just know it was dark.

>>40972412
Was it diet

>>40971267
80's am besten

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>>40970428
I ripped my pants once at home. They were a non-stretch pair of sleep pants and I bent down fast to grab my dog's bowl and they ripped right up the ass.

Used to work in the desolate abyss known as McDonalds.
In U.K.
Fatties & dole scum everywhere.
>Working on lobby as fat children mashed large 1/4 pounder meals into the gaping maws.
>Parents breathing heavily through noses as their fat faces were constantly in contact
with food.
>people giving children, in pushchairs, happy meals. Their poor digestive systems churning up horrors & flooding the nubile arteries.
Place is a circus of fucking horrors

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>>40972412
Wow, what a truly awful greentext

>>40972511
Why did you work at mcdicks

>>40972352
>Humanity around for 200,000+ years
"Lol dude that was at least 200 years ago that's ancient"
Kys

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>>40970632

>>40972527
>you will never be this mad over something so mundane
feels good man

>>40972523
Not a lot going for me in life at that time senpai. Life was skelly mode & drug benders.
Seeing people destroy their bodies through laziness made me re evaluate life.
Think it saved me...

>>40972358
Ah I see, I can imagine the smell is worse than just sweat

>>40972527
So you have a retarded definition of modern history. That solves that

>>40971366
What show/episode is this?

>be me with wife
>watching new 600 lb life
>cuddling and being cute
>laughing at fatties
>her hand starts its routine
>400x1 wrist flicks
>smile and close my eyes
>hear her lean in close to my ear
>her voice low and slow
>..."hellooo"
>It's doctor Now, he's grabbing my dick
>"now I need you to lose 10ml of jizz in the next 10 min or your out of the program
>she laughs but the damage is done
>dick broken
>wife removed
>I am permanently added to the no-fap challenge

>>40972412
>drinks pepsi
>coca cola collective

commit suicide

>>40973130
Again, I barely fucking remember whatever fucking soda he drank.

Shit's all the same to me anyway, last time I drank a soda was some time last year in july or something.

Hell, I don't even remember, shit makes me break out like hives and shit

>>40970854
>tfw so fat that my mass pulls matter into me which means i have transcended the need to eat

Does anyone have a link to the the new 600 lb life episode?

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look at this fat idiot

>>40973502
not what i was expecting. i was expecting the horse equivalent of that leg press video where his legs snap

>>40973502
I love a story with a happy ending

>>40971366
wat

>>40973488
Dog has shit ROM

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>>40973561

>>40971366
top kek frendo

>>40970905
>I did it! So can you!
Somehow is not motivation and is persecution. They deserve their fate.

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>>40970304

>>40972527
Do you think the wheel is modern technology.

Anyone seen the new episode of my 600lb life with the Assantis yet? I want to know what happens to that fat fuck and see him fall off a golf cart

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>>40971217
Kek

>>40971217
Come over and let's find out

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>>40971366

>>40972559
Are you me?

>>40970373

I don't understand why fat people use this example so much.

"I was deathly ill and lost 20 kilos, but everyone kept telling me how much healthier I looked."

They're not saying that because they want to insult you, you fat sacks of shit. They're saying that even with a life-threatening disease, you look better than usual.

>>40970428
holy shit the overreaction. She could've just pulled her maxi moomoo shirt over her ass. There was no need to have her mom piggyback her fat ass out of the store and take her pants off in the middle of the parking lot.
Literally noone would have noticed.

>>40972527
Wooden spears are modern technology

I fucked a fat chick once. I couldn't give her face for more than a couple seconds at a time because her pubic mound was smothering my nose.

It wasn't awful honestly.

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>>40973921
the visceral disgust on this woman's face though

>>40971267
The 80s were high test.

>>40973937
>pubic mound

that's one of the most accurate but disgusting descriptions ever, I literally almost gagged thinking about having to put my face into her gross smelly stubbley pubic mound.

There's this obese woman at work. Her jeans have like... friction burn in the inner thighs. The only thing I can describe and compare it to is the gray ash in a grill. And these are blue jeans ranging from light blue to dark blue.

>>40971366
I can see this as many times as I want but I will never not feel the pain in doggo's face.

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>>40970842
reminds me of this for some reason

>>40974049
my 600 lb life WHEN

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>>40973561
how the fuck can her left ass side be in the air like that? has gravity given up?

>>40974200
>that slight caressing on the chest

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>>40972151

>>40970890
fuck off with your sipping faggotry

>>40971267
I want to fuck 2000s

>>40971267
40's a best

>>40973921
I noticed how she slipped that block of cheese into the basket sheepishly while explaining to her mum what happened.

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>>40973017
pls be real

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>>40973502

>>40971412
She still has that "almost downs"/"my mother did meth while pregnant"-face, but its pretty impressive considering how fat she was. Maybe the South Park episode was the lard that broke the hippo's back

>>40973502
Haha

>>40970428
>the big caboose
Topkek.jpeg

>>40973502
I've had too many concerts with somewhat fat chicks on my shoulders to not have absolute sympathy for that poor animal.

>>40973488
routine?

>>40973561
how the fuck does she shit out that poopchute?

>>40973807
Isn't James the one who falls from a cart?

>>40974679
Forcefully

>>40974679

>>40971366

>>40973488
Get strong pupper!

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>>40973758
rolling

>>40974800
>tfw fucking safe

>>40970428
Jesus.
My pants ripped twice in sixth grade (Getting held back in 7th grade was a fucking godsend because no one in my new classes knew me or about this and none of my old classmates saw me much so it stopped following me.

But jesus I put a sweatshirt around my waist and went to the nurse to call home in privacy.

>>40973758
ne qts?

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>>40972188
Drag is fun! It's an opportunity to dress up and act like a completely different person than your usual self, a night for behaving entirely different. So the best drags are those where not even your friends recognize you!

I think next Halloween I will go as an evil witch like Winifred Sanderson from Hocus Pocus. And I'll only speak in Olde English.

That or Hillary Clinton.

>>40973017
Toppest of the keks

>>40974579
>I've had too many concerts with somewhat fat chicks on my shoulders

damn a concert and a heavy workout, sounds like a dream

>>40972228
I need to correct you. Bulimics can be overweight because they still retain a lot of the calories from their binge. Anorexics can't be fat unless they've recovered, in which case, good for them if they find a balance.

>>40972412
>the Alps register a 6.5 on the Richter Scale.
>hoping he won't be assimilated into the Coca-Cola Collective.
I spilled my soup over me, thanks anon

>>40975018
Dont forget the sweatty clam-like smell on your shoulders and neck afterwards

>>40973999
That's literally what you call it retard. Virgin spotted.

>>40975062

>that girl whose pubic mound has turned into a pubic mountain chain

>>40975099
that's called a fupa you fucking faggot

>>40973488

GOOD FORM, PUPPER

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>>40970304
Have you Burgers ever wondered what it would be like to live in a country with no fat people? I am from Vietnam, and you never see these hamplanets. I have frequently wondered what it would be like to visit the USA and see small planets with cubby legs going about in public. That and the weird scooters your stores provide fat people to buy more diet Coke and ice cream.

Wish I can visit the US. But poorfag here.

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>>40975180
Another pic of a stupid fag making desert for a family of 25 in a small glass instead of a wide bowl.

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>>40975202
Are you allowed to stare?

>>40975180
>country with no fat people

anyone have that paste of the fat chick that visited some african country and everyone was amazed by her and asked her how she squatted to shit?

>>40975180

>the USA is completely homogeneous throughout

Going to just about any major city is a good way to get away from obese people.

Spend an hour people watching in New York City and you would be hard-pressed to find many overweight people.

Spend an hour at a Wal-Mart in the midwest and it would be easier to count the non-overweight people you see.

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>>40975209
Do you think she really ate it all by herself? In my office, such a luxury means we share a donut with a friend. Yes, Vietnam is a third world shit hole, I gettid.

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>>40975229
The dude seems bro tier sexy. I hope that's a sister or something. He can do better.

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>>40975267
Hello science. How I missed you, my friend.

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>>40975284
Adorable

>>40973488
Good form, pupper.

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>>40975309
If you cannot lift your plus sized hamplanet gf, you need to lift more!

>>40975180
I'm from Italy and i have 1 friend and his GF who are obese. My uncle is also fat.
I don't know anyone else more than 20kg overweight.

It's absolutely fascinating because we're obsessed with food, talking about food, restaurants, chefs, tv shows, recipes, dieting but almost no one is fat.

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>>40975359
I bet this guy made millions.

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>>40975374
Muh genetics!

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>>40975381
Good for the airline.

>>40971193
A tweet about a screenshot of someone elses facebook post. Gotta love 2017

>>40975309
>tfw her head would look the same if you turned it upside down

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>>40975435
Healthy cookies everyone!

>>40975449
>implying oats chocolate protein powder and eggs can't make decent cookies

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>>40975449
A lack of older HAES advocates? Nooo! You don't say!

>>40975381
>There were 6 million people in the Holocaust
Wrong

>>40975473
They are playing D&D. What kind of home made cookies did mama make them?

>>40975491
I dunno man, protein cookies?

>>40975309
>Bring me Solo and the Wookie

>>40975449

He's gaining some semblance of awareness. Probably doesn't even know about cals in<cals out. He's got potential from the sounds of things. /fi/tg/uys need all the help they can get

>>40970842
just imagine if there were some kind of soap and water combination that could be found somewhere. could totally avoid the whole situation

>>40971267
what i would do to the 1910s...

>>40975284
This is actually very common in nature. It's why black men are attracted to large buttocks. Evolution and such.

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>know a disgusting fat whale
>has beetus type 2
>get invited to a birthday party at a mutual friends house
>after a while this woman turns up
>she smells pretty bad but it's a pretty unique fat people smell that's hard to describe
>her dress is not even a dress and something that was sewn together and is covered with animal hair and is dirty
>her eyes literally bulge out when she sees all the sweets on the table
>her fat sausage hands grab that little purse she has and pulls out injection
>spreads her dress so everyone can see her hanging fat
>literally stabs herself with insulin
>proceeds to grab a piece of chocolate cake and puts it on a paper plate
>just lost my apetite seeing her do that
>grabs another piece and starts eating it directly
>cream and other filling drop on her dress and she just brushes it off like it's nothing
>after she's done eating it she grabs yet another piece and puts it on her plate which now has 2 pieces again
>grabs some other shit from the table like cookies and other goods and stuffs it on a plate
>takes a whole 0.5L cola from the table
>waddles to a chair and sits down on a chair and sits down
>starts eating it with her hands like some kind of primal creature
>half of the room is now staring at her in disgust
>birthday girl is really embarassed and disgusted at the same time
>continue talking to friends but still have her in my field of vision
>after she's done she licks her hands clean and dries them off in her dress
>pulls out another insulin shot and injects herself like its nothing
>struggles to stand up
>chair has a very visible wet spot
>wobbles to table to feast some more
>i left after that so i have no idea what this crazy woman did next
>find out that birthday girl had to throw out chair because it was ruined and they couldn't get the smell out
>they have no idea what it was

>>40975449
>healthy snacks
>cookies
I am absolutely baffled how people keep forgetting about fruit. It's sweet but not overly sweet to risk giving you diabetes and it's easy to carry around and eat. Not only that but there are a billion kinds of fruit so if you don't like apples or bananas you can have grapes or pears instead.

I weigh 87lbs. My GF at 440lbs is literally 5 times my weight. We both have completely opposite but equally serious problems around how much we eat. It's okay, though, because we love each other a lot, and together we can get through it.

You know, because that's what it takes to set these people right. Love. Not hate.

Why do these threads exist.

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>>40975740
>I weigh 87lbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjyc7oxBmg4

>>40972288
>like
I can't describe how retarded you are

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>>40970428
fuck me when she takes them off, her legs and and gunt are repulsive

>>40975777
I like those digits.

>>40975782
kek can't even raise her leg a few inches

>>40972412
>Gallon of Soda a Day
>DOSAD

>>40970655
Damn son!, Dr Now, besides probably being rich as fuck must be really frustrated with al the fat fucks he treats and hears some bullshit about muh genetics, or "i've been eating healthy i dunno why i gained weight", but probably this piece of shit (Steven) it's really taking the las humanity he has, this blob does not deserve to be called a human

>>40975758
Guess you've never seen someone who lives mostly on water and chewing gum.

Hunger is an illusion, you know. You don't have to eat regularly if you don't want to. Boys are prettier dead anyway.

Fuck you, you're making me think things I'm not supposed to think. She'll be mad when she finds out I broke our commitment to better mental health just for an Internet argument.

>>40970304
>work at a bank
>boss is a super obese white trash woman from Florida
>other coworker is an obese fag from the area in which I live
>last co-worker is a based mexibro who lifts all the time and bantz with me about vidya, lifting, and chicks
>obeasts talk about how they want to lose weight almost every day, we give them legit tips like just cut out soda
>they literally show up in the morning with McDonald's in their hands and for lunch with Wendy's and large sodas and shit
>Mexibro and I make fun of them constantly when they're gone
Fucking whales, man.

>>40973758
rolling

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>>40971366
actually she would be very cute if she wasn so full of loose skin now

>>40970854
well if they use MFP and type in "bread" and count it as 1 slice when in reality it was one of those frosted honey bun things with 800 calories, to them it looks like all they ate was one slice of bread. to anyone else it looks like a glob of disgusting.

>>40975856
>>Mexibro and I make fun of them constantly when they're gone
>>when they're gone
fucking pussies, man

based al bundy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVg5QqJoxuU

can you imagine the shitstorm this type of show would create today if it ran? i so want this to happen

>>40975936
who is that?

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>be fat slob
>want to lose weight
>don't want it enough
>want more food more than i want to lose weight
>not afraid to admit it
>see self as less than human
>need to lose weight to restore any semblance of self worth
>would rather keep eating than restore self worth
>need to restore self worth to overcome crippling depression and make anything of my life
>would rather continue wanting to kill myself every day if it means i can keep stuffing my face and being lazy
>fully aware of all of this and it doesn't change my mind about any of it
>options: hate self forever and be miserable, or give up overeating and underexertion and be miserable (or kill myself, except that's not really an option because i'm too much of a pussy)
>if I had my own place I'd just stop leaving the house and thereby take advantage of my depression to help me stop buying food
>I don't have my own place and have to buy my own food or else I'll eat everyone else's
>to afford my own place I need a job
>to get a job I need to do well in school
>to do well in school I need to stop being fat
>to stop being fat I need to make my problems work for me, because they're all I have and I have no inner strength of any caliber whatsoever
>to make my problems work for me I need my own place
Wat do?

>>40973561
Each of her asscheeks/legs is shaped like africa

>>40976009
SS + GOMAD
also stop being fat

>>40976036
Fat fucks should skip the GOMAD and stick with the SS.

>>40975449
I love baking for my d&d group but I never thought to bring healthy snacks. We really do have a lot of snacks brought into the shop but in my private campaign I my dm and his lady keep it keto. D&D might make you want to cheat but it doesn't have to be that way.

>>40970428
this happened a lot in secondary school (we played rugby and wrestled at break) and if your pants ripped you were the idiot for the day and that that and they say kids overreact

>>40976004
>>40971366 she is this blob of fat, Amber, she's a qt, but she has a lot of loose skin beyond repair

>>40975228
there are loads of fat fucks in your big cities too, don't kid yourself

>>40976036
>SS + GOMAD
that sounds like it requires exertion
I'd rather blow my brains out than put effort into anything
hmmmmm

oh maybe i could become homeless

i'll drop out of school, run away from home, dig a hole somewhere, live in it, and not move until I'm skinny

that would be easy, i know from experience, i once spent three weeks locked in my room not eating, could've gone longer if not for obligations

>>40976009

Consider dopamine.

>>40970530

Holy shit, the land whales are indoctrinating kids now.

>>40976097
Just don't eat literally no effort required you fat fuck

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>>40976009
Walk around in shopping malls and you'll see your disgusting reflection as you pass by windows all the while young attractive women disregard you and visibly resist going near your repulsive body.

>>40970428
staged as hell

>>40976130
effort is required when there's food in the house and i can smell it. that's the extent to which i am a disgusting pig

hence why i need my own place

or at least my own hole

>>40976137
but i already see myself every day and notice clear as crystal the way others behave around me

i hate it

but you know what i hate even more

not overeating

and you know what i hate even more than that

exertion

>>40972166
>weeaboo
bet she loves TG coz she be a fucking banquet

>>40972352
Historic periodization conventions dictate that the "modern" era begins in 1789.

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>>40976144
bad news anon, if you're not strong enough to resist eating whenever you smell food, you're not going to stay skinny if you manage to get there

>>40975360
You also have the beach and macho culture that makes up for it

>>40973488
>crossfit
doggos gonna need some tape soon

>>40973017
>400x1
Kekked

>>40973502
this makes me agree with peta sometimes

>>40973488
Good form, pupper

>>40976172
That's weird. It's almost like the stomach was photoshopped on.

>>40975440
>that was found on tumblr and then reposted on 4chan

>>40976023
and each one could feed everyone there

megamanlet, where art thou in this hour of need?

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Can any anons recommend weight loss journey blogs written by hambeasts who are nutritionally illiterate? Seeing them naively continue with absurd choices/portions or taking up some fad even though there is a world of biology information at their fingertips motivates me to continue my own weight loss.

Started out at 185, now at 135, reaching for that goal of 120. It's all thanks to you FPH.

>>40972238
I want to steal her donut and replace it with my dick

>>40975359
>weightlifter
>3pl8 c&j
can i use leg drive

>show my gf fph
>Gets addicted to it but goes in the Reddit like site instead
>Constantly makes fun of fatties and reads the story's in her free time
>Works out more then ever while tracking her diet


Thanks /fph/

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>>40976172
>tfw when enough people masturbate to this to support a small company

I want off please

>>40976172
Getting there will make me strong enough. Or rather, weak enough. Weak enough to just not care about eating anymore. Weak enough to breed the desire out of my mind altogether out of pure apathy. That's the point I hope to get to.

Perhaps a hole in the ground is unrealistic. I'd get cabin fever. I need at least a clearing. Maybe one of those clearings in between roads.

This is all ridiculous. I'm not going to go live in some dirt clearing. I would in a heartbeat if I didn't have to make my mother proud. But she loves me, she wants to see me succeed in school and move out, and seeing me do anything else with my life would break her heart.

God fucking dammit. How do I get around that. I just can't. There's only one thing I hate more than exertion, and that's the thought of her suffering or believing a lie.

>>40975740
Bait, but you're a faggot.

>>40975740
if that's your situation then you clearly have no authority to comment on "what it takes". Whatever it takes, you don't have it.

>>40975928
didn't notice it at first

>>40976238
I was thinking the same thing. Like it was shooped to look bigger?

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>>40975703
>waddles to a chair and sits down on a chair and sits down

>sits down on a chair and sits down

This faggot who keeps writing blog posts about how he can't stop eating needs to stop posting

>>40976556
>tripfag pointing out minor errors in a good story

Big suprise

>>40976590
No, just pointing out that shes so fat that she has to sit down twice.

>>40976556
i kek'd

>>40976679
Once for her ass ass.
Once for her belly ass.

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>>40975703
>that fucking wet spot

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>>40976343
Then change for your mother. If your mum wants to see you succeed, and you hate her suffering more than exertion, and you hate exertion more than anything else, then use pain of seeing your mum suffer or believe a lie to overcome the pain of exertion.

>>40970572
>"Did the surgeon neglect to snip the entire penis"

We live in a world where this is a completely plausible scenario. What the hell

>>40976159
Lookie here, lardo.
You keep getting suggestions, and keep coming up with "but"-s.
You're hoping eventually we will give you a miracle cure you won't have to work for and you'll magically slim down so you can keep licking the nacho cheese off your knuckles and balloon up again.

Option 1:Do you love yourself and your health? If yes, read the fucking sticky, you don't even have to excercise, skinnyfat is average. Try keto, it works well for lardasses like you cause you can eat cheese and bacon and you probably have some insulin resistance.

Option 2: you love your doritos and mac n cheese and ben n jerrys more than yourself. There is no miracle cure besides not stuffing your face. You don't want to improve and we can't do it for you, so get with the program or get the fuck out.

>>40976097
You know what just shoot yourself and end it. You clearly don't give a fuck about yourself, and we certainly don't, so it looks like it won't make a difference if you do or don't
You can die now or die in a few years

>>40976159
Look anon, you can only help those who want to help themselves. As >>40976774 is saying, you're just making excuses. You're already saying that you'll fail because you don't like exertion and such. From your actions, you're saying that you want others to solve your problems, not yourself, so you have 2 realistic options here:

1) Listen to the people offering good advice, read the sticky and put some effort, real effort (I'm talking about the order of months to years), in losing weight and adhering to a healthy lifestyle.

or

2) Kill yourself and just end the misery that is your life as you have shown so far that you don't want to change yourself.

Make your choice.

>>40971267
>tfw 1960s mode

I WANT 1920 AND I WANT IT NOW

>>40975473

You just gave me an idea, anon... Time use the crappy whey I have for gainz cookies.

>>40976774
>Do you love yourself and your health?
No.

>you love your doritos and mac n cheese and ben n jerrys more than yourself
Yes, this one. And that's what I want to fix -- by not loving them anymore, because loving myself and my health would be the other way to approach it, and that can't be done. I want to stop liking to eat. I just need the requisite kind of distance from that stimulus to forget I ever enjoyed it. What I want to know is how to achieve that distance.

Going to try again today. Not eating today. Gonna see if I can keep it up longer than my previous record of 3 weeks this time. Maybe the way out is just trying again and again, pushing the duration out a little farther each time, until I can last long enough to lose it all. She doesn't have to find out this time.

>>40973832
Are those chain for lifting it into the house at night?

>>40976945
You fucking retard. It's not about not eating, it's about changing your life and utilizing discipline in order to adhere to the life changes. Again, your post is all about trying to use a "magic bullet" to solve all your problems.

Eat healthier, eat smaller portions, and fucking move. Take walks, ride a bike, do something active. You'll find something that you'll like but the first step it to do fucking something and stick with it. Exercise and good eating habits are easy when they become exactly that, habits. That means that you need discipline to practice those things until they become second nature.

Hell, if you read this board, you'll know that people still love the stuff they did when they were fat, just in smaller amounts. That means that they developed some modicum of restraint and discipline. You can do it, you just need to be real with yourself.

>>40976752
She doesn't give a shit about my weight. She's fatter than I am, she thinks this is normal.

>>40975703

I know the smell. It smells like the shit soaked in piss. Then that liquid is forced through an onion and left to ferment for a couple weeks.

Source: Fat crazy lady that came into the subway I used to work at

>>40976945
You shouldn't just not eat all together, dumbass. You gotta train your tastebuds to like healthier food, it's gross at first because you are used to tons of sugar and salt, but it's doable. I did it and now I cannot stand super rich foods, even thinking about eating a donut makes me queasy.
Baby steps, learn to substitute better foods in place of your shitty ones. Drink WATER. Learn to like unsweetened tea and black coffee.
Not eating anything is just going to make you feel shittier and it's not going to change your bad eating habits at all.

Maybe look into therapy and antidepressants. Those are helping me too. Your shitty habits are a symptom of deeper underlying issues that You should address.

>>40977030
I have 22 years experience in proving time and time again that I have no capacity for discipline. Not just in fitness, but in any affairs whatsoever. I don't stick to things. It's like having commitment issues, except without actually being in a relationship.

That's exactly why I need a magic bullet. Because the standard procedure of hard work is for people who are actually capable of hard work.

>>40976945
Get the fuck out of this thread. This isn't the place for you. Go to the fatty thread.

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>>40977036
here you go. now when you kill yourself we have something to remember your greasy pathetic whiny life by

>>40977100
But being annoying is more fun.

>>40976945
That's not going to last. Very few people truly dislike junk food and 99% of starvation dieters end up at their original weight or worse. If you want to change yourself you have to first like yourself and your health. If you truly believe nothing can be done to make you give enough of a shit to change yourself then you might as well off yourself like >>40976856 says.Every kind of diet requires some form of motivation/dedication.

Kill your bad habits or kill yourself.

>>40977109
i will keep updating this as you post more

>>40976945
Just devalue food like you've systemically devalued everything else inconvenient in your life.

>>40977098
well there is no magic bullet, so fucking deal with it
nothing you claim is concrete and fixed actually is, you have to rehabilitate yourself to scheduled workouts, tracked nutritition, etc. it's not easy, but it's also not impossible
the stuff about "not sticking to things" is bullshit, you stick to eating, you stick to brushing your teeth, etc., but these things are second nature and just ingrained into what you think your life is instead of being this big distinct thing that you build up and then drop after a week
also if you want to take some catholic original sin on and lament your unchangeable failings and then do nothing about it, do that somewhere else or not at all. you're not a better person for having other people tell you to go do things, you're just taking up their space and time

Stop replying to the fatty

>>40977194
But fatty is posting fph it feels good to berate his delusional thinking

>>40975758
oh fuck, dont remind me this blob exists. in fairness, he does provide a high standard of kek

https://youtu.be/gUHKZZ__aIE

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>>40977098
Literally everyone is capable of hard work. If you don't think you're capable of hard work then you're a complete fucking liar and just want justification for your shitty life choices.

>>40970373
>I AM NOT TAKING MY INSULIN IN HOPES OF LOSING WEIGHT

dat implied betus

>>40977157
If I were thin and liked to eat, I'd still hate myself. I remember when I WAS thin and liked to eat. It disgusted me then, too. That's why I let this happen. It's not like I just stopped giving a shit. I never gave a shit from the start. From the very beginning, I already thought I was fat and gross, and now I actually am, and nothing's changed.

Just think about what eating actually is. It's putting things in your body. Foreign materials. In your body. It's tolerable from day to day, but if you stop and think about it, doesn't it make you feel violated at all?

I NEED to stop wanting to eat. MORE than I need to lose weight. Even at the weight I am now, not eating is profoundly liberating in a way it's difficult to describe. I didn't know what I was missing for so long. The real reason I keep doing this is because I have to feel that freedom again. If I can lose weight this way, and keep it off, I'll have made that freedom mine. THAT'S what's important to me. Not my health. Not my size. That feeling.

>>40971267
Not accurate. Women were skinny back in the day, but natural 18- 22 inch waists are EXTREMELY rare and those numbers are a result of corset waist training. I looked it up before, and the average waist was more like 25-26 inches, which is a natural fit size. But Yeah, everyone's a fatty now a days

>>40975359
>tfw can't deadlift 600lbs
Guess I won't be getting that obeast gf that I always wanted.

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>>40977232
>calling fph delusional thinking
>in fph thread
wat

>>40977327
>Likes junk food more than themself
You do like junk food, as evidenced by you eating more and more despite claiming to not like food. If you truly disliked eating, then you wouldn't have gained so much weight in the first place.

>>40970682
EMS here. I have yet to meet a firefighter that wasn't absolutely based

>>40977242
why are such people given benefits? take them off and force them to work for food. fucking idiots

>>40976009
Save up for own place by buying less food. Buying less food=less weight. Make sure you don't go to the store hungry so you won't impulse buy. Start buy cutting calories drinks

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>>40973569
underrated

>>40973561
SHELF
H
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F

>>40973758
>
rolling because im suicidal

>>40976945
You need some serious therapy, or else I highly doubt anything will change

Just as I was reading this thread on the bus I passed a stop where a middle aged fat man was collapsed on the floor receiving electroshock therapy.

That'll teach him not to be fat.

>>40977471
I'm not saying I don't like food. I'm saying I don't WANT to like food. I'm SICK of liking food. Everything I eat makes me feel like my dad's molesting me all over again.

hey so how long does it take for the link to the next 600lb life to arrive in these threads? eurofag here, we dont have tlc

>>40977606
Because the welfare state is broken and easy to exploit.

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>>40970373

>>40977030
Using logic to communicate with the mentally ill. Next you should go to some liberal Jew site and tell them that blacks represent 12.4% of the population and commit over half the murders because they are more prone to impulsive violence, and the evidence shows that poverty is not the explanation because poorer members of other races, including Asian minorities, do not commit more violence when in poverty. Explain that there must be a more logical reason that blacks in the USA have the same murder rates as blacks in the poorest most backward black-run African nation, and only genetics can account for what we see in the world today.

No matter how you phrase it, you'll never change a single mind. Not one. Ever. Best to just live life as well as you can and let fat people die, and let liberals be liberals, and communists be communists. Nothing changes a human mind except a bullet. So don't waste your time. Just be strong and prepared. Find a corner of this world and watch it burn. Because it will burn. We are circling the drain of degeneracy. The seven deadly sins are nothing more than check boxes at this point. We are in free fall. The game is over.

>>40977735
Not liking food goes against basic survival instincts. It's basically impossible to dislike food barring serious psychological ailments. You have to like your health more than you like food for any kind of long term success. If you can't do that then it's very unlikely you'll be able to achieve long term weight loss.

>>40977826
>except a bullet
So let's fucking shoot them then??

jesus way to point out an obvious solution to a problem and then just ignore it
starting to think you might be fat with that kind of rhetoric

>>40970842
I kinda want to see this performed by a moderately chubby girl.

>>40970572
>Mandy Mountain
oh the irony

>>40977857
>chub

>>40977857
>in

>>40977891
I see where you're going

>>40977857
>tub

>>40977851
He didn't say that you retard. He said that's the only way to change a human mind so stop trying to change people's minds.

>>40977908
I know he didn't say that.
I'M saying that.
And I'm saying he SHOULD'VE said that.

>>40970373
DELET THIS

>>40977920
>rrreeeeee they're not as honest with themselves as i am and i don't like it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kill all fatties reeeeeeeeee
If this is your brand of hate, you miss the point of FPH threads.

Go back to /b/

>>40975284
THICC

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>>40972151
absolute filthhh

>>40977826
No, I believe that one must at least make some sort of attempt. If the person truly wants help, then one should do their utmost to help them. However, if they spurn that offer, then they're on their own. If you want to make this world a better place, you have to be willing to help others, however, there is only so much that is reasonable.

>>40975309
Is chubby bunny kill yet?

>>40973488
Good form, pupper.

>>40971366
*audible gasp*

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>>40976009
I'm going to be 100 percent honest with you,if you really want to loose weight it is not extremely difficult. I've lost 100 lbs in 7 months by putting less food in my body that's it
>picture is me when I started in september

>>40971366
That brush needs to be my dick. o///o

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>>40978320
This is me today at 204, I still have more weight to lose but my life is honestly on a 100 percent better track. Of you read this I can say that if you choose to loose weight it will be worth it all the way

>>40977098
Weirdly, your pathetic self-approach is exactly the motivation I need to get my workouts in today.
A good, long look in the mirror would be exactly what you need. Imagine if someone else was saying exactly what you're saying now, what would you tell them to do?

>>40976275
this guy got run over by a fucking train.

>>40971412
Is she still with that dude that diddled her older daughter?

>>40977735
The problem most likely is not you liking food, but you liking garbage. If you are an american, I could see how you might get that confused and at least I've heard that it's not as easy to get good genuine food there, but - as harsh as it sounds - you like eating shit. Not food. The most simple way for you to make a change is to slowly replace the things you eat with natural alternatives.

I've always hated fast food and cook very healthily, but with a periodically slightly fragile psyche and self-worth issues, I have encountered some of your problems in the past.
The sort-of-unhealthy way to solving basically any problem in your life is to mentally focus all your self-worth on that issue. Always keep it in mind and learn to feel the rush that you get from little accomplishments.
One kilo less on the scale? Great! -> self worth boost
Resisted something sweet? Masochism kicking in -> self-worth boost
It's at least what keeps me on track with most genuinely difficult things that I do. But remember to never raise your expectations too high. Be pessimistic and let yourself be surprised by positive results.

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>>40977098


You are unfit for life. In a perfect world, you would be unable to survive, removing your defective, worthless genes and parasitical, revolting self from the genepool. At least it's not like you'll ever breed in the first place.

You are sickening. You are hated. Your removal would make planet Earth better. Why not see to that?

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>>40970304
how does this sell

>be at family party
>we have this one relative that is huge as fuck
>one time I went to use restroom and see her changing a baby in my aunts bed
>the fuck?
>she already had 3 kids
>fast forward 4 years later at another birthday party
>kid is now big as fuck like a little meatball
>mom asked aunt if she can have a bowl of milk because the kid is hungry
>nevermind that we had food up the ass because we have a large family number wise and size wise
>aunt gives her bowl of milk
>mom pulls out oreos and starts crushing them over the milk
>calls this cereal

>>40978427
>But remember to never raise your expectations too high. Be pessimistic and let yourself be surprised by positive results.
You know what, this helps. It occurs to me what I need is a change in perspective. I've been scrutinizing myself from the eye of perfection. That approach doesn't work for me, because I'm too weak to be motivated by what I could be. I'm the lowest scum on the planet, so I should be judging myself by lowest scum on the planet standards. Anything I do that's not profoundly morally repulsive deserves my acknowledgement as a step in the right direction. Perhaps, looking at things this way, I can want what's best for myself without having to love myself first.

>>40978482
lol ikr

>>40972412
kek

>>40973832
Imagine that chain on her head was meant to be a necklace and she couldnt get it over her head so she said "fuck it" and left it there

>>40978598
>Anything I do that's not profoundly morally repulsive deserves my acknowledgement as a step in the right direction.

Yes, that's the mindset that can get you far. If you try to compare yourself to other people, it also helps to change your perspective based on what you are looking at. If it's a very disgusting fat person, you can say "I am healthier than them! Great". If it's a fitness model, you can say: "They are doing so many really hard things for such a long time and even though I have only done a small portion of that so far, I got really good results with it". That way, comparing yourself to other people is not discouraging.

Also, one really big motivation is that muscles just feel awesome. I was never really unfit, but having a muscular well-shaped body is just amazing. Think of fat as layers of clothing that you can take off after a long day of work.

>>40973488
good form,pupper

>>40978598
you remind me of my morbidly obese room mate

he will never do anything for himself
he talks about signing up to the gym while he frys a grill cheese and rolls his giant oversized baby body around the house

he says these things as if they are supposed to impress me
>maybe if i degrade myself further, it will somehow add value to me

he randomly adds in conversation about how little he is eating, or how he has no money for next week

"im going to be eating just 'x' next week"
>what the fuck are you talking about
>why do you lie
i dont even respond anymore

I tried to get him to track calories a while back. I told him clearly, 'the gym wont help you if you just live like fucking shit every day mate'.

>mfw he says 'im serious about this though'
im not the one who has to live in that oversized flesh suit at the tender young age of 19.

>should be out fucking youing girls, going on dates, hanging out with friends
>eats fried chicken and plays WoW etc. instead

fuck i hate this fucking fuck, fuck
>always a new excuse
>i didnt ask, but he tells me anyway

it just reaffirms my belief that strong male role models are crucial in a boys like. its not make or break, but fuck I am never letting my son become like this disgraceful blob.

>>40974252
It's simple physics, her gravitational pull is stronger than the earth's.

t. Engineer

>>40972209
>it suddenly cut to a different show about loose skin.
>The 90 minute show ended after 90 minutes then the next show started
Mental

>>40970572
>“Did the surgeon neglect to snip the entire penis?”

are you fucking kidding me?

>>40970632
This shit pisses me off more than anything. My sister and mom claim up and down that they still gain weight on a 500 calorie deficit diet and walking for an hour a day and they get upset when I tell them that it's literally impossible and against the laws of physics and that they must be counting incorrectly.