THE ANTS ATE ALL OF MY PROTEIN WHAT DO I DO?

Insectilogist here! That protein had to go somewhere, think about it. Follow the ants back to their hive, they're probably giving to their queen so once you find her you have two options:
Option 1 you take the queen and throw her in your blender shake, when she gets shredded (heh) all that protein leaks out and you can drink it. It's important she gets blended so the energy from the blender will reactivate the protein into its active form which you can energize more metabolically easier.
Option B you can take her and keep her hostage, allowing her to bite you, essentially injecting you with protein and ant hormones, basically steroids, while she withers away

Up to you OP but either way godspeed

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>>40965865

Sometimes I love this Taiwanese ceramic painting board

>>40965674
eat the ants

>>40965865
>It's important she gets blended so the energy from the blender will reactivate the protein into its active form which you can energize more metabolically easier.
muh sides

>>40965674
Get more protein
Eat some chicken nuggets or something

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>>40965674
Ants ARE protein retard

>>40965865
>Insectilogist here!
It's enthomologist retard

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>>40965865
THATS FUNNY AS FUCK

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>>40965865
>not shrinking yourself and fucking the antqueen infront of all the cucked worker ants to take revenge

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>>40965865
This. Eat the queen to gain her strength.

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God damn it OP

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>>40965983
Really gets the metaphorical gears whirring in my literal brain.

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>tfw anon raises strongest ants known to mankind

How much ant can deadlift ?

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What on earth have you done

>>40966724
About 100x it's weight

>>40966946
achieveable natty ?
how to grow my own chitinous exoskeleton

>>40966775
This.

Can you imagine if the queen didn't eat mostly fish heads? or even got a hold of special human more quickly? fuaaaark....

If the ants ate all the protein why not just eat all the ants ? You'll get at least 1.3X the protein you had originally .

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>>40967268
I'm pretty sure that's how Tarzan got ripped.

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>>40965865
Sounds legit

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>>40965865
its really that easy

>>40966609
I think he meant anthomologist

>>40965865
This isn't even that fummy

>>40965674
Sell your house because some really swole ants are taking it over soon.

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>>40965865
Do the second option
You can become antman
>antman

>find the nest
>keep feeding them protein as they come to rely on you as their protein master
>watch as they get ripped
>train them into an army

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>ants get big as fuck
>ants get hungry and seek more gains
>ants carry OP to their nest while hes sleeping
>eat him while gang banging the queen

might wanna stay at a hotel tonight buddy

>>40965865
hehehehehe

>>40970198

Its an average reddit comment

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>when you don't clean up your cum tissues and you find ants in them the next day

I can't be the only one this has happened to right? Fucking protein whoring slutty nasty ants

>>40965930
Came to post this.