ITT: We post and rate each others Tinder profiles.

Nice try cia

>using tinder

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>he has less than 100m

>>40964533
What's that part at the bottom about comparing your friends to those of your matches?
Seems weird. I wouldn't want to run into people I know on tinder...

>>40964533
>100m bank
>Using veracs skirt instead of bandos

>>40965594
I met my current fwb on tinder and I'm pretty autistic

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I've been thinking of starting a fresh RS2 account since quiting after the arrival of newscape.

>>40964533
>no pegasians

Instant swipe left

>>40964533
furiouspk, an rsps, is way more fun than real rs

>>40966194
It shows who you have as common friend on facebook.

What is the best way to take shirtless pics for tinder/OKC/etc. And don't give me some shit answer like go outside.

>>40966852
Go to the river and ask someone take a pic of you doing something with your shirt off. If you can't even do that you are forever beta

>>40964533
nice

>>40965602
fucking kek
this picture is gold

>>40966852
Like the other anon said: water somehow. With friends, or family even. Everything else is a no.

>>40966248
Im decent looking but not that autistic. How autistic are we talkin about here dude?

>>40966852
Go to the beach or the lake.

>>40966852
just take one in tight clothes

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Drop that advice lads

>>40969172

Step 1: Become White

>>40969172
lift weights

>>40969172
don't have sling hair and don't wear berets. wtf.

>>40969172
So THIS is what an incel looks like...

>>40969172
the pic with the kitten is best bro.

>>40969172
Say it's 5'11 instead.

Nobody will tell the difference except males.

>>40969172
these are the people telling you they bench 275 squat 4 plates and deadlift 5

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What am i doing wrong

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Here's mine.

My pics are a year old tho but I'll get some better ones once I finish this cut

>>40969285
You retard

>>40969302
>>40969285
>>40969172
>/fit/fags are actually decent looking
Meanwhile I look just like Wojak. Fucking hell, mate.

>>40969285
ive never even used tinder and i can tell your profile is trash

>>40969172
Pulling your sleeves up to your shoulder makes you look like a faggot. Even if you had bigger arms. Just don't do it. That is gymcel bullshit.

>>40964533
corp sucks now

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>>40964533
I have been waiting for this thread for days.

>>40969285
You're not ugly or anything. You just look sad and lonely. Take pics of you out doing shit like hiking, socializing, or playing a sport. Not fucking around in front of a restaurant. Something that looks like you have a life.

>>40969172
Lift

>>40969302
You need more pics.

>>40969285
Lift>>40969302
Lift

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N-no bully pls

>>40969354
I wish I had more pics. Soon tho. I'll be good for summer

>>40969302
nigga u put gym rat in your bio and you dont even look like u go god damn thats cringe

>>40969370
Again: not ugly.

All you need is lift.

>>40969172
If you have touched 2 women why are you on /fit/?

>>40969370
lift some weights, pack some mass on that frame, and you'll look 100x better. you're attractive, but skinny af

>>40969172
Ill tell you your best photo if you tell me how to get pictures with grills

>>40969172
Lift then youll become chang long wang and you can probably keep your stupid haircut too

>>40969464
>chang long wang
lmao

chang thunderwang

>>40969302
Got any more pics? you're pretty handsome ;) im a girl btw

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Currently cutting weight, I've been the bulky "powerlifter" type for too damn long, and it seems to only attract chubbies... not that I don't mind them haha. Also posting this hear makes me realize that I need to probable smile for a picture, and trim up my beard so it isn't such a mess.

>>40969341
10/8
Would batter about the tailbone with a rubber dong.
Also natty lickeroo

>>40969486
nigga youre that fat and big squatting 565?

>>40969384

Here's a secret kiddo; all of 4chan becomes comedy gold when you don't relate to the people here.

>>40966852
See, this is the other side of the coin when you see all these "ottermode" guys circlejerking over having visible serratus: a 160lb fit guy wearing a shirt looks an awful lot like a 160lb weak guy wearing a shirt.

>>40969486
Not having a double bodyweught squat being what looks like a 105+ lifter....

But for people out there pre good m8

>>40969486
Well for starters you have a drawing of three wolf moon...

>>40969514
I got close to 600, but like you said too fat, and time to cut.

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Rate me fags

>>40969536
Do neckwork

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>>40969536

>tinder rating thread
go to /soc/ faggots

>>40969546
holy fuck you are a raging faggot LOL

>>40969486
id say get rid of one of the bicep photos, change main image to a wider shot maybe one with friends or family, get rid of wolf and beer pic

>>40969546
Good tip, need to work on my back more too and cut. Been putting on weight all winter.

>>40966852
wear a stupid yet funny mask, like a horse mask or unicorn mask take shirtless selfie. make sure your bio isn't serious

>>40969285
Your second pic is the only one thats profile worthy. Get new pics and compare them to that one if it's aren't better than that, don't use it.

>>40969475
I can never tell if these sorts of posts are my IRL friends fucking with me.

>>40969528
yeh dont be that fat and get beat by 83kg lifters nigga

still big af though good on ya

>>40969560
you look like a confused child with your eyebrows up like that

>>40969597

Haha thanks, need to work on my selfie game, just feels so lame. I've noticed not smiling as much as a guy and having a fuck you look gets better matches

>>40969560
trash the first picture. The end.

>>40969302
Another sailer, what kinda boat you got?

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tfw 168 53

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Got a date tomorrow with a qt as fuck art major

How to have a good profile:

4-6 photos
1 suit pic
1 athletic pic
1 animal pic
1-3 pics additional pics

most pictures should include other people, be sure you can clearly tell it's you in at least 2 photos

doesn't fucking matter what you write in the profile, just don't be boring or apologetic

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don't get a ton of matches, even tho I'm next to two big schools, I guess I'm ugly
also yes I know I need to lift, I do I just have to be lean for frisbee

bio is
6'0"
Frisbee
Ukulele
Freestyle Rap
Talk mathy to me
420 friendly
[school] CS

>>40969678
I may have to, desu my shirtless surf pic gets the most matches despite what people say about shirtless pics

>>40969560
remove pic 1. keep the order, or switch 2 for 3

>>40969285
lol sad and desperate. Well this is /fit/

>>40969708

This is good advice. I'd also suggest creating a semi fake persona, be an archetype and play off that (assuming you just want to smash) you can be a different person for one night. Nice clothes also seem to pay off well. Remember it's a visual media and there is no fact checker

>>40969744

Thanks for the tips, I'm deleting pic one now lol

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Reminder to delete the app if you aren't attractive

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>>40969726
>lean

>>40969726
lose some weight fatass

>>40969726

Mate, putting frisbee, ukulele and freestyle rap are easy ways to NOT get matches

Frisbee isnt even a sport, a ukulele is a little gay guitar and you cant rap, not doing yourself any favors at all.

>>40969486
less gym photos, more photos with friends

im mirin as fuck tho

>>40969586

Ask her how feminine is her penis.

>>40965602
lmfao at pic

>>40969341
>communist
Kill yourself, you scum.

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See here's an example of an evolved bot profile. You can't see the other pics but they are also grainy. The architecture of the buildings doesn't match my locale and the uni is nowhere near me. The bio sounds semi organic but also to basic. Like made by a human but quickly. They usually come in waves of 2-4.

>>40969824
What the fuck else would you be laughing at you retarded retard

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This is my profile. I had to delete all my pics because I've been losing a lot of weight and I haven't had time to take more pics but I will this weekend. :-)

>>40969863
please be in california PLEASE

also
>implying women need to do anything special for their profile

>>40969863
A L A B A M A
L
A
B
A
M
A

>>40969302
fuck you look my deceased chad brother.

I MISS HIM............

>>40969726
Why would you have three other women in your main picture? You are not attractive enough for that to work.

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>>40969892
anon no

>>40969863
good for you! im trying to lose some too.
tinder is so much easy for your gals

>>40969767
This. If you can keep up that half-bored, half-stupid voice that Chads have for an evening using a fake voice can be helpful.

>>40969863

Are you looking to hook up or date?

If hookup with Chad then show more skin and have an innuendo in bio

If date need more pics of hobbies and hobbies in bio. Joke might help too

>>40969302
you're cute :3

>>40969892
I love you anon. I'm waiting For u in heaven

~Chad

>>40969863
This is me.
>>40969726
Hmm don't use that as your main picture because girls hate seeing girls with other girls, especially if they're pretty. I'd swipe right.
>>40969560
Lol you'd look super attractive with a nice hair cut / shave :)
>>40969486
Dude you're huge but a lot of girls aren't into that.
>>40969370
Need a haircut.
>>40969341
Try not to use shoops or edits as your main pic
>>40969302
I think you look decent. I like the profile.
>>40969172
Idk if I gave you advice but I like your profile.

>>40969560
Don't do the squatting picture

>>40969688

reddit go home

>>40969863

(You)

>>40969952
>using a dating app seriously

Lmfao @ ur life dude

>>40969938

Thanks i honestly think I would kill it with short hair and clean shaven but shaving every morning is a real pain in the arse

>>40969536
>>40969560
lose the green polo pic. the surfer pic and the pic of you with short hair are good. party pic is good too so you blend in with normies.

>>40964533
>Dharrok plate
>verac skirt
>no helmet
Learn to dress yourself

>>40969949

Yeah its not the best workout photo but I wanted to signal fitness and lifting with a pic, any better action shot lifting pic options?

>>40969726
you've got a young face, grow a beard or getting leaner should help.

>>40969906
>>40969932
ty bros you cheer me up

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>>40969688

>Arts major

Oh boy oh boy this is gonna be good.

>>40969966

"Dude, Thanks brosef!" See I'm becoming Chad already with yall's collective help. Help me into normie pls

>>40969996
I c-can fix her!

Lmao jk. Tryna smash

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>>40969486

I like it

n-n-no homo

>>40969873
Hey sorry I'm from NY.
>>40969886
Not quite.
>>40969907
Thanks :) I'm trying!!! This microbio exam kicked my ass but I just took it today so tomorrow I'll be back in the gym, it's been a very sad 2 days for me.
>>40969917
I'm looking for either. Yeah, I'm going to post a sensual girls-night-out outfit look and see how that goes.
>>40969927
Thanks anon.
>>40969954
(me)

>>40969285
T O R O N T O
O
R
O
N
T
O

>live up the street from that keg

>>40970021
PLEASE post your feet

>>40970021

As a female, the more you express sex the more matches you'll get but many guys will just want a quick lay

>>40969486
>pic 2
thought you had a HUGE shoulder, then realized i was just confused by your chest kek

>>40970014

Don't stick your dick in an arts major, trust me my best bud tried it and it wasn't worth it.

>>40970049
I know that's why I'm going to add a sensual pic. ;$ thanks for the tips.

>>40969172
don't have your main pic with someone else in it, especially a girl

>>40969172
>when you love berets so much you made your hair into one

>>40970062
I am just gonna take her to my buddys frat house and cut contact bro I'm literally untraceable

>>40969172
You look like Gok Wan mate. Lose the hair

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sure why not

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>>40969831
>>40969938

>Not realising that its a pic of Stalin. fucking kek

>>40969798
this is true

>>40969863
I was in the thread where we gave you advice on better pictures, glad to see you took the advice

>>40970109
Meh need a better picture..
>>40970116
Lmao that's hilarious. I'm not white so a lot of references blow over my head (no pun intended).

>>40969688

>deepwater jew

spat my oats m8

>>40969370
intern

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>>40970136
All i do is just roleplay as Stalin and seeing if i can pick up women (fortunately Stalin is pretty good looking)

>tfw have to make a Facebook to use tinder

Fuck lads

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should I change my main pic? need some advice familia

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>>40970191

>>40970191
Yes Lmao you should get one of you smiling.

>>40970191
Yes that is an awful pic

Take one of you doing something, definitely not an expressionless, poorly lit selfie

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>>40966852
This is how I did it
Rei best girl

>>40970164
Fucking kek

>>40970191
you look like you're going to rape me. fake happiness

>>40970191
Yeah you should actually look at the camera.

This makes the female think you can't make eye contact.

Shave your fucking peach fuzz it looks awful and spotty, and you need a fresh hair cut, your part looks shitty. I would tell them to put in a hardpart next time.

Lastly, smile. Women actually like smiling, and the smile lines will make you look less baby faced.

It looks like the lighting in that room is pretty good, so get a picture under the natural light, not the computer screen light

>>40970070

Be sure to post it bby :*

Question. Can they see my Facebook if we match? I haven't used it since I was 15 and it's all pictures from then

>>40970211
Delete the picture of you and your friend with the purple lighting.

Your hair looks great, but you look gay af.

>>40970236
no

>>40970119
Yeah and I deleted half my bio. People still don't talk to me though but I also think the area that I live in doesn't really like my beauty or skin tone because when I go to Toronto/NYC I get a lot of super likes from Chads. :/ SOL.

>>40970211

Make 3 or 5 profile pic, otherwise looks good

>>40970219
PAJEET MY SON

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Why the fuck is tinder groups free? They could make a fortune with this shit

>>40970191
>>40970211
You're handsome and have nice hair but that main pic isn't great. The one by the pool looks better. 6 isn't bad either.

>>40970240
Thanks bb

>>40969726
>Ukulele
learn guitar or give up. ukulele is the softest instrument ever created

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>>40970219
Bio :
ChemE+Chem freshman
5'10"
Lifting and Anime is my thing
Occasionally go to skyway or the loft for concerts
Marlboro Blacks > Everything else
>>40970251
FUCK YOU SUPERPOWER by 2020!!!1!

>>40970309
nice jawline bro

>>40970243
>toronto/nyc
pls be in montreal

>>40969863
3+4 have to go. No point in having #2 as well as it's essentially the same as #1. Keep losing weight and get some better pictures and you'll do well :).

>tfw not white

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Alpha male coming thru

>>40970021
Q U E E N S
U
E
E
N
S

>>40970358
Pls dont invade our countries and then cry about stereotyping faggot

>>40970358
How dark are you? You can always bleach i suppose, they do it in Jamaica alot

>>40969285
first pic should actually show your face mang and lose #2

>>40970337
No I'm from upstate NY like 10 mins away from the NF, Ontario border but I've always wanted to visit Montréal.

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get very few matches haha

>>40970021
>Im from NY
hey me too, match with me bb

>>40970391
>not a real mustache

Why not anon

>>40969486
cut and lose wolf drawings. Also trim that beard a bit and keep the mustache.

>>40970416
i was trying to dress up as a dictator for a fancy dress party, dictators have mustaches

>>40970344
What's wrong with 3 and 4

>>40970390
plattsburgh?

>>40970400
Post your tinder profile.

>>40970376
Live in South America and I am not poor for my country standards so don't need to emigrate.
>>40970384
I'm not that dark, maybe like a white who is tanned because I'm half european, the thing is my facial features are deeply non white.

>>40970391
holy shit, this is a terrible picture. im sure you have better ones. this one makes you look sweaty/greasy/smelly etc. its the wispy hair, unfilled beard, it all looks rather creepy

>>40970425
Noooo, Buffalo.

>>40970456
>unfilled beard
hahaha im completely clean shaven in that picture
yeah it's pretty bad but it's the most recent one i have, don't want to be dishonest

>>40970476
fuck honesty dude. seriously. change the pic

>>40970462
damn, I'm in plattsburgh

no profile but halp guys

>get out of long relationship
>want to find a piece so install this old phone app i used to troll, its a wasteland now of fattie single moms
>see some chick with ridiculously long, toned legs
>53 years old
>start chatting her up
>end up jerking it and getting nudes
>she is an absolutely obessive type-a 80's gym bunny and her body looks better at 53 than most girls i've fucked in their 20s, she has D cup tits and they're somehow less saggy than many girls in their 20s
>she quite obviously wants the D and wants to meet up for a glass of wine

what do srsly

here's the kicker [spoiler]"I'm actually 58"[/spoiler]

>>40970476
Bro please change that pic

>>40970499
Maybe we can make this work. Post pics. Lol (kind of joking kind of not)

>>40970456

This is 100% a meme pic and a shitpost

>>40970531
I truly don't understand this post

>>40966302
The hell is happening here?

>>40970550
>>40970550
dude you don't think it's viscerally weird to fuck a chick that's literally 30 years older than you? like she could be my actual grandma

but she's fucking hot and does anal

>>40969863
Hmm I was thinking of adding 6 and deleting 5. What do you guys think?

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>>40970587
Omg I forgot the image luls. But this body suit is like something I wear for raves soo idk how appropriate it is for tinder.

>>40970532
the only good picture i have of me is literally from like 2014 or some shit, i don't have many pictures on facebook
you reckon i should still change it?

>>40970587
dont mean to be "ROASTIE REEEEE" but do women honestly need to step up their tinder game? are you aiming for the top 1% of chads?

>>40970587
>>40970604
it looks slutty but then again you're on tinder so you're probably a slut

publicly putting stuff like that out there is confusing to me and basically is why western men dont value you anymore

>>40970609
who the fuck would know its from 2014? just do it dude

>inb4 its soo different!!
yeah, its different for the BETTER
but if you want to undersell yourself go ahead

>>40969863
Wasn't this profile on a thread a few days ago?

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R8 my profile boiz 6'2" 194 lbs

>>40970617
Yeah, you're right. fuck that. I'm not going to post it then. I'm just going to wait till the weekends and post a night out selfie.

>>40970309
fuckin lmao

>>40970634
Post more of 6th picture girl please

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mine

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>>40970622
okay is this any better? i did get more matches when i used this tbf

>>40970639
Please post the slutty picture here I can't tell if it's appropriate enough for tinder and need to inspect it closer. Thank you

>>40970648
that lasagna had a lot of cheese in it

also
>i like joy division
=
>im mopey and never ever want my dick to be sucked

>>40970654
>le epic $5 meme
honestly fuck off

>>40970650
its better, but its still bad. you need new pictures dude. the ones you have are all currently unusable. also, i suggest youtubing "squinch" for how to look good in photos. angles, lighting and etc can knock you up 3 points since you currently seem to have absolutely no idea how to be photogenic

>>40970358
>tfw Asian
>tfw fucking destroyed weeb puss in high school

It comes with perks.

>>40970675
haha okay i'll look it up, thanks for the advice man

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>>40970654

>>40970710
Jesus fucking Christ please post your body

Please

I've never needed anything more

I'm on 6 weeks no fap

I'll give you anything to see your belly

>>40970650
could look like justin trudeau

>>40970710

holy kek 10/10

>>40969560

squat looks awkward and your eyebrow thing is the telltale sign of a beta cuck

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Posting interesting profiles form threads past

>>40969560
you look fun

>>40970727
are you talking to the hare?

>>40969220
maybe he's lying about the height already

>>40969285
Literally nothing wrong with this
>>40969302
You look like a school shooter mate
>>40969370
Nu-male
>>40969536
>>40969560
That first pic looks bad
>>40969726
Semi-Douchey
>>40969863
>BA
dropped
>>40969302
cringe all around

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>>40966302
How the hell did so many random pop up at one time, what triggered it to happen for everyone?

>>40970648
B L A R T
L
A
R
T

Can't unsee it. You look like a chill dude though, I'd smash a few beers with you most likely.

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Rate my photos

>>40969586
>IRL friends
normies out

>>40970796
Can we make a /fit/ clan chat?

The /vg/ one sucks

>>40969688
you aren't funny

>>40970541
you'll see

>>40970814
Are you Sam Hyde?

>>40970309

>Smoking

Degenerate

>>40970476
bro change it. no mustache for the love of god shave that off and youll be gucci

>>40969486
>if I hit superlike it was an accident
u r a funny dude

>>40970824
I literally don't care what you say ever

>>40970839
mustache was drawn on with a sharpie as part of the costume haha, didn't realise it actually looked like a real one
changed the picture to this >>40970650

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I'm 6'3 kek

>>40970391
M8 ur moustache sucks balls

>>40970727
Did you cite the wrong person?

>>40970604
Fuck off women literally don't have to do anything to have success on tinder and fuck dudes way out of their league. I bet every time you swipe you get a match.

>>40970931
it's a drawing m8

>>40969172
Cute

>>40969285
Need pic of you looking happy

>>40969302
Stop looking like a fuckboy.

>>40969370
Good.

>>40969486
Get rid of 1 pic of u at the gym, change it to a dog or you with a friend

>>40969560
Change main pic

>>40969726
You look really young, I think that's your problem? Also, more pics

>>40969863
Good!

>>40970211
Yes, change it to outdoor one

>>40970309
Yes

>>40970634
Good.

>>40970648
Uguuuuuuu

>>40970814
Honestly incredible. I'd swipe right.

>>40970908
Smile!!

>>40970391
the pedostache, has to go

>>40970325
thanks anon :)
>>40970642
I dont have any friends irl so I feel good knowing I made you laugh :)
>>40970837
I have clinical depression and hfa so I smoke to keep my mind off depression and you dont need friends to smoke. I am on zoloft now I will quit after I get better

>>40970932
DOnt ever fucking reply to me again

>>40970531
so should i do it brahs? would you do it? im 32

>>40970943
Ow anon y u gotta be so mean ;-; I actually don't.
....

>>40969172
wtf vivian

>>40969341
>Communist
>Studying art

Sounds legit

I'm in the top 500 players on oldschool runescape, ama

>>40970989
Tinder has made me hate women I do just fine with them in class at the gym whatever but online they put on a whole different persona and become stuck up cunts because of the 100's of thristy betas and occasionally chads chatting them up giving them an undeserved ego despite they have nothing interesting to say or any cool hobbies/tastes in things, but I bet your not like other girls right? kek.

>>40970727
>I'll give you anything to see your belly
i'm fucking dead holy shit

>>40971028
Is that you furion

>>40971054
It's BW

>>40971056
Who

>>40966194
The app specifically won't let you see people you're fb friends with

>>40971038
THIS

>>40971113
false. Ive matched with several girls Im fb friends with

>>40971038
I sent her the super like so we'll see

>>40971142
>super like girl
>she likes you back
What then? Immediately go for the date right?

>>40971038

hahaha you sound like you are projecting, dude. If you have no problem with girls in class and at the gym then why the holy fuck would you be on tinder? Because you're lying. What's your next step after hating women? You gonna shoot up a school? Great, another one is born folks!

Now comes the helpful shit:

Stop being such a fucking baby and keep trying with girls, eventually you will be successful; if you aren't getting rejected and making mistakes then you aren't making decisions.

Next, create goals for yourself everyday. They don't have to be big goals, small ones like making your bed or waking up at a certain time are good enough, but you want to work towards larger and more important ones.

When you fail to meet a goal you must face a consequence. Otherwise the guilt will be detrimental to success and you are only here to win.

Create a sense of success and develop an expectation of success from yourself in everything you do.

Never make an excuse for anything because you control everything in your life. Now go fucking get it!

>>40971181
depends, I've usually only use the super like if its a girl who's bio I find funny, or is way out of my league. I've gone on a date with one girl I super liked, had conversations with a few, and had one flat out say she only liked back because she was flattered I super liked her

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>>40969688
Cmon man. At least be original.

>>40971192
Deadass this is the funniest post I've ever seen here

Nigga

Get ya dick wet lmao

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I actually get a lot of replies.

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Rate 2bh

>>40971272
bro/10
mirin jaw line tho

>>40969184
This desu

>>40971113
Not true, I see plenty of friends on tinder. Now matching with them is another story. Swipe left city right there.

>>40971192
Nigger I literally just got a qt's snapchat from class today and have goals set for the gym/career shit I'm working towards, your the one projecting here you sound like a pissed off roastie.
>>40971192
>>40971219
>saying deadass
>calling people school shooters
Are you all legitimate nig nogs or just stopping by here from instagram/reddit?

>>40969302
Switch the first and third pic

>>40970109
You sound/look like a nu-male

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>>40970766
>sumo
>mixed grip

>>40966852

honestly, having a shirtless pic is douchy thing to do except if it is during an activity like doing martial arts, at the beach, etc.

>>40970080
>not making it

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Am I a normie yet?

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Do I win the game of tinder with 1300 matches? 600 of fatties I havnt even opened.

>>40970604
do ur eyebrows, straighten ur hair, squat more and post a butt pic

>>40970531
fucking slam it

>>40970650
far more kawaii in this photo, famalam

>>40970814
too tryhard and loose wait

>>40969341
Surprised no one here knows what a Chad Joseph Stalin was...

>>40970766
bruh

>>40971435
it's not a picture of stalin, it's some other guy

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I have no idea what I should write under my profile.

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>>40971463

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Pls don't bully

>>40971463
That is literally young stalin with photoshopped glasses

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>>40970766
hey denton bro

>>40971491
those are clearly different people
the top row, furthest to the right is the actual stalin

>>40970191
>>40970211
>6'5

Maybe don't start off with blatant lies.

>>40971496
no it's literally not

>>40971480
>doesn't show bio
>blacks out half the face
can't really help you if you won't let us amigo

>>40971486
try to be kind of funny. you're a g00d looking dude tho so it's ez mode

>>40971497

God I would in a heartbeat

>>40971496
>>40971491
i'm sorry I too see no resemblance

>>40970604
How much do you charge for a quickie ?

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Pls b gentle

>>40969688
nice war room reference m8

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>>40971556

>>40969172
that first picture would be amazing if you had a proper haircut. get it cut short and you could be really good looking. also work on your skin a bit more

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>>40971497
why am I so attracted to women that I guarantee would be horribly vile on the inside

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>Stacy sent you a GIPHY

how the FUCK am I supposed to respond to this, bitch
this is literally just a gif of jimmy kimmel doing a face, fuck you

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Keeping it simple isn't working

>>40971619
Try to make your picture look less like an impressionist painting of Jeffrey Dahmer

>>40969863
Bio is way too long. Don't bore me with your your life story
>>40970109
This screams beta provider lmao

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>>40969473

>>40971627
crying

>>40971619
better lighted picture. lose some weight so your face gets skinnier then think about whether the beard helps or hurts you

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>>40971644
Im at 195. How much weight do I need to lose. And would that pic work better?

>>40971658

Look, your hair is going and you can't grow a beard. You really only have two options 1. Suicide 2. Get more /fit/, shave your head, shave your beard, get better glasses. I was in the same situation as you but it gets better friend.

>>40970021
Fucking whore. You're not welcome here.

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Holy fuck this is so depressing but its losers like you guys that make tinder so ez kek

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Am I doing it right?

>>40971705
The picture sucks dick. If you gotta go with a selfie then do the selfie stick angle, straight up mirror shots like that look really awkward.

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On my way 2 fuck yo bitch

>>40969726
>ukulele
>freestyle rap
your prof pic looks like you're at babby's very own bar mitzvah; the girls individually aren't attractive enough and it's offputting for other girls; also, being a white rapper in 2017 is a meme in and of itself

instead of having "talk mathy to me" just put something normies might recognize but not understand (i had euler's theorem for a while and i got math majors and shit but normies didnt really get it, its a trade off but definitely don't have " talk mathy to me"

also learn a real instrument you fucking plebeian, ukulele is what 13 year old tumblrinas play while singing their homekade songs about their parents oppressing them

2nd pic is good but makes you look a bit fat, also you're wearing sunglasses in 2/3 pics which is douchey as hell

and for fucks sake lift

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Reminder that you don't need to lift

>>40971681
Post profile Adie bby. I need to fap

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>>40971768

>>40971486
Make #3 your first. Also don't put like a tryhard bio, just sort of fuck around a bit

>>40970766
christ that girl is amazing

>>40969486
move to ironforge

>>40969726
grow facial hair and go for a jeremy renner look. if you can't grow facial hair, apply rogaine to the face or get a beard implant, or you will be forever a kid

>>40969726
>I need to be lean for frisbee

im dead

>>40971705
You look big but your face is hard to make out. Prioritize your face over your muscles as far as I'm concerned. Just get a new picture where you're not in front of the fuckin mirror

>>40971658
Your face looks alot better in this one but I mostly agree with >>40971675
don't try to hold onto your hair because it's not coming back. and not everyone can grow a beard

>>40969984
bench looks better but you should have like a focused, intent kinda look.

>>40971368
>talking to a dog
are you canadian or something

>>40971681
Where the FUCK have you been cunt. I can't believe I still have you in snapchat from years ago

>>40971627
holy shit that's on point.

>>40971486
You have no friends

>>40970584
At 22 I picked up a 55year old divorcee in a bar on a Sunday night.

>>40971658
>lose weight
>shave your head and beard
>contacts
>smile more

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>>40971920
Snap me now then fagget

>>40969726
dude you look almost like jeremy renner.

get thinner and you have jeremy renner potential i guess.