the virgin walk

>>40959108
Stop forcing this unfunny meme

>walks too fast
Not my fault these fatasses move so slow

I used to do this. Also eye contact never came naturally to me. However both could be learned.

I don't Virgin walk because I run everywhere I go
What's the point of walking when running is much faster

>>40959108
>he doesn't goose step from place to place
Want to know how I know you are a Jew lover and a virgin

>>40959108
I`m doing "The Virgin Walk" and im not even virgin.

What's wrong with this anyway? I've been single for so long I don't care about pussy anymore.

>>40959108
This describes 99% of peoples walk. Who stares at the sun while walking?

>>40959526
I do, it asserts dominance.

>>40959108
I do all of these things and ive fucked many girls what gives?

>>40959108
DELET

>>40959526
You're supposed to look in front of you.

>>40959108
>the virgin walk
>he doesn't even drive

Freaking plebians.

>>40959437
but dont have to be learned, if you dont want to look at people than dont i dont give a fuck if they think im autistic or im lonely let me just be myself to get through the day

>>40959108
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D01CCxfGLs8

>>40959538
are you retarded?

I virgin walk with good posture

>>40959624
rude

>>40959538
You're doing the virgin drive aren't you

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>>40959538

>>40959108
I don't do any of those things and I'm a 24yr old virgin

>>40959528
underrated

>compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him
damn I'm like 1/13th virigin

>>40960171
yeah I don't get that one, pretty sure it's the cucks who are scared of walking past someone

not gonna trail behind some old cunt am I

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>always had bad eye sight
>never realized until I couldnt make out speed limit signs when getting license
>never make eye contact because I couldnt see shit
>develop anti-social behavior spiraling into autism

>>40960304
you are supposed to force them to change their pace

>>40960343
You dont "spiral" into autism, thats not how autism works, you are just a massive retard.

>>40960350
how? by barging into them or shouting in their ear? I don't wanna get arrested lad that's just as bad as carrying a butter knife

>>40959108
Fug, non-virgin and I still do several of those things.

>>40959108
I'm 6'1 and when I look in front of me I don't see what's under my feet. Also try walking slow in big cities.

>>40960343
>blaming your social ineptitude on poor eye sight
lmao that's a new one

>>40960366
you end up on their side and if they look at you greet them and look forward again 99% of the time they will slow down allowing you to set the pace while you are walking

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>>40959538
>>40959643
>>40960034
lol

>>40960419
nah I'm pretty sure that's the autistic way of doing it, if I saw someone greeting every single person they walked past I'd bet they have something wrong with them

>>40959110
M8 he spent so long drawing it, and his moms said he's really funny and a great artist.

>>40959540

>a song about a gyaru whore that takes her first non-oriental cock and it makes her feel like she isn't a whore all of a sudden
>somehow relevant to a thread filled with a bunch of meathead virgins

>>40959457
Do you do the Naruto run too you faggot?

>be taller than everyone i know while growing up because i had my growth spurt early as fuck + i'm just generally tall
>get used to looking down to everyone
>i guess this becomes a habit and i end up basically staring at the floor everywhere i go
>do this for so long that when i hold my head straight while walking it just feels retarded

I walk more normally now but i still have to consciously think about looking forward and making eye contact with people.