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Dominator
>Use a squat rack for 2+ hours on a weekday night
Smooth Operator
>Get the receptionist girl's phone number
Lunk Alarm
>Drop a 4 plate deadlift from full height
Pig Pen
>Complete a month of working out using the same gym clothes
Eagle Eye
>Find a parking spot within 10 seconds after arriving
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ive done all of those except the first two
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>>40958645
these are all retarded except for smooth operator and even that is completely situational
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>>40958645
lol
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No Homo
>Have gay sex in the locker room
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>>40958723
fuck that gay shit
Deadly Deception
>Count the weight of the bar to your lifts
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>>40958645
Gains can't cure autism
>Embarrass yourself so bad you stop going to that gym.
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>>40958645
Only did this one
Smooth Operator
>Get the receptionist girl's phone number
:(
To be fair i was a in another country and asked the receptionist "hey im new in this town, lets go out and you can show me around"
>tfw i really did need help getting around town but ended up fucking
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Experienced lifter
>Have a DYEL twink watch you lift, before repeating your routine perfectly
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>The M'Lady
spot a qt and make her feel uncomfortable whilst doing it
>Gas attack
Rip a gnarly protein fart near someone. They know that it is you
>Louis XVI
Get Trapped under the bench press
>Tier 1 Operator
Be in the top 5% of lifters, in terms of strength, in your usual gym
>shameful Display
Fail a squat in a crowded gym
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>All eyes on me
Your squat plug falls out while you are in the whole
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>Iron Grip
using chalk outside of doing barbell compunds
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The First Step's the Hardest
>Bought a gym membership
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>Louis XVI
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