You're name is now Johanson Johnson. A 45 year old man who just got forced by his newly ex-wife to cut off your testicles and shaved your head just straight down the middle before cutting off your left hand. After this, she dumps you in front of a gym and tells you to fuck off. What would your first action be in the gym?
I never thought of a bodybuilder who'd only have one hand. Wouldn't one arm be massive and one arm super tiny?
>>40945587
>forced by his newly ex-wife to cut off your testicles and shaved your head just straight down the middle before cutting off your left hand.
Was she holding our daughter and a school full of children hostage with a killswitch that would blow up tens of thousands of young children, including my own? Because otherwise, I wouldn't be cutting off my own testicles, left hand, and shaving my head, I'd beat that bitch and drop her off in front of a really cool coral reef. At the bottom of the fucking ocean.
>>40945587
what a fucking stupid thread. I'd cut off her left hand and clitoris just to be even. then Id go do dead lifts or something.
Tell someone to call a fucking ambulance
>>40945724
You should really not do that, all the silicone and botox can cause serious harm to the coral reef
>>40945739
fucking kek this thread
>>40945735
>then Id go dead lifts or something
you mean you'd just be dead. Your testicles and hand just got cut off
what the fug
>>40945587
Dump her
>>40945587
>Johanson Johnson
I plan my revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_GqycKEqjg