/self improvement/ and autism

>>40943577
I licked my moniter when I saw this pic.

Fuck. I'm the same, OP except 2 years older

>>40943577
>21
>Obsessed with Hitler*
>Pretend I'm Hitler when I train listening to DJ Nazi Scum
>When I go to work I work like Hitler
>role play as Napoleon or sometimes as George Custer at social gatherings to coverup my boring and retarded personality

Honestly it works

Oh I listen to Horst Wessel Lied and repeat when I lift


*note I disavow and reject racism and anti-Semitism of any kind

>>40943577
Moar

>>40943687
She has an entire imgur album

>>40943733
Source?

>>40943674
>*note I disavow and reject racism and anti-Semitism of any kind
Worthless race traitor. Hope you die in the coming race war

>>40943767
I'm on mom's computer can't post raunchy material, but her name is kaitlyn horesh

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>>40943577
It's ok OP

>listen to tracks from the dark souls 3 OST while I lift and pretend to fight the abyss watchers
>listen to US army ranger cadence songs while running and pretend I'm running in an imaginary group of people. If I start to lag or drop pace I pretend someone turns their heads and calls me a faggot
>take copious training and diet notes in composition books as well as schedule every second of my waking day in 30 minutes blocks because if I don't I'm going to fall back into the cycle of video games, wacking off 3 to 4 times a day to degenerate pornography, and staying up until 3 am
>I do the same thing as you do when talking to females only I act more like Vincent vega from pulp fiction when he's semi high on smack

We're all gonna make it brehs

>>40943806
Wew lad, dark souls 3 makes for prime lifting music

>>40943823
Oh I know babe...I know

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>>40943787
>Implying I'm white

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>Be latino
>Listen to aztec death whistles when benchpressing

I think about my prom date who said she was too tired to dance with me but danced with some other guy, then left me in the middle of the night, then posted a snapchat the next day of her dancing with her boyfriend she didn't tell me about.

There's no better motivation.

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>>40943848
I kek'd
Also latino, but I've never done that; might have to give it a try though

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>>40943577
>>40943687
>>40943767
>kaitlyn horesh
http://imgur.com/a/l0NOX

>>40943966
Good tits but pretty tame gallery. Was hoping for nsfw.

>>40943986
I drew some nudes of her. They're pretty bad but they get the job done. Will share if you guys want

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>be me
>go at this party for some obscure forgotten reason
>walk in
>people everywhere and slutty looking girls like in OP
>start walking around because whatever
>nightmare feels
>thisisnotmylife.jpg
>all these succubi smiling at me, grabbing me and start conversations with me
>feel like I'm about to explode
>walk out of that house and walk my way home thinking about what's wrong with this world

heh...you don't want any of that, Anon, trust me...unless you like to deal with the whole dating/lovelife, that works only in our minds

>>40944071
Why didn't you pound drinks until you could fit in like the other autists there?

>>40943986
>Good tits
I'm guessing she's got floppy tube-boobs. The kind that only look good in bras and bikinis.

>>40944161
A MAN CAN DREAM CANT HE

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>>40944117
I don't get the appeal of it, I'd probably end up in the bed with some qt and hump her pussy with my limp dick and then we would both think we had sex the morning after and then she'd start calling me and want to go on dates and no.

>>40943966
>Scroll down to bottom of album past hundreds of pics
>"some big titted slut I found on instagram"
FUCKIN KEK

>>40943577
>pretending to be a weak flesh man
Get on my level kid. BECOME A GUNDAM. Or at the very least an F-14.
>Imagine glutes, quads and hamstrings as engines going full afterburner on the deck when squatting

>>40944061
Do it fgt. Did she reply?

>>40944061
Send it to them, fuck

>>40944357
This is true. I regret a lot of the drunken pussy humping I did. Looking back I cringe so fucking hard. Whatever. I hump just one pussy now and 4 years sober. You'll make it if you try.

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>>40943577
I listen to the A-Team theme when I lift...

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best exercise for quintceps?

also, can't it be argued that females who are relationship material are already in a relationship?

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I think about how one day I can become as poetic as that on guy on /fit/

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>24
>really into baseball
>look at stats for my local minor league team
>realize most guys are 6'2 198 and I am 6'2 220
realize i want to cut and get back to around their weight

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>>40943966

>>40943966
is this a shoop?

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>>40943806
>"if I start to lag or drop pace I pretend someone turns their head and calls me a faggot"

Fucking kek'd myself into a nap

>>40944671
my sides

>>40943674
Why isn't everyone anti semetic? If you knew the scope of Jewish influence on our world, and what their Talmud says about non Jews, you'd hate them just as much as everyone else. They're scum.

That being said
>not listening to SS Marschiert im Fiendesland
Shiggydiggydoo

>>40943577
I usually angry roleplay when I lift
Like hating myself and getting really emotional and letting some tears out. It's a nice release.

Sometimes I take my shirt off in front of the mirror and have to lay down for a minute wandering where I went wrong.

Im so tired...

>>40944536
Yeah that's a good one. It doesn't pump you up, more inspires you to believe in a better world where you can lift a little more weight.

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>>40943577

Reminded me of this.

>>40943577
> Not listening to BvS piano soundtrack that plays during batmans parent's murder
> Not whispering out "Martha" when hitting that last rep of failure

You're not doing enough, master Wayne.

>>40943806
>>40943823
Holy shit brehs I thought I was the only one who did this.

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>>40943577
>>40943806

>pretend to be viking warrior when rowing or erging
>imagine I'm in BUD/S when I'm getting up at ungodly hours to train
I fell out of the habit of scheduling and into degeneracy, but I'm slowly clawing my life back.
>also pretend to be James Bond when talking to females

>>40949919
Listen to some Turisas for added Viking feels

https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL03938B6F13DAA25B

>>40943577
>Unironically love Nolan's Batman movies and don't know why
>Regularly rewatch them every few months
>Stumble across Jordan Peterson
>Watch all of his lectures
>Rewatch Nolan's Batman
>Jungian Archetypes, rhetoric, and allusions abound
>Love the movies even more

Tbh, I strive to be a symbol (an archetype).

As a symbol I can be more than flesh and blood.
I can be incorruptible

P.

>>40943966
forty head

>>40947748
>Fiendesland

>He doesn't even speak German
lmao

>>40943788
>horesh
>whorish
cant make this shit up brah

>>40949937
Jesus yes thank you. Nothing gets me more pumped than the song End of an Empire, my ultimate workout song. Those epic Russian choirs with the heavy metal guitars risk getting me hard in the middle of my sets

>>40943577
i like boobs

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>>40943966
>http://imgur.com/a/l0NOX

>>40950051
Not him, but that song was made in a varity of languages for the different occopied countries.

>>40950051
Wein in Wien = Wien in Wein

At least when you drink enough.

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>>40943966

>>40943577
I used my autistic focus to study normal behavior

>>40943674
>When I go to work I work like Hitler.

Holy shit goodbye seids.

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