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If you are on a cut and have a "bad" day, is it the same thing as if you had just bulked for a day? Like, will you have built muscle instead of burned fat for that particular day, or are the calories just stored as fat?

My cut is going pretty well (3 months and 20lbs lost), but today I lost control and crushed a package of poptarts, ended up eating 4000 cals where I am cutting at 2000. Feels pretty shitty.
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>>40942847
Pic related is impossible.

6 Vertex
9 Edges

Edges must be <= 8 for it to be planar

I think?
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>>40942926
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>>40942847
Also:
poptarts don't have meaningful nutritional value for it to count as bulking.
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>>40942847
Nah, 3,500 kcal is a lb of body fat, so with whatever calories you burn, you're at most gaining like half a lb. And some
of that goes to muscle anyway. Just get back on track and if you're gonna cheat try to cheat within your macros or at least within your calories.
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>>40942847
Probably not

>>40942961
Sugar is a meaningful nutrient which gives you the calories needed for bulking
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>>40942961
But poptarts are carbs and carbs are nutrients for your muscles and brain anon
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>>40942847
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>>40943032
Seems more like a test on divergent thinking.
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>>40942961
I already hit my protein macros for the day so it was legit 1500 cals worth of carbs.

>>40942981
Thanks, i'm usually pretty good with iifym (I work sweets into my diet a few times a week) but today was a whole new beast. I'll just jump back on the wagon.
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Since /fat/ isn't up, I'll ask here. How much of a calorie deficit counts as starving yourself?
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>>40943032
from left to right:
>chad
>brad
>andrew
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>>40943062

starvation mode isn't real
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>>40943055
You passed the Down syndrome test senpai
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>>40943075
I said nothing about starvation mode. I'm asking what counts as legitimately starving yourself.
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Color coded because I'm autistic
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>>40943079
all 3 have electricty fire and water
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>>40943064
nice one
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>>40942847
The real test is whether or not you do the test, you all failed.
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>>40943064
>tfw your name is Andrew
Is it really a beta name?
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>>40943144
If you have to ask....
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>>40942949
stfu arlo
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>>40943083

1532 calories per 25 hours
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>>40942996
>>40942990
>sugar is meaningful
Sugar replenishes your glycogen storage and "refuels" your body in a sense.
But going overboard won't give you any muscle gain, that'll only make you fat, morons.

>simple carbs and sugars have meaningful nutritional value
Ah yes, chocolate bulkan.
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>>40943151
Is it lower if you're a woman?
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>>40943163
The "and" is misguiding, it doesn't mean what someone will imply I meant by it.
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>>40943163

No, retard, going overboard on calories will make you fat.
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>>40943165

if you're a woman it's 1193.2543 calories per 26 hours, nothing more or less counts as starvation
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>>40943064
a pt at my gym is called andrew, he's the definition of chad, 6'5, tan, shredded crazy jaw
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>>40942847
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>>40943247
>no water to the middle house
literally autism
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>>40943219
So if it's less than that, it's probably not good? I'm eating about 700 calories a day and the number keeps dropping. I have zero energy to do anything, including eating.
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>>40943090
>>40943032
you can't do that you absolute mongos
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>>40943247
hahahahaha
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>>40942926
Yeah, you can't connect each house to each icon because it's 2d
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>>40943278
You are rapidly losing muscle and will eventually die if you go too far

>I have no energy for anything
Kind of a red flag faggot
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>>40943278

It just means you aren't technically starving yourself
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>>40943247
Found the retard.
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>>40943278
Why are women so dumb and helpless in literally everything they do
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>>40943364
>tips fedora
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I solved it

>>40942847
>>40942926
>>40943330
Don't be lazy m8s. This is the equivalent of looking at the weights and not not lifting them because they seem heavy
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>>40943417
are you retarded or are you baiting?
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>>40943417
wait I forgot to supply water to the middle house. FUCK
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>>40943417

t. never studied graph theory
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Wow that was easy just build a well lmao
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>>40943417
blue to mid?
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Spoiler: an autist would not be able to go through the houses, although the rules do not say it is forbidden

Correct:

>>40943032
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>>40943374
>curtsies skirt
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>>40943459
The autism here is that digging a well would be much more difficult than using firewood to heat one of the houses, the far easier and more obvious solution.
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>>40943459
Fucking kek
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>>40942847
ezpzleminsqee z
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retarded anon here. I actually solved it this time.
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>>40943544
>digging a well would be much more difficult than using firewood to heat one of the houses

Have you ever lived in a house?
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>>40943595
Water to right
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>>40943612
FUCK
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>>40943595
>left house missing water

>>40943612
>right

is this a autism or down syndrom test?
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>>40943544
>Ma, I'mma wash me up good, light them logs under the bath
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>>40943595

Hope left house can live without water.
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ez
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A-am I autistic?
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>>40942847
PEAK OIL IS GONNA KILL YOU ALL
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No lines crossed so it counts
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>>40943812
Out of curiosity are you left handed?
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>>40943929
Yes
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>>40942926
>compactify the plane
>one of the edges can wrap around
>???
>free real estate
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Figured it out. Didn't cheat.
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>>40944120
3rd house
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Am i autistic if i succeeded?
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>>40942847
this it the only acceptable answer, notice the gap between the roof and the actual house for fire to travel through.
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>>40943812
i want to congratulate you for thinking outside the box but this makes me livid. you cannot pass through a power source in a 2 dimensional plane. there is no above, there is no below. it's two dimensional. nothing else can exist in the same space as it without altering what it is fundamentally, by admitting that the power source does not exist where the line intersects it. how does this affect it's functionality. this is different from the water doing so from the water source, as one should assume that the water source is full of water as the color blue represents, but all the colors and the lines are only representative of the paths in which these substances travel and not the total volume or source. so the first two houses are receiving 1/3 the power that the third house is.
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>>40944327
i used grey to keep the visual consistent and surreal as it is only a metaphor and is not real. keep it away from color coded imagery that interferes with the actual purpose. when you imagine it as truly fire, water, or electricity, you logically infer that you cannot combine the substances as they are separate. they are all images on a test and the words implying their design do nothing more than that, they do not place restrictions on possibility.
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>>40944176
this.
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>>40944421
i can't deal with this shit it's giving me a headache. first off that's the one and only rule, do not cross lines. second off, there is no underground in a two dimensional plane with no evidence that the image is represented as a third dimensional allegory. no shadows, no anything. fuck.
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Am I to smart?
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>>40944475
>2 yellows into right

no you're just plain retarded
snort more creatine
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>>40942926
>Using fancy words
>Failing at such a simple riddle

Congrats, anon, you have been crowned king of fake-intellectuals, go polish your trendy nerd glasses and pretend you have a brain
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>>40942847
The "Autism test" is actually whether or not you actually try to solve this, instead of answering to the thread.

Everyone who tried to solve it is autistic.
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>>40943247
Holy shit anon
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>>40942926
It's also a K3,3 configuration which means it's not planar

(Taking graph theory right now)
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>>40944675
Yes because the odds of me picking goat were 2/3 so I most likely picked goat the first time so TF with better odds of picking not goat the second time I should switch.
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>>40944675
switch
>First choice : 33% chance
>Switch : 50% chance
>50% > 33%
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>>40944524
>so stupid that he doesn't understand extremely basic nomenclature
>so lazy that he wouldn't spend a few seconds googling them
>would rather pretend to be superior on the internet and list himself as one of the most retarded posters in the history of 4chan
>mfw I've never seen something so pathetic
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>>40944699
>he thinks switching wins 50% of the time
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>>40944103
>>40943776
>>40943459
>>40944150
Holy shit, lmao

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