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>search "fph"
>no fph thread

Here we go again
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>>40939581
shit man i was eating.
I interned at a morgue and I know how that shit reeks.

Guess i start my cut today
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As someone with an autoimmune disease, this one always makes me mad.
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>>40939631
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>>40939620
Mad cow disease is out of control
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>>40939709
No one cares about AIDS anymore faggot.
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>>40939620
>things that never happened.
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>>40939781
What? Why did that guy have a gun?
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>>40939709
Having a cancer gene is not always bad. They make you get tested way more often, so if you do get caught with cancer it is likely in a very early and curable stage. My aunt has it and she's 75 going on strong. (Blog post I know)
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>>40939781
What?
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>>40939664
poor croc, fucking fat whore.
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>>40939724
Was the photographer having a laugh with the reason they did that shoot or are they serious? because not only does the editing make the model look like a high res version of a dark souls boss, but the angles seem to emphasize everything a person normally finds gross about fat women.
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>>40939781
look at this mental illness
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>>40939724
JESUS FUCK.

HOW DO YOU FIND ANY BEAUTY IN THAT AT ALL.
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>>40939781
W-H-A-T
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Never forget.
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>tfw cthulu is cuter than you
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>>40939880
fuuuck, how do you even get it off after it's stuck like that? Butter?
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>>40939827
Maybe because it is late night here, but I couldn t finish to read it.
Too spooky, man!
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Lads, I have a question. If a blonde haired, blue eyed Aryan should I tan or let my skin be pale ghost white? The tan seems to hide blemishes while being pale as fuck does the opposite.
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>>40939964
Even Mike Tyson, who's been punched in the head god knows how many times, wasnt fucking dumb enough to get a whole face tattoo. Fat = Retarded
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>>40939724
Silent Hill boss confirmed.
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>>40940019
the tags say it was makeup. Still retarded though for sure
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>>40940007
Tan
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>>40939724
Vomit inducing.
Looks like something from Silent Hill.
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I just wanted to tell you guys how much the FPH threads helped me. I was 242 back in October, and now I'm at 191 (going for 171). Those threads remind me to never let myself get fat again.
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>>40940019
>he thinks it's a tattoo
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>>40939996
........
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>>40940094
Same here mate, hell even same starting weight, though started a bit later, did the whole meme "New year, new me", 210 currently. gunning for 150 by end of the year.
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>>40939664
>circus bus full of freaks
>alligators just lying around, normal circus bus
>hits bump
>the incredibly fat woman goes flying
>crushes alligator
>she was the fucking accountant
>she's not a performer
>she's a fucking administrator
>she's just fat because that's normal nowadays

what the fuck
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>>40939758
That is fucking creepy. I hate the fact females are always emotionally abusive.
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Good progress Anon.
You're gonna make it.
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>>40939827
Read this story a lot of times already, but I always read it again when I see it posted.

Morbidly fascinating
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>>40939996
lel
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part 1
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part 2
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>>40939724
Half of these almost look like they literally shoved their heads up their own asses.
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>>40939928
Thicc
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>>40939827
This is something out of a Junji Ito manga.
Even if this isn't true, kudos to whoever had the gall to write it.
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>>40939724
>These photos are so stunning
you gotta admit they are stunning by some definitions of the word
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>>40939724

"Beautiful" by modern "art" standards that finds a pile of shit "beautiful".
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>>40939709
Just remember this post in 20 years when theyre dead and you're not.
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>>40940007
you should tan. being blindingly white is not a good look
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>>40939781
I would give $40 (a lot of money for me) to have been in that store
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>>40940007
... The fuck that have to do with fat person hate? Piss off attention seeking faggot.
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>>40940129
>diet talk is a trigger warning
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>>40940129
>Toxic environment

This lady is projecting a lot and does not realize that being thoughtful about what you eat is much better for your health in the long run than anything else.
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>>40939605
Every roll of her body is visible even when she's in clothes. All this shows is the hue of her skin.
>>40939620
The chances of this happening are very low.
>>40939683
Humanity in a picture?
>>40939724
How deluded and/or wilfully ignorant a person must be to believe these are beautiful..
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>>40939957
...and that's why I always keep a stick of butter in my purse
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>>40939781
>>40940384

>"Things That Never Happened" for $400, Alex
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>>40939996
at this point I can't tell if this is a fat girl fantasy or someone making fun of one
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>>40940384
pls be real.
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>>40939724
God died and it wasn't even in the papers
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>>40939581
today a close friend of mine (obese, 160kg) got out of bed and found out he had problems breathing, while he was heading up to work on his bike he almost fainted, luckily he had the hospital near by so he took a turn

51yo, trying to find a gf and "finally settle down" as he says, he wants to buy a nice house on the mountains and start a horse training business

doctor told him he has the heart of a 75yo

while we were talking he started coughing really bad, after he stopped and catched his breath he looked me death in the eye and told me: "I think i'm not gonna make it out of this one anon"

enjoy being fat
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>>40940384
That reminds me, I've never seen a fat kawaii girl in anime, granted I don't actually watch anime but i've never seen a fat anime chick posted on da chan.
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>>40940060
>>40940356
thanks lads, gonna hit the solarium
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>>40939827
A true championess of Nurgle
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>>40940384
>"your'e a chick. 200 for you is like 800 for real people."
Sometimes these fake tumblr stories have moments of lucidity where they say something that's actually true
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>>40940581
>I've never seen a fat kawaii girl in anime
the japanese dont like fat asses.

they get bullied constantly until they commit suicide or lose weight.
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>>40939842
>#nazigermany
What irks me is that neither the far left nor far right seem to understand what Nazi Germany was all about.
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>>40940581
Really? That's weird. The story >>40940384 says that they're the cornerstone of kawaii!
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>>40939880
the finger said no
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>>40939832
Damn... Savage
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Someone post the story of the girl who takes her fat frenemies camping
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>>40940143
What is this like a CCT rig or something?
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>>40939593
*dies at 30*
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>>40939664

>18 stone woman

Oh? Is she the fat lady of the circus group...

>The woman, an accountant..

Just a regular woman not even part of a freak show.
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>>40940640
Nah I mean like a slightly chubby cherubic face is considered cute in western society, I know asians despise fat people as (>>40940620) said but I'm surprised their isn't a niche anime with kawaii fat chicks in it
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>>40939709
>The gene for cancer
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>>40940738
>but I'm surprised their isn't a niche anime with kawaii fat chicks in it
i dont think you understand.

they REALLY hate fat people.
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>>40940811
BRCA1 and BRCA2, of many examples.
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>>40939947
I feel bad for her, she almost certainly has mental problems. She seems nice enough though.
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>>40940129
>I didn't care what she thought
>here is a blog post theorising her thought process
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>>40940278
This has to be satire, there's no way anyone could really think that
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>>40939709
Even if everything she claims is true
>sample sizes
>"2x healthier" means what, she only has 1.5 aids?
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>>40939781
This has to be a piece of lovingly crafted satire, right? Surely nobody is this delusional.

>Can't fit through a standard business doorway
>CAN fit through the door of her car
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>>40939620
sure showed those guys the true meaning of sass gurlll
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>>40940883
that's probably why appointing "the" one gene for cancer is so hilarious
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>>40939724
Holy shit unreal. I definitely want to see this in the next Resident Evil or Silent Hill
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>>40939905
that quoting system gives me a headache
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>>40939992
HD ready doot
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>>40939910
That is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
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>>40940143
Human beings are truly amazing creatures. There's no way one should be alive when their foot can be pulled off of their bone like a prime rib...from necrosis...Holy shit
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>>40939996
>>40940384
>>40939781
FUCKING GOLDEN PLEASE SHARE THE TUMBLOG
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>>40940016
They need to be gassed.
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These sorts of post are common.
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>>40939724
>Swedish

Of course
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>>40940738
>A slightly chubby face is considered cute in western society


Anon are you having a fetish for fat chicks that you are not telling us. Even in Western culture it is starting to become normal to not find fat chicks attractive even chubby faced ones.
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>>40939664
Why are the crocodiles sleeping on the floor of the bus where people are riding?
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>>40941337
because russia, dude. it's like an entire country of rednecks, except they hate chechens instead of niggers.
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>>40939620
>lets do a photo of me with, like, 15 burgers
>that will be a good excuse for me to eat 15 burgers
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>>40939880
I didn't realize you had to lose a finger just to get married.
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>>40941405
well, most men lose their balls.
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>>40940626
This

I have a degree in German history and I think that Americans have a very vague understanding of Germany during this period.
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>>40941456
just explain pre-ww2 germany was like post-civil-war southern US.

they should get it.
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>>40939620
On today's episode of shit that didn't happen.
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>>40940094
I got my blood tested and my blood sugar was around 320. I'm 210 pounds but it scared me into dumping all bread, candy,soda, and virtually all carbs. FPH threads help keep me focused.

I'm gonna make it.
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>>40941476
just stop being a little bitch
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>>40939581
oh yes there is, and its being smothered
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>>40941393
desu most russians who I've met aren't a big fan of blacks either
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>>40941124
fuck off randal
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>>40941476
>>40941489

This. Fucking idiot.
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>>40941489
I'm down to around 1500 calories a day, could be a little more or less depending on how I cut my chicken, but it's almost a 1000 calories below what I need to eat to maintain my weight. No way in hell am I going to get diabetes.
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>>40940571

>160kg
>biking to work

I'm assuming you mean motorbike, I refuse to believe that someone weighing in excess of 350lbs is on a fucking pedal bike.
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>>40941098
She could be talking about p53... That's what she most likely means. Could be BCR-ABL too
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>>40939724
BACK FLESH DEMON!!!
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>>40941513
I feel for that poor skeleton
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>>40941516
nobody is, even blacks hate blacks
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>>40941535
yes anon I meant a fucking motorbike the guy wouldn't even be fat if he'd bike(a human-powered, pedal-driven one) to work
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>>40941525
nobody gives a fuck about your calorie intake. Stop being a fucking bitch about quitting carbs and sugar.
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>>40939620
while I don't think this is real, it's never okay to do shit like this IRL with fat people. Unless they are verbally or physically assaulting you, mind your own business and grow up.
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>>40939709
Trying to convince herself its ok to be fat
Kek
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>>40939996
This is satire, and not just somebody living in their own fantasy land right?
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>>40939664
Man.

I don't know why this makes me so sad every time.

Like here you are as an unfortunate circus-freak prisoner animal. Your only job is to be played with and used as laughs.

No freedom no ability to life properly.

And then a fat fuck crushes your organs and bones. The very type of thing you should be EATING is the thing that crushes you to death leaving you in agony for hours.

And to rub it all in they use that bad ass picture of him as if he was ready to fuck up some bitches. Its all gone.
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>>40940738
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>>40939724
This is actually pretty great material for some eldritch horror inspiration.

Or for Warhammer Chaos God factions.
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>>40941425
have fun staying single forever, Kevin!
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>>40941470
That usually helps, but it's usually things like the laws, pogroms against minorities, and other specifics. They usually say things, "you are misinterpreting laws from translations" and i respond "I read them in German.", though few believe me.

I have a couple of good stories about fatties using the holocaust to describe fit people. Will type if someone is interested.
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>>40939781
Man, what a twist at the end.
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>>40940738
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>>40940063
Holy shit I'm so relieved.

I wonder how much weight a horse can physically carry. I can't imagine it'd be much over 300 lbs if any more.
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>>40941876
...continue...
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>>40941876
nah bro, southern US had all that too, probably more. especially important was the resentment after losing a war that wasn't entirely their fault in the first place that gets people to understand how nazi ideology became so quickly adopted.

but yeah, i always enjoy fatties playing the victims, do share.
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>>40941876
Definitely interested anon.
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>>40940738
This character gets posted a lot in /a/ buyfag threads
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>>40939605
>I felt it was something I needed to change
And yet they never fucking do.
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>>40941208
somewhat agree, too many people brag about going to the gym like its an accomplishment. it shouldn't be like that, it should be a normal part of your lifestyle like eating or working
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>>40939631

>When you spit out a tootsie roll

Top zozzle
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>>40939880
It's always the fat girls who have that kind of engagement ring, and I don't know why.
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>>40942115
Because no one at all well off wants to marry a whale, thus they buy a cheaper ring with several small diamonds rather than a reasonable sized single diamond.


Also diamond engagement rings are a kike scam.
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>>40941906

A quick google search tells me that a strong, well conditioned horse can carry as much as 25% of it's body weight. Assuming that the fatty in the gif weighs 300lbs (and I'm low balling that) the horse would have to be well over 1200lbs. So basically putting her on anything short of a draft horse should be considered animal cruelty.
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>>40941907
>>40941909
>>40941936

>Be me
>skinny fat Anon, 18
>have yet to discover the wonder of "fitness"
>be in anthropology class with SJW professor
>we talk about modern acceptance movements
>wanted to skip but professor says this session is worth a letter grade
>she spends 10 minutes each on minorities, gays, handicapped people
> decides to spend 30 min on feminism
>why.jpeg
>calls out 3rd wave feminism for not going far enough
>i want off this ride
>starts talking about fat rights
>fat pink-haired feminist in front interrupts
>"i want to say something to the skinny cis people in the class"
>herewego.webm
>"there is nothing wrong with being healthy and obesity doesn't prevent me from doing anything a skinny person does."
>another landwhale stands up
>"skinny people need to accept us by not pressuring us to lose weight. running on campus where we can see you is oppressing us"

Cont.
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>>40941405
nothing is true, everything is permitted
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>>40939620
>"and the whole bus clapped"
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>>40939827
is this actually possible? Wouldn't her back rotting away cause massive fucking infections, or the gangrene kill her? How did she survive that long?
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>>40941944
>browsing /a/

Top cancer
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>>40939874
SO her made up story would make the far left liberals look like saints
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>>40942260
in pretty severe cases, you can get a sort of interwoven mesh of flesh and fabric, which will prevent some infection from going septic.

however, given her signs/symptoms when he arrived, that's most likely what had been happening, and just got to a critical point when they finally called 911.
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>>40939781
> concealed carry
> assault rifle
> le creepy dude in a trenchcoat is a mass murderer meme

Fucking jesus h. christ
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>>40941902
>>40940738
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>>40942299
>>40939827

this reminds me of a case where this dude sat on a chair, played vidya and shat himself then and there, everyday. He had fucking worms underneath his ass it was so filthy, and this was WITH cleaning from his (((wife))).
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>>40942260
The easy answer would be "only a fool would take anything written here as fact", but I suppose it's possible. The human body is a surprisingly durable thing in rare cases. But most likely she would have gone into septic shock long before her back rotted away.
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>>40942350
i don't understand how people do this.
I've been at some pretty miserable low points but never once in my life have i considered just shitting myself where i sat, that's absolutely disgusting.
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>>40940094
I don't get what the fuss is about désú
>obesity an epidemic
take 6 months out of your 75 years on this earth and sort it out
it pays dividends
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>>40940459
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>>40939709
>the gene for cancer
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>>40942209

pt.2

>i can't believe my ears
>tall fit guy stands up
>"me exercising doesn't oppress you. no one can force you to choose a healthy lifestyle"
>feminist turns red with anger
>"you're not healthy. looking like a Holocaust prisoner is not healthy. you need fat on your bones to survive"
>fit guy is astonished
>"Did you just compare me to a Holocaust victim?"
>"Holocaust victims and fit-freaks are nothing but skin and bones. You need to be closer to my weight."
>"Weighing 300 lbs. is not a healthy weight"
>feminist looks at SJW professor
>"he is oppressing me"
>"she is right fit guy. you need to apologize.
>fit guy says no
>SJW proffessor tries to lecture
>fit guy grabs his things and leaves
>"It's okay. I will remove him from the class, feminist"
>history bro stands up
>he is another history major, polish last name
>wait a sec, wasn't his grandfather a . . .
>"SJW professor, you can't remove him from the class.
>"I can remove toxic students from my class, hist. bro."
>he pulls out a necklace with a Star of David
>"Then you have to remove feminist for oppressing me. My Jewish grandfather survived the Holocaust and she triggered me by reminding me of his oppression."
>"Hist. bro, that is ridiculous. You don't look Jewish to me."
>OhShit.jpeg
>everyone gasps, professor realizes what she just said
>"I'm going to the Dean and the Jewish Campus Society."
>history bro walks out
> several other students walk with him
>feminist and SJW professor look scared
>I leave to meet with my advisor
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>>40939724
BOOMER!
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>>40942350
seeing pressure ulcers (bed sores) in person is a life changing event. you'll never be able to let yourself sit still for more than about 10 minutes.

this is a fairly mild one, google search fails me for a better picture. imagine seeing multiple of these, often 3-5 centimeters deep (no shit), along the back, buttocks, sacral area, hips, and thighs. not only that, but this is a clean one- add in a bunch of slough (dead, necrotic tissue, usually black or dark yellow) and some other fluid build up. further, there are things like tunneling (literally what it sounds like, tunnels of missing flesh between these sores, under the somehow-intact skin) and all sorts of morbidly interesting other things.

this is what happens when people don't move for very long periods of time and cut off circulation to the skin/muscle (fatties especially, fuck you guys)
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>>40942443
HAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHA
Fucking GOLD.
Truly amazing anon. Kek bless you.
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>>40942448
The fact that lying down for enough time can kill you is pretty insane. But the thing that's way more insane is the fact these fucking (((people))) watch their bodies fall apart in front of their own eyes and yet do jack fucking shit.

What a terrible life, what a terrible fate, what a terrible death.
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>>40940237
>>40940218
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>>40942443
Ooh yeeah
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>>40940218
>>40940237

Stupid, vapid, evil fucking whore. If your partner wants to change then change alongside them, don't ruin them for your own petty bullshit. And even though it's petty this woman has pretty much ruined the guys life, he'll die in his 40's probably.
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>>40939946
Where is this from lmao
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>>40939905
>so what do you suggest then, they just die?
yes
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>>40939928
>That Suebian Knot haircut
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>>40942443
nice
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>>40942443
Why is it that nobody has a jewish friend?
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>>40939905
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
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>>40939620
Whats up with fat chicks and vintage clothing?
Also this story is complete bullshit
>nail salon
>went outside wearing wedges
Way to ruin them cow
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>>40939709

>and has 'the gene' for cancer

I'm guessing she means brca1 or 2 but this just sounds so retarded.
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>>40939724
disgusting as fuck, god damn delete this shit.
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>>40942443
pt. 3

Aftermath

>hist. bro went to the dean
>Dean doesn't believe him
>hist. bro shows him hidden camera footage of the event, threatens to go to the news
>Dean says he will talk with SJW professor and then meet with hist bro
>the next day, dean and SJW professor meet with hist. bro
>hist bro doesn't even get a chance to speak
>dean promises that no one will be removed from the class if bro promises not to go to the news
>Dean also promises two new Holocaust remembrance ceremonies and written apology to campus Jewish center
>hist bro agrees
>four days later
>class meets again
>professor spends 15 minutes apologizing
>SJW professor makes feminist apologize for all comments
>announces the SJW chapter (40%) was removed from test.
>ask hist bro if he is okay
>he says he is
>asks if I can keep a secret
>i agree
>he shows me a letter from the Uni chancellor saying that he didn't have to attend that class anymore and would receive an A for a "traumatic experience"

Turns out the week before, there were two hate crimes against Jewish students and the school could risk another, especially from a professor
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>>40942497
you can't die directly from them (though you could probably get some nasty infections), but they are extremely painful

>>40942448
You can sit still/be still. In fact, you should spend time doing that each day via meditation. The problem is weight and position. For most normal weight ranges these pressure ulcers shouldn't be a problem unless you're cutting off your circulation with bad posture.
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>>40942654
>>40942443

>jews are treated like a different race altogether


What the fuck is this retarded shit? Why is america so goddamn stupid?
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>>40939724
She belongs on the inside of a Tool album
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>>40939781

>i have a concealed carry permit, just remember that

Is he, dare i say it? /ourguy/?
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>>40942667
not really- it's a positioning thing primarily, which is why first line intervention is a full body turn every 2 hours (meditation doesn't last that long, i think). dietary (low protein, especially) plays a part, as does blood vessel integrity (diabetics BTFO). weight, surprisingly, isn't as important- in fact, you'll very often see skinny people with pressure ulcers, just due to the fact that the bones are closer to the surface, and exert higher pressure, relatively speaking.

mainly, i was just posting it to point out the dangers of fatties not moving, and provide some morbid entertainment of of thought of these fat fucks suffering like this because they're lazy as hell.
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>>40940651
kek
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>>40939910
That actually looks pretty awesome, hard to hate on that kid to be honest.
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>>40942704
a figment of a fatty's self-victimizing imagination?
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>>40940151
topkek

fatty was probably the only retard without seatbelt
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>>40942443
the jews always win in the end
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>>40942579
Latest episode of My 600lb Life

https://youtu.be/5ycf53xSGEw?t=1h6m16s
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>>40939910

Wall-E was a warning.
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>>40941592
Fuck off. He's actually making a change. Respect that.
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>>40939915
>but the angles seem to emphasize everything a person normally finds gross about fat women.

that's like...the 'point', man
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>>40942682
because jews are a different race. they stick to themselves and hate outsiders. anybody who is jewish clings to that identity like their shekels

learn more, europoor
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>>40939593
Fat people disgust me to no end. I mean, normal people digust me already because of their willful ignornace towards contributing to the suffering and death of animals, but most times that can be forgiven. But to see a fat person do it? To know that every day fat people stuff their gluttoness faces with the products of torture and death, and then for her to display it on her chest, it fills me with murderous rage.

I hate society
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>>40939910
based..iowa? :(

we're not all like that
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>>40942775
shitposting aside, reminds me of

fatfuckcoveredinhoney.jpg
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>>40942760
They're not a different race, anybody can be jewish if they cut up their dick and shove lies down their throat.

What they are is a bunch of fucking racists who call others racist. God I fucking hate the jews.
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>>40942443
Oy vey goyim, you've activated my trap card
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>>40939664
>crocodile chilling out in a bus with people
>Fat woman flying after the bus passed a bump
>It somehow landed on the crocodile?
>The crocodile which usually resist being stomped by a few other crocodiles in the wild suffered severe injuries

this doesn't really add up.
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>>40939781
Was almost convinced until she said "I ran back to my car"
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>>40939910
This is amazing. That kid gives no fucks and I love it.
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>>40942682
>>40942733
>>40942817


The jews didn't really win anything here. The two extra holocaust events didn't happen because the jewish center doesn't have events on campus

There were more jewish hate crimes though:
One guy painted a huge swastika on a jewish student's door and changed their name tag to say "Oh Vey"

Another student carved swastikas on every bathroom stall in a dorm and wrote "Sieg Heil" on the mirror.

One kid even apparently bought grayish sand and left piles of it in random halls with signs saying "youre next"
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>>40940143
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>>40940007

Tanning is for degenerates
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>>40939864
Some things need to be allowed to die.
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>>40941152

Normally you wouldn't be
The circulation issues that cause necrosis also keep the contagion away from the vital organs

Temporarily at least
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>>40941592
>nobody gives a fuck about your calorie intake
>posting on /fit/

wew lad
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>>40939724
HAHAHAHAHAHA
IT LOOKS STRAIGHT OUT OF A HORROR GAME
i seriously want them to go even further
one because it's amazing to see how far they can go and two because the further they go the more people will stop listening to them
seriously what fucking sane person looks at THAT and goes "hhhnnnggggg"
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>>40939781
>that ending
I mean at least the first part was believeable but... what the fuck?
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>>40939981
those fucking legs
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>>40942344
Sauce?
Is it worth the watch?
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>>40941642
That normal-medium girl. mmmm
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>>40940651
underrated
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>>40939781
I must now see if I can find a trenchcoat.
And if I can carry my AR with a CHL.
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>>40942654
>american """education"""
jesus christ
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>>40942443

>college professor tells student that he's wrong for stating scientific facts

today on "shit that didnt happen"
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>>40943316
>he doesn't know
scientific facts are hate facts anon
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>>40939746
I accidentally read "bod" as "food"
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>>40943316
liberal college campus
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>>40943316
Retard
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>>40943302
Ya because Europe is currently doing the same exact shit
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>>40941544
One day it will be free of its fleshy cage
Wish it good calcium until then
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>>40942775
To be fair they might be free range donuts slaughtered humanely.
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>>40939724
The colors alone make this look like some body horror shit from a video game
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>>40939915
>Dark souls boss

Fucking kek
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Fatass here.
Does people hate fatties on sight or just when they pretend there's nothing wrong for being fat? Honest question.
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>>40943543
Both
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>>40939581
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>>40943543
Normally it's seen as a bad character trait. Something people will occasionally mock you about behind your back. When they pretend there's nothing wrong, then it's an additional bad character trait.

But you're probably from the land of the fries and the home of the whopper so you can fit in.
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>>40942654
>>40942443
I want this to be real so fucking badly.

Please. Give me any way to know that it is.
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>>40939781
This fat masochism erotica is top notch
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>>40942802
man ive seen that webm countless times and never noticed that he's wearing a sweatshirt repping my state. feelsbadman
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Has anyone else noticed that even though the usual FPH stuff is being posted, more people are reacting like it's the first time they've seen it? Hey there, /lit/bros.
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>>40943543

Personally I won't judge you on sight unless you're a super landwhale. However, I will probably judge any overtly negative characteristics more harshly, because fatties just tend to be shittier people. fattyness has a tendency to come with / be caused by things like stupidity, greed, selfishness, etc.
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>>40943383
Are those thigh testicles?
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>>40940651
kek
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>>40941152
This webm matched perfectly with the song I'm listening to, neat
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>>40940016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkbqNY0Fxek
>Well what the kids are doing now is this thing called waffle stomping
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>>40940187
oh fuck she had no chance. lol. someone at that swing knew there was no way she was going to hold on and let her go anyway. kek
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>>40943543
Depends on how fat you are.

If you're pretty fat but are still able to move around and work relatively fine then I won't judge you since you're still being productive.

If you're so fat that you waddle, take up so much space people have to plan how they're going to maneuver around you, wear clothing big enough to be blankets, ride a fucking electric cart, I hold my breathe around you because I assume you smell like caked assholes and b.o, and remind myself to never look like you.
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>>40940950
no, she's serious
you don't have an advantage, you have a privilege
this moves from description to judgement, therefore you are guilty, you are bad, so you owe them something to compensate
they are victims, helpless
they cannot change, need not change, it's your fault
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>>40943554
that muscle memory
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>>40939724
>Swedish Photographer
SAY IT WITH ME PEOPLE
>SWEDEN
>YES!
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>>40939620
>42 years old
>thinks middle school tier fanfic is sassy
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>>40940666
savage isn't a meme anymore
>sage
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>>40939790
underrated
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>>40939981
She's wearing orthotics... basically plastic reinforcements molded to your body, and worn to stabilize joints for people who are too weak or disabled to support weight on their own. HAES, indeed.
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I think all of these bullshit self affirmaing fat people posts are some sort of Internet era rage sublimation that isn't really working 100% and these people are angry af with self loathing.
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>>40942443
NOW! THAT'S WHAT I CALL A STORY!
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>>40941811
[gags]
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>>40943554
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>>40940016
Once as a teenager I was taking a shower and felt a fatty coming so I pushed really hard, noe under normal circumstances I would have stopped because I wouldn't want to shit myself, but I figured I'd try to push the limits, like driving the furthest you've ever driven with your gas light on. All of a sudden turd fell out of my ass. I laughed and then felt like throwing up then quickly used what seemed like half a roll of to to pick it up and transfer it to the toilet. As funny as that was as a 15 year old it was terribly nasty. If this isn't rock bottom for a fat person then idk what is.
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>>40939746

I'd hit it.
Secretly.
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>>40940811
In our DNA we have tumor suppressing genes. We usually have two good ones, but one bad one can be inherited.
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>>40939781
Fake and gay
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>>40939781
Translated:

I went to the bookstore for nerd day. I couldn't open both doors and I felt a little self conscious because my rolls touched both sides when I walked through the single door. What if one day I can't fit in? What will I do if the second door doesn't open? Will they make me go through the loading bay?

Some teenagers there gave me a sideways glance. I think one took a Snapchat of me. It's probably because I'm fat. I hate being fat but it's not my fault. It's theirs for making fun of me.

When I left I saw a man getting out of his truck with a concealed carry pistol. He put his raincoat on afterwards. It was a little freaky because I normally don't see guns.
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>>40942443
>tfw no Jewbro
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>>40942654

I want to believe, really I do.
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>>40943543
I don't think anything when I see an overweight person. The only times I ever notice it is if someone is really abnormally overweight or if a girl that is overweight is interested in me romantically, which I'm not attracted to.
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>>40940666
>savage
>not fucking off to somewhere else
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>>40943316
>>40943611
>>40944306

I was looking for the feminists' facebooks but no luck so far. If I find it I'll post.

I would post jewbro's but he told me he would sue. Normally wouldn't take that seriously but he is jewbro. He's not a practicing Jew though. His Dad is Christian so his jew mom converted and he was raised conservative Catholic (He had to pledge his virginity to his mom in church). But his genes are half jewy

If you think that story was unbelievable , I once had a professor say that the Moon landing was a probably a nationalistic hoax spread by Nixon. Some professors are fucking crazy. She was asked to resign for some other stuff, too (We watched a movie where a woman is nearly raped). If you want the other story, let me know,
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>>40940651
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>>40944489

Yes please, these threads always benefit from OC.
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>>40944489
>(He had to pledge his virginity to his mom in church).
o-oh my
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Wew, I got a fat hate story for you guys.

>work front desk at the gym I go to
>comfy fucking job too at 15 an hour to shitpost and play my 3DS
>working Saturday morning as usual
>annoying as fuck fat lady comes in
>the type of woman that doesn't take a hint and keeps talking to you about shit you don't care about
>not even like she asks me about gym shit either
>playing UnderOath over the gym radio because that's the playlist
>lady walks up
>"Excuse me, could you maybe play some christian music? This music is too much for me."
>boss gave me specific instructions not to play christian music because it's slow as shit and doesn't help people with their pump
>he's even a christian as well which means they can't play the persecution card
>"Sorry ma'am, I can't play christian music, but I can find something else we offer like Bruno Mars."
>fucking hate Bruno Mars but if it'll get her away whatever
>"Sir but my life is in shambles right now and I just really need some christian music"
>suddenly notice she's holding her fucking ipod earbuds in her fucking hands
>point to the sign that says "Bring your own music if you don't like ours"
>"Ma'am we have this policy here, I'm sorry but I can't help you."
>fatty crosses her arms defiantly
>"Sir, are you a christian?"
>the fuck does that have to do with anything?
>"Ma'am, that is irrelevant to the current situation."
>lady acts shocked like it's the first time she's been told no
>"Well other people including your coworkers have helped me out in times of need."
>I can tell you for a fact they all shit talk this bitch
>"Sorry ma'am I don't know what to tell you."
>walks off to the cardio machines and every so often says something
>assume she's facetiming someone because people do that sometimes
>after a few minutes she gets off and walks out
>bitching and shit like "Thanks for this workout I really needed it"
>smile and say "Have a nice day!" more warmly than usual
>walks back in to inform me she'll be bringing her husband
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>>40944489
>He told me he would sue
I don't think that's something you can sue over Anon. I don't think there would be any judge who would take a "Posted a publicly available Facebook profile on a Chinese Cartoon Image Board" seriously.
>>
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>>40944636
Rest of the Saturday went well, and then came the following Monday.

>Monday afternoon
>a couple of older ladies working out in the gym
>got the gym music set to some nice jazz since they've said before they like it
>crazy lady walks in
>"This music is so chaotic."
>fucking bitch hates jazz too
>older ladies walk out so I switch it back to the regular playlist out of spite
>crazy lady walks back up
>"Is your boss here?"
>boss is currently at home taking care of his 2nd newborn child
>"I can call him and ask him to come up here if you'd like."
>shakes her head
>"That's okay, I know the owner of the building, so I'll just speak to them.
>gym is one of a few businesses in the building
>boss happens to be the son of the man who owns the building
>start laughing and tell her good luck with that
>"Excuse me?"
>explain the owner of the building doesn't get involved with gym matters
>"No it's okay, I know him personally and we'll be discussing you as well."
>is actually getting in my face at this point
>"Ma'am, hold on one second."
>speed dial my boss and explain what's going on
>he's been sick of her shit for weeks and waiting for this moment
>"I'll be up there in five."
>normally takes 10 minutes for him to get here
>inform fatty he's on his way
>"Oh good, perfect!"
>this bitch thinks he's gonna change his mind
>fast forward to when boss shows up
>she immediately charges outside and gets in his face complaining about how I won't change the music
>"Well ma'am, that's because he's doing what I told him to do, isn't that right Anon?"
>nod and tell him yes sir
>she starts going off about how her husband raped her blah blah been going through divorce for weeks now
>"Ma'am didn't you say you were going to bring him on Saturday?"
>bitch freezes for a second and then starts calling me a liar
>meanwhile boss can see in my face she's full of shit and stays professional god bless his soul
>lady brings up how as a christian she feels persecuted

cont
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>>40944636
>underoath
>"Sir could you play some Christian music?"
Underoath (stylized as Underoath or UnderOath) is an American Christian post-hardcore band from Tampa, Florida.

???
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>>40944706
>boss mentions he's a christian as well
>completely out of options she starts saying how she was completely alone in the gym and I could have changed it
>boss looks at me and asks if she was alone
>remember the old ladies left during her workout and answer "part of the time."
>"Oh my gosh, sir how can you lie like this?"
>boss still can see she's full of shit
>boss brings up how she already even had her own earbuds and we have a policy
>"I couldn't even hear my own music, and I'd asked him to turn it down!"
>start shaking my head because she never once asked me to do that
>boss then informs the lady that she's causing a scene and he needs her to leave
>lady starts ranting about "the straw on the camel's back" or some shit as she starts walking back to her car
>boss walks inside and nearly punches the punching bag off the chain before calling building security
>lady's now completely banned from the gym and will get arrested if she comes back
>mfw this all started because she thought UnderOath was satanic

Fuck fat people.
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>>40941404
kek'd audibly
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>>40939781
I thought it was sort of funny, but then the concealed carry part happened and now Im full of questions.
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>>40943543
I will respect you and I will refer to you as another human being in public, however i will evade you and assume you are a lazy manic fuck that cannot take care of yourself. You are disgusting.
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>>40941152
what is this gif from?
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>>40939631
Earth confirmed for not flat
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>>40944636
>>40944706
>>40944745
>tfw christians are almost as bad as atheists
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>>40942775
Found the vegan.
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>>40939929
As if just toomblr screencap with a wall of text on itself wasn't a dead givaway
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I like going on these because it inspres me to try and lose weight.... Im prettty fat for my age
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>>40944809
>mfw 4chan meme'd atheism into being something so extremely subversive that people compare it to being a tranny
>mfw the majority of the developed world aside from the states is agnostic.
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>>40944803
Nier Automata, ass flavor of the year
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>>40942802
>>40943652
damh why so many iowegians i thought i was special
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>>40939915
>dark souls boss
lmao
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>>40942443
>>40942654
Sounds made up
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>>40939996
>200 for you is like 800 for real people
MY
SIDES
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>>40939724
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>>40944549

>be me
>19, student
>study German history
>ich kämpfe für Führer und Volk!
>be in poli sci class
>professor is based conservative, served in Vietnam
>His dad served in WWII and Korea, hated Communists til the very end
>class is a sausage fest, only 6 girls out of 40
>two are absolute babes, the rest are fat, ugly feminists
>one has super short light blue hair, let's call her bluefem
>bluefem is probably close to 400 lbs. and can't fit in the normal desks
>so fat, has to use a fold up chair and the professor's desk.
>the last week of class, professor makes us choose a political topic to present for 5 minutes
>bluefem is the last to present
>herewego.jpeg
>"Hello cis-females and cis-males. My topic is Health At Every Size.
>the entire class is giggling
>she spends the next TEN minutes lecturing the class
>"My body is completely 100% healthy"
>"politicians need to pass a law banning "doctor-patient discrimination"
>"Diet and exercise do not work for everyone"
>the entire class is unable to process this shit
>professor has disappointed look on his face
>i fought in nam for this?
>"Any Questions, class?"
>Everyone raises their hands
>"bluefem, why didn't you include any doctors showing how obese people can be healthy?"
>"Doctors are biased. They support the labeling of obese people as unhealthy to further their agenda!"
>"bluefem, have any doctors said that you are healthy?"
>"That's a personal question!"
>based professor chimes in
>"answer it, bluefem. You spent 5 min using yourself as an example of a healthy person."
>"No, my doctor is BIASED"
>class is struggling not to laugh
>"bluefem, why should doctors be forced to say you are healthy when you aren't"
>"What makes you think I'm unhealthy! Youre no doctor!"
>"you have to stop every 6 steps when walking up the stairs. This class is on the second floor, bluefem"
>The enitre class bursts out laughing
>"Quit oppressing me, cis-female!"
>professor tells everyone to calm down and asks a question
Cont.
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>>40940237
This is evil and selfish but credit to her for being 100% brutally honest.
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>>40944809
>almost as bad
really?! I've never had an atheist knock on my door when I'm busy to convert me to non-belief. Atheists keep their shit to themselves for the most part.

Christians are far worse.

Okay to be fair, Catholics and certain denominations are fine - they keep their shit to themselves. Protestants are the shitty ones reside.
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>>40939664
>the shock left it vomiting for 3 hours

my sides
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>>40945085
awaiting continuation
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>>40939605
>my non-booty is amazing
lol'd to the point of hard coughing
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>>40939581
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>>40945085
plz cont
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>>40940356

>tfw ginger
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god i fucking hate myself for being fat
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>>40943543
Both, but I'll tolerate you when you don't make excuses.
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>>40941124
I hate it because it's just what 4chan does when you inline a bunch of posts but it's all the time.

my least favorite thing is that on reddit all pictures open in a new page on imgur.

for what purpose?
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>>40944489

What kind of shithole university do you go to?
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>>40941393
I want to import a Russian beauty to Canada, I think they'd make amazing wife material
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>>40941906
A pony that weighs about 750lbs can carry 150lbs
aka around 20% of it's bodyweight, some can do 25% of their bodyweight but it's not like you really want to stress it to that limit.

If that lard ass had gotten up on that horse, every joint in its body would scream in agony and it would've done anything to get her off within a minute. Then it would've probably killed her, hopefully.
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>>40945101
I'd rather spend 10 years talking to Mormons every single day, than spend one day talking about religion with an atheist.

You're the most closed minded, spineless, unoriginal ("I read Hitchens, I must be smart") and frankly unpleasant group of people I've ever run in to.
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>>40939581
that bich can survive jihad attach shrapnel can t even go through that
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>>40939724
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this thread got me to get off my ass and do some fucking pushups, thanks /fit/
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>>40940007
>>40940356
for the sake of your skin, be careful about tanning
sun damage is objectively bad looking, and will remain after the tan fades
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>>40945216
Yeah? Good. Now do something about it. You can change your life but you have to actually do it, not eat salad for 3 days and then give up. Go give the sticky another read and *do* something about it.
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>>40942021
people talk about eating and working too
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>>40942162

This. Diamonds are worthless.
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in my country healthy food is cheaper than unhealthy so I can t become fat even if I wanted
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>>40945085
>"bluefem, if a doctor tells an anorexic person that their weight is unhealthy, are they telling the truth?
>"yes professor, being super-skinny is harmful to your health."
>"So why are they lying when describing obese people?"
>"Because all evidence shows that fat people are just as healthy"
>"Blondebabe said that some people have trouble walking up a flight of stairs while most others don't. I think that disproves your entire thesis.
>bluefem is bright red, like a star about to go supernova
>"professor. You are promoting microaggresions of fat oppression toward me because of my weight. You and the patriarchy are trying to censor me!!"
>"bluefem, I'm sorry bu-"
>"Fuck your patriarchy bullshit logic. I can do ten push-ups like everyone else in this class.
>"Okay, bluefem, prove it. Since you cursed in my class and went over the time limit, I want you to prove your claim.
>"professor, I don't think that is fair"
>"okay, you don't have to do them, but you then you haven't proved your thesis correct.
>Bluefem looks like she is about to get in position.
>she is sweating just thinking about it
>nope.jepg
>she goes to her chair and sits down
>the entire classes giggles
>professor dismisses class
>the next class, professor gives out grades.
>bluefem is absent, 11th time this semester
>i peek over at her grade
>only 15 points

Bluefem didn't even show up for the exam and emailed me two days after asking to study with her. I didn't respond. My university was garbage, ranked basically worst in the state. It was basically a community college.
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>>40942804
same here gonna pretend to be one and see where it takes me when I start college.

inb4 underage b& i'm old and going back to school.
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>>40942887
Half of those were "hey rabbi... and the other half were people taking advantage of the overboard reaction to jew jokes and trolling.
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>>40942707
meditation sometimes lasts for 48hours but body adapts and your cortisol levels are waaay down, your metabolism slows down and everything is fine.
>>
Do guys think James K. is going live much longer?

He always gained on his own, no way he will lose the weight necessary.
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This is a leg.

This is a LEG.

THIS IS A 'LEG'.
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>>40945675
dem calve genetics, shes probably a qt3.14
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>>40942760
t. devoted /pol/fag
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>>40945675
I'm more of an ass man
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>>40944884
pls source me that, as christianity is the most spread religion in the world.
don't get salty when someone compares fucking fedora neckbeard atheists to scum of the world because they are the same.
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>>40941642
desu normal-medium is the fucking best there
doesn't even look like a high bf%, just really wide hips.
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>>40945101
atheists really are the easiest religion to troll
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>>40945341

I'm plenty open to believing a god or gods exist if there were any good evidence.

That's the criteria that would change my mind, what's yours?
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>>40943988
jej
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Let's end on a positive note, some Daily Mail inspiration.
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>>40945790
so you believe he doesn't because theres no evidence? thats retarded.
if i call something a car and you call thw same thing a car. then we decide to attack jerusalem because thats what car wants, that would be the proof car exists.

because annon, there's no car. car is sum of parts we labeled as a concept. but hey, we still drive cars daily. yet they don't exist...
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>>40942209
>>40942443
>>40942654
>>40944636
>>40944706
>>40944745
>>40945085
>>40945491

Jesus fuck thank you OP >>40939581
These threads always have the best fucking greentexts
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>>40942707
I stand corrected, thanks for that.
>>40945591
I didn't know cortisol affected stress ulcers? how does that work? Thanks!
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>>40945707
HOLY FUCK NOT RIGHT
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>>40944172
underrated
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>>40945817
Since you believe things not based on evidence, do you also believe in Thor, Zeus, and Shiva?
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>>40945849
isnt cortisol a stress hormone and stress ulcers happen due stress?
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>>40945866
what evidence do you consider to be proper evidence? I do not care if they exist, they might, same as christianity god or muslim one or whatever.
as i said, when many people agree on a concept it comes to life.

shouting there's no god doesn't really keep your head on your shoulders during crusades.
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>>40940007
Umm. Did you get lost, buddy?
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>>40939581
Where are the tendies located
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>>40945899
Evidence should be proportional to the claim. If gods existed, maybe people constantly regrowing limbs when they pray would be an example, but even then, you'd have to rule out someone doing a magic trick.

Luckily, it's not my job to come up with the evidence, that's up to anyone making the claim of existence.

It almost sounds like you're just talking about the concept of gods, not whether they actually exist or not.
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>>40945979
you are getting close annon.
concepts is whats it's all about.
it makes things real, even if they are not as long as we all agree on it.

for example, you consider yourself to have a body, but you cannot pinpoint a single limb / organ and say this is my body. if your hand is your body that means you have two bodies? ofc not thats just silly.
so your body is a concept you use daily and will continue to use until you die, even though during your lifetime your whole body cells will die and regenerate. Doesn't stop you from actually using the concept.

same could be said about gods. if you build a shrine, pray to it and conduct things in it's name one can say you are using a concept.

imo america has few gods now, tv, money and internet. people spend a lot of time praying to those things, subjectifying their life to those things and even sacrificing health to appease some standards.

regrowth of limbs tho, am i talking to an adult here?
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>>40945867
sorry dumb typo, meant pressure ulcers not stress ulcer
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>>40946018

You're not really making sense.

>concepts is whats it's all about.
>it makes things real, even if they are not as long as we all agree on it.

That's bullshit. We could all agree that a giant sentient flying Oreo cookie physically exists in Times Square, and it would not make it physically real just by thinking it.

We could have a concept of that Oreo cookie and agree that it's a concept, but that by itself would not make it a physical thing that exists in reality.

Now maybe you're just saying that we only have evidence of the concept of gods, not that gods themselves physically exist and act in reality. In which case I'd agree with you, and that might make you an atheist if you don't believe gods physically exist, only as concepts.
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>>40945491
>only 15 points
this means NOTHING TO ME
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>>40946094
so car exists?
body is real?
fever is fever and not pyrogens signaling hipotalamus to increase your body temp?

dude you live in a world of concepts formed and forged by your brain.
Is it too complicated to comprehend? I can explain if you ask specific questions.

you wouldn't agree people pray to/for money and sacrifice shit for money?

again, crusades (done in a name of god) were pretty real to those who lost their lives in it.

no one said god has physical appearance, so idk what would you want from him.
to remind you, im agnostic as fuck, i just don't think burden of proof is on religious people because (real or not) gods influenced our early development.

>not seeing world as particles constantly interchanging without having any continual structure besides the one our brains imprint on reality because of ego

cmon man. ;)
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>>40946094
think about your body the way you think about god and tell me does it exist, or it exists only as a concept.
yet you are on fit and you want to take care of your body. you are chasing delusions annons...

ofc you are not. you believe strongly in some concepts and in others you don't. that's all man.
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>>40946094
Anon they're retarded, dont bother.

They've spent years been drip fed bullshit in order to fit into the baseless beliefs of their parents.
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>>40939664
Get well soon crocco
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>>40945728
this
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>>40942775
stfu vegan subhuman.
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>>40944636
at least she didn't ask you to play country music.
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>>40939683
Sickening
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>>40941540
shut up nerd
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>>40944970
lol at the policeman having bigger forearms
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>>40940007
why the fuck would you damage your skin like that? get a fake tan or something
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>>40944668
this can't be real
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