How do I not get old and die?

Kill yourself

>>40936238
kill yourself so you can die young instead

>>40936238
Jesus Christ if I don't die by 70 I'm gonna kill myself
that's not life

How can I get old faster so I can die?

>>40936270
You can die at any age

>>40936238
Go Zyzz-mode

>>40936304
>implying I can die at age 8 when im 20

fuck off

that's pretty fucking spooky

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>>40936238

>>40936238
Mirin' vascularity

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>>40936238
>not lifting negative kilograms to halt the aging progress

stop eating red meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rNY7xKyGCQ

>>40936238
The question here isn't "how do i not get old and die" but rather "how do i get that old lady's vascularity damn"
mirin grandma

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>>40936238

fuuuarrkk she is ready for summer mirin shreds desu senpai

>>40936238
Read the sticky and fuck off

>>40936238

Poor lady is probably on glucocorticoids judging by her hands.

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Who is planning on actually ending their own lives?
I will wither and die. I can't stop it but I just want to be in control of the experience. I want to be the person to turn off the lights, and to be in charge of the last things I taste, hear, smell, and see. I'm not depressed but I absolutely plan on suicide.
I want to die outside in the sunshine. I'll to feel the crisp forest air on my naked body. I'll have a single rose in right hand and my father's 1911 in the left. I'll sing a lullaby my mother used to sing to me and watch the sun rise one last time. I'll breath deep the sweet smell of the rose and mountain air and hold it in as long as I can. When I'm ready to exhale I pull the trigger and return to the nothingness from which I came.

Gene therapy to lengthen your telomeres and whatever new drugs and treatments that come out to increase lifespans until you can upload your mind and become the Squatinator.

>>40936238
Is this achievable natty?

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>>40936549
Sounds gay

>>40936238
Get old and live
It doesn't matter if you look like a gremlin
I want to be able to tell kids stories about the past

>>40936238

Go Vegan

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>>40936409

kek

>>40936594
I could also tie piano wire around my neck and the other end to a tree then floor in a convertible so my headless corpse continues speeding down the road spewing blood untill it crashes into a daycare center.

>>40936549
>Letting some poor fucker find you in that state
Inconsiderate shit

>>40936549
Wow super epic sick bro. How's living in your mommy's basement going?

You don't. You stay fit to compress the window of morbidity so one day, when you're out mowing the lawn like every other Saturday in the summer, you have a massive stroke and die before the mower's blade stops turning.

>>40936238
News flash... I have to hang around OLD people...
Many of them 70 and over, and many they say they do not "feel" old... Body decays but the spirit remains.

>>40936673
That's just how people are

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>>40936238
Impossible, but you can always keep training and eating right when your older.

>>40936641
much better

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>>40936690

>>40936662
>You stay fit to compress the window of morbidity Good idea, BUT life watches (20 years from now) monitor all your vital signs.. there will be an ambulance on its way BEFORE you even feel the first symptoms of a stroke or heart attack.

>>40936645
I'll be pretty far away from anyone else, I'll be highly decomposed or likely eaten by animals by the time that happens

>>40936251
I'm 34 and life sucks already.

>>40936244
fpbp

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>>40936690

god its crazy to see the excuses normies come up with to justify why they're in shit shape. Do you REALLY think these people believe the stuff they are saying? Do people really think that a triathlete is no more healthy than a person who lives an entirely sedentary lifestyle? Do people really believe that if you are in good shape you have no life and allocate all your time into looking that way? I never thought this shit when I was fat, I knew i was a fat fuck and that it was entirely my doing . Jesus the delusion is sad, almost makes me happy knowing that these people will ultimately live in their own misery suffering from insecurities and never truly experiencing their true potential. We are all gonna make it, except normies. May they die and slow, painful death like the sad cunts they are

>>40936549
>tie piano wire around neck
>superglue hands to side of head
>jump off a building
>everyone thinks you ripped your own head off

patrician way to kill yourself tbdesu

>>40936238
intermittent fasting, cure for everything

Research how people ate and lived in antiquity. They still waged war on the frontlines at 80.

Hint: It's completely, COMPLETELY different from what we do today.

>>40936238

Fucking Christ there's a skeleton inside that woman

>>40936238
those aren't the bones, they're tendons

>>40936407
Too soon, man.

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>>40936409
>implying you can't
I'd like transageists to go back to /pol/ please

>>40936905
Unfortunately the food available to us today is completely different from what was available then. Thanks generations of selective breeding.

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>>40936911
It's terrifying

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>>40936690
>did you forget you're not on tumblr?

>>40936498

You're not fooling me, trap.

>>40936238
pray that singularity happens in your lifetime

>>40936238
The fuck is up with those emojis at the end

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>>40936961
> fit hates skeletons

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>>40936409

>>40936270
smoking

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>>40937073
Skeletons are the ultimate manifestation of the loss of all gains. All that /fit/ does is to escape the skeleton

Japanese live the longest. What are Japanese?

>tiny
>don't eat much

So there you go. Be tiny and don't eat

>>40936961
>Father Mask and Zweihander

FUCKING stupid faggot

>>40937192
>Japanese live the longest.
Nope. They actually use insurance fraud to get more moniez, involuntarily cooking the life expectancy. Basically, you only count as dead if your family admits you're dead. They can't collect your pension then, however, so as long as the ykeep their mouth shut, you count as alive.

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>>40936807
im 46 , change your life
meditate , most suffering comes from within

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>>40937192

>>40936810
>Do people really think that a triathlete is no more healthy than a person who lives an entirely sedentary lifestyle
Are you retarded?

>>40936952
Fuck I wish transageists were a thing when I was young, I could be driving at age 8..

>>40937283
wow i wanna be a vegan now holy shit xD

>>40936911
There is literally nothing wrong with skeletons. They help support our fleshy bodies through our lives, and in exchange we help them mature, skeletons deserve our thanks for their efforts!

>>40936872
i think you meem LCHF and IF

>>40937283
What is with those human meal comparisons? The study was with the same food, but different portions, so isn't it insanely inaccurate to represent the human equivalent as being completely different foods?

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>>40936952

>>40937337
Can you read? It says low-calorie diet, not vegan.

I'm glad I can't die or get too old. That would blow

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>>40936409

>>40937391
Go to any nursing home. There's no fat older males. All the really old ones were/are skinny manlets

>>40937299
Are you?

>>40936251
>implying that by the time we're 70, 70 won't be the new 50 because of advances in medicine and other skitz shit

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>>40937429
>wanting to live long enough to spend your days shitting yourself and staring at TV reruns in a nursing home
Why though

>>40936238
supposedly the key is to lead an active lifestyle, as constant physical activity has been shown to preserve the telomere caps on your DNA, which in turn protect you from aging and genetic malfunctions.

Win win.

Get a masters in biology and figure out how to reactivate telomerase in humans
Easy

>>40937566
time to inject lobster dna into my body

>>40936549
Weaponized autism

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I am 48 years old and already feel like I am 80.
Probably because I was obese as fuck from the ages of 20-46.
Honestly, I hate my whole life. I have wasted it all because of food addiction.

I celebrated my 21st birthday with 2 cakes and 1 mother
I celebrated my 30th birthday with 26 donuts and 0 friends
I celebrated my 40th birthday with 4 cakes and 0 friends. My 21st birthday was the best day of my life and I remembered it so fondly that I wanted to repeat it for my 40th birthday but double. (I thought that 21*2 was 40 for some reason I didn't realise my error at all)
I celebrated my 44th birthday in hospital after a stroke.
I celebrated my 45th birthday with a tray of brownies that I didn't take the candles out of because 'wax prevents diabetes'

I've never had any friends or any life

Please don't make these mistakes

>>40937641
I was gonna come up with some clever way to shit on you but honestly your life just made me too sad to think of something. Have you lost the weight tho?

>>40937512
Do mushrooms and wander around and do whatever u want because you're old.

>>40937667
But you could do that now without shitting yourself and being so decrepit you can't even wander.

>>40937299
retard

>>40937283
>different calories
>different macros
>vegetable consumption vs no vegetable consumption

the vegan diet is only better off because it's much more nutrient dense at half the calories

compare it with a nutrient dense non-vegan diet if you want it to be fair

this is just as bad as the 'study' which showed active vegetarians were less at risk for heart disease than couch potatoes who ate mcdonalds

fucking vegans

if you slow down your body's production of new cells you can lower your risk of cancer while also slowing down the aging process

>>40936238
Get in touch with the earth prefrably with an constant contact with an earthing mat since we don't have dirt floors anymore. Also sungazing, first or last hour after/before sunrise/sunset.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3265077/

Reduction of Primary Indicators of Osteoporosis, Improvement of Glucose Regulation, and Immune Response
K. Sokal and P. Sokal, cardiologist and neurosurgeon father and son on the medical staff of a military clinic in Poland, conducted a series of experiments to determine whether contact with the Earth via a copper conductor can affect physiological processes [11]. Their investigations were prompted by the question as to whether the natural electric charge on the surface of the Earth influences the regulation of human physiological processes.

Double-blind experiments were conducted on groups ranging from 12 to 84 subjects who followed similar physical activity, diet, and fluid intake during the trial periods. Grounding was achieved with a copper plate (30?mm?×?80?mm) placed on the lower part of the leg, attached with a strip so that it would not come off during the night. The plate was connected by a conductive wire to a larger plate (60?mm?×?250?mm) placed in contact with the Earth outside.

In one experiment with nonmedicated subjects, grounding during a single night of sleep resulted in statistically significant changes in concentrations of minerals and electrolytes in the blood serum: iron, ionized calcium, inorganic phosphorus, sodium, potassium, and magnesium. Renal excretion of both calcium and phosphorus was reduced significantly. The observed reductions in blood and urinary calcium and phosphorus directly relate to osteoporosis. The results suggest that Earthing for a single night reduces primary indicators of osteoporosis.

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>>40936238
That's not bones your retard

>>40937502
you fuckin druggo

>>40937299

um, do you know where you are? or are you lost?

>>40937773
Everyone knows about those tendons you mongoloid. Look at the rest of the skin around it, its practically translucent minus the bones and tendons. The bones are thicker than the tendons and opaque. Get your ugly ass hands out of here

>>40936690
Finally a Facebook comment section that doesn't make me want to kill myself

>>40937283
>>40937408
The pictures were originally switched in the image. the monkey that ate the full omnivorous diet looked better

>>40937263
How does one meditate?

>>40936549
>romanticizing death and suffering
No honor. No pride. No strength. No responsibility

Absolutely degenerate

>>40936549
Sounds lame

That's a beautiful picture

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>>40936238
Leave humanity behind

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>>40938059
>not romanticizing death and suffering
Do you even read Mishima, bro?

>>40937641

how did this happen to you?

>>40938057
Meditation is my shit, but I am going to give the Buddhist perspective on it.

There are two fundamental concepts that you should shape your meditation off of.
1) impermanence
2) emptyness

Basically all you have to do is first to start off only focusing on the breath. When any phenomena appears understand that 1) that is only temporary and all phenomena is temporarily and 2) it is empty, meaning that all phenomena, by itself, does not carry an emotion, but rather you make the connection and attribute perceptions on such phenomena. With that in mind you seek to move beyond all thoughts and emotions and find a sense of tranquility, bliss, and consistent compassion as you further understand these two principles of reality.

In summary:
Focus on breath
Notice how thoughts come and go
Notice your emotions and thoughts about this process
Notice how those thoughts come and go
And repeat

>>40938159
>do nothing
>continue doing nothing for another 26 years after that

>>40937184
I LEND MY CALCIUM TO THEE, BRAVE SKELLY!

>tfw you want translucent skin so people can clearly see your gains

>>40937283
>look what happens when we feed one monkey healthy food and the other monkey unhealthy food
>oh, by the way, and this isn't really important or anything, but we also gave one monkey 50% more calories, but i don't see what that's important

I don't know, if I could live to 120 in good health, I'd take it. It's not thar far-fetched

>>40937641
Not too late to find peace brother. Not much you missed anyway. Ive been through the whole shabang. Its REAL fucking ugly out there. Im much more of a private person than before. Never been happier

>>40938164
Nah fuck the Buddhist shit, give me your perspective. How do you do it?

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Being old has nothing to do with seeing your "bones " . If you weren't inflamed and not so overweight you'd see your hand " bones" too. See look at my hand "bones " omg I'm 90 years old and gonna die soon !!!!!

>>40936238
Ripped to the bone

>>40937184
I LEND MY CALCIUM TO THEE, BRAVE SKELLY!

>>40936238
Well, of course you can't say what is in 10 or 50 years, but if you train safely and often and eating not that much shit, you should be able to live a long healthy life where you in a good shape.

>>40936238
I hate this world

>>40937502
>implying global warming and mass extinction aren't things

>>40936690
>you'll never get laid if you're an athlete, loser

t. fatties

mTOR

>>40936270
Smoking, drinking, drugs, overeating, staying up late to do mostly nothing and then getting up early for work. That kind of thing.

>>40936549
>the "universe"/natural certainty will inevitably kill me
>im le too smart and thus will kill myself so IM ACTUALLY IN CONTROL

No, you are only killing yourself because you know what is coming. This isn't giving you control - you are just being a pussy

>>40936238
Drink copious amounts of green tea.

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>>40936238

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>>40938512
>This isn't giving you control - you are just being a pussy
How do I obtain control over the forces of the universe?

>>40937429
I wasn't arguing with the study itself, but the meals at the bottom didn't have much relevance. They could have cut the portion size of a typical meal instead of having those ultra-vegan options.

>>40938348
I think you don't understand. As you get older your skin becomes thinner and eventually you can actually see the bones/tendons/blood vessels underneath.

>>40938559
You don't?

>>40938512
Enjoy your stay in the nursing home

>>40936465
(((Greger)))

oy vey stop eating protein goyim here be a weakling

>>40937512
Because if you're a fat fuck you'll be doing that in your sixties instead of your nineties.

>>40938270
they eat the exact same food captain comprehension

>>40936238
>that picture

I miss you, grandma. I'm sorry if I ever hurt your feelings or made you angry. I wish I could talk to you one more time.

Who else /preparingforimmortalitytech/ here? Started running and eating even cleaner lately, heart rate is constantly around 60 or lower, before bed when lying down even reached 45 once. Gotta survive for that life extension tech

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>>40937283
They both look miserable.

>>40936952
this is immensely sad

>>40937258
This sounds very wrong

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>>40936409
Wew

>>40937641
>play me out
>I am 48 years old and already feel like I am 80
Sure...sure
.>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PfRx4MZ0jLc

>>40938330
The Buddhist perspective is also my own. Any other form of meditation is pure bullshit.

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>>40937502

>>40936238
>How do I not get old and die?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJgHn7MeAwc

>>40938164
This

Helps w/ middle-class ass bs depression shit too

>>40937184
I lend my calcium to thee, brave Skelly!

>>40936498
source?

>>40938512
>actually being this much of a fucking retarded person

underages should just banish from the face of the earth desu

>>40936952

>stefonknee

The spelling of the name is worse than the entire concept.

>>40940683
Right? Dude is a clearly a faggot 16 year old that hasn't seen what old age really looks like. The horror of our bodies betraying and failing us. The grief of losing everyone you love and everything you care about. The shame of burdening your children with your care. If he ever sees the utter despair in the eyes of an elder rotting away in a nursing home he'll understand why its ok to bow out gracefully instead. We give our dogs the luxury of timely painless deaths but we expect our grandparents to suffer through their fate untill they physically can't cling to life anymore. Suicide is not wrong or cowardly. There is mercy and dignity in choosing to die at the right time.

>>40937710
This.
>change micros
>change macros
>change calories

Look guis it's the vegan meals that make him healthy!
Should have done it with 1 variable and more monkeys instead of the opposite.

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>>40936952

>tfw a middle aged man lives a more comfy life at 52 than you did at 10
>tfw he lives rent free in one of the most expensive cities in the world
>tfw people actually enable an old man to dress in women's clothing and play with their fucking grandkids
>tfw he doesn't even have to work a wage cuck life for tendies

Pack it in, I'm done guys. There's just no fucking point anymore.

>>40936238
mirrin' veins

>>40936238
nice cut gramps, mirin hard

My parents just both hit 60 and I'm really struggling with their mortality....like fuck they're gonna be gone someday

Im not scared to die myself, but I don't want them to go bros

t.drunk

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>>40937641
>i didn't take the candles out because 'wax prevents diabetes'
what the fuck lmao

>>40936409
Literal Anon is alright

>>40936690
>look at the visceral fat in the muscle

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>>40936690
>theyre implying athletes dont get laid
>mfw

>>40937223
His Zwei better be Chaos infused.

>>40941568
maybe stop drinking ROFL

>>40938270
Reading ain't your forte huh?

The meals are HUMAN equivalents (according to an idiot) both monkeys ate the same fucking food, only different quantities.

>>40936238
i gave up fearing death a long time ago. life has been so much better ever since. take the fucking journey and die when it is your time.

>>40937751
This was really interesting, thank you anon

>>40936238
i wish i was dead

>>40942092
you can get that fixed easily

>>40942102
would be too hard on girlfriend and family. trust me if i didnt have them it would be done

>>40937751
>clinic in Poland

this is embarrassing bullshit lol

Theres a reason im roiding. Imagine you wake up at 40 and go "what if".

My dad knows I roid and nobody gives a fuck other than why. I wanna make it, Zyzz was right I hate to say it. Be a sick cunt

>>40942129
Pathetic excuses
>would be too hard
You also overvalue yourself.

>>40936447
tru

>>40936549
Just kill yourself on all that edge faggot

>>40936238
pump yourself up with celltech
live the swole life while you're young
die of hypertrophic cardiomyopathy when you're in your 50s

ezpz

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only one answer. kremówka

>>40936251
By the time you get that old scientific advances could double our life times. Think about what lab grown organs and nanobats could do.

>>40942142
>Zyzz
>waking up at 40
lmaoo

>>40936549
Lol you wouldn't pull the trigger pussy.

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>>40942862
>nanobats

>>40936238
Actually you can't die. In your own universe that is. I may see you die but you will live forever OP. Reality ceases to exist if you do.

>>40937502
>>40942862
>Implying any of that will survive the fall to hordes of 75 IQ derka derkas

>>40937184
I lend my calcium to thee, brave Skelly!

>>40942141
fuck off retard

clinics and hospitals in poland and the baltics have some of the strictest fucking rules and best staff

>>40937223
Well, what is it?

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>>40938996
because they're enslaved

>>40938270
you can't be this retarded. kys

>>40943621
>waah da animals
Vegans would make boars out of pigs

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>>40936807
33 here and iktf

>>40936238
aask ronda patrick