When did you realize the "manlet" meme was 100% bullshit?

Money >>>>>> Face > Height

>>40936133
>t. guy who's wife fucks her personal trainer

>>40936133
yeah, i hate when i go to clubs and girls keep asking how much i make

>>40936141
>letting your wife have a personal trainer

>>40936168
Nah they can just gauge it from your poorfag walk

>>40936082
Everything is a fucking meme. If you have a great face but lack social skills you will still have a hard time getting girls. You cant expect one aspect of a man to make him attractive to women when the rest of him is shit.

>>40936141
>wife

>>40936193
Unless you live in some muzzie shithole she's either gonna find someone to fuck or just take half your shit plus a 100k/yr fee for being 'and abusive husband'

When I realized women can't tell height since men just lie to them.

>girl mentions she only dates guys 6'0+
>maybe 5'10
>mentions I look like I'm 5'11
>I'm 5'9 king of manlets

>>40936225

Most manlets add a couple inches in casual conversation because they're insecure, so girls get a distorted view. Same with dick size.

>>40936133
Status among your community is the most important
If you're rich then you're important among humans so you get tons of pussy but some bums slay puss like crazy because they enjoy a high status among their trashy community

>5'8
>always the smallest everywhere i go
>even teenage girls are bigger today

certainly not a meme for me

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>>40936082
>Ugly tall guys dont get laid like short models

Ok lad. Have a wew

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>>40936133
>He made it backwards

>Once I get that gig at X Corporation, then girls will bend down and kiss me for my money and my pretty face

>>40936225
I'm 5'7 in a lanklet country and a girl (without knowing how tall I was) said that I was "normal height". There weren't any other guys around for reference, but still.
As long as you're taller than them I don't think they can tell much of a difference, unless you're like 6'4.

>>40936225
this only works in manlet countries like united states of manlets where womans are womanlets at like 5'4 average. in most european countries women are like 5'7 and above with average being around 5'8 and they would quickly see that you are not 6'

>>40936209
This is absolute bullshit. Unless you're a total autistic sperg, having an attractive face is all that matters.

I know some guys who are boring as shit, literally the personality of a plank, but they've objectively attractive and have good hair and they get laid constantly with hot girls.

Meanwhile I'm out here 6'1, lifting weights religiously, wearing the best clothes I can, doing everything to look presentable and women are lining up to be friends with me and nothing more.

>>40936225
>>40936266
>Wanting a girl that explicitly mentions she dates guys based on height.
Don't know if there has been a flag more red.

>>40936082
someone needs to edit the comic so the before and after shows that his arms are short in proportion to his body

>>40936082
These things always pretend that the girs wouldn't be all over a guy with the height of the uggo and the face of the king of manlets

>>40936313
You care too much, that's your problem
The guys with the no personality act like they don't care, which is attractive

>>40936327
kek. i have a woman friend that i've known since childhood that does this. i don't think she ever was in a relationship that lasted longer than a few months. and she always complains how hard is it to find a guy that's not an asshole lmao

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>tfw you missed the "genuine relationship" window and now you're not interested in any sort of relationship

Does anyone else know this feel? I basically feel like if your relationship didn't start 16-21/22 your relationship is bullshit. Why? Because the girl has probably had like 5-10 relationships up to that point, so the only reason she's even there is because the other ones didn't work out, she got dumped, cheated on, guys fucked her and moved on etc. She obviously slept around as well so now she's just kind of "used up" and she's not really worth the effort. Like she grew up into a certain person, had experiences with other people and now everything that she experiences with you, especially all the stuff she already experienced, doesn't even matter anymore.

I'm 25 and I've only been in one relationship my whole life, it lasted 6 months when I was 20. There was a period where I thought "it must be nice" but now I just feel really put off from dating women, putting in the effort, taking them out etc. Especially when you can get a 9/10 escort for £100 or go to a club and fuck some random girl.

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I want a tall gf. Someone who is my height (5'8") or taller, preferably 6ft

Tall women are better and less bitchy than some 5'1" bitch. Not to mention shorter women have a higher chance in producing more manlets.

>>40936374
General Rule:

Guys get better and better with the more dates they go on, girls get worse.

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>>40936082

I met a guy with a super hot body on Tinder. He is a big manlet, like 170cm/5'6. I am 185cm/6'5 and I really don't mind at all.

His body more than makes up for it. Just thinking about him gets me hard.

>>40936374
Why do you care so much? My good buddy has gotten a gf at 26 and she is beautiful and really pleasant. What doe sit matter how much she fucked around before you?

>>40936410
so you are you top or bottom in the relationship?

>>40936374
I know that feeling. My first and only gf lasted for about one and one half of a month. It was the best feeling in the world to me. I ended up getting cucked for my best friend (who is a lanky 6'3). Turns out my best friend was also a virgin like me and that was his first gf too. I saw as they continued to go out way longer than I did. After about a year they got married and have still been together years later. Like the beta I am I just watched it all happen, seeing them become the tropy highschool sweethearts and still love each other after highschool. Thank god I finally gotten over it though.

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>>40936413
it literally alters their dna

>>40936413
>What doe sit matter how much she fucked around before you?
Women with less sexual history are generally more stable, loving, caring partners, and it shows a certain type of character if a girl manages to keep her vagina in her pants.

Imagine you found out your mother fucked a different guy every week before you were born, wouldn't want that would you?

>>40936448
No way, this shit is bananas!

>>40936455
>talk with my mom one day
>some how got into a conversation about relationships
>says sex to her was like a handshake
>feel disgusted with her deep down

>>40936413

She's almost certainly lost the ability to successfully pairbond and create a lasting relationship.
She's fucking tainted goods at that point. It sounds ridiculous but it's fucking true.

I mean, she might not be, she might be one of the few but statistically she's gonna keep on with a string of shitty relationships until she hits the wall or they're gonna marry and she's not gonna be able to drop the habit and she's gonna take strange dick behind his back until they divorce.

It happens all the time; the majority of the time in fact.
Yeah your buddy might have met one of the few that will make him happy but if you're playing the numbers it is a very bad decision to try and settle down with a girl older than 20 at any age. Even that is pushing it in our promiscuous society.

Don't worry though, having a stable family and plenty of healthy kids is fucking lame let's just let the 3rd worlders outbreed us all into extinction no worries.

Fuck that's some autism for ya.

>>40936482
>Like a handshake

Uh oh, looks like I've fucked a lot of guys at work then....

(It sounded like a funny joke in my head)

>>40936484
>>40936455
Idk brehs, dont you think that sort of thing can be fixed by some sweet loving?

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>>40936484
>She's almost certainly lost the ability to successfully pairbond and create a lasting relationship.
this

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>>40936540
>dont you think that sort of thing can be fixed by some sweet loving?

>brain chemistry hormones and diminishing returns mean nothing to the power of a nice dicking

its true, girls cant tell height for shit. I'm just under 5'10 and, while I was wearing regular shoes with 1" heels, girls have called me tall and that they only like tall guys. If you are the average 5'4 girl, how can you tell the difference?

>>40936542
>>40936484
Tell us all more about your own relationship experiences guys.

>>40936557
>how can you tell the difference?
you compare guys between guys and you pick the best one out of those.
if you can't tell you ask your friends

>>40936540
no

>>40936557
I mean why do you think so many women make stupid height requirements like "has to be over 6'3 no exceptions".

Women have poor spacial awareness. Do you know what that means? That means she has a harder time discerning what someones height is just by looking at them whereas it comes to us men a lot easier.

And how many manlets love to lie about their hight?

>hmmm im 5'8 I mean might as well just say im 5'9, what is one more inch

>hmm im 5'10 i mean might a well just say i am 6 foot, its just a few inch difference they wont know

How often do you think that men and other manlets love to skew their height? Think about the kind of climate that creates for women. Remind you that women have poor special awareness so any manlet she sees on the street she will think they are 6 foot because of the countless other manlets would tell her they are that tall. So she thinks that when she sees and actual non manlet they must be taller than 6 foot. So she in turn starts to make retarded height requirements in her profiles because she cant tell the difference between someone who is 5'8 and someone who is 6'2 with out them outright telling them the truth

>>40936540

It would take a very dominant personality to keep her loyal and in line and maybe that's what will happen but chances are that dominant, confident personality belongs to a dude who has his pick of pretty much any 18 year old puss he wants and would never, ever look twice at a girl over 20 as anything more than a one night stand.

The older she gets the more beta the men she's going to end with are going to get and she's never going to get the right kind of firm loving that she needs to sort her shit the fuck out.

Basically it's not too late for her but it might as fucking well be.

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>tfw 5'4
every day i just want to end it all

>>40936593

They make daft height requirements like that because they often have a specific guy in mind who is that height and they're trying to get his attention. Someone made a pic about it but I don't have it.

>>40936570

I don't have relationships. My self-esteem until recently has been so low that I can only score when I'm drunk and only then with choice slags on a night out.
I do get to watch a lot of my friends' relationships unfold though and it's fuckin' easy to see what's gonna happen with most of them.

Without the haze that comes with actually being into a chick and being in a relationship with her all their sneaky bullshit is clear as day. Looking at their relationships from the outside is like having cheat codes.

Most of their girlfriends either outright loathe me because they know that I know what they're up to or they're extra extra nice in an attempt to get me onside so they can do their thing unaided.

A few of my friends have girlfriends that are actually just really decent girls and I envy them very much.

>>40936448
If this is true then why would a man commit when he can just fuck sluts and ensure his genes move on?

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>>40936082
>some butthurt 5'8er took the time to make this

>>40936224
But what if I was legit abusive... but hid all my cash in swiss bank accounts so on paper I'm a poorfag.

>telling your wife how much money you actually have
> not always preparing for a divorce.
You suck at life friend

>>40936683
That's how it was during the dawn of man. Dozens of men compete to fuck a female. That female would take any and all of the cocks from them to ensure that she gets pregnant. People love to forget that we are just as much of a species here as any other animal on this planet. It's just we love to make stupid rationalizations and create cognitive dissonance of our basic instincts.

>>40936719
Even if everything you own is hidden and not in your name, they can still force you to pay alimony so that she can 'keep living the lifestyle she's used to'.

Basically the only way to be safe is to live as if you're poor in which case money won't help you anyway.

>>40936258
>even teenage girls are bigger today
I'm 5'9" and this is true bro, don't know what happened with them

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>>40936082
Prince was a pussy slayer supreme

>>40936436
That's kind of pathetic but I'm happy about your friend

>>40936848
I am too. I remember how he would joke about if he did not get a gf this year that he would kill himself. I kinda felt like he was only half joking about that.

>>40936313
Or maybe you're the boring one

>>40936313
Or you are just fucking ugly and/or self-obsessed. Both are off putting as hell.

>Virgins talking about girls
How about you actually ASK a slayer?

I had something like 30 girls and 5 guys. The secret? Just fucking ask. You're cowards.

In b4 I'm super hot. Hahaha, nah, man. I'm the opposite of a slayer looks-wise. I'm short, fat and ugly. It doesn't matter. I was incel until 21, overcame my fears just ONCE and it's been smooth sailing from there.

Also,s ex is overrated, but you'll realize that yourself after a while.

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>>40937003
>Just fucking ask
>just be yourself man

I am sorry but it does not work that way. People who are naturally attractive and are actually confident get more than uglies and spergs. It's simple fact

>Virgins talking about girls
How about you actually ASK a slayer?

I had something like 30 girls and 5 guys. The secret? Just fucking ask. You're cowards.

In b4 I'm super hot. Hahaha, nah, man. I'm the opposite of a slayer looks-wise. I'm short (6 feet in Germany is basically dwarf tier), fat (40% bf because Hashimoto's I was always too lazy to fix) and ugly (FFS, my own mother says I'm fuck-ugly) with disgusting habits (pretty much a slob most of the time, also lazy, yeah, I enjoy my hypothyroidism, tyvm).

And you know what? It fucking doesn't matter. I was incel until 21, overcame my fears just ONCE and it's been smooth sailing from there. You wanna know how I slayed my first girl? She was doing Kung Fu, I was doing Karate, and I said Karate > Kung Fu. We met up for a fight, she had big tits and I told her to jump up and down a bit,w e got horny, BAM.

And you know what? I failed here, too. I couldn't get hard because nerves, so I ju8st ate her out until I got half chub and fucked her. We were together for a few years after that.

Also, sex is overrated, but you'll realize that yourself after a while.

You're all children who overthink your shit and are afraid for no reason. Btw, I'm old and fat and can't get it up 100% anymore now, but whatevs. Could still slay if I wasn't so fucking tired all the time, still have to deny some women/girls nowadays.

>>40937003
>just ask
do you come up to people and ask them to fuck?

>>40937038
>I am sorry but it does not work that way. People who are naturally attractive and are actually confident get more than uglies and spergs. It's simple fact
see
>>40937052

You're full of shit.

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>>40937003
>I had something like 30 girls and 5 guys.

>>40937003
5'7" average white dude... before I got married, I had no big problem with getting laid... just get out there and meet people... fuck! all you got to do now is just get on a dating/pickup website and you can hit on 100 women a day! Even someone uglier than a warthog is going to get lucky sooner or later.

>>40937061
Yes, that is LITERALLY HOW IT WORKS: Okay, some come to me and ask to fuck. For whatever reason, as I said, i'm not really a catch, but hey.

YOU ARE OVERTHINKING THIS.

>>40936133
desu it's face for me, personality, then height, then money.

>>40937038
>always wears black coats

I feel like if you're an adult professional you probably should only be wearing black or deep navy colored coats... or grey... and they should probably be wool

Why the fuck would I wear a bright yellow polyester coat?

>>40936225
I'm 5ft11 and everyone keeps telling me I must be taller, guys who are shorter than me keep saying they are 5ft11 or 10.

And guys who say they are 6ft are they same height or shorter.

Why does everyone lie about their height.

>>40937081
The sin of being a young horny guy. I'm just saying it works for both genders.

>>40937086
Post a pic of yourself then
You're either in denial about your looks,or the most charismatic fucker on the planet, or I don't know what, because when I was younger I did exactly that, got rejected 100% of the time.

>>40936404
Why am I laughing so hard

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>tfw 6'3

>>40937097
Every guy has been young and horny.

You're just gay you big dumb faggot.

>>40937109
>posting your pic on 4chan
I look like a fat dude with curly blond hair and the typical hypothyroid frog-face.

>most charismatic
You must be kidding, man. I can't even get my flatmates to wash the dishes once in a while.

>>40937110
was it funny? I didn't really know how to end it

>>40937125
And you're a scaredy-cat who can't even get a girl. Great.

>>40937127
Well then like I said, there's something at play here, because there are tons of guys who 'just ask', and it doesn't work like it does for you.

>>40937146
>imblying

>>40936209
That's bullshit. I not amazing by any means but I've had plenty of girls come up to me at bars and clubs saying I'm really attractive and hit on me and I'm not great at small talk but still end up hooking up with them. If they're not good at getting me to talk I just get them dancing to avoid it and then just make out with them and let it go from there.

>>40937154
>because there are tons of guys who 'just ask'
Nah. Everyone is too afraid nowadays.

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>>40936082
I fixed that stupid propaganda that you posted retard.

>>40937172
Fucking kek

>>40937167
Maybe here on /fit/ because we're all nerds, but go to any bar or house party, tons of guys just come up to girls 'hey you're hot blah blah blah let's go to my place'

>>40936082
> 5'6 manlet (168 cm for real world measurement)
> attractive as fuck
> getting fit
> girls literally check me out
> most girls I meet are still shorter than me
> but still close enough to make kissing comfortable
you guys just love being depressed right?

>>40936801
Because girls stop growing at like 15 faggot.

>>40937198
>Maybe here on /fit/ because we're all nerds, but go to any bar or house party, tons of guys just come up to girls 'hey you're hot blah blah blah let's go to my place'
I've been to enough raves and parties to know that's absolute horse-shit. At least here in Germany.

>>40936448
>>40936746
wow this shit is crazy....
but in any case I just think it makes the whole more sense to be a slut and to fuck around the more you can... both for men and women
> Dozens of men compete to fuck a female. That female would take any and all of the cocks from them to ensure that she gets pregnant.
Idk but this makes my dick go crazy

>>40937227
Maybe it's a culture thing then.

I lived in three different and distinct countries, and it doesn't work. Hell, in two of them it's basically the default strategy for most guys, and 99% of the time they get told to fuck off or just ignored.

Maybe I should visit Germany.

>>40937205

/fit/'s biggest problem is that they have fucked up personality, and that's the one thing they desperately want to avoid fixing. So they look for any excuse ( ugly, manlet, lanklet ) to why they can't get girls that does not involve just admitting that they need some fucking therapy.

>>40936225
This. I'm 5'8 but have a good frame. Small waist. My mates bird told me the other day when height came up "you must be like what 5'11?"

Top kek. Good posture and frame can make you loook a lot taller than you are

>>40937280
Yeah, I mean just look at all the "i'm too ugly to get laid, muh maxila, muh hairline" faggots. most of them are, in reality, average or above average looks.

>>40936666
At least you got quads to show for it

>>40936448
This isn't true, by the way

t. Neurosurgeon

>>40936307
>in most european countries women are like 5'7 and above with average being around 5'8
No actually. It's mainly like 5'4-5'7 in Europe with 5'5 and 5'6 being the most common averages

>>40937326
Truth. I've seen plenty of photos of /fit/ and usually they're around average. Usually could look even better with different hairstyle/facial hair/weight/FUCKING SMILE.

>>40937172
>>40937280
lol, but in all seriousness, going in a invasive operation like height enhancement can't be a bigger red flag of mind problems
you will literally always have that "cheat" on your consciousness and it will surely not help your self-esteem

>>40937260
I think its a culture thing too, definitely I'd never been able to just ask up a person to fuck,
my country is Brazil and against what everyone assumes, its pretty conservative that way
even though I had plenty of one night stands

>>40937003
Shagging 30 girls doesn't make you a slayer. I've done 90-100 and I'm 24 and don't consider myself a particularly massive hit with the ladies or amazingly good looking

>>40937280
Smashed it.

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Literally august 16, 2011.

>>40936484
>thinks stable families are the reason 3rd worlders are outbreeding you out of existence
lmao no mate they're the problem. The vast majority of Western women don't want more than 2 children; doesnt matter if your relationship started when you were 20 or 30, it's a demographic shift in fertility rates. Stable families are the problem.

>>40937347
not where i'm from. i'm 5'9 and almost all women are see are the same height or slightly shorter which would make them 5'8. quite a few are even taller.

>>40936801
i have no idea what's going on but seeing a 13 yo girl being 5'8 is scary as hell

>>40936404
I don't get it.

>>40937430
They were left without an option, so they went with the taller manlet? I don't know, didn't know how to end it.

>>40936374
>>40936397
>>40936484
>all these lonely fags making up excuses for giving up on looking for a girl and being pussies
lmao.

>>40937421
Where you from bruh? Norway?

>>40936168
if you have plenty money you don't even need to try to show how much do you make, i make 85k a year, but i have some cool shit i've got from my fathers heritage, i've got an Audi A8, a rolex, a fucking big penthouse in front of the beach, a boat, so i go to clubs on my car, with my shiny golden rolex and suddenly all i've gotta do is ask the bitches to come to the VIP area with me, chug a shot of tequila and i scored, take her to my penthouse and fuck her ass untill she asks me to fuck her pussy because she is already sore

>>40937394
>Stable families are the problem.
That's factually wrong. The problem isn't really stable families. It's the birth control they were put on since they first started ovulating as little girls and outright denigration of family and motherhood and basic femininity.

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>>40937336
ty for posting that have a rare wojak for my closure

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>>40936327
>Wanting a guy that explicitly mentions he dates girls based on looks.

D-don't know if there has been a flag more red.

>>40936082
Newsflash: height is not a cure for ugliness

>>40937280
>loose skin
> stretch marks
> ex fatass , suffered from bullying in highschool
how can i fix this shitty personality my youngself developed

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>>40936082
Faggots still obsessing over height..

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>>40937465
Yeah lmao fuck those people for wanting any sort of meaningful realtionship, fucking virgins am i rite?

>>40937280
Guys' personalities mainly get fucked up from the negative feedback loop of being bullied and treated like shit for being wierd and ugly

>Nervous around girls
>Girls treat you like shit
>Get even more nervous around girls

>>40937801
>Had acne in high school
>Bullied for 4 years for it
>Acne goes away
>Look better am a 6/10
>Still feel like crap and a 1/10

Can confirm. All this messes up your self image. Just need to meditate and focus on goals and systems. We're all gonna make it.

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>trying to understand woman

>>40937801
Which brings us back to "need therapy".

>>40937280
this is 100% true. People post their selfies on here, and then they give PLENTY of excuses for why girls don't date them. Which always insinuates that it's always the girls fault that they have no gf.

newsflash, you probably have a shit personality.

>>40937898
Same, I was physically abused by girls because I had acne at school

That fucks up your self-image pretty good

Whats with /fit/s obsession with height

>>40936410
>185cm/6'5
did you a third guy in there or?

>>40936082
guys, please, can someone post the thing where there is a lanklet in a restaurant, and sees a manlet and tries to tell the officer too arrest the manlet and then the lanklet get arrested..
please, someone have to post it!! i need int for my meme collection

>>40937914
Except they're not that hard to figure out, are you really that much of a loser?

>>40936082
>at beer garden
>menu is on wall on the side of the bar where you order
>waiting in closely packed line
>am 6'2 aryan mustardrace
>5'6-7 bro behind me
>says, "i wish i could read the beers. It sucks being the short guy"
>i ask him what beers he likes and give him some options
>secretly want to lift him onto my shoulders (no homo)

Honestly, his tone of voice when he talked about being the short guy made me a bit sad. I'm such a softy :L

>>40937935
Finding a right doctor is a bitch tough, the 1st one i went to was a woman who couldn't comprehend when i told her that i'm not confident after having to go bald in higschool due to hair falling out. I told her how girls used to make fun of me and guys would call "hey baldie!" hoping that i'd turn. She was like
>well why did that affect you? Is this a reason why you're not trying with women anymore :O?

>>40937898
>>40937801
>>40938027
I was bullied because I was always small and skinny, even smaller than the girls

Then I grew taller but I was still skinny as a stick

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>>40938069
I ship it

>>40938074
She sounds like a complete moron. How did she even get a medical degree?

>>40937112
>jewish homer
holy fuck i kekd

>>40938102
Whenever I've mentioned that I have social anxiety to a doctor they pretty much just ignore it

I literally can't even make a facebook account because of the anxiety

>>40937485
Me too, I make over 100k as a wendy's chef and inherited my dads range rover and his breitling and rolex watches I just walk into the club and unzip my pants and women line up to suck my dick its great.

>>40937914
Seriously who makes these and how insecure is he?

>>40936410
>I am 185cm/6'5

>>40938102
getting any kind of degree today doesn't take much effort

>>40937280
This 100% If you aren't a manlet you are a lanklet, or a taintlet or a necklet, or a chinlet, or a brainlet, or what ever. It's like /fit/ is looking for something to be insecure about.

>>40938137
That term's been watered down by dumb tumblrinas who think they have social anxiety because they get nervous once in a while

>>40938102
I think it was her being a woman, they tend to not understand male struggles. But i think part of it was her being a moron.
>well ok you have no confidence after being made fun of for being bald at an early age
>still i think you being bald in your early 20s has nothing to do with your lack of confidence, i think you're using your bald head as an escape mechanizm!
After that i thanked her and told her i'm not interested in therapy.
She told me im not trying becasue im just scared and not becasue im bald, which fucking pissed me off, i almost got heart attack trying but one girl litteraly said that i look like her father. Im not trying becasue i fucking know it's pointless when i look like that not becasue im scared, i'm 21, i want to have my 1st fucking relationship, seriously, i just want to cuddle somebody at night and finally have sex,

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Having hair > Anything else by far

I'm off brehs.

Too poor for a hair transplant.

>>40936082
When I noticed 3 manlet regulars at my gym that hit on every single girl thats a decent looking regular and they actually respond well to them even though they mostly have to look down to talk to these manlets. they aren't bad looking but none are model tier and all have a nice build, I thought women would be repulsed 5' 6-7" guys were talking to them, but they actually laugh at their jokes and don't hurry away. I'll give those manlets credit they have some balls for approaching all the women at my gym I'm jelly.

>>40937465

Learn to read gayboy. I didn't say I was giving up on finding a girl. I said don't fucking bother with a girl who is already 26 god damn years old.
I fully intend to find and wife a girl 20 or younger.

>>40938168
Scared of what? Jesus Christ.

I hope you find a good therapist that can actually help

>>40936225
I swear to god women are a fucking meme

>>40938168
had similar experience with women when i had to see someone for depression. she literally told me it's all in my head. well yeah no fucking shit. requested another one and got an amazing guy

women are useless at everything they do

>>40936821
Because he was a celebrity.

>>40938168
I think you know that being bald is a setback but it's not the end, I know guys who shave their heads just because they think it looks cool having a beard and shaved head

So it's not an escape mechanism, it's a personal obstacle you have to challenge yourself to overcome

>>40938102
Because she's a woman? I've literally met a pre-med major with a 3.8 gpa who couldnt understand the difference between divergent and convergent evolution

>>40938295
>I know guys who shave their heads just because they think it looks cool having a beard and shaved head
They think that becasue they can grow their hair back if they'll change their mind, i'd love to see them when bald + beard is the only thing they can look semi normal in.

>>40938074
>>40938168
>She told me im not trying becasue im just scared and not becasue im bald, which fucking pissed me off
seems like she was spot on to be honest, aren't you just scared and using your baldness as excuse?
seriously, you're only 21, it takes age but soon we see that none of this fucking matters
so just fucking costanza it up and go for
or... drown in your fear and go to /fit/ and /adv/ to circle jerk

When I realized my 5'6" coworker pulls exponentially more pussy than I ever could

>>40937370
Lmao you my friend are a liar

>>40936237
And of course the most obvious and correct answer goes completely unnoticed.

Status is everything. Your place in a given dominance hierarchy determines how much attention you get from women and your success in finding an ideal mate. Being physically attractive is usually a side-effect of being the top male in a given group.

>>40938337
So they can change their minds, does that mean it can't look good?

Everyone wants what they can't have.

>>40936168
Being 26 with a diploma, job, apartment and a car is great. Just having that impresses every girl age 18-23

>>40938036
Manlet detected

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>>40938056

>>40938355
Nigger i've tried 3 fucking times with 3 different games and it was ALL the same
>you look too old
>you look like my dad
>sorry but i don't like bald guys
Nigger im not afraid of anything IM FUCKING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THING WHY WOULD I EVEN TRY ANYMORE WHEN I KNOW HOW IT'S GONNA END?! FUCK YOU, FUCK ANY BODY WHO NEVER HAD TO EXPERINECE BEING BALD SAYING SHIT LIKE THIS
>oh you're just scared!
>try!
>it's all in your head!
FUCK ALL OF YOU! SERIOSULY JUST FUCK YOU

>tfw 5'7" and 6"x5'
I'm so fucking insecure, need to stop worrying somehow. It eats at me

>>40938382
And if you completely ignore the dominance hierarchy due to Assburgers? Die a virgin?

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>>40936193

>>40938467
Find a female aspie

They're rare but they exist

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>>40938426

>>40938426
I feel you, I truly do. Its massive coping on the deniers part, to them the world needs to be just somehow. Well, it isnt.
I wish you well anon

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>>40936082
Not when I'm fucking 5'5" - when will the suffering end, brehs?

>>40936305
Are you me?

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>>40938426
>SERIOSULY

>>40937172
>>40936082
>Being this insecure about your height

baka...

>>40937914
Why is she sucking Ben stillers dick lol?

>>40936410
5'6/168cm 6'5/195cm

>>40936753
This marriage thing sounds more and more like something I don't want in on

>>40937205
Same

>>40939089
it's been ruined by kryptokikes like reagan

Height matters; it matters a whole lot.

You don't have to be the tallest, but if you're not within 2 inches of the tallest member of your group, at a glance, you stand out as a weak little bitch regardless of any other factors. Pussies will not get wet for you when seen among actually tall men.

If you're under 6'0, you're pretty much fucked. To women, the difference between 6'0 and 6'3 is negligible compared to the difference between 5'9 and 6'0. What matters is whether or not you're above their eye level; and you're absolutely fucked if you're below it.

It comes down to the instinctively submissive role women play during sex. You need to appear physically dominant over her before she'll even begin to think about fucking you, this means having a head of height, at the least. If she any amount of height on you, you're immediately written off as a little bitch.

Now enters the money meme. This isn't to say that money won't get you pussy; it's a meme because money won't make her attracted to you on that deep, submissive level. She'll still fuck you, but she's thinking about your wallet and a few of her ex boyfriends and not about you.

>>40939225
Go away you insecure object

>>40939245
>you're too insecure
>now go away and don't ever talk about things that make me uncomfortable

kek

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>>40939245
>Being this in denial

This is what virginity looks like
(show me what virginity looks like) x 8

>>40939266
It doesn't make me uncomfortable I just don't see the point in all of this negativity lol, be nice to each other for once you absolute faggots

>>40936753
Glad someone that has never been married nor been through a divorce is giving such adamant advice

>>40939320
no suck a dick and kill yourself.

>>40939320
Being 100% honest is the nicest thing any of us could do for anyone here. Lying to people so they don't feel bad, and giving the a warped view of reality is cruel.

You retarded faggot.

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>>40939320
Niceness is for fat people

>>40938423
I'm in stitches...

>>40939316
>Calling people virgins to hide the fact that anon himself is a virgin

Must be a good life that you're living

>>40939245
Manlet detected

>>40936082
>6'2"
Lol every girl I've fucked talks about my height, and always finds an excuse to bring it up ("You're so tall!" "I'm so smol compared to you!!").

Manlets can call me a dyel lanklet but they will NEVER know this joy.

>>40937485
>>40938143
My mom is George Soros and my dad is every Rothschild combined and when my Illuminati UFO pulls up at the club and the bitches see the Antikythera Mechanism strapped to my wrist, you better believe they join my sex harem.

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>manlets still trying to cope

WHEN WILL THEY LEARN DONNY?

>>40936235
This. Every time. This is why I'm "only six feet tall" when someone asks.

>oh my god it's huge how big is it
>8 inches
>no way it's only 8 inches it's gotta be at least a foot oh my god


Dicklets, when will they learn?

>>40936237
Perfect example is being small scale weed dealer.
You might have fake friends because people hang around you for freebies, but you slay pussy every weekend since you enjoy high status among your shitty community

>>40938074
>>40937935
>>40938102
>>40938137

all therapists are fucking morons and will not help you at all. they will ask you the stupidest shit just so they can collect their wages from retards with mental problems (normally do not like confrontation)

all of you should call out these therpaists for charging absurds amounts of money for absolute shit help when people are trying to get serious mental help

>>40938426
I'll prove to you your baldness doesn't make it impossible with one question.
Whats the highest amount of weight you can lift on any one exercise.

>>40939489
Also laughed my ass off when you implied you have only been rejected three times. That's nothing. You could be a 9/10 and still be rejected way more.

>>40939489
How's the amount i can lift related to my baldness? Are you trying to act like one of those retard "you can do it" coaches?

>>40939619
No I'm proving that being bald doesn't end your chances. You probably are lacking in other ways so deal with it like a man. I'm assuming you're weak since you didn't post it so work on that.

At the end of the day I don't even want you to get laid so I'm not a "coach". Why would I want more competition lmao.

>>40936753
You really don't understand this thing at all.

>>40939642
>so deal with it like a man
Fuck off hairlet you've got no fucking idea how bad being bald is, shave your head, fucking do it and try to go on like this for a month i dare you, you'd change your mind.

Are you a sadomasochist? No? Not a psychopath or a sociopath? You don't stand a chance then.

All you need is a big dick and a little S&M in you. It's the key to any good woman's heart. (Preferably Masochism if you're a guy, and sadism if you're a woman).

>>40936448
wouldnt this also make your sons more masculine? look at the black community, the women are far more promiscuous and have way more abortions, and black men arent pussy bitch boys like what you see with white upper class religious families who are all about this purity shit. i think purity makes you a fag

>>40939729
Lower classes are always savages and upper classes are always pussies

Upper class black kids are just as cucked as anybody else

In my experience the Manlet meme is very real. 6'3 king of Manlets here and my wife straight up told me when we started dating that she would never date any little 5'10 loser. Keep in mind she's 4'11 and 5'10 is almost a whole foot taller than her. Women don't care about how tall you are relative to them, they care about how tall you are period. It's like a status symbol.

>>40939894
>6'3 king of Manlets
So glad I hit 6'6

>>40938423
thanks so much anon, i saved it right away

>>40939991
Lucky motherfuxker, 6'3 Manlet king here shits rough being right on the cusp of manlethood

>>40937603
but hes just ugly too..

>>40938467
"Ignoring" the dominance hierarchy means you're at the very bottom of it. Every group has dominance, it's not a hostile or negative thing. It's just how things need to get done. Without it, there would just be chaos and people being alone.

If you're in a club, the founder is the most dominant man there.
Your boss has dominance over you and your team.
If your friends tend to listen to you when you suggest to do things, you probably have dominance over them to some degree.
A sergeant has dominance over a corporal
Et cetera ad infinitum.

If people listen and do the things you say, you have dominance. And it comes from many things like respect, expertise, charisma, confidence. Women want a man who has some kind of dominance in some area of his life, no matter how small.

>>40937914
>autism

>>40939316
you do realize those bitches are only saying that for an ego trip, right? They're not good enough for him and he wouldn't want them anyway.

>>40936082

Jesus Christ I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

What's the sauce on that comic?

>>40938633
Kendrick Lamar is 5'5"
Just become an actual rap god and you too can pound thicc booty

>>40938195
shave it bald you hage
make it shine like glorious future

>>40940575
You think an average white boi off the street can spit fire lines without witnessing the struggle of the brothers on the street?
Ha, didn't think so... Kid.

>>40936307
>>40937347
yeah where is he from, Zimbabwe?

>>40937370
>>40938362
nah he's just proud of his syphilis

>>40938549
but a female aspie will likely be equally undesirable as me

>>40939225
pin her down at the elbows, her height drops to zero feet

I never realized it because I am a 5'7" incel

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>>40937095
The only acceptable black coat, only during winter, and only if you can fill it out

>>40940600
Nigger, that being said there are blacks on the interwebz except for twitter and worldstar hip hop.

>>40936141
>>40936193
>not being her own personal trainer

>>40939672
deal with it like a man. you became bald. big deal, pussy

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>>40937753
kek

>>40941069
Eat a dick faggot you sound just like
>just bee urself

>>40937280
this is true, but it does't make being a manlet ok. you don't life, go to the gym, you're an autist, talk more and learn to not care, you're a manlet, you gotta fix that too. it's a personal defect and can only be corrected through roiding to overcompensate like >>40937205
or expensive, risky surgery.

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>>40941094

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>>40936082
manlet may just be a meme to us, but women take it VERY seriously

>>40936404

Kek

>>40939372

Classic

10/10

>>40936082
K E K
E
K

>>40941144
They're idiots.

>>40940407
Keep telling yourself that, you know their pussies dried up the instant they saw that ridiculous shit.

He's attractive because he's presumably tall and he looks like that.

>>40937485
I do this too, that's why I'm on 4chan I'm so fucking rich and alpha I come here to talk with other alphas such as myself

>>40936082
im fucking dying m8, somebody actually spent time making this shit lol, im 5'9 and i have no insecurities

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>>40936448
>your
Already shit and one study does not confirm this.

having a nice face and sense of humor/personality will get you further than hight if hight is all you have.

I see tall men and i dont automatically think 'holy shit im so attracted to him'

One of my husbands friends is way taller but is hugely fat and has a cromagnum forhead that gives him the look of a white gorilla.

>>40936168
That's because guys with money usually go to higher tier clubs where poor men aren't let in, but hot girls, regardless of social status, are.

>>40937393
Success doesn't always equal talent.

Eminem is a terrible rapper and if you really think that he is good then damn lol you have shit taste in music

>>40936168
lmao if you actually went clubbing, you would know that it's obvious which men have money

Of course there are people which are discrete with money, but still, goldiggers don't need to ask

>>40936266
desu the original pic with comments mentions how this guy was orbiting all the chicks in the group
Women are assholes, but at least they try to have a reason for it, even if said reason is bullshit.

>>40938895
You wouldn't suck Ben Stillers' dick?

>>40936448
>talking about reproducing
>blames the gays

What.

>>40943353
>rating in the lowest category of music
Pleb

>>40938426
>Nigger i've tried 3 fucking times with 3 different games and it was ALL the same
>tried 3 fucking times
>with 3 different games
>3
you fucking serious, you think that amounts to anything? I get turned off like that daily and I don't whine my ass off in /adv/ because of that
>3 different games
and what the fuck do you even mean by that? what the hell do you think "game" is?
a shitty pickup line?
grow up or fucking end yourself....

>>40939316
>he still will fuck way too many hot women in his life
>you're still a virgin
how does it feel?

>>40940270

I'm always the dominant one in my groups but I'm too introspective and purposefully spent a lot of time trying to tone it down to the point where I feel bad for dominating people. How the fuck do I get my spark back so that I can be myself and not feel shitty about it?

>>40938426
>3 times
>3
>three

kek
I know, women are shit. Feminism has literally ruined a whole generation of women by giving them control of the young sexual market, making them narcissists with extremely high standards.
You're a baldie, who fucking cares? Women who you shouldn't want to date, that's who. I'm 21 too, and all my friends, or at least over 90% of them are going bald. They still slay pussy. And that's because they try, and try and try, to the point that they no longer give a fuck if they are rejected.
Now here's where feminism comes to play. Women are natural whores. Their power for sexual pleasure is infinetely bigger than males. If you sometimes are horny, imagine how someone who can get multiple orgasms in a minute can get to feel. All religions have a small, albeit corrupted, truth. And you could see how old men realized how dangerous women's promiscuity can be.
Well, back to feminism. Women ultimatedly will try to fuck everyone in their social circles, or at least most of the men they consider "in their league". This is not only a pleasurable move, but a power move. Feminism has destroyed all sense of worth for women by telling them that they should be men with vaginas.
In the end what happens? Women literally burn themselves by fucking every male they can and ultimatedly, they are seen and they see themselves as worthless sex objects. Single women past their 27 years old will literally throw themselves to any male who isn't a total fuckup. Thank you feminism.

TL;DR If you really want a qt to cuddle, you will have to search for a long time and be faced with harsh truths about them. Alternatively, you could enter the worthless sex game and wait till you're 30 to have an used up whore as your partner.

>>40938155
>taintlet
taintlet reporting in

/fit/ is so fucking toxic these days

nothing healthy can come out of browsing this place.

for real

>>40936448
I hope all of you realize you can just google telegony and read about how it's bullshit and doesn't happen in humans.

>>40943353
>I'm a contrarian and am embarrassed I liked Eminem in middle school

Post your favorite rappers then

>>40938393
This.

I have a Sociology degree I achieved with mediocre grades, but I managed to get a data analysis job to pay for my loft, and I traded in the shitty van my parents helped me buy for an old Lexus that looks okay at first glance.

Everyone I meet thinks I'm successful as shit, I haven't even been employed for a year yet, but I'd estimate my annual earnings around 45k after taxes. Not that fucking impressive, but it's good enough. Doesn't really take a lot. I'm convinced that a person has to quite literally be mentally or emotionally fucked up in some way to not have a reasonably fulfilling and easy life.

Even when I was making minimum wage with a part-time job I used to pay my way through college things seemed pretty easy. Just had to share an apartment with one of my friends who took the edge off of my half of the rent as long as I cooked. Better believe I buy that guy a lot of drinks nowadays.

Developing a social network which includes friends you can rely on for support is something that's really critical.

>>40937292
Exactly.

You know how they say great figures look a lot larger than life, as well as people you have respect for? People aren't evaluating tallness, they're evaluating how much they respect you, which influences how tall they assume you are because that's not a rational or immediate observation.

I'm 5'11, my brother is 5'9.

When I went to his boot camp graduation a few months ago, I swear to god I thought he somehow became taller than me for a good half an hour until the buzz from seeing him in uniform started to wear off.

That's an anecdote, but a lot of the time charisma and respect really does make up for stature. What manlets think they lack in physical stature, they really lack in social stature most of the time.

>>40943141
>hight
Brainlet detected.

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>>40944142
>Sociology degree with mediocre grades
Oh man I knew guys like us would be on fit

>>40940740
faggot detected

>>40945432
what a fucking nightmare

>>40936082

It's not

>Guy at work 6'5
>He's a tall pretty average looking lanklet
>Girls smile and stare at him
>When he talks to them he folds his arms and looks down on them intently
>Their panties start soaking up instantly

I'm 6' pretty buff and pretty decent looking yet I cant get girls to gush like that. I truly mire his skills.

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>>40945538

>>40945575
wow I can't believe anyone dicks these freaks

>>40945668
That's the problem. Some people will dick literally anything. Impulse control in large parts of our society is treated as a vice rather than a virtue.

>>40937038
slow walking ethnic detected

>>40936305
Post legs

>>40937485
>Rolex
Are you sure this is a real story? Either is fake, or you grew up poor in a black/Eastern European neighborhood

>>40937800
Lmao this post proves my post exactly.
>boohoo if I don't get a 20yr old girl then I shouldn't get a girl at all
>waaah it's literally not possible to have a meaningful relationship with a girl my age
>>40938208
>he thinks that 20yr old girls nowadays haven't already been in multiple failed relationships and haven't had multiple sexual partners
lmao girls start at 16 now, buddy.

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>>40937603
Why do manlets always wear vests? The only people I ever saw wearing vests were manlets who were Chinese, Filipino, and Mexicans (Mexican manlets are even smaller than regular manlets)

>>40943820
/fit/ really went to shit after Elliot Rogers an heroed, puahate.com closed and all the weird insecure fuckers who inhabited that site migrated to 4chan and brought their toxic attitudes with them

>>40943353

I hate rap and cant stand it but from what I heard of him the man can rap and better then any black rapper I heard.

>>40943353
>Eminem is a terrible rapper

Kek, even whitey hating black rappers still agree that he's one of the best rappers to have ever lived

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>>40937753
best ITT

>>40946139

I know dude I just like to keep that to myself because telling people you are aiming to snag a perky 16 year old for wife purposes is a way to quickly get yourself branded a pedo.

Even at 16 there's every chance she's taken a few dudes all the way. Your odds are much better though.

>>40937753
lmao

>>40936313
The guy with a "plank personality" has probably more personality than you. Famalam, stop projecting, personality is really what counts. If you don't believe it, better stock up on tissue papers and lotions.

>>40936374
>>40946233

A girl I went to high school just got married, she's 21, her husband is 38 and they've been together since she was 15(probably even longer but obviously they wouldn't admit it publically) the idea that you can't marry a teenage virgin girl unless you're also a teenage boy is total bullshit invented by feminist roasties

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>>40936082
Never believed it for one second although its a funny meme that get circulated around here.

My cousin is 5'4 maybe even 5'5 and dude has always been drowning in pussy since 13years old. How? Dude is charismatic as fuck and his mindset is unbelievable and ontop of having social skills he has hobbies that girls also like. He is a dancer(mainly bboy and hip hop) and has won many competitions as captain of his teams and has even coached. While being tall gives you the advantage it barely means shit.

desu no homo but most of the tall guys are usually 6-7/10 average most of the ones that stand out are the 10% niche, at least for here in southern california. Most good looking people hover around the 5'7-5'10.

>Manlet is a mindset as well as chad.

>>40936082
It's not though. It's really funny watching all the manlets flex when they walk by me. Like I don't even care about you, shorty.

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>>40945432
Ask her for a pic of her prolapsed anus and then say "nvm found it", sending pic related

>>40946267
>>40946233
It is very unlikely that anyone older than 20 will snag a 16yr old because a) it is now considered a bit of a taboo so most girls that young won't be down. b) girls that young are almost always mentally and emotionally unprepared for a long term relationship. That's why limiting yourself to girls that young is essentially dooming yourself to never having a relationship when you could have an equally satisfying relationship with a girl closer to your age.
>>40946267
Cases like these are now very rare in Western society

>>40946272
Manlet here, I only do this in the theater lobby. Some of the lanklets get visibly uncomfortable, which is when I flex my glutes to let them know that they'll be sitting with me. I hand them a box of crablegs and an empty 64 oz cup while looking them in their nonexistent biceps. I then walk them over to the butter station and tell them that they need to eat big to get big. "You have to fill the whole cup otherwise you're never going to get big biceps", I say as I direct his palm to the butter pump. After five minutes of slow controlled pumping, he is visibly breaking a sweat. This is when I pull another empty cup out from behind and hand it to him. "you gotta eat big to get big." "See that guy over there," as I point to the rotund gentleman of short stature who has filled his popcorn buckets with butter in a peppy three minutes using both pumps, "That can be you but only if you start pumping butter." After the second cup is filled, I slap his now sweaty ass in the direction of the usher. This is how I get past the no singles policy. Both stubs in my hand, he follows me to the top row. As the lights dim, I whisper into his ear, "You did a good job pumping out there. Take your pants off." I squeeze his wrist to let him know that it's okay. As he gets up to remove his pants, I tug his underwear down. I reassure him that it's okay with a gentle pinch. I grab a crab leg, dip it the warm butter cup, and push it against his muscular ring. Clearly shaken, he turns to me, and I say softly "This protects the protein. You want to maximize your gains, right?" He nods in approval as I massage the slippery meat out of the hard shell into his most delicate areas. With my right hand, I grab another from the box submerging my whole hand, crab leg and all, into the vessel of golden fluid, and only now has the realization of his gains hit him.

>>40937336
>Neurosurgeon
>on /fit
Kek, prove it faggot

>>40946372
>It is very unlikely that anyone older than 20 will snag a 16yr old because a) it is now considered a bit of a taboo so most girls that young won't be down

Clearly you don't know many teenage girls IRL if you don't realise that most of them prefer older men to boys their own age

>>40943675
*tips

>>40936482
Jesus, that sucks anon, I'm legitimately very thankful that my mother was an antisocial virgin before she started dating my father

>>40945432
>raising other men's offspring
how beta can you get

>>40946477
Majority of girls that date older guys are massive sluts with daddy problems. It's always cuck guys who put up with open relationships.

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>>40939482
I started going to therapy (college counseling services) after I realized that I was fucked in that head and that while I'm no 10/10, I'm good looking enough to get a girlfriend, and that my personality was the problem.

3 sessions in, I feel like it's not helping at all. My therapist is a woman in her 50's and I feel like she just literally can't comprehend my situation. Sometimes I feel like only a therapist who was a guy who got over struggling with women could help me...

>>40946524
It depends on why the fathers out of the picture and if she'll have your kids too. If she's a widow and willing to have more kids there is no reason to shit on her.

>>40946537
All women have daddy issues anon, some are just worse than others, on the other hand all the older guy/young girl relationships I've seen IRL featured alpha men that definitely wouldn't have tolerated their gf/wife being in an open relationship, not to mention older men are (obviously) more mature than younger men and thus are usually more experienced at dealing with women and are less likely to fall for their bullshit manipulation and drama

>>40946477
>Clearly you don't know many teenage girls IRL if you don't realise that most of them prefer older men to boys their own age
lmao. One of my female friends got with an "older guy" (he's 27 and she's 19) and all her friends take the piss out of her for it. She's also a massive slut. Nice girl but still. I think you're the one who doesn't know many teenage girls, I bet you're trying though.

>>40946538
Tbqh anon 99% of the reason for the popularity of the "PUA" scene is that most of the "gurus" are guys who got over struggling with women and are thus far better equipped to help other men than most therapists

>>40946538
Ok heres a few tips for you
1. The chances of you meeting a girl just out in the blue is actually very rare, most people meet their significant other through friend groups then its through professional dating sites.
2. If you are feeling depressed and hopeless, this can be caused by not being able to recall the last time that you had a good time. So go on a short road trip with a friend, go to a concert, a festival, parachuting anything that will give you some memories that will last a lifetime.
3. I had a friend whose extremely awkward and a little socially autistic he got a cute gf. How did he do this? His therapist suggest he go to contra dancing.
Sign up to free shit on meetup especially to stuff like contra dancing, salsa dancing etc. They want to make sure people have a good time so they always pair people up. It'll be nerve racking at first but you'll get over it after going a few times.

>>40946580
Protip: they give her shit about her older boyfriend because they're jealous, there's literally no other reason why anyone would care about an age difference as small as 8 years, even my parents have a bigger age difference than that

>>40946572
This isn't even remotely true, it's like saying all guys have mommy problems. I mean I do but that's beside the point here.

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>>40936082
>this entire thread
>these are the people pretending to have experience and giving out relationship/life advice on /fit/

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>>40946580
>older guy
>he's 27 and she's 19

In what universe is eight years considered a big age gap for an adult couple

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>>40946607
>I'm a kissless virgin so therefore everyone on /fit/ is a kissless virgin like me

>>40946599
>they give her shit about her older boyfriend because they're jealous
lmao. keep telling yourself that, m8. I was talking about both male and female friends btw.
>even my parents have a bigger age difference than that
So do mine but that was a different time. Have you ever actually spoken to young females about this before? Most girls nowadays prefer males closer to their age, especially for relationships. Hell even the girl that got with an older guy is sheepish about it and agrees that she wouldn't get in a long term relationship with someone more than 3yrs older than them
t. 18yr old uni student with female friends who are all 17-21yrs old

>>40946607
Yeah really i swear /fit/ was not like this 4 years ago when i started lurking. Do you think any of the people in this thread have even read the sticky? We did not have this many sadcunts before, i'm sure of that. I think we've been invaded by /r9k/ fags who wanna turn their life around but can't get themselves to just hit the gym
Did you see that thread where people posted their arms? There were dozens of full on skeletons all lurking at the same time. Why are you on /fit/ if you're not working out? We need to send all the new people / skeletons / robots to forced bulking + training camps.

>>40946610
He's almost 50% older than her or she's about two third's his age.

>>40946610
In modern Western society. There's a reason why I put air quotes around "older". Everyone who knows about it considers him to be "older" and that includes males.

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>>40946589
Thanks Anon.
1. I'm trying to expand my friend groups however I can. Online dating/Tinder isn't too successful for me. I only ever match with obese girls. As a 6/10 Asian guy, I feel like online dating is only really for white guys to fuck Asian girls off of.
2. I try to have fun too, but then I always remember how I'm 22 and I've spent almost a third of my life alone, a third of my life without happy experiences with some kind of gf. People always say that you should be happy with yourself before you can be happy with a gf, but I think that's bullshit.
3. Both my college town and my home town are basically fucking suburbs. I went on a string of meetup.com dancing things a year or two ago but it was only ever senior citizens.

I really want to get a job in a big city somewhere with lots of young people, but it kills me how people say if you can't get laid in one location, moving won't help.

>>40946635
> Not this many sadcunts 4 years ago
You're delusional, there has always been an hourly feel thread up. I think this board has actually slown down a lot in the last year and half.

>>40946635
4chan is full of sadcunts m8. I don't even know why I'm still here now that I've outgrown my edgy phase.

>>40936082
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>>40946572
>/fit/ - Fitness

>/fit/ - Fitness

you just have to live the best of what you were given
nothing you can really do

>>40946633
>Have you ever actually spoken to young females about this before?
Actions speak louder than words, when I was in high school I saw lots of girls(some as young as 13) dating guys in their late teens/ twenties and now that I'm in my twenties I see quite a few guys my age dating high school girls.

>t. 18yr old uni student with female friends who are all 17-21yrs old
This is why your perspective is skewed, uni girls basically only date uni guys, everybody else is a "random" and borderline undatable.

>>40946649
> Tinder/online dating
I said professional online dating, eharmony/match and that's for if you have a career and shit to offer, you're too young for that.
> I'm 22 and spent most of my life alone
I've never had a gf for more then a couple months imbetween years of being alone. All my traveling and other exciting shit i've done with just regular friends. Would it be better with a girl? Yeah probably but it's still going to be memorable, there is no reason to sit and wait till you start living life.
> Only ever senior citizens
The purpose is to get you out of your comfort zone. If you can't carry a conversation with an elderly person, how are you supposed to flirt with a girl you're attracted too?
> Moving won't help
If you don't change you attitude no it won't. The last two times I had sex was out of state and out of the country both to gorgeous girls. I can't find a girl around here that gives me the time of day idgi.

>>40936225
this, im 6'0

i can get away with writing 6'2 on tinder (perfect male height)

and where shoe lifts in my boots

ez pz lemon squeezy

>>40946688
>wants a younger girl who isn't "used up"
>doesn't want a uni student
So you either want a 21 yr old uni grad (who will be used up btw unless she's ugly or unsociable), a girl who doesn't go to uni and doesn't intend to, or a girl who's too young for uni (who will realise that she wants to "spread her wings" once she gets to uni, i.e. close to every girl I know who went to uni while she was in a relationship beforehand)

>>40936082
>be me
>178 cm
>think I'm a manlet
>do study abroad in Japan
>be 10 cm taller than every guy I meet
>jap qts tell me how tall and handsome I am

Fuck I can't wait to go back guys.

>>40946711
Actually I've been with my gf since I was 14, you just assumed that I'm a dirty old man who wants jailbait pussy because I said that it's not very difficult to get a teenage gf even if you're older.

On the other hand you're right tho, I went to university but my gf didn't, uni girls tend to be far more immature and slutty than girls who don't go to uni so they're best avoided if you're looking for a wife or serious relationship.

>>40946721
Clearly you didn't go to rural/mountainous Japan, country Japs are way taller than city Japs, some were even taller than me and I'm 6'1

>>40946757
I was in the city the entire time but I didn't meet anyone over probably 170-173 cm.

>>40937914
>swastika on the chest
Why should I ever be mad that a girls being screwed by an alpha male Nazi?. The other dudes were probably all liberals.

>>40939406
I didn't know you posted here bill. Don't forget to get something for dads birthday!

>>40946607
Nah dude, women are all superficial whores and it's totally society's fault I don't have a gf. I mean, being a bitter social imbecile who puts women on a pedestal and who's too afraid of rejection to approach other people is in no way the reason I'll die alone and angry, no need for any self actualization here mister