>get in faggot, we are gonna drink milk wat do /fit/?

>>40934528
Based Taleb

taleb is a weird motherfucker. I follow his twitter but i have no idea what the talks about

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>blocks your path

>>40934528
fuck off you fat redneck

>>40934528
>OK! then can we go do squats and eat BBQ?

>>40934528
Run

get in of course. rip seems fun. also i love chocolate milk

>>40935731
>cardio

>>40935731
*dies*

>>40934528
Who the fuck is the guy on the right and why would anyone consider him a good coach?

>grab milk from fridge
>rush out and hop in

>>40934528
sign me the fuck up

>>40934528
Get in the car

>>40935902
>get in
>Nice to meet you Mark, I'm a big fan of your stuff.
>You're a "big fan of my stuff?" How much do you weigh?
>Haha Y-yeah I'm a big fan, I-
>How much. Do. You. Weigh?
>A-about 195 M-mark
>And you're how tall?
>uhm...75 inches or so
>Do I look like a pedophile to you, boy? I cant associate with you, you're not even a man yet.
>Th-tha...
>YOU CAN'T EVEN BEGIN TO USE YOUR LEVERS AT YOUR HEIGHT UNTIL YOU WEIGH 230! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!
>powersnatches me out of backseat and throws me into the concrete at 55 mph

I'm taking advantage of this highly improbable moment. Also this should've been the picture for the /fitlit/ stickies.

Last time I was offered milk by some men over 40 ended with me having egg on my face. Not falling for that again

>>40934528
go into trunk
>accitentally become milk squads slave

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WHITE OPS coming in! GO GO GO!
This thread will soon be secured.

RULES OF NATURE

>hop in back
>Rippletits doesn't even look at me
>Taleb eyes me up and down
>tells Mark to take the wheel
>orders me to disrobe
>terrified, comply as best as I can
>car is doing 120
>wind is searing my naked body
>Taleb pinches my backfat
>pokes core muscles, frowning
>shakes his head sadly
>"He's fragile, Rip. There's nothing we can do for him."
>floorboard drops out from under me
>asphalt turns me into hamburger
>manlet scavengers scurry onto roadway and eat my remains

>thread is going to be archived
not on my watch!

>>40934528
>Fuck yeah I love milk
>White Power amirite?

cant go sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXOGS9cilKM

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/fit/ in a nutshell

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I'd love to go, but, you see, I'm not a white supremacist, Mr. Rippedtits.

>>40936183
udnerate

>>40936025
Nassim Taleb a philospher famouse for his book black swan which predicted the housing bubble in 2007. He also deadlifts 5 plate.