>"So, what sport do you train for?" How do you reply?

>>40932754
weightlifting

>>40932754
Rugby union, which makes me officially more alpha than most of this board. I flatten cunts non-stop for 80 minutes every week just for laughs.

>>40932754
Nothing, man. Lifting for me is purely a hobby for me though I would definitely want to compete if I could quit my job, get paid/sponsors, and be trained by an olympic coach. But I dream.

>>40932778
same bruh. what position?

>second row m-master race

g-getting a girlfirend

>>40932795
loosehead prop, although I'm a lot leaner than I used to be so I'm hoping to try playing no.8 one of these days.

>>40932754
Punching nazis

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>>40932754
Chess

>wrapping his patellar ligament that tight

cot dame he must have some jumpers knee baka

competitive fingering

>>40932814
#SwoleLeft

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>>40932754
Anal receiving

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I lift to pick up chicks

>>40932795
Flanker reporting in, feels good to be in the best position

Ballroom dancing and martial arts

rock climbing

Track and Field homie. Want to race?

>>40932926
>best position
how does it feel being a glorified back?

>>40932754
Kickboxing

Wrestling

Wanna practice?

>i let him win on purpose to feel him on top of me
>nohomo

>>40932754

Fucking pussy. Currently a wide receiver for Bears though.

>>40932754
In the past I could have pulled martial arts as a response, but running can be considered a "sport" if not a game. Boxing seems interesting but I'd rather not have brain damage.

>>40932754
infantry you pussy

>>40932814
more like, training to BE a punching nazi

lifting so i can see how strong i can get natty then jumping on roids and seeing how strong i can get on them

Blindside flanker masterrace reporting in, creaming their scrum-half then creaming your gf

Beisbol. Maybe one day I'll become a fat power hitter

>>40932778
>>40932795
>>40932926
>>40933367

What routine do you do in-season and off-season ?

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>>40932926
objectively true
t. flanker who smashed his left arm to pieces in a match aged 16 and can never play rugby again, feelsbadman.jpg
my sport is now pic related, weather permitting which isn't often since I'm studying in newcastle

>>40933367

No 8 loose forward master race reporting in

>>40933367
>creaming their scrum-half then creaming your gf
>not creaming your scrum-half and his gf
if you can't fuck boipussy as well as real pussy you'll never make it

>>40932754
I don't play sports much I just like running and lifting a lot.

>>40932754

Weightlifting. I hope to one day be good enough to place top 3 in some meets. Maybe qualify for AO.

>>40932754
Kickboxing

Pretty-boy winger here. How does it feel doing all the hard work, putting your head beside some sweaty, fat, grunting blokes ass, while I sand on the side, stealing all the glory and the girls?

""""""""""SPORT""""""""" of powerlifting

To play rugby league. I'm the splitting image of a pro, so I can even give "my name" and its still all good.

at the library

>>40932778
Solid
>listening to Hakas during my cardio to get my heart rate up
>feelsgood.jpg

>>40933261
Why is the sky blue, anon?

>>40932754
suicide prevention.

>>40933539
You're a winger coz you're a pussy who can't tackle

>>40932754
nogi BJJ

>>40933786
Yeah it's quite the sport

>>40932933
Fedora spotted

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>>40932795
>>40932778
who /wing/ here

>kicking past 22 lines
>running really fast in a straight line
>being DYEL
>lowest injury rate, highest try rate

it's really the life lads i'm living the dream

>>40933393
just 5/3/1 with more volume off season, 5/3/1 with less on

>>40933786
fighting a losing battle there pal

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Rower reporting in.

>>40933909
>I'm too stupid to play Full Back - the position

Pickup games of basketball

>>40932764
weightlifting is not a sport. powerlifting and oly lifting are though. weightlifting is a hobby

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>tfw want to join a martial arts club
>tfw living in a small town
>tfw all the interesting clubs are in the next city or further away
>tfw no car

M-m-my self-esteem

>>40935411
weightlifting is oly lifting retard

>>40933736
Because god loves the infantry silly anon.

Unfortunately my parents never introduced me to sports and I grew up being an unathletic dweeb. Now it's too late to get into sports so I continue being a dweeb.

>>40932754
Niggerball so I can slam dunk on niggas

>>40932778
Do you watch the anime All Out

>Tai-jitsu
>also want to get big
What am I doing with my life

>want to play football
>never played in high school
>dying glimmer of light in my heart that maybe I can train enough to be the athlete that they need and will teach

R-right? My college is only D2, t-that helps right...?

For the inevitable civil war between the west and the Muslim horde

>>40935564
not gonna happen unless you're a freak of nature

>>40935597
That's why I plan on leaving humanity behind, friend

>>40935411
Weightlifting is literally olympic lifting you autistic fuck

>>40935602
how is killing yourself going to hlep?

>>40935625
How am I killing my self now?

Climbing

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My archery skills have massively improved since i got into lifting.

Just that increased stability from not straining under the draw weight.

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>>40935575
There won't be anything civil about it

>>40935564
Yea these days I imagine D-2 starters are pretty good since football in colleges is such big business. You could maybe get on the practice squad though. Prepare your angus though if you never played, there is a lot of technique involved.

Weightlifting

t. dyel

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>>40932754
The European racewar.

>>40935654
I just want to have that sense of comraderie. Never was in team sports as a kid and always felt like I could have easily made it.

Strongman

>>40935739
t. Weakman

What are some sports to get into for a 20 year old that has never played sports except football for two years as a backup?

>>40935411
'oly lifting' is NOT a term, just a crossshit colloquialism, weightlifters compete in the sport of WEIGHTLIFTING, DYEL FUCK

I was a fencer before I fucked up my shoulder and knee from falling down a flight of stairs.

>>40935769
Football

>>40935411
>weightlifting
Weightlifting = olympic weightlifting. Lifting weights != olympic weightlifting. Retard.

>>40935696
You gotta be genetically gifted to the highest degree not to have your anus pushed in walking on to a college football field with no previous experience.

>>40935769
Pick up games of basketball

>>40935769
learn to surf, it's really hard starting out but is legit the greatest sport on earth once you're decent

>>40932795
Same here my man

Knockdown karate.

Hopefully some mma in the future too.

>>40935769
Rugby. I started playing at 20.

>>40932778
>rugby
>not football or wrestling

>>40932754
None, I just train as a way to relax as well as keep my mind and body healthy

>>40932754
Memelifting, bud

>>40935920
You better try not getting raped by a rapefugee

>>40933367
Seconding this assertion

>>40932778
>>40932795
>>40932926
>>40933465
>>40933539

What country are you boys from, I play for my school in the US

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>>40936000
what a waste of trips good lord

>>40932754
to become best at gaylord championshit

>I'm not training for anything, I just like being stronger than I used to be

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Hema

Being big helps a lot.

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mma, aesthetics
maybe become a model for cosplay
>pic related

>>40936466
ching chong bing bong ding dong I'm asian so my dick isn't very long

>>40936493
t. fat as fatass from /pol/

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>>40936625
CHING CHONG I AM AUTISTIC AND I CAN'T TAKE A JOKE DING DONG

>>40936049
> US
> good at rugger

You poor soul

>>40932754
E-sports

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Fucking thicc middle eastern thots

>>40936859


KEK

I'm unironically using this

>>40932795
Prefer doggy

Judo masterrace

Im a grownass man with a real job
I lift to be aesthetic AF for a lifemate

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>>40937002
Just be sure to PayPal me 5 cents every time

>>40932795
Used to be fat and played prop, then got fit. But now I'm strong and front row trained, so doomed to be a front row forever

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Cheerleading

>>40935411
Weightlifting is oly lifting which is a sport
Powerlifting is not a sport

>>40933261
This guys gets it.

>>40935564
>D2
It helps but not by a whole lot.

If you are actually serious about it you can go talk to the head coach and he might put you on a special teams practice squad.

>>40932754
>How do you reply?
Oh, I'm not training for a sport. I just like to lift is all.

>>40932754
I'm training to fight the mountain.

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>>40932754
I just want to tie bitches up.

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>>40932754
Picking things up and putting them down, the best

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>>40932754
The sport of evolution

>>40933227

Proof or it didnt happen

>>40932754
I train for recreation. I don't like the idea of not being strong at least in some regard, because it allows me to do more fun things that involve my body, and weight lifting in itself is fun

>>40939353
Use Rope is DEX not STR or CON though

>>40939974
I don't understand why they hire these hot, but fragile little women for these action hero roles.

Yeah she's hotter than some square jawed she-man, but jesus it looks ridiculous.

>>40940216
It's a shitty shoop you nigger look at the hair

Water Polo and surfing, even though I don't really train for the latter.

>>40932754
Track.

Sprints only, anything over 400 is for skelly dweebs

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>>40932754

Archery

>>40932778

Your chest would make a great pin cushion

>>40932754
Hunting liberal faggots

Deus vult

>>40933453
same injury breh, been 6 years and lots of surgery but i'll be back playing sport within the year
its been so long mang...

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>>40932754
Aggressive rollerblading

>>40940825
I'm interested, how's that different from normal rollerblading?

>>40940834
Grind ledges/rails
Jump gaps
Air on half pipes
Doing tricks

>>40940860
Sounds fun, what's the learning curve like? Also do you do it shirtless in summer? no homo

>>40935649
>the 20lb bow meme

>>40932754
no one ever asks that

>>40940874
It easy to start, it can be tough depending on how difficult/tech you want to get.

I'll blade shirtless sometimes. It's counter culture, so doing whatever you feel like is the norm.

>>40932754
brutal death metal guitar, which is why i do bicep curls and deadlifts (grip strength) seven days a week breh

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Book reading, more specifically training myself to post on an image board dedicated to becoming a well rounded citizen for hours at a time.

>>40940952
>I'll blade shirtless sometimes
do you get many mires when you do that?

>>40932764
fpbp

Personally I just do it for improving health and strength, and for fun. It makes me good at a lot of physical things, but that's more of a side bonus really.

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>>40940971
It's kinda negated by being on rollerblades doing tricks, LoL. I get mired when I blade with my dog and let him pull me. It's a very fun sport

>pic releted some 19 stopped to tell me I look like David Beckham

virginity

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>>40940971
Girls have seemed to respond positively when they find out I'm #bladeordie. It's not my life but a unique and liberating hobby, it's cool to travel anywhere and have a unique bond with anybody just cause we blade, it's a small group.

>>40941030
>>40941072
looks awesome and a great way to stay fit too. I suppose you need to live in a pretty large city though to have enough places to trick. Also in my country most places have retarded anti-skateboarding and anti-social behaviour rules.

The last girl overpowered me

>>40941102
Mind if I ask what country?

It is a great way to stay fit, I'm in much better shape than most of my peers and I have blading to thank for that.

>>40941115
england

>>40935649
>mah rapid fire

Why do women trivialize everything?

Pull at least a fucking 50lb bow or fuck off
RRRREEEEEE

>>40941121
There is a great blade scene in England. All over Europe, really.

>>40941143
For real? Never knew that. Will look it up and see if I can get started on this because it does look fun.

For the race war.

>>40936643
stop projecting, anon

>>40936846
Do you remember the posters around the 2015 world cup?
>USA will become a Rugby superpower, you'll see!

>>40932754
Wrestling
Rugby

>>40932754
I train to save your life friendo

feels good to be a firefighter

>>40941508
oh fuck you compete in both? thats badass

daily reminder that if you play rugby and you were raised in the US, you're just a failed football player

>>40932754
Instagram

>>40932778
>not playing rugby league

Beta detected

>>40933227
That's not saying much.
t. Chicago fag

>>40932924
It takes almost no muscle for swing and lindy flips, it's 95% form (except for like alligator rolls or the dirty dancing move)
Unless you dance with fat chicks.
Fucking miss swing dancing
>those cute girls who swoon at being dipped off their feet
>all the girls feeling your chest and biceps while dancing
>how bashful they look when you pull them in close and grab them by the hips
Partner dancing well drops panties like crazy. I need to get back into it.

>>40932754
Ski, ice hockey, roller hockey and track cycling

>>40935411
>mfw everyone is taking the bait

E-Sports

>>40932754
esport

>>40932754

I just do it for strength gains.

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>>40936281
don't be mad at me. Be mad at KEK.

>>40933527
You gonna go to any of the AO series this year?

>>40941625
This is correct

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>train for college football team entire 1st semester
>join team
>immediately hate it
>quit
Now I have no purpose.

>>40932754

crossfit games

>>40935564
Not a good idea. You'll be facing off against people who spent their better years playing. It's like joining a pottery class except you have no hands and everyone else builds clay furniture.

Dungeons and dragons, the bigger my muscles the more immersive it is.

>>40935493
Maybe get a job you bum

>>40932754
Golf and full court basketball with my friends as soon as it is warm enough.

>>40933527
weight and best lifts?

>>40935769
jiu-jitsu

>>40932754
sucking dick

I'd respond by wondering how the fuck I can understand Russian

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>>40939383
See you at the world championship bitch

>>40935649
What do you actually train for better archery results. I do competitive archery in australia

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>>40932754
C-cock sucking
>and then proceed to get fucked by Klokov so hard that I have to hand in my natty card

>>40932754
Kickboxing

>>40932858
is this the natty limit?

>>40933453
You feck'n' legend I love that town.
Ever heard of the Newcastle Song?
Fucking rippa have a scorcher day cunt

>>40932795
Number 8 master race reporting in.

>inb4 Americucks call it '8 man'

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>>40939999
CHECK THOSE QUAAAAAAADS

>>40932754
RaHoWa

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>>40932754
Masturbating.

>>40932754
Boxing

>>40946741
based

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>>40942929
Nah. I'm gonna save my money for the IWF event that's gonna happen in Anaheim.


>>40943448
I'm cutting down to 77kg or or whatever weight class Tian lifts in. Lifts are 3rd world trash. Had a coach but he was so-so. I'm gonna sign up at a which who that has a *very* good reputation in the weightlifting world.

>>40947264
>I'm gonna sign up at a which who that has a *very* good reputation in the weightlifting world.

Damn butchered that.

I'm going to sign up at a new gym that has a very good reputation in the weightlifting world.

>>40932754
The pussy game

>>40940834
They yell at each other and skate really fast

>>40945794
i hate to let you down anon but i mean newcastle england, which is also a fucking sick uni town to be fair but doesn't get the oz weather

>>40932754
Ice Hockey

>>40932754
'cep felxing competition, cause I ain't no autist like you, guys

>>40935411
AUTISM: The Post

>>40943616
>only spending $2000 a year on milk

step your game up faggot

>>40947274
>>40947264
Tian is 85kg i believe

Big mountain skier sending cliffs on my college's team and rollerblader sending it shirtless when it's nice out, tons of mires while rollerblading on the boardwalk shirtless

You should go to a Community College if you have 4 years of eligibility you can play two years for them and then two years for University.

>>40937397
>literally the only difference between weightlifting and powerlifting is the events
>one is somehow a sport and the other is not