Protein Farts

>le ebin protein fart meme

i eat at least 180g a day and never have this

>>40929813
>180g protein
Wow you must be a real big boy huh? I get over 300 and my farts smell fucking dreadful. Consider yourself lucky.

>>40929813
I eat just as much and it cause my ass to explode bro. I never fart this much unless I'm getting my macros in.

>>40929864
then dont eat massive unnecessary amounts of protein you fucking retard

>>40929813
I always assumed it was less from the protein and more from the dairy that many people eat while bulking

Many people have varying degrees of lactose intolerance

>>40929813
Yeah I don't get this stupid meme either I hit at least 160 a day and the only time I fart more than usual is if I have a lot of fiber

>>40929868
are you eating massive amounts all at once?

>>40929876
yeah thats what i was going to say. the only time i ever get bad farts is if i consume a shitload of dairy in a short amount of time

>>40929873
I'm cutting so I've increased my protein intake. Thanks for the input though, I value your response.

why is regular fit outside of generals so delusion and fucking retarded?

eat your bodyweight or at least .8x your bodyweight in protein and youre fucking fine this isnt rocket science

i guarantee your nomadic ass ancestors were more jacked than your video game playing retard self

>>40929886
I don't think so, I try to space it out in the day. About 2600 calories in 5 meals

>>40929930
most likely somethign youre eating is causing it not the protein itself

it also might be a certain type of protein like soy that you struggle with

also >>40929907

>>40929907
I don't play video games mate, I'm too busy for that shit.

>>40929954
not too busy to eat unnecessary amounts of protein and post about how it hurts your stomach on an anime image board

>>40929947
It's definitely not soy. I read all my labels. Milk seems logical but I've never had a lactose problem in my life.

>>40929962
I eat my body weight like you already said so its not unnecessary amounts.

>>40929793
Protein farts don't bother me it's the leaky ass hole that is the problem. All day i walk around with liquid shit dripping out and i have to pretend like I'm fine.

>>40930085
Have you considered investing in an asshole plug?

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>>40929793
>ywn be with pic-related while she has a bad case of protein farts

You aren't white. Take lactaid.

>>40929876
I'm Lithuanian (milk and white as can be) and I fart like a person who should be committed.

Explain that.

>>40930179
You have a gastrointestinal disorder.

>>40930303
Idiot.

>>40929793
You have to meme them into being funny. My friends find my farts indeering, and it usually gets people laughing. Once you do that, then it's socially acceptable to weaponize your farts against your friends. I hold legitimate power over my friends because they fear my farts.