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Girlfriends parenst found used condoms 2017-04-02 10:37:41 Post No. 40927515
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Guys i fucked up
>banged gf and put used condoms into a small plastic bag to hide from the parents
>im heavily retarded so I left the bag at their place
>mum found the bag and went crazy
>they are both very religious so are pissed about me popping daughters cherry and "breaking their trust etc"
What should i do brehs, gf is saying i cant come over to the house anymore, how do i unfuck this situation
And to keep it /fit/ i twinged my lower back doing diddlies a week ago how long should I wait before trying them again
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you must be +18 to post on 4chan
enjoy your b&
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>>40927515
>how do i unfuck this situation
Can you unfuck your gf ?
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>>40927515
>condoms
INSTANTLY DROPPED
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Kill all of them and then kill yourself
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>>40927515
>not flushing the condoms down the toilet
are you retarded
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>>40927547
I propose he kill them all but he must start with himself first
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>>40927536
Probably not
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>>40927515
Deadlifts did nothing.
You got shaggers back there stud!
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Why do you have a bag of used condoms?
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>>40927515
obviously you have to show her parents what respect means by fucking bareback, getting her pregnant, then dumping her so that she has to raise your bastard alone. That'll teach her parents a lesson in respecting authority.
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>>40927594
Well i cant dump them at her place so i out thr used ones in a bag to throw out when i get home
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>>40927624
Does she not have a toilet?
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>>40927564
Ah, the old, bomb detonator implanted to your heart method. Good idea, anon.
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>>40927589
there's your answer.
I mean i guess you're asking "Is there AN EASY WAY i can unfuck this situation ?" the answer being of course that there isn't.
Either you :
-apologize (humiliating and not guaranteed to work but religious folks like to believe in redemption),
-pretend it's all a big misunderstanding/plead insanity (basically as stupid as being actually insane),
-marry the girl (i dunno how easy that would be...sounds like an excessive solution to sperm parking into a chick a few times.),
-keep seeing her in secret but her parents will always be weary of you (if you live in a small community that can equal to social death),
-leave her.
Good luck you beautiful hero, and remember : don't care what fags think, at least you got laid.
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>>40927515
Propose and marry her.
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>>40927515
you don't you wash your hands of it your a chad now you made it bruh
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>>40928064
If this is what being a chad is like i dont want it
>>40927967
Will probably just aplogise and hope for the best, thanks anon wish me luck
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