WHAT DO I RESPOND

>being a pole
>writing to polish cunts in english

wtf bro

>>40926337
"I'm just kidding my penis is 4.4 inches in length fully erect. Please accept my offer to have sex with you. I haven't had sex in so, SO long and I just want to feel close to another human."

then flex a cep

>>40926356

if she doesnt know english shes already btfo at beginning

>>40926337
Boy that was dumb you could have just asked for her number or some shit dude. Shift it from this to getting her number and setting shit up or its a dead mission.

>>40926337
don't use nigger language with the archeologist line, you need perfect english to help counterbalance the lust

>writes message to tinder match
>she responds with "haha"
fucking women

>>40926337
>Are you a Pole?
no
>that sucks because I have a toilet for you to scrub

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>>40926337
"jk I'm actually gentlemen just wanted to make sure you weren't a shallow girl who only wants me for my body ;)"

>>40926745
kek