Nightly piss bottle thread. Post preferred bottle type, method

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>>40926078
Wrong board mate.

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used to have a piss bottle when i was living with my mom. now i live alone and just piss in the sink whenever i want to.

>>40926078
Gatorade bottles are best

>>40926078
If it's shite o'clock in the night and dont wanna risk waking up the family I use muh bottle.

Always throw it in the outside garbage. Never noticed

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>>40926078
I just piss out my bedroom window if I'm lazy. it doesn't face the street so, whatever. Plus it feels like I'm peeing off the great wall of china or something which is awesome.

my piss bottle got got by mom once. Shortly after I caught her looking up "autism" online. I still live with her. 30 yo.

>>40926898
Something like 30% of young (20-30) people still live with their parents or relatives.

When my parents found my piss bottle it was the worst moment of my life
Much better at hiding that shit now

>>40926078
It'd be really useful for me to use one as I play poker but can't bring myself to constatly use it. What if I forget it in my room and someone comes over or something. Feels filthy as fuck. I must admit it's practical though

>>40926990
They smell so so rank too. But, I actually like the smell of an empty bottle desu

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>>40926143
as long as its not lemon lime or orange, because piss looks a lot similar in the dark.

>have a driving job
>out for 4 hours delivering shopping
>cold weather + warm body temperature doesn't help
>bursting for a piss badly
>no where quiet and out the way to piss
>call student to collect her shopping
>waiting for her
>eventually can't hold it any more
>literally piss myself
>little piss puddle forming at my leg
>take the shopping back on the van and drive to my house with piss smelling work trousers
>go and put some of my own jogging bottoms on
>drive all the way back to the address to deliver the shopping

Ever since then I carry a 2 litre Oasis bottle with the big top so I can slot my penis inside it and piss comfortably.

>>40926955
What happened? I can not imagine it being that bad.

>>40926143
This

>>40926078
Not having a urinal

Fucking plebs