Just flex a 'cep

Good for you man.

Now fuck off, this ain't your blog.

>>40924308
It's a thread to post your mires

>>40924159
Attaboy

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>>40924308
salty as fuck, you're prob op's friend.

>>40924159
>two female friends wants me to train her at gym
>bring them to gym one day and proceed to show them certain machines
>one says "your arms look good" and feels my bicep
> i actually flex a cep so she can feel it hard
>both girls give reaction as if i'm a candy bar ready to be eaten saying "woah anon, your muscles are big!" while both girls feeling my chest/arms.
>notice my gym bros staring at us
>feel like douche and awkward
>proceed to show them how to squat.

pic related is how i felt when bros were glancing at me as chicks felt me up, felt douchey as fuck.

>>40924159
>in class at uni
>black girls in back of class saying they want to have mocha-babies
>(anon) you and i would make such cute light skin kids
>get into the weirdest conversation about them wanting my seed later in life
donotknowifwant.jpeg

>djing for friends house party (i know, i know, im a douche)
>giving a friend of mine a wing-man pep talk
>he's broke up with a girlfriend and had a bit of a dry spell
>asking me for tips for meeting/flirting with girls.
>"it's easy for you because you're jacked"

Even though it was just a friend i was more flattered by that than by most female mires.

>At a nightclub last friday
>qt3.14 starts grinding on me
>Turn her around to make sure she's not a butterface
>Prolly like a 7/10, also had a godly ass
>Dance and make out for 20mins, decide it's time to take back to my place
>She notices a couple of her friend at the club exit
>One of them tells her "Wow, looks like you found yourself a real man"
>Take her home
>Fuck her so hard I accidentally woke my roommate
>Fuck her again in the morning

This kind of degeneracy is new to me so I dunno of I should call her next weekend. I ended up doing all kinds of dominant stuff the first time we fucked and was too drunk to tell if she liked it or not (choked her, fucked her face, etc.)
I mean, she was very eager in the morning too and I didn't really go easy on her then either, but she left pretty much right after and I didn't ask for her number. I could just get off the internet by searching her name.

So should I stalk her number and hit her up next weekend?

>>40925832
More than 2 times is just fapping, it doesn't count anymore. Go find a new one.

>>40925832
It was a one night stand if she wanted more she more than likely would of asked.

>no

>>40925832
Nah m8 rinse and repeat

>>40924438
They were probably thinking "Damn anon made it" dont feel bad bro

>>40925832
>having a one night stand with a random used up aids ridden nightclub whore

This is top degeneracy. (((They))) brainwashed your mind.

>>40926022
This. Anon is a pig child for succumbing to empty sensation seeking

> started lifting for rugby gains at around age 15
> get pretty big, to the point where dyels accuse me and gymbro of being on roids (just because the DYELs had no idea how to gym and did stupid shit, like taking fat burner and mass gainer at the same time, or doing one set on every machine in the gym for 100 reps ultralightweight)
> go to uni known for partying
> end up getting off with multiple chicks most nights I go out
> get a lot of numbers
> 3rd and 4th years hitting on me
> spread my seed into the wild yonder for a good amount of time
> have a good time
> slowly realise that clubbing is getting boring and repetitive
> slowly realise the type of girls who get fucked up in clubs arent the type of girls I wanna be with long term
> slowly realise most girls at my uni are massively progressive liberals and massively immature, all wannabe hoes
> slowly recluse back into my own space, hardly go out, have large disdain for most females my age
> realise university is just a sinkhole of drug/alcohol addiction, bad choices and spending money you dont have
> join army reserve
> stay at home looking after dogs and doing assignments online rather than stay in uni house

Somebody plz...hold me

>>40926766
Seems pretty chill breh

>>40926766
bruh... you took the redpill. now go find a cute country wife and make lots of babies.

>>40926766
I'm pretty much right where you were before joining mil.

>>40926824
I would love to, but sadly im a Bongistanian, and most females my age (21) are massively liberal, immature and pretty dumb to be honest. Theyre the type of people who could name every reality tv stars dog, nan and goldfish but dont know basic facts, history, science, the way the world works etc.
The really sad thing is theres a chick from my uni at my unit...but she is ugly af.

>>40926787
It is pretty chill, but im at the point where i just want to finish my degree and start working. I would like to go clubbing and stuff again but it always ends up the same, i dont enjoy myself and i just cant overcome the feeling of disdain and degeneracy anymore, feel free to call me a stick in the mud or whatever, thats just how i feel.

>>40926022
kill you are self

>>40926860
Probably gunna join up full time after uni, one thing ive realised from my degree is i dont want to spend 30 years in the same office doing the same shit having accomplished nothing, and neither do I want to get to 70 and think 'woulda coulda shoulda'

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>>40925604
>donotknowifwant.jpeg
They sound like nigresses. Not women. Do not pass go.

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>be at gym
>also work there so have access to membership information
>qt girl who joined a while ago comes in, pleasant personality, shortstack with decent legs and ass
>she's on the treadmill on the other side of the room
>every time I turn around or look up from the ground she's looking in my direction and then looks away
>start imagining life together
>maybe I should start making more eye contact and try smiling
>maybe girls actually like me after all

>look up her name online when I come home
>has a bf

EVERY TIME, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>40926891
"chick from my uni at my unit...but she is ugly af"

Ive got this girl im talking to and shes really cool but shes objectively a 5. She started her own business, has her own place, and is generally a good person. But only a 5. No idea what to do.

>>40926891
If you want to find good wife material, you have to approach them. In my experience, those girls around your age that are wifeable are very shy and skeptical of men that approach them.

They're hard to find and get, but they'll stay if you get them right.

>>40927017
>having nice conversation with girl
>"haha yeah my boyfrie-"
>go dead inside

everytime this shit happnens I think off this scene

https://youtu.be/I66aySW4le8?t=1m17s

>>40927017
Don't worry about the bf bro, flirt away like a champ and even if she brings it up just ignore it. She'll either lose interest, or it doesn't matter to her either. Worse case ontarios she shuts you down, you're no further behind than you are now

>>40927077
I know them feels bruh. I know them feels. If it were a case of them being a bit obese then obviously you can help them train to be fit, but you cant train facial genetics.

Its also a case of most girls who are attractive and know it are fawned over, thus not having to develop a personality or mental aquity; vice versa for girls who are not innately good looking.

how to make social gains /fit/?

>>40926766
Go to Slovenia, find a qtpi, settle and become a farmer there. Drink red wine, eat honest and become the mayor of your quaint town. Your first son becomes a doctor, your daughters go to America for higher education and become "empowered" and bring great shame on the family name. You lose your position of mayor because you can't control your family, how could you control the town? All the while, your wife is battling cancer and she loses. You go on a 2 year bender during which you develop jaundice. At the end of your rope, you write your last goodbye and tie that noose around your neck. You remember back on the whores you banged, then you tried to find meaning in life but as a result, you found nothing that means anything. You kick the stool out from under you and finally you realize we're just born to die

>>40927093
Fair enough, Im pretty sure i wont find them in a nightclub, and I dont know where else to look. Any hints..?

>>40927142
Sounds about right desu mate.

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>Last night at a party
>Go out to smoke with some guys that are total bros
>We get back in and one of them keeps looking at me, flexes a 'cep, points at my chest and says "fuck man you lift, I could fit my arm 5 times in yours"
>Go to gay club because everything else was closed (no homo)
>Gay friend starts getting touchy and I politely reject him
>Same dude that complimented me slaps my pec out of nowhere
>Jokes on you he went home with a hot ass girl and I went back alone as always.

When will grill mires come? In the party I was talking to a 8/10 girl, she seemed interested and I got her snapchat. How the fuck do you escalate a conversation beyond that point? We were talking really close to each other, but I don't know what the fuck I'm supposed to do next. Help me familia, I used to be a fat fuck and now that I'm told I'm handsome I don't know what to do.

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>sitting in class taking notes
>girl taps my arm
>heart skips a beat
>she gestures towards the door because some got locked out

closest i've come to sex in 21yrs

>>40927124
thats exactly it.

She has an ok body, like shes skinny and fit. But prob B cups and not really an ass. She has pretty eyes but nose is slightly too big. I figured ill just talk to her, see how things go. Set up a date and see if anything clicks.

>>40925885
>More than 2 times is just fapping
lmao truu

>>40927220
What did you do from there? Cause thats not a bad start into something. She saw something interesting and wanted to let you know about it.

>>40927220
Better than the dude who asked what sex felt like, only to admit the closest he had come was a fleshlight mounted to an electric drill.

When asked why he was typing all fucked up, he said it was due to an injury on his hands. Turns out he fucked up both his hands and his dick by violently twisting a fleshlight around his knob at 1000+ RPM on a Black & Decker

When you get to that point, there is no hope left

>>40927267
>he fucked up both his hands and his dick by violently twisting a fleshlight around his knob at 1000+ RPM on a Black & Decker

lost my shit. gg

>>40927235
Go for it man, best of luck. Mine is literally a no go unless I somehow lose both my legs.

>>40924438
If you were my friend I'd just be happy for you and cheer you on. And that's what every guy I know would do.

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>>40927273
Found the screencaps, forgive the phoneposting.

1/3

>>40927094

I know this feel anon and love the youtube link.
I was having surgery and was speaking ti my anaethtist at the time, flirting getting along real good. Then she dropped the boyfriend bomb and i litterally rolled over and shut my eyes mid sentance.

Thinking back, probably not the best thing to do at the time.

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>>40927327
2/3

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>>40927343
3/3
> /k/ - a magical place

I've just started really partying and I have no problem getting girls but I'm kind of an autist on what to do.

>be me
>go to party this Friday
>grinding with bitches and tossing them back into the crowd
>find a real qt3.14
>starts grinding
>qt3.14 feels my erection and buries her ass even harder into my dick
>tease her with kissing her on neck
>she pushes us to side of dance floor
>goes with it
>ended on falling onto couch with her in my lap
>laugh my ass off
>she begins making nervous small talk
>can't think of how to smoothly transition to kissing her
>autism almonds activate
>pretends I have to take a phone call
>leaves party

What could I have done different /fit/? How do I not fuck up like that again?

>>40927077
Lmao holy fuck I'm sort of in the same position. Like a chick who would have everyone tell me "you can do much better". It does also bother me that she isn't that attractive overall but god damn something about her enticed me.
I say, fuck it

>>40926022
This

>>40927151
You won't. Don't know for sure, but usually they'll be alone in somewhere like the library or a cafeteria, maybe outside reading or some shit.

It's hard because a lot of the times they'll be home or in their dorm by their selves. Just look for lonely girls I guess.

>>40927327
I'm curious about his hugging question though.
When girls hug you, are you supposed to do that lean in with half your upper body to minimize contact, or do they want to squeeze their tits against you?

>>40927370
Literally just sweep their hair behind their ear, look them in the eyes and smile at them. If they look you in the eyes, then at your lips, and smile, go in for the kiss.

90% of the time it works everytime.

>>40927094
>cwc trying to get /fit/

>>40927384
Yeah fair enough, thats a good shout.
Its kinda shit though cus my uni campus is shared by a literal parasite Liberal Arts uni, full of nu-males and hipster wannabes. Its like a freak show sometimes.

>>40927094
Whiskey!!

>>40927370
Just do it, I mean she was into you based on what happend so it's the next step to take

>>40927391
Just give them a fucken hug man. Theyll sense you being hesitant and timid and take that as something being wrong. Better to act confident and just give them a full hug.

>>40927267
Top fucking kek

>>40927438
Well I'm not confident. Last time I hugged a girl that wasn't a family member is probably close to a decade ago. I missed out on all this shit and I don't know what the "rules" are.

>>40927377
My boys would tell me i could do way better, and all of my exes are better lookin. But ya man, something about her. Probably cause last girl i went with was 8/10, great ass, but pretty dumb and not a great personality. Just a party girl and smoked weed all the time. I want something different. Also Godfather who i've always looked up to and is just like me in almost every single way, told me "marry someone for their mind, not their looks."

>>40927391

Anyone else deliberately widen their back/lats when giving hugs so grillz think your bigger??

>>40927392
Yeah, I guess I could've done that. She was on my lap and my arm around her and was rubbing it.
>>40927434
She kept making this bullshit small talk because I wasn't making a move. I guess I should've just stroked her hair back when she was talking and smile and then I would've been good, right?

>>40927206
Snap chat her a bit, ask if she had fun/what she's up to/something and then say something along the lines of "I really prefer face to face conversation and would love to meet up with you for coffee/drinks/dinner and get to know you better". If she's interested, make some plans and go from there

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>>40927492
Me neither mate, ive just spent enough time that i can pretend to be confident. Keep your chin up, shoulders back, head high, dont slouch. Dont look at the ground when people look at you, just smile or look directly ahead.
Basically, pick your favourite alpha male character from a movie, comic, tv, whatever, and just imagine how he would handle the situation. Dont LARP obviously, but just think 'would X act like a bitch? Would X say something?'.

Also remember; everyone else is a person too, no matter how much they feel like NPCs. If you feel awkward sitting next to someone and not talking, chances are they do too; the best way to make ground with people is by commenting on a shared experience. This can be with a joke, an intentionally crappy joke to get a laugh, an icebreaker, or even just straight up asking their name or how theyre doing. Confidence is key. If you think and act like a beta, you will come across as a beta; nobody is inspired to talk to a beta.

>>40924438
Think I saw you at the gym that day if I'm right. You look like a douchebag so it matches your personality anyways. Faggot.

>>40924438
Plus you aren't even that big and don't look like you lift and were shorter than both of those girls. You just had some tattoos ooh you big Killa still a bitch nigga imo.

>>40927570
And PS only one of those girls didn't look like a Christmas ham they both talked like uneducated vapid whores.

>>40927516
Trust me, not trying to sound like a cock but ive kissed a lot of random chicks, especially in clubs where you cant even hear each other, and at that point its all about body language.
Smile confidently, look them dead in the eye, and whisper something like 'youre looking good tonight', then go for the hair sweep. The hair sweep is like a confirmation signal that you want to get off with them. You will know within seconds if they feel the same. If they do, congrats, smash tongues for a bit.

>>40927584
Why so serious son?

>>40927415
It's hard in college. My gf is actually my ex's best friend from high school, and she was super shy back then. Our colleges are nearby, so we started talking and hit it off.

Truth be told I didn't even want to talk anyone at my school, everyone is hardcore liberal and pretty dumb.

>having sex with my gf
>her ex was a 6'3 skelly
>i'm 5'11, 195 manlet master race, 13% bodyfat
>hitting her from missionary
>shes grazing my back with her hands
>I can't find my arms around you
>you have a body like a man
>t-thanks rows

>>40925832
How do you get boners when drunk? I have PIED

>>40927370
Take this with you into the future anon

"do you want to kiss me"
>yes
Kiss
>maybe
"let's find out"
Kiss
>no
"I didn't say you could, you just looked like you have something on your mind"

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>>40927133
You don't, socializing is learned in childhood.

Initial mire (I think) and then left on read, advice?

>go out with some co workers last night
>random hambeast and cute friend walk up to bar beside us and order/whatever
>I'm in a conversation and girl beside me (cute one) gropes bicep and comments on my new tattoo (no hate, let's keep on track please)
>wow you look great anon
>clicks that I went to junior high/hs with her when I was a fatty (small town, know erryone)
>formercrush.png
>start talking, conversation is flowing and I'm making her laugh, compliment her (were joking about spirit animals, tattoo is an animal. Says she's a pig and I tell her she's far too attractive) she spills some spagetti
>she mentions she works there and I should stop by on a day she's working etc
>talk some more, life since school etc
>tell her I gotta go find my group, but I have her on Facebook and I'll message her
>she gives me a squinty look like I'm blowing her off
>message her later on that night about if she's still at the bar/wanna talk some more
>left on read

I really don't think I seemed desperate even though I messaged her pretty early, and she seemed pretty interested while we were talking. I'm not gonna message her again or anything, but should I still hope she might message back or did messaging her that early fuck it up/not interested in the first place?

>>40927529
Will do, thanks! I also think I could have done something else when talking to her, we were leaning against a countertop and she got close to the point we were touching. I guess I'm overthinking the whole thing

>>40927142

delet this

>>40927600
Because if you're the same guy I'm thinking about you look like a fucking douche and were acting like a fucking clown I legit figured this guy is just taking his gf and her fatty friend to the gym to try and impress them and don't really give a shit about anything except training to look DYEL same as with that snake looking tattoo. Knew way too many people in life that just act like that and then turn out to be closet fags or closet pussies. There were alot bigger and stronger guys there that looked like they just got out of jail yet you think you're the king shit.

It's just my personality to naturally hate people like yourself.

>>40927630
Isn't this considered cringy/really amateurish?

Or is it okay if you're a tall guy who speaks with confidence like with a lot of things?

>>40927133
get a new hobby meet people

>>40927663
Im not even the same poster, christ m80 take a chill pill

>>40927653
It's definitely a good sign, but if she took not making a move as being disinterested, making a date is a good way to show you aren't. Don't worry too much about it

>>40927630
This is cringe af. If you have to actually say it, you done goofed.

Just do the hair sweep, its not hard, jesus.

>>40927689
I got anger problems and it take it out at the gym I made new prs that night I saw that sort of faggot there I was so enraged. It's my test levels I think. And high amount of caffeine and ephedrine I ingest.

>>40927652
Girls very rarely message back after they left you on read. You messaged her the same night? Thats your mistake. Was she drinking? She probably read it after she got home, was too tired to respond, and just went to bed. Today she probably woke up, felt like it had been too long, and so decided not to respond. Id wait til tmrw and try again. Get right to the point and ask her when shes free this week for you to meet up with her.

>>40927747
Probably what I'll do, or should I go in Thursday with some friends while she's working and try to gauge the situation from there/set something up?

>>40927727
Meditate or some shit bro, you gotta get a handle on your own emotions. If you let your emotions rule you theyll destroy you.
My mums been divorced 4 times, first stepdad died of cancer, last one tried to commit suicide then became a tranny, then my mother got cancer; ive got plenty of shit to be angry about and nobody would blame me for going around smashing things and being a cunt. Difference is I dont wanna be that guy. I dont let that shit be an excuse, i dont let my past control my present, i dont let my emotions get the better of me.

Meditate twice a week, learn martial arts or something, some form of mental control. It will help untold amounts.

Just saying bro.

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I used to look at these threads and pity the Anons who posted their /r9k/ stories about being a

> khv

Now I'm turning into them

Fuck

>>40927774
She works at the bar? If you are going there with friends thats fine. Dont seem too eager and desperate to talk to her. Let it happen naturally. Especially if she is working at the time, you dont want to put her in an uncomfortable position.

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>>40927549

>>40927630
Do not do this. Just go ahead and use body language then plant a kiss if they're into it. With women it's better to as for forgiveness than for permission. Chicks dig assertiveness.

>>40927831
Yeah I figure I'll just go (gym bros usually do wings after the gym) and we'll probs be there Thursday night. If it happens it happens, if it's awkward then fuck it, I'm not that invested in it anyways

>>40927941
Thats the right attitude. If she doesnt talk to you at all, then whatever. If she is lookin at you multiple times, but still never says anything, you could try to hit her up on fb. Say that you enjoyed talking to her last week and youd like to meet up. Up to you to judge if thats reasonable or not.

>>40927804
Meditation doesn't really work if you don't do it everyday, I think

>>40928069
Ive been doing it for 5 years man. If you need to do it everyday then youve got some real stressful shit going on. By all means, do it when you need to get out of your own head, get away from your thoughts/problems and relax, but since ive managed to control my emotions i dont need to do it anywhere near as much because shit doesnt stress me out anywhere near as much as it used to.

>>40927391
Hahaha Jesus. Give them a fuckin bear hug and squeeze those titties against yourself with a little force to get a nice impression of their firmness. Girls hate hesitance, they won't complain about dominance.

Can we turn /Flex Cep General/ into a thing?

>>40928069
Hop out the ocean you salty motherfucker.

>>40928599
heh, nice one man you like gooks?

>>40928599
?

>>40926766
yeh that's college bro
good on you for escaping

>>40927093
Can confirm

>>40927116

Exactly how fucking desperate for attention are you?

>>40924159
>>her reaction is that of a porn star when a BBC is revealed
>>"oh my god... that's too much for me"
>>feels my chest
>>jaw drops
>>"I can't"
>>she walks away, pussy is drenched at this point
>things that never happened

>>40927151
Whole foods. Farmers market.

>>40925832
>>One of them tells her "Wow, looks like you found yourself a real man"
I'm fairly certain no one talks like that in real life unless her friend was a ghetto chick >"MMMHHHHMMMM look like you foun' yoself a real MAN"

>>40926766
>he fell for the redpill meme
lmao. You can be rightwing/conservative without being a miserable, judgemental and reclusive fuck

>>40927267
I bet that felt better than sex desu.

>>40924159
>tfw frequently get with girls on nights out but only ever get mired by my bros, guys at the gym, and drunk guys in bars
I don't get

>>40927630
Never ask, anon. Just go based on body language. I remember my first time going on the pull at this cringey houseparty we were too young to be having.
>flirting with girl
>she starts rubbing my thighs and brushing her hands against my erection
>she's obviously getting horny because the rubbing kept getting more vigorous and closer and closer to my dick
>ask her if I can kiss her
>get rejected
>"but we could smoke up sometime if you like"
>"no thanks I don't smoke weed"
>get up and leave having learned a valuable lesson

>>40927267
>Turns out he fucked up both his hands and his dick by violently twisting a fleshlight around his knob at 1000+ RPM on a Black & Decker

a true alpha

>at my mate's dad's 50th
>mates dad is the man I wanna be, boxing coach, gym junkie, big, great guy... Etc
>shake his hand to say hello and happy birthday
>"wow anon that's a solid handshake"

Who else /notliftingforwomen/?

>>40932459
You sound upset that one of us is making it. That's pathetic crab mentality man. Sort yourself out

>>40927643
>be me
>socially awkward out of inexperience not shyness (went to all boys' boarding school with guys I went to kindergarten and primary school with) until first year of uni when I learned how to socialise by observing my charismatic and very sociable flatmates and then just emulating them
I did start out with confidence though so I guess I had an advantage but it's never too late until you tell yourself it is.

>>40932529
The rest of the story was convincing and entirely normal but I'm quite certain that no one says shit like that in real life. In my experience it's at most a thumbs up, a cheeky smile, or if they're really drunk then whooping and cheering

>>40932520
>/liftingformen/

>>40927630
No girl wants to be asked if they can be kissed faggot.

Thats a pussy move and a turn off

>>40932518
Yeah never ask. Its a sign of insecurity and really a turn off for women, especially looking for a one night stand.

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>>40932520
>working out as usual
>end up talking to huge guy with biceps as big as my head
>he mentions that my arms are getting bigger
>best mire so far

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>>40926022
You're cucking yourself out of existence m8

>>40932584
Is that Norwegian or Danish?

>>40932597
Take a guess

>>40932608
How come norwegian women are so good looking? It's fucking ridiculous.

>>40924308
why are you calling normal posts blog posts in so many threads?

>>40932584

I dunno having a stable family and having offspring doesn't sound like "cucking myself out of existence." In my opinion.

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>>40924308

>>40932619
Attraction is based on mainly two things: genetics and environmental factors. Norway is very wealthy generally and obsessed with fitness and sports. You wont see fat people unless they are tourists there

Upbringing in wealthy households leads to lack of stress: no worries about good quality food, healthy parents, many traditional marriages still compared to our parts of the world, every kid plays (multiple) sports, lots of outdoor activities.
An attractive, symmetric face is indicative of an undisturbed development. Why do you think rich people look different from absolute trailer trash? Symmetric faces, clean, glowing skin, healthy immune systems, height. Its all related to the absence of stress, physical activity from an early age on and high quality food + good genes of course

t. was raised there

>>40932635
>not rawdogging and nutting in your one night stands thereby spreading your seed far more than you'll ever be able to in a marriage
Remember, evolutionary fitness is based on how many offspring you can produce and whether or not they survive long enough to spread their seed as well.

>>40932715
t. posting from 10,000 bc thru a time portal

>>40932546
I understand that you have never been referred to as a real man.
I want the best for you man, stop being an argumentative autist and assume he is lying.

>>40927206
snapchat is very easy if you want to seduce a girl, just be flirty and a little bit cocky. Make her doubt if you're just joking or serious all the time. It gives off this mysterious vibe

>>40927384
Lol man if you think that a girl being outgoing/extrovert = automatic club slut and a girl being shy/reclusive/nerdy = perfect unicorn wife material, then you have a lot to learn. I mean a lot. Leave your house once in a while.

>>40932772
Lel

>>40925832
Degenerate twat

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>>40926766
Lad, you're truly free now.

>>40932476
No you're just a hypocrite then.

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>>40927142
Delet

>>40926766
I grew up in a university town so I saw this cycle play out a lot and didn't fall for their Jew loan schemes and spendy nights out paid with credit cards or mommy/daddy money. Also kids actually dying in frat hazing and partying. It's gross and degenerate and the fact that parents enable it makes it more pathetic.

>>40927142
>Slovenia

JANEZ IDI DOMA, NEDAMO VAM MORE

Also you're more likely to find a twink boipucci in Slovenia than a normal girl

>>40932666
>You wont see fat people unless they are tourists there
I dunno, I feel like I've been seeing more fat people around in recent years, mostly middle aged women. Whenever I see a mom with a stroller or young child it's almost never a MILF, they're always chunky.
I live in Trondelag though, which I think is one of the fatter counties.

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>>40927133
Die and reincarnate as Chad

>>40924159
ATTA BOY

>>40933138
yeah but just compare it to even Germany, where people arent the fattest either. Huge difference already. Same goes for Denmark and Sweden, almost everyone between 16-35 works out.
Anyways, genetics + proper development + physical activity + absence of stress = attraction

Bear in mind that stress is not only a busy schedule. Immense pressure to succeed, early childhood trauma, death of parents or siblings, relentless bullying bordering on abuse, drug abuse in early years all wreak havoc on your body and mind. Worse sleep, bad immune system, memory problems, late puberty. Its all related to stress. It is one of the most important aspects of our health and its not nearly talked about as much.
Check out Why Zebras dont get Ulcers by Prof Sapolsky, really enjoyable read with tons of references and impeccably research. Ive gifted it to so many friends. If I were to give a book to a pregnant woman, this would be it.

>>40933143
God damn, just look at these people. Thats the face poverty, bullying, social angst and miserable romantic life. I bet they had a shitty childhood

>>40924159
fuck yeah making it lad

>>40933045
T-thanks mate.

Your pic reminds me of a conversation between 2 nine year olds on a bus my mate overheard (given them random names):

> Jimmy: so Santa isnt real, Nev?
> Neville: w-what?
> Jimmy: you were talking about it earlier...so is he not real?
> Neville: well...uh...no. But do you know what is real?
> Jimmy: whats that?
> Neville (looking sad): deayh and taxes.

>>40927017
>has a bf

your point? fucking beta cunts

>>40933108
I havent lived with parents since I was 16 and worked since I was 15; im the only one out of my mates who isnt in massive overdraft or has everything paid for by mummy and daddy.

I always used to look at 20 year olds and think they had their shit together but so many are still kids, its quite sad

>I just get called a buff meathead by people at uni
>most smaller guys seem to resent me
At least my girlfriend loves touching me all over, so that's a confidence boost.

>>40932476
"If you arent a liberal when youre young, you have no heart; if you arent conservative when youre old, you have no brain" - Winston Churchill.

>>40933236
*death and taxes

FUCK

>>40925832
No, just Forget her, next time you find another one and next time another one.

/pol/ is really bringing this board down with the whole degenerate thing. Do they not know where they are? 4chan is the king of degeneracy.

>>40932584
>implying she is not wearing make up
Kek

>>40924308
Mires generals basically all look like blog posts anon. This is normal on this board. Lurk moar.

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>>40925604
>White guy
>unwilling to tame savages and Mongolid their race

Not gonna make it.

>>40927539
>that file name
kek

>>40933272
I dont see how this post is relevant considering that anon is still in uni.

>>40927116
>worst case ontarios
Kek

I agree, but you need to not just focuse on one chick if you're using that approach. Be funny, flirty, and charismatic around a few chicks and see which one bites. Don't ever invest all your time/ energy into one woman who's already in a relationship

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>>40933138
>Trondelag
The name even sounds fat and unaesthetic.

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>>40927267

>>40927133
It can be learned. Just practice. Old people are a good start

>>40926983
get fucked you stupid cuck lol keked

>>40927327
>>40927343
>>40927357
>Board is /k/
>only other board I regularly visit

Well at least he didn't get his dick stuck in an sks receiver this time.

>>40932777
>no one ever lies on the internet
>no one ever exaggerates certain parts of a story on the internet or even in real life to their friends

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>be me at beach
>tanning when 3 10/10 sisters come up to me and start rubbing my arms, chest, and abs
>no words exchanged i start making out with the youngest one while the other 2 suck my dick and balls.
>fuck them good as fuck and make them all squir all over my big dick
>they are amazed by my muscles and dick as well as my fuck ability
>so amazed they call all of their friends from school to try me out
>spend next 4 days of my vacation fucking all 10 of them in the hotel non stop
Top that, dyels

>>40933727
>tanning

dunno how to top cancer

>>40927630
No no no!
You never ask a Girl if she want something!
You just kiss her and fucking see what happens.
Be Alpha, live with the consequences fags.

>>40933662
Necklet detected. You know its treatable, anon.

>>40927630
Stop reading Neil Strauss and actually go talk to women.

>>40927330
Holy kek anon

>>40933727
i dont make up stories on anime image boards

>>40927142
>>40927142
Kaj bi naj to blo?

>girl randomly started messaging me on fb
>ask her out for a drink
>start finger blasting her in the car
>she starts feeling up my arm
>she comments "you have really nice arms, I can't hide it"

She wants to blow me this thursday :^)

>>40933960
Salty. Don't worry, you won't make it if you can't face the fact others have made it

>>40927630
>asking to kiss a girl
Jesus Christ, don't do this
Just go for the kiss and if she doesn't like it, just brush it off

It's a fuckin kiss m8, not a marriage proposal

>>40927652
Unless you're way out of her league always wait 3 days. Otherwise you can do whatever.
t. chad

>>40927584
become trap

>>40933121

Hrvoje I know you're from

Z A G R E B
A
G
R
E
B

Don't make me take my Euros and buy all of your hoes

>>40927370
jesus christ do you faggots forget you're in a club? do you actually care if you fuck up or not? are you aware that chicks go to clubs the same fucking reason you guys go? how hard is it, really now.

>>40927418
Great show

>>40926766
It's okay weekend warrior, someday you'll do something meaningful and this'll all be behind you.

>>40932583
>Guy who owns the gym I go to has mentioned several times that I'm getting big
Is it like when you go to a strip club and the girls are paid to compliment you or could he be sincere?

>>40925604
>about them wanting my seed later in life
>wanting my seed later in life
>later in life
I'm not about that child support life no thanks.

>>40933207
t. professor sapolski

>>40925604

A girl I was seeing said a similar thing to me. She said I was "highly evolved" (her words not mine) because I'm /fit/ and went to a top university, and that she wanted me as the father of her kids (she was bi and wanted to settle down with/marry a girl) It was said jokingly but I think she was being at least slightly serious.

It was a weird one but it was a better mire than a generic "nice bum/back" comment

>>40927823
iktfb
I remember 2 years ago when i was 16 and lurking fit, i thought of them as degenerate losers.
Now i am 18 and turning into one.
Help me brehs

>>40935219
>Now i am 18
I'm fucking 23...

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>>40927267
>a fleshlight mounted to an electric drill.
come the fuck on

>>40934117
It was a frat party, not a club
So, I might see these people again

>>40927370
>can't think of how to smoothly transition to kissing her
you should've just kissed her, that's it. she was already down. she dragged you off to the couch because she didn't want to make out in the middle of the dance floor. the reason she started the small talk in the first place was you failing to take action and go in for the kiss.

your inconsistency made her nervous. you escalated like a boss and then just stopped.

>>40924159
>playing Taboo with friends
>I got a card with the "humor" word
>"I have plenty of it!" I say, to give my teammate a clue
>"muscles?" is the reply
>"no, but thanks for noticing"
>mfw

>>40935412

>not saying your one rep max

>>40935459
it wasn't helpful as a clue

>>40935338
>I might see these people again
Who gives a shit?

>>40935338

From experience I've found you can generally get away with a surprising amount of shit while drunk at a party and no one really gives a shit. Don't be so concerned with what others will think, just don't go crossing the line by grabbing girls by the pussy or something like that.

>>40935474
Why? Everyone would laugh and you had them right there.

>>40927206
Just ask if they want to fuck, works 100% of the time that it works.

>>40934098
Odi se kupaj u svoju baru i pušit kurac europskoj uniji pederu smrdljivi, mozda nakon 500 godina će neko napokon znat za vas. Gori ste od cigana.

>>40925604
Girls talking about wanting your genetics is one of the most authentic mires. Plus those conversations are usually light and fun. I wouldn't read to much into it if I were you.

>>40934475
Y-you too...

>>40935225
>>40935219

We're young, maybe there's a future for us.

>>40926766
Bro you don't go to clubs to find girls you wanna spend your life with.

>>40937113
Obviously, but where else am I supposed to meet chicks