What are the 16 wheys of the /fit/ness warrior?

2. Thou shalt not shitpost

3. Thou shalt weightlift, powerlift, or Olympic lift, but thou shalt not succumb to the blasphemous teachings of Crossfit

4. It is the goal of every /fit/izen to leave humanity behind

>>40924015
stop

5. "y - you too"

>1. Thou shalt never skip leg day
Fb tier meme

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6. Dolphin noises

>>40924015
7. thou shalt not be a faggot cunt making shit threads, get a life ya fukken boring cunt yeah just fukken go outside into the real world instead of making shit threads like this ya fukken flop

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>>40925562
kek

7. Thou shal not be swayed by the dark whispers of the piano man

8. 8 scoops c'mon

>>40925780
you just broke the 7th, shame

9.
>basketball shorts
>weighted dips

>>40925799
10. 10 scoops c'mon

11. SS + GOMAD

12. 12 SCOOPS GOD DAMNIT CMON

12. Eat big to get big c'mon

12. Post on /pol/ between sets

>>40924015
pls leave and stopposting cancer

12. 12 scoops c'mon son

>>40925897

13. GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG RIGHT BABE

>>40925893
13.thou shall not succomb to ways of gains goblins

14. 14 SCOOPS C'MON

15. Sip of Sips between sets.

16. Thou shall feel, tfw no gf

17-age of girl your fucking

18. GOOD FUCKING MORNING

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>>40925958
Sir sippy sipperious

19. You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza

Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".

Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.

Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?

It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

20. Thou shalt havy only one god, our lord and natty saviour Scooby

21. >tfw no gf (male)

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22. The squat rack is for boxing

>>40926432
23. The boxing rack is for squatting

24. BUSTED! IT'S COOKIE TIME

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25. Having a foot fetish gets you better gains

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26. BRAAAAAAAAAP

27. Thou shalt only fornicate with high test thicc females

>>40927852
28. Sexual intercourse shall be in he missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

29. It is only gay if 'no homo' is not uttered within 5 minutes of the homosexual act

30. Lower.