Ideal Male Body Thread

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This

Is this the gay thread of the day?

>>40923002
Yes. So please post.

>>40923002
>of the day

>>40923040
>the

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>implying you wouldn't LOVE to unzip those jeans

>>40923068
Goal body. Definitely not natty at all right?

>>40923082
defnitiely not

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>>40923091
TFW homegym and I dont know anyone who could sell me roids

>>40922701
Women tend to be more attracted to ~12-14% bf with a low bf face

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This + penis desu

>>40922701
>retards always posting roid monkeys with 4% bodyfat
A good body is an athletic, healthy, confident body. Not something meticulously hammered out by years of isolation training, gear and dysphoria.

>>>inb4 go back to tumblr

>>40922701
I wouldn't mind looking like that guy but I'm pretty sure it's steroids

>>40923482
Just stop being a fat retard.

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>>40923447
Shit are you me?

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>>40923519
>>40923482
Something like this would be an ideal male body. Of course, the ideal varies with whatever sport the person is dedicated to and what frame they're given.

>>40923537
>runs out of breath just by standing up

>>40923573
this bait is pretty good.

>>40923537
Makes me wish I was a fag!

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>>40922701

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honestly any Roman/Greek statue

>>40923712
aniki aside, goal body

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Oh lord being a woman in these threads is nice, how many /fit/izens actually have bodies like this?

I read somewhere that for women Bruce Willis has the perfect build.

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>>40923623

>>40923186
>Women

>>40923738
I don't because I'm tall and don't take steroids. Expectations are unrealistic for young men today

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either the one in OP or pic related

>>40923623
this.

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If you don't look like this after 2 years of lifting you should just kys

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>>40924025
Good lord is that one of those weird injection dicks?

T H I C C

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>>40924103
no idea mate

>>40923789
C A N A D A
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daddy

>>40924167
would roid for /10

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>>40924197
>>40924088
>>40924025
>>40923996
>>40923801
>>40923789
>>40923738
>>40923712
>>40922701
>>40922721

Time to get out of the closet nerds

>>40924216
>implying we're in

Straighties should be locked in breeding camps desu

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ctrl + f "no homo"

guys ?!

>>40924197
I wanna massage and suc his feet

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>>40922701

>>40924275
GSP is cute, CUTE!

>>40924305

We don't say no homo anymore, it's just implied now.

>>40924305
I want to ejaculate in that mans beard, no homo.

>>40923127
R/SST YOU MONG

>>40923801
Is that the KKB vocalist's boyfriend?

>>40924363
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>40924344
>We don't say no homo anymore, it's just implied now.

good to know.

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>>40924363
does this guy even win any competitions? literally the worse physique ive ever seen, not to mention how sick and unhealthy he looks

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>/fit/
>the "no homo" is silent

>>40923996
how can lifting make my eyes green?

>>40924216
What's that gif?

>>40923553
LOL
no

>>40924275
This, practically every MMA fighter has an ideal male body

>>40924339
Hot as hell

>>40924395
lenny will fight anyone and win everytime. he can survive a bullet to the head aslong as he has chistina in his heart

>>40923002
>the gay thread
>the

>>40923915
this dude needs to isolate his delts or something.
they look so neglected compared to the rest of him.

>>40924197
>minority in patriotic attire

Is this an ok fetish?

>>40924668
>all qt except brown guy

I almost feel bad at this point...

>>40924395

He obviously has mental issues and probably ruins the competition for everyone that has to pose next to him

However its doubtful they can legally ban him from amateur competitions

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>>40924216

if i looked like these guys I might, but as of now I have not hit that low.

>>40924576
everyone loves america

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>>40924709
I like all of them except the white guy in the middle

>>40924835
Yeah, taking a selfie like that is a bit faggy...

>>40923447
this body is what I wish I could have
I COULD try to go for it, but I have a serious case of baby face, down to the huge eyes, and not very masculine at all.
I think the only think I should ever try to do is lose weight. ;___;

>>40924856
desu its very difficult to lift for specific aesthetic goals, make it a lifestyle and see what happens to start

>>40924363
This is the ideal male body.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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>>40924363

>>40924888
I don't think I can lift my face into something like lord farquad.
I'll look silly with a nice body with muscle.
I'm 23, so I don't think I'll suddenly have a big facial structure change either, with time.

>>40924395
get lost you cookie cutter porn addict, he's 345lbs hard, muscle maturity baby!

>>40924927
Don't worry about what you can't change. As men we are blessed when it comes to attractiveness. Women love a goofy looking guy who makes them wet when he take shirt off.

Assuming you are straight in this thread may be a mistake, but you know.

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>>40924363
THICC

>>40924363
“Most people think Lenny is crazy, but I don't believe that.
I'm no shrink and I'm not saying I've got Lenny all figured out or anything, but "crazy" just doesn't explain him. Not to me. Sometimes I think he's retarded, a big, brutal kid who never learned the ground rules about how people are supposed to act around each other. But that doesn't have the right ring to it either. No, it's more like there's nothing wrong with Lenny, nothing at all--except that he had the rotten luck of being born at the wrong time in history. He'd have been okay if he'd been born a couple of thousand years ago. He'd be right at home on some ancient battlefield, swinging an ax into somebody's face. Or in a roman arena, taking a sword to other gladiators like him.
They'd have tossed him girls like Nancy, back then.”

>>40924985
kek bro that episode was out of control, what a great april gift for us all

>>40925008
ment overload m8. im not surprised jay kept andrew from uploading it for so long

>>40924985
Source?

>>40925036
holy shit, no joke. Jay was out of control the WHOLE TIME. it was beautiful. I felt like I'd watched a feature-length film after that shit

>>40924968
I'm gay, which actually worked in my favor with my soft and goofy-looking face.
My bf says he thinks I'm "beautiful", but I wish I could pull off a body like the kind ITT.
I just don't want to end up like those guys in the image compilations with fit men with non-fitting faces.

>>40925075
Well I'm going to give it to you straight you little fag. Lift God dammit, you will look and feel better, no exceptions.

Also post body :3

>>40924923
that ass is disgusting

>>40924305
off yourself reddit pleb

>>40924526
>brainwashed by swollen delt roid bods

>>40924968

I'm gonna need some examples of ugly, poor, bald guys who have hot bods that get them hot chicks dude

>>40925208
Well I never mentioned bald, but its not an issue.

I would rather see examples of self actualized lifters who are seen as pathetic losers. It's a lifestyle anon, it lends itself to success in every area.

>>40923686
That's the longest dicksleeve I've seen on a roman statue

>>40925247

So no evidence of your assertion..gotcha

>>40922701
this is my goal right here
anyone got a bf% estimate

>>40923482
are you implying that was OP posted is a roids w/ 4% body fast?

>>40924923
feelsgoodman

>>40925510
how can women compete?

>>40924305
is that cnnor murphy?

>>40923553
don't flatter yourself

>>40923482
>t.retard

>>40923873
>steroids for that
You actual fat fuck.

>>40925552

They can't. No homo.

>>40923712
>backne
don't tell me this is one of those g4p guys from /fraud/

>>40923482
>Post your ideal body
>They post their ideal bodies
>THOSE BODIES ARE UNREALISTIC, THOSE ARE JUST IDEALS
???

>>40924987
Is this a copypasta? Or did somebody from delray actually say this?

>>40924088
WHO IS THIS

>>40925330
This

>>40925135
if by disgusting you mean striated at 300 lbs then yes.

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>>40924668

>you will never have a thicc beard

>>40927428
>can't even get good 5 o' clock shadow
>at best look like shaggy from Scooby-Doo
I do fairly well with women but fuck I would be unstoppable if I had a decent beard.

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>>40927428
>>40927482
they all look like metrossexual faggots to be honest.
beards should be full, from the moment you start trimming and shapeing it, you look like a faggot

>>40923996
Poorly photoshopped d e s u

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>tfw no thicc bf

>>40924893
foo ark

>>40925374
My only evidence is the existence of humanity since the dawn of species.

I guess you're free to ignore it and become Elliott Rodgers.

Should I be using product in my "beard"? I keep at at 3.5mm and I've noticed the whiskers aren't all black. Is it from poor hygiene?

My veins in my forearm are getting kind of gross looking. Should I be concerned?

>>40926072
It's from Sin City, originally about Marv

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>thinly veiled /thicc/ thread

>>40928504
He's a big guy

>>40928483
ty

>>40923801
>/mu/

>>40923738
> azn with beard

Yep, steroids.

>>40928529
JUST WALK AWAY

>>40926050
Those are stretch marks, not acne.

>>40928730
some of it is definitely acne or acne scarring. I see the stretch marks too though.

>>40925135
get outta here cookie cutter

>>40925135

FUCKIN FAT LITTLE FREAK

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>>40922701
What women want.

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Always and forever

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True peak form.

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>>40930770

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like it or not, this is the ideal male body

>>40923537
He looks like a fucking horse!!

>>40925073
jay was obviously drunk as shit

that old man dressed as ron jeremy was pretty odd

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nice thread

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How do I get this kind of body?
I want to be beefy, not fat or ripped

>>40923738
>hairy chinese kid
That's weird, because they're not usually hairy

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>>40925135
fag

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>>40931419
That's a weird hue-japanese mutt.

>>40924275
only correct answer

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>>40928497
>>40925914
>>40925510
>>40924167
>>40924088
>>40923537
>>40922701
>>40931238
Fuuuaaarrrkk..

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>>40924088
GODLY BALANCE

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>this thread

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here's your controller

>>40923127
Go cry somewhere else

>>40923186
Implying we care about attracting women. We just want other dudes to mire, and to fuck vapid hot sluts

>>40931419
They are after injecting basement chemicals

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>>40931419
>>40932466
>>40928696
not all asians are the femenine, you're just watching too much j-pop

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>>40929621

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>>40932487

>>40931264
A shit ton of gear

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No Homo.

>>40924305
i fucking want long hair so badly

but my hair is too thick, and it just turns into a straight afro

>>40924353
>KKB
Who, Sarah? If that's the case, I have a hard time believing that guy is completely straight.

>>40924363
he would beat you in a parking lot fight

>>40932149
Is Steve a bottom? I kinda hope he is.

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>>40930770

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Lazar Angelov he was poor and worked 2 jobs just like me

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>>40935477

G A C H I G A S M

>also checked

>>40931419
>it's a downs sydrome kid challenges Karl to an arm wrestle on a crowded train and then he panics when he starts losing episode

>>40935509
>me dancing to Kendrick Lamar's new song.

>>40931419
And they don't age well...

>>40924088
Just imagine being him in that moment.
Nobody else in your vicinity will come even close to looking as good as you, imagine all the mires you'd get
Damn

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>>40936424

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>>40922701
I lift for him.

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>>40922701

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Pound for pound he has more lean muscle mass than Ryback

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>>40936783
>That hair
OY VEY!

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Lidrerary perfect

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>>40922701

>>40924856
>>40924927
Face gains are a real thing, and also thinking you will look silly with a good body is very dumb, nobody's body looks worse when they start gaining some muscle. Just do it you will look so much better I promise

>>40936636
>Nobody else in your vicinity will come even close to looking as good as you, imagine all the mires you'd get


I know /fit/ has body dismorphia but dam.

>>40922701
This is actually the body type women find most attractive.

Anyone saying otherwise doesn't know shit.

This is what peak sexual attraction looks like.

>>40934832
implying he has the range of motion to keep up with my dodges
it will be like fighting a dark souls enemy

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>tfw will never reach orc level

>>40923915
Hey Vsauce, Michael here

>>40939686
lol. you're confusing face with body.
>saggy tits

>>40924494
kek

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>>40922701